Dazai wants to dye this green

At 1 o'clock in the morning, even Yokohama, an international metropolis, has no milk tea shops or dessert shops open, and now only bars are open.

"What do you two want to drink?"

The waiter still kept smiling amidst the deafening dance floor sound, and asked enthusiastically and politely: "Our bartender made a fruity cocktail tonight, do you two want to taste it?"

Sha Ye didn't answer, she looked at Gojo Satoru, and the big white cat in sunglasses raised his hand as expected, and ordered with a smile: "I want milk tea!"

Waiter: "...Sir, don't be joking, we are a bar here."

"Large cup with pearls and milk cap, all sugar, remove ice." Gojo Wujo asked eagerly after finishing speaking, "Is there any dessert?"

waiter:………………

No, brother, you look dignified. Wearing sunglasses and hugging a beautiful girl, you feel very pretentious and walk with wind.As a result, after a long time, you come to the bar without dancing or drinking, just to drink milk tea? !

Can you respect the night life of adults!

Saya put a 10000 yen note on the table, and said softly, "Please, he really wants to drink milk tea."

The waiter immediately replied: "Maybe there is no milk cap, can I add an extra pudding for sir?"

Gojo Satoru was very happy: "Okay, by the way, do you have any desserts here? Tiramisu, Butter Daifuku, Taiyaki are also available, give me one too!"

...Where can the bar get you taiyaki? !

But for the sake of a tip of [-] yen, the waiter endured it!

"This bar has a good atmosphere, but it's a bit noisy." Gojo Satoru moved his long legs, which had no place to rest, to the outside of the table, and casually crossed Erlang's legs to prop them up. "Has Sha Yechan ever been to a bar before?"

Sha Ye shook her head, then glanced at his long legs, and reminded: "Crossing your legs for a long time is easy to cause scoliosis."

Gojo Satoru moved to her side, but couldn't hear the deafening sound of the DJ on the dance floor next to her: "What?"

"I said that crossing your legs for a long time is easy to cause scoliosis, and it will be very troublesome to do spinal surgery." Sha Ye also slightly raised the volume.

"What-what-ah-I-listen-no-clear-"

Sha Ye:?

You can fly, don't you even have this kind of ear strength?

She had no choice but to put it close to Wu Tiaowu's ear, and said as loudly as possible: "Don't-cross-two-lang-legs-"

Gojo Satoru covered his ears with a smile, and complained half-truthfully: "Really, Saya-chan is so young, and she cares about this and that like a mother. Could it be that the person you made was set for you? 'Mombot' program?"

"No." Sha Ye seriously corrected, "I just think that you will damage your health, and I have the responsibility to remind and stop any things that may cause adverse consequences."

The waiter put a plate of red velvet cake in front of Gojo Satoru.He was not polite, he dug a large piece with a small spoon and put it into his mouth, he felt happy bubbles all over his body while chewing, even Sha Ye could understand it.

"Actually, I have seen a curse skeleton with emotions. I have a student who is like this. Put the magic core into the body of a cotton doll, and such a mutant curse skeleton was born. Except for its appearance being different from that of a human being, it can be compared with human beings. Other people get along normally, and they have all the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys that should be there." Gojo Satoru took a spoon in his mouth and licked off the cake crumbs on it, revealing a pink cat tongue, "How is Shaye made? Where did it come out? I'm curious, but you don't have to say it if you don't think it's appropriate."

Saya was a little bit embarrassed.

"It's really inappropriate, but I don't know if I can do it now..." She unconsciously rubbed the hem of the windbreaker she put on today, "But I revealed something to Mr. Xia You last time, and I don't know if I don't tell Mr. Wujo. Great..."

"Don't talk about it, it's okay."

Gojo Satoru also gave up easily, he propped his chin with one hand, held a small spoon with the other hand, and kept sending small cakes to his mouth: "However, speaking of which, I ordered a cup of milk tea, Sha Ye Jiang doesn't seem to have anything to drink, it feels very unfair. Would you like a drink too?"

There was nothing wrong with Saya, so Gojo Satoru waved to the already tortured waiter again: "Didn't you just say that there is a fruity cocktail today? Is the degree high?"

The waiter said cautiously: "The degree can be adjusted..."

"Sha Yechan didn't drink much before?" he asked.

Saya shook her head: "The company I worked in before would have a dinner with my colleagues after get off work. At that time, I tasted sake and beer a few times, and I didn't feel anything special after drinking a large bottle."

"Oh, it seems that our Shaye sauce has a lot of alcohol!" Gojo Satoru praised, "Then have a glass of low-alcohol wine. If it tastes too different from fruit juice after a while, I will complain to your store for false advertising."

waiter:? ? ?

Didn't the lady just say that she can drink well? !

It really took eight lifetimes of bad luck for him to receive your table of guests today!

Saya put another 1000 yen bill on the table as a tip, and the waiter's expression immediately became more friendly than her own mother: "Okay, I'll go talk to the bartender right now, two Dear, wait a moment!"

Gojo Satoru waved to Mao Mao who was leaving behind him.

"Speaking of which, I didn't expect Shaye to drink so well. You look like a small one, and you feel like you will pass out after drinking a little." The white-haired magician pushed the empty cake plate aside , and pulled over a plate of creamy Daifuku, "Is it because you added a lot of alcohol-decomposing enzymes when you were designed?"

Sha Ye shook her head.

"Drunkenness comes down to alcohol being absorbed into the brain and affecting the neurological work of the brain. But my brain's processing system works in a different way and it's not affected by excess alcohol, so it doesn't matter how much I drink."

"Oh...so that's the case, then this is really a very convenient body structure!" Gojo Satoru bit off half of the cream Daifuku in one bite, and the corner of his mouth was stained with white, "That is to say, Saya will not be drunk. ?”

Sha Ye nodded firmly: "That's right!"

……

"Woooooo Zhongye, our family must have been bullied, he is still so young, so kind, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo surely

Gojo Satoru faced the waiter's condemning gaze, and tried hard to break away from the arm that was completely hugged by Sayo: "This is normal, this is normal, as long as people are no match for alcohol, hahaha..."

The lady just said that she can drink very well!

Could it be you, the white-haired man with dark glasses and a sweet tooth who secretly mixed strong alcohol for her? !

Sure enough, there must be something wrong with this guy who goes to the bar to drink milk tea!

The waiter sneaked aside and stared at it, and Saya took Gojo Satoru's arm as her Kamen Rider pillow and was still muttering: "Usually when he sleeps with Dazai, he sleeps like a belly with a sense of security. The upturned cat, I saw him in the stronghold just now, but he looked like a stray dog ​​shrunk in a cardboard box! I swore before that I would make my beloved brother happy, protect him, and be the best with him. We are best friends, but how could it become like this now..."

"Saya-chan, Saya-chan." Gojo Satoru rubbed her face with the decorative ice cubes in the plate, "Didn't you say you wouldn't get drunk?"

"Yes, I won't get drunk." Sha Ye tilted her head dimly, instinctively trying to avoid the cold thing, "Am I drunk now?"

How about not?

Do you feel normal now?

"It seems that the guy parasitic in your body has corroded you deeply." Gojo Satoru sighed, and continued to pinch her face, "Shaye-chan, have you felt angry recently?"

"Angry?" She looked at the empty wine glass on the table without focus, "What does it feel like to be angry?"

"I just feel that my heart is beating very fast, my head is hot, sometimes the sides of my head will be slightly swollen, my breathing will speed up unconsciously, and I can't concentrate on doing other things—oh, it seems like the feeling of being in love is the same."

Saya suddenly let go of Gojo Satoru's arm, and raised her hand seriously: "I have! Last time Dr. Mori came to work for the port mafia without telling me!"

The gesture of raising one's hand is like that of the Miyoshi students in TV dramas.

"Gradually having negative emotions, getting drunk, it seems like the next step is coming soon."

Gojo Satoru grasped Saya's wrist, and easily broke her arm off: "Okay, answer very honestly, and Saya-san will add [-] points!"

A proud blush appeared on Shaye's white face: "Thank you, Teacher Wutiao!"

Gojo Satoru: ... Hey.

Wait, how long has it been since students honestly called him Teacher Wutiao?

"Then, Wutiao teacher, can you tell me why I am angry?" Saya continued to use the address just now, as if she thought it was funny, "Gotiao teacher knows a lot of things, so he must know the reason? Please, please... ..."

Gojo Satoru didn't know why he had the feeling that he was secretly running a cram school to teach students outside, and he charged a lot of tuition fees, even asking for a big cup of milk tea and a table of desserts! .

I'm sorry, Principal Noctua, but this student is really good!

"Hmmm, then Shaye must sit down obediently and listen to the lecture." Gojo Wu cleared his throat, "Bring the teacher's milk tea here, the teacher wants to moisten his throat."

The temporary class representative immediately picked up his pudding and pearl milk tea: "Teacher, drink it!"

... This student is really good!

Gojo Satoru took a sip of the milk tea, swallowed the pearls and pudding in an orderly manner, before Saya could react, he suddenly stretched out his hand and flicked her head lightly.

"Snapped"

Sha Ye was stunned, as if a basin of cold water had been poured on her head, the original flush on her cheeks and the indescribable confusion disappeared instantly with this little shudder.

Sober up.

"The reason is very simple, that is, Shaye is now slowly gaining her own 'soul'."

The music on the dance floor of the bar is still deafening, the lights are dim, and only the disco ball keeps refracting hazy and dreamy colored spots.But Saya, who had just recovered from the strange state of drunkenness, felt extremely sober. Amidst the noise and the flickering lights, only Gojo Satoru with a straw in his mouth seemed to be shining.

"soul……?"

"Recently, do you feel that your emotions are out of control? The brain that is usually processed by another system is also strangely affected by alcohol. It is simply messed up." It will be like this, emotions will rush up strangely at once, and after alcohol enters the blood, it will do things that are usually unimaginable. All these are things that human beings with souls will do, and since you can do it, it represents you Can also have a soul."

Sha Ye sat blankly, unable to digest this information for a while.Gojo Satoru didn't have time to counsel her because his cell phone rang.

"Well, there is something new."

The white-haired conjurer with a straw in his mouth sucked up the last two pearls from the bottom of the cup, and Shaye caught a glimpse of the text message interface on his phone screen.

"The curse spirit appeared on Leibo Street. It should be caused by the curse objects dropped by the gang of the port mafia. I'm going to have a look. Shayam sauce together?"

Sha Ye nodded and followed him to stand up: "Let me go with you after transforming."

The waiter immediately came over: "Miss, sir! Pay the bill—"

Wujo Wu casually took out a few ten thousand yuan bills from his pocket: "There's no need to look for it."

Saya and the waiter widened their eyes very synchronously.

"Thank you, sir--"

"Didn't you say you want me to treat you? But you are so rich——"

Gojo Satoru turned his head and blinked at Saya's big watery blue eyes from above the slid down sunglasses.

"Because I think it's fun for Saya to treat guests? Your expression when ordering is really cute. I want to see more next time!"

Saya: ……………

Just pretend that she didn't praise the people's teacher just now.

"But Mr. Gojo, you didn't say why I suddenly started to have a 'soul'."

Gojo Satoru pushed open the door of the bar and walked into the silent night of Yokohama again: "I will tell you only if you call me 'Gojo-sensei'."

you guy...

"Teacher Wutiao." Saya changed her words obediently, "Teacher Wutiao, please tell me."

Gojo Satoru: "I don't know."

Sha Ye: …………? ? ?

ha? !

No, then the phrase "Teacher Wutiao" just now was your whoring for nothing? !

Sister, I am really going to be angry! ! !

Gojo Satoru smiled and ran ahead with his hands in his pockets, and Saya chased after him with a puffy face.The directions of the two are very consistent, both pointing to Leibo Street one kilometer away.

Those who don’t know something are of course lying, but the clever Wu Tiao Mao Mao knows everything!

It's just that I can't tell the real reason in front of Sha Ye so as not to startle the snake.

Otherwise, that super curse spirit who has not seen the true face of Mount Lu might jump over the wall in a hurry and do nothing.

Yes, in fact, the host chosen by the super curse spirit on that broken doll...

It has no soul, only a body, so it is the most suitable artificial human for hiding, Kiryu Saya.