Dazai wants to dye this green

Many years later, Mori Ogai would sit in front of the large French windows of the port mafia chief's office, and he would definitely think of the night when Kiryu Saiya carried a bag of green onions and threw the gangster who smashed up his clinic out of the window with one hand.

But in fact, Shaye really just wanted to buy a few green onions that night.

"Because there is a saying: 'If you eat meat without garlic, the taste will be reduced by half; if you eat noodles without green onions, it will be useless to add meat'." Saya explained this to Fukuzawa Yukichi, whom she happened to meet on the way to buy green onions. , "I'm going to cook a pot—that is, a catty of noodles. According to calculations, 200 grams of noodles need to put one-half of a green onion, so 1000 grams of noodles need to put two and a half green onions in it. So I bought it With five scallions, I can cook another pot of noodles tomorrow."

Fukuzawa Yukichi asked weakly: "So you came out to buy green onions alone at 01:30 in the middle of the night?"

Sha Ye nodded logically: "Because I want to cook noodles!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "Can't you leave out the green onions?"

Sha Ye kicked open the glass-shattered door of the clinic, and then slammed the shopping basket on the face of the gatekeeper: "——must be put! Because the recipe says that a bowl of noodles must Cut an onion in half!"

When Fukuzawa Yukichi drew his sword, he thought painfully: In the future, I must add a footnote to the book "100 Family Recipes Every Mother Should Have" in Saya's kitchen!In particular, please note that you should not go out to buy ingredients after ten o'clock in the evening!

Rushing into this clinic was actually a coincidence. Saya just went to the 24-hour Zhonghua Supermarket to buy five shallots on a whim. In order to take care of the proprietress's business, she also bought the remaining Shandong scallion.On the way home, I met Fukuzawa Yukichi who was said to be out for work. Mr. "Silver Wolf" Swordsman was worried that Sha Ye would go home alone, so he dropped by Sha Ye Wujie Street—on the way, he stopped at the door of the clinic where there was a sound of smashing.

"It's either robbery or medical trouble!" Sha Ye's eyes lit up when she rushed in, "In broad daylight, the sky is bright, there are people who do such illegal things, it seems that there is no way to punish them!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi could only follow her weakly and correct him: "It's two o'clock in the middle of the night, not broad daylight..."

"But the heroes in TV dramas always say such opening remarks when they fight for justice." Saya picked up an infusion stand in the clinic, and vigorously threw down a gangster who tried to wield a knife. "In "Armor Warrior" The Black Rhinoceros—”

Fukuzawa Yukichi: What is "Armor Warrior"? Why do you watch all special dramas?

"Armor Warrior": What, don't we deserve it? !

Before Sha Ye could demonstrate Black Rhino's lines in detail, a few more punks ran out from another room of the small clinic.It seems that this is not a sudden robbery today, because one of them gritted his teeth and pulled out a gun from his back waist: "This slippery old fox even brought in rescuers... Hey, Aaron, you stay inside Watch that guy! I will deal with the two people he called first!"

"They have hostages." Sha Ye reacted sharply.She put the small vegetable basket on her shoulder, shook the metal infusion stand that was still in her hand, and rushed to the consulting room without looking back: "I will leave these people outside to you, Mr. Fuzawa!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi's sword has been unsheathed.He sighed softly, and when he flew forward and slashed at the gangster's neck with the back of his knife, he thought a little bit sadly: It's been two years, why is Sha Ye still calling him by his last name?

Saya didn't know what Fukuzawa Yukichi was thinking. After the hero carrying green onions rushed into the consulting room, he had a face-to-face meeting with a nervous yellow-haired gangster almost immediately.

"Yes, it's a woman!" The gangster's words broke down, he didn't know whether he was happy or flustered, "Damn it, are you underestimating me, see if I don't treat you—"

Sha Ye held the metal infusion stand, arched her body slightly, like a jackal ready to go.She was closely watching the movement of the yellow-haired gangster, and at the moment when he tried to fight with his fists and staggered slightly, Sha Ye keenly grasped this opening.

For a moment, it moved like thunder and lightning.

"Dang--"

The sound of the metal infusion frame falling to the ground brought Mori Ogai back from his half-dream and half-awake state.

He sat on the cold tiled floor scattered with shards of glass, and Alice's small body was pressed against his side.Because he was convinced that someone would come to rescue, Mori Ogai did not let Alice do anything, but calmly pretended to be subdued, and closed his eyes for a while to rest his mind.After all, for a doctor, from the beginning of medical school, they are deprived of two things: hair and sleep.

Oh wait, the hair is debatable!

It's just, why does this movement sound a bit wrong...

Mori Ogai's eyelids slowly opened a crack.

The clinic did not turn on the lights, but the moonlight was very bright tonight, and the watery moonlight slanted into the room through the broken window and shone on the girl's long silver hair, as if Artemis, the moon god, had arrived in the light. This cramped and narrow consulting room is only here to save him, Mori Ogai.

But, just, is there something wrong...

——Natsume-sensei, you didn't say that "Silver Wolf" Fukuzawa Yukichi was a girl? !

Do, what are you doing? !

Mori Ogai couldn't help but widen his eyes. He watched the silver-haired girl easily pick up the muddy yellow-haired bastard from the ground with one hand, and then threw him out of the window like throwing incombustible garbage.After throwing it away, she still didn't forget to help the small vegetable basket on her other arm and shoulder, and especially tidied up the upright and thick green Shandong scallion inside.

Mori Ogai's eyes were also glued to the abrupt but very energetic scallion, unable to recover for a long time.

To tell you the truth, the proprietress of Zhonghua Supermarket really didn’t have a crush on Shaye. This scallion, which traveled across the sea from hospitable Shandong to Dongyang, still maintains a spirit that Shandong people are proud of!

It's green!

It's tall!

It's thick!

It is wrapped in pancakes and dipped in sauce, it is the king of onions!

Could it be that the assassinated swordsman "Silver Wolf" was not actually a "sword" warrior, but an "onion" warrior?The girl killer sneaked into the target's room with a cold face, and then quickly pulled out the green onions from the vegetable basket—"Drink! Die!!!"

The target fell down clutching the bloody neck that smelled of sauce and garlic, twitched a few times and then remained still.Our ruthless girl killer blew on the blood stains on the scallions, and said in a deep voice: "Hmph, I can't let your dirty blood stain my scallions!"

When Shaye walked towards the exhausted doctor who was slumped on the ground with a shivering little blond girl snuggled up beside her, she felt a little sympathetic.It may be that the attack in the middle of the night frightened him. When Sha Ye knelt down in front of him, the black-haired doctor looked a little dull, and stared delicately at the scallions in her vegetable basket for a long time.

"Don't be afraid, the gangster has been subdued by me." Sha Ye comforted, "Are you injured? Children, are you and your father okay?"

Only then did the black-haired doctor come back to his senses. With difficulty, he looked away from the scallions, raised his wine-red eyes, and met Sha Ye's concerned eyes.

"I..." Mori Ogai's Adam's apple rolled up and down, "I'm fine, there's nothing wrong, thank you for coming to save me—we."

After finishing speaking, he immediately pushed his slightly longer bangs behind his ears schemingly, revealing a dried blood spot on the corner of his forehead, and Alice also sobbed twice in a particularly appropriate way.

After seeing the wound, Sha Ye's expression became serious: "You are injured, I want to bandage you."

"..."

For some reason, Mori Ogai smiled.He shook his head: "No, it's just a minor injury. I didn't expect to see you here today, Sha Ye."

Sha Ye paused when she got up, and she asked in confusion, "Have we met before?"

Before Mori Ogai answered, she came to a sudden: "Oh, you should be the small business owner I received when I was working in the financial department of a pharmaceutical company, right? Sorry, I am no longer working in a pharmaceutical company. I was transferred to the headquarters, and you will have to cooperate with another accountant in the future."

Mori Ogai was a little disappointed in his heart, but he still maintained his due weakness with a three-point strong smile: "Anyway, although Natsume-sensei asked you to be my bodyguard, you did catch up in time. Until you save me, otherwise I don't know that I will...cough, cough, cough—"

Alice sobbed very cooperatively, hugged Mori Ogai's arm while crying and said, "What to do, the clinic was smashed, we have no home, what should we do in the future..."

Saya's heart was tugged by Alice's crying.She fumbled in her pocket helplessly, and found that the candy she usually carried had been searched by Chaos as early as yesterday, and there was nothing in the vegetable basket that could comfort the little girl.In the end, she really had no choice but to take out the green onion and stuff it into Alice's little hand: "Don't cry, don't cry, come on, my sister will give you one... give you a green onion!"

Alice:? ? ?

Mori Ogai was also stunned for a moment: Can the assassin swordsman directly give his self-defense weapon to others?

"Scallion is a good thing!" Saya solemnly held Alice's fleshy wrist, leading her to wave the scallion slightly, "There is another song for scallion! How did it sing? I remember it was... ...Allah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"

Natsume-sensei, you never said that Fukuzawa Yukichi is so cute!

This is too cute to die for! ! !

If the partner of "Three Moment Conformation" is such a Miss Fukuzawa, then he is willing, very willing!

Alice stopped crying, in fact she didn't know how to react.Sha Ye saw her holding the green onions with a dazed look on her face, and couldn't help but said: "If you two don't have a place to stay tonight...you can actually come to my house to make do for the night, I still have a few vacant rooms."

"Are you going to bother Ms. Fukuzawa too much?" Mori Ogai evaded it for a while, but Alice understood, and replied crisply: "Thank you, sister! Then I will trouble my sister tonight!"

Saya was a little confused: "What... what does Ms. Fukuzawa mean? My surname is not Fukuzawa?"

"Oh, are you saying that 'Fukuzawa Yukichi' is your pseudonym?" Mori Ogai smiled understandingly, "I understand, after all, being a killer does require a cover-up."

Saya quickly waved her hand: "But... are you mistaken? I'm not Fukuzawa Yukichi!"

Mori Ogai: ...Huh?

"Fukuzawa Yukichi, it's me."

A deep male voice sounded behind Saya, and Mori Ogai slowly raised his head, meeting the silver-haired swordsman's eyes that were as terrifying as a beast.

"Ah." Mori Ogai said flatly, "I really know that Natsume-sensei won't be so kind."

Somewhere a three-colored cat sneezed: My!

"This is Mr. Fukuzawa." Saya stood up and introduced herself with embarrassment, "I am Kiryu Saya, but I walked with Mr. Fukuzawa for a while when I went out to buy groceries, so... ah, By the way, it was Mr. Fukuzawa who dealt with the gangsters outside just now, in fact, Mr. Fukuzawa saved you!"

Mori Ogai said dryly: "Wow, thank you so much, Your Excellency Fukuzawa."

Fukuzawa Yukichi: ...What kind of yin and yang attitude do you have? !

"Then I will trouble Shaya to take us in for a night." Mori Ogai slowly stood up while supporting the desk, and staggered a step pretendingly, "Tomorrow... I will come back tomorrow to clean up the mess in the clinic."

Fukuzawa Yukichi moved his ears sensitively, and he whispered to the silver-haired girl who readily agreed: "Are you going to take him back tonight—the two of them?"

Sha Ye nodded logically: "Yes, after all, heroes don't see people in need but don't lend a helping hand."

Fukuzawa Yukichi was choked by her strange logic again, so he could only silently stare at the tiles under his feet, and felt from the bottom of his heart that even the tiles in this clinic looked just like the owner of the clinic. annoying.

"By the way, I forgot to ask...doctor, what's your name?"

When Sha Ye walked to the door of the consulting room, she suddenly turned around and tilted her head to look at the black-haired owner of the underground clinic.

Mori Ogai held Alice's hand, and Alice held the green onion, and the two, who looked like father and daughter, showed her almost identical smiles.

"Mori Ogai." He said softly, "You can just call me Ogai."

Fukuzawa Yukichi suddenly felt that if he didn't strictly abide by Bushido so much, he should take advantage of Saya to turn his head at this moment and trip over this stinky and shameless black doctor!

Damn, we've known each other for two years, and Saya hasn't called him "Yuji" yet!

But on this point, Shaye still treats everyone equally. She bent her eyes and called out with a smile: "We still need to respect medical workers, and please take care of them from now on, Dr. Sen!"

After finishing speaking, the Moon Goddess left the consulting room lightly, not forgetting her vegetable basket and the five shallots inside.

Let's share half of the pot noodles tonight with Dr. Sen and his daughter!