Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school
Chapter 33 Coincidence
"Anyway, President, I can't go to the school infirmary today. It's useless for you to remember my mistakes."
Yi Feiran found out that Duan Ze put all his bottom line on going to the school infirmary, so he hesitated for a while.Seeing that things had turned around, Duan Ze became attentive immediately.
"Actually, the president, I am a boy. I am also a person who can play basketball and football when I have nothing to do. I even won an award in high school! I just sprained my foot and it was a little swollen. In fact, if it weren't for Lin Pang's mousetraps To add insult to injury, I have already recovered. My physique is at least there, and I can definitely walk normally in two or three days, really."
Yi Feiran looked at him, and Duan Ze nodded crazily at him inductively.Just when Duan Ze thought that Yi Feiran was about to change his mind, Yi Feiran suddenly rushed towards him with a speed that could not be described in words.Duan Ze didn't even realize what Yi Feiran did just now until he rolled on the ground with Yi Feiran.
Before they had time to think about it, the moment the two of them fell to the ground and rolled aside, the sharp shattering sound hurt the eardrums.Duan Ze lay on Yi Feiran's body, stunned for a long while, only to find when he turned his head to the side, where he was standing just now, was a broken potted plant, torn apart.
"Are you okay?" "Are you okay?"
"Uh, it's fine." "I'm fine."
Duan Ze and Yi Feiran spoke in unison, which was rare, and the two of them also fell silent for a while.Duan Ze realized that Yi Feiran was still under his own pressure, so he hurriedly got up from Yi Feiran and pulled him up by the way.The two patted the dust off their bodies before they had the time to check the things on the ground.
"Who is so wicked, throwing a potted plant so high!! Put it back together, it will be a giant potted plant!!" Duan Ze blocked the sun with his hands and looked up, but it was empty, and no ghosts could be seen.
But seeing the tiles on the ground and thinking of himself standing here just now, Duan Ze still felt a little palpitating.
"Fortunately, I'm with you, president, otherwise I'm afraid I'm going to die today."
"I'll look into this matter."
"Yes. Even if it was unintentional, but the high-altitude parabolic is wrong, and it's a flower pot. President, you must not let him go. Let him copy the ten rules of personal safety in the school rules for a hundred times. .”
"Let's go."
"Where to...?"
Duan Ze's vigilance, which he had finally put down, suddenly raised again, and he planned to stay where he was, and resolutely refused to go to the school infirmary.Yi Feiran was a little helpless:
"Go to your house and I'll help you with the medicine."
You must choose one of these two, otherwise you will never be able to leave today.That being the case, of course he chose the relatively normal Yi Feiran. Compared with anyone else, Xu Yuan is not human. Duan Ze didn't believe in the name "Devil School Doctor" before, but now he realizes that his reputation is indeed well-deserved.
"Okay, that's it!"
Duan Ze was worried that Yi Feiran would repent, and immediately prepared to take someone home.But found that this time the one who took root was replaced by Yi Feiran.
"what happened?"
Duan Ze walked over to Yi Feiran curiously, and then looked up.
"Did you drop your homework?"
Except for the blue sky and scorching sun, there is no cloud at all.No wonder it's so hot.
Yi Feiran looked away.
"Let's go."
Then, accompanied by Yi Feiran, Duan Ze returned home, but found another embarrassing thing.
The packaging has not been opened yet! ! !
Without knowing it, Duan Ze stuffed all the medicinal oil into his clothes, his stomach bulging slightly.
"President, I'll go to the bathroom first, and you can sit down for a while."
Yi Feiran suddenly felt that Duan Ze's movements were limping very neatly.
Duan Ze ran into the bathroom, tore open the packaging with his bare hands, unscrewed each bottle and carefully poured some into the toilet, flushed with water, and there was no trace left.After doing this, Duan Ze proudly walked out holding the medicinal oil.
Yi Feiran sat on the sofa, looking at him a little strangely.
"You put the medicine in the toilet?"
"Uh...in order to wipe it off quickly after taking a shower, so I put it in the toilet by the way."
"come on."
As soon as Duan Ze heard it, he immediately ran over holding the medicine oil.Yi Feiran was already ready, with his sleeves rolled up to his arms.
No matter how hard Duan Ze is, the wound cannot tell a lie. I don't know if it was because he ran for a while in the morning. Even Duan Ze felt that his feet seemed to be more swollen than yesterday, but they didn't hurt as much as yesterday.He already felt this way, and Yi Feiran was naturally not blind, combined with what Duan Ze did before, he vaguely guessed most of it.
Immediately imitated Xu Yuan's technique that day and "enjoyed" Duan Ze a bit.This time, Duan Ze fully understood the new world.
"Damn!! Will the president kill you?!"
It obviously didn't hurt just now, why is it so fatal to press it?Yi Feiran held down Duan Ze's foot, did not let him pull it back, and continued to push along the same trajectory just now, this time with stronger force, Duan Ze suddenly got goose bumps.
"President, President, I think you should go back first, I will solve it myself, and I won't trouble you, ah!!!"
"If you don't follow the instructions in the future, then I will have to help you with the medicine every day until you get better, understand?"
This is definitely a threat!
"I!..." Duan Ze's innate spirit of rebellion, under Yi Feiran's gaze, and now that one foot is still in his hand, disappeared instantly.
"I know, I know"
Don't give me a day to catch your pigtails!
There is still an advantage in admitting counsel, although it still hurts a bit, but compared to the two slaps just now, Yi Feiran's doing this is already very polite.
"By the way, what happened to the person who followed you that you mentioned earlier, did you get any results?"
Speaking of this, Duan Ze immediately thought of the mobile phone he had left in the toilet.
"By the way! I forgot if you didn't tell me. I sent her a text message last night. Wait."
Yi Feiran sat on the sofa for a while, looking at the sisters across the table, and soon Duan Ze came out of the toilet.
Duan Ze's expression was slightly puzzled, and Yi Feiran felt something was wrong.
"what happened?"
Duan Ze gave the phone to Yi Feiran:
"You see......"
The words are very short, only about ten characters, but the amount of information is unexpectedly large.Duan Ze being followed is not just a personal thought, but something that Yi Feiran can also perceive.But now the only possible candidate has been rejected, so the question is, who is the person who has been following him for several days?
It doesn't matter who, the most important thing is, does this person come with good intentions or malice?But if you don't want to do something wrong, you shouldn't hide your head and show your tail for several days, right?
"Have you offended anyone recently?"
"That's impossible. I've been with you all this time, so I don't have time to offend people." Duan Ze suddenly realized something after shouting his injustice.
"That's not right, do those from before the president count?"
"...What do you say?"
"I can't help it. If they want to beat me, I can't just let him hit me on the ground for nothing. But those guys are cowards, I don't think it's them. If it takes longer, there will be no more, and the fight will be just that one time .If you can't talk about doing it, then you can't remember me."
While the two were talking, Yi Feiran's hands were busy all the time, seeing that the medicinal oil was almost absorbed, Yi Feiran stopped, stood up and prepared to leave.
"Be careful during this time. I'll pick you up tomorrow morning. Let's check the situation together after school."
"No problem, I like arresting people the most. I never thought that I would get a private gift from the president after I suffered this injury. It seems that I have earned it."
Yi Feiran laughed that Duan Ze was always sloppy.
"You have a good rest, I'm leaving first."
"Okay, I won't send it away!"
Duan Ze waved to Yi Feiran, and did not close the door until he watched him enter the elevator.He looked at the time, it was only 01:30, so he took out the computer and started playing games, and when he got tired of the games, he started watching movies.An afternoon was wasted by him like this.But no matter how fun the game is, there is nothing missing at home, Duan Ze is not a person who likes to stay at home.
【"Are you free? Do you want to have a barbecue?"】
Duan Ze opened the chat interface, intending to get Lin Pang out, but after sending the message, he realized that Lin Pang was still in school, and he didn't have the freedom that day students like him had, so he secretly did it.However, "Lin Pang" not only replied to him, but the content was particularly hurtful.
"I'm sorry, Xiao Pang is already with me, you'd better play with Fei Ran, good boy."
Why does the last word sound like coaxing a pet dog?Duan Ze rolled his eyes, determined that he couldn't lose, so he limped out of the house.
When he was walking in the park in a wheelchair, he felt much more refreshed.After all, it was the first time he came into contact with a wheelchair. Duan Ze found it very interesting, and kept dangling between uphill and downhill.
"Mom, why is he so happy when he's crippled?"
Duan, who was having fun, turned his head when he heard the words, and found that it was a little boy about seven or eight years old.The boy's mother took the opportunity to teach:
"Silly boy, that's a wheelchair. You think he's happy, but he's actually sad. Maybe he'll cry when there's no one around. That's what happens when you don't study well, so Xiaoju has to study hard and do his homework. Only then can you be successful, you know?"
Duan Ze straightened his eyes for the second time today, is this how children are educated?
And... who's the lame?You are the lame!Your whole family is lame!
Duan Ze stood up from the wheelchair, ready to talk about it.As a result, the woman saw him standing up, and also found that he was very tall. She thought that Duan Ze was about to hit someone, so she immediately ran away with the child in her arms.
"Mom, mom, I want to play with a wheelchair too, please buy me one."
"???"
Adults don't count villainous faults, adults don't remember villainous faults, Duan Ze recited it silently a few times in his heart, and then sat back in his wheelchair.His mood was ruined by others, and he didn't want to stroll in the park anymore.Mainly because I was afraid of the kind of people just now.
So he simply wandered around aimlessly, regardless of whether he knew him or not, the wheelchair was open everywhere, and if he couldn't find his way, he would use his mobile phone to navigate home.Strolling around, Duan Ze found that the unfamiliar street scene around him suddenly became familiar again, becoming more and more familiar... more and more familiar, and then stopped at the door of a house.Why did he slip into Yi Feiran's house out of nowhere?
At night, Yi Feiran's house was brightly lit and filled with a warm atmosphere.
Shouldn't you go to bed so early?
Yi Feiran found out that Duan Ze put all his bottom line on going to the school infirmary, so he hesitated for a while.Seeing that things had turned around, Duan Ze became attentive immediately.
"Actually, the president, I am a boy. I am also a person who can play basketball and football when I have nothing to do. I even won an award in high school! I just sprained my foot and it was a little swollen. In fact, if it weren't for Lin Pang's mousetraps To add insult to injury, I have already recovered. My physique is at least there, and I can definitely walk normally in two or three days, really."
Yi Feiran looked at him, and Duan Ze nodded crazily at him inductively.Just when Duan Ze thought that Yi Feiran was about to change his mind, Yi Feiran suddenly rushed towards him with a speed that could not be described in words.Duan Ze didn't even realize what Yi Feiran did just now until he rolled on the ground with Yi Feiran.
Before they had time to think about it, the moment the two of them fell to the ground and rolled aside, the sharp shattering sound hurt the eardrums.Duan Ze lay on Yi Feiran's body, stunned for a long while, only to find when he turned his head to the side, where he was standing just now, was a broken potted plant, torn apart.
"Are you okay?" "Are you okay?"
"Uh, it's fine." "I'm fine."
Duan Ze and Yi Feiran spoke in unison, which was rare, and the two of them also fell silent for a while.Duan Ze realized that Yi Feiran was still under his own pressure, so he hurriedly got up from Yi Feiran and pulled him up by the way.The two patted the dust off their bodies before they had the time to check the things on the ground.
"Who is so wicked, throwing a potted plant so high!! Put it back together, it will be a giant potted plant!!" Duan Ze blocked the sun with his hands and looked up, but it was empty, and no ghosts could be seen.
But seeing the tiles on the ground and thinking of himself standing here just now, Duan Ze still felt a little palpitating.
"Fortunately, I'm with you, president, otherwise I'm afraid I'm going to die today."
"I'll look into this matter."
"Yes. Even if it was unintentional, but the high-altitude parabolic is wrong, and it's a flower pot. President, you must not let him go. Let him copy the ten rules of personal safety in the school rules for a hundred times. .”
"Let's go."
"Where to...?"
Duan Ze's vigilance, which he had finally put down, suddenly raised again, and he planned to stay where he was, and resolutely refused to go to the school infirmary.Yi Feiran was a little helpless:
"Go to your house and I'll help you with the medicine."
You must choose one of these two, otherwise you will never be able to leave today.That being the case, of course he chose the relatively normal Yi Feiran. Compared with anyone else, Xu Yuan is not human. Duan Ze didn't believe in the name "Devil School Doctor" before, but now he realizes that his reputation is indeed well-deserved.
"Okay, that's it!"
Duan Ze was worried that Yi Feiran would repent, and immediately prepared to take someone home.But found that this time the one who took root was replaced by Yi Feiran.
"what happened?"
Duan Ze walked over to Yi Feiran curiously, and then looked up.
"Did you drop your homework?"
Except for the blue sky and scorching sun, there is no cloud at all.No wonder it's so hot.
Yi Feiran looked away.
"Let's go."
Then, accompanied by Yi Feiran, Duan Ze returned home, but found another embarrassing thing.
The packaging has not been opened yet! ! !
Without knowing it, Duan Ze stuffed all the medicinal oil into his clothes, his stomach bulging slightly.
"President, I'll go to the bathroom first, and you can sit down for a while."
Yi Feiran suddenly felt that Duan Ze's movements were limping very neatly.
Duan Ze ran into the bathroom, tore open the packaging with his bare hands, unscrewed each bottle and carefully poured some into the toilet, flushed with water, and there was no trace left.After doing this, Duan Ze proudly walked out holding the medicinal oil.
Yi Feiran sat on the sofa, looking at him a little strangely.
"You put the medicine in the toilet?"
"Uh...in order to wipe it off quickly after taking a shower, so I put it in the toilet by the way."
"come on."
As soon as Duan Ze heard it, he immediately ran over holding the medicine oil.Yi Feiran was already ready, with his sleeves rolled up to his arms.
No matter how hard Duan Ze is, the wound cannot tell a lie. I don't know if it was because he ran for a while in the morning. Even Duan Ze felt that his feet seemed to be more swollen than yesterday, but they didn't hurt as much as yesterday.He already felt this way, and Yi Feiran was naturally not blind, combined with what Duan Ze did before, he vaguely guessed most of it.
Immediately imitated Xu Yuan's technique that day and "enjoyed" Duan Ze a bit.This time, Duan Ze fully understood the new world.
"Damn!! Will the president kill you?!"
It obviously didn't hurt just now, why is it so fatal to press it?Yi Feiran held down Duan Ze's foot, did not let him pull it back, and continued to push along the same trajectory just now, this time with stronger force, Duan Ze suddenly got goose bumps.
"President, President, I think you should go back first, I will solve it myself, and I won't trouble you, ah!!!"
"If you don't follow the instructions in the future, then I will have to help you with the medicine every day until you get better, understand?"
This is definitely a threat!
"I!..." Duan Ze's innate spirit of rebellion, under Yi Feiran's gaze, and now that one foot is still in his hand, disappeared instantly.
"I know, I know"
Don't give me a day to catch your pigtails!
There is still an advantage in admitting counsel, although it still hurts a bit, but compared to the two slaps just now, Yi Feiran's doing this is already very polite.
"By the way, what happened to the person who followed you that you mentioned earlier, did you get any results?"
Speaking of this, Duan Ze immediately thought of the mobile phone he had left in the toilet.
"By the way! I forgot if you didn't tell me. I sent her a text message last night. Wait."
Yi Feiran sat on the sofa for a while, looking at the sisters across the table, and soon Duan Ze came out of the toilet.
Duan Ze's expression was slightly puzzled, and Yi Feiran felt something was wrong.
"what happened?"
Duan Ze gave the phone to Yi Feiran:
"You see......"
The words are very short, only about ten characters, but the amount of information is unexpectedly large.Duan Ze being followed is not just a personal thought, but something that Yi Feiran can also perceive.But now the only possible candidate has been rejected, so the question is, who is the person who has been following him for several days?
It doesn't matter who, the most important thing is, does this person come with good intentions or malice?But if you don't want to do something wrong, you shouldn't hide your head and show your tail for several days, right?
"Have you offended anyone recently?"
"That's impossible. I've been with you all this time, so I don't have time to offend people." Duan Ze suddenly realized something after shouting his injustice.
"That's not right, do those from before the president count?"
"...What do you say?"
"I can't help it. If they want to beat me, I can't just let him hit me on the ground for nothing. But those guys are cowards, I don't think it's them. If it takes longer, there will be no more, and the fight will be just that one time .If you can't talk about doing it, then you can't remember me."
While the two were talking, Yi Feiran's hands were busy all the time, seeing that the medicinal oil was almost absorbed, Yi Feiran stopped, stood up and prepared to leave.
"Be careful during this time. I'll pick you up tomorrow morning. Let's check the situation together after school."
"No problem, I like arresting people the most. I never thought that I would get a private gift from the president after I suffered this injury. It seems that I have earned it."
Yi Feiran laughed that Duan Ze was always sloppy.
"You have a good rest, I'm leaving first."
"Okay, I won't send it away!"
Duan Ze waved to Yi Feiran, and did not close the door until he watched him enter the elevator.He looked at the time, it was only 01:30, so he took out the computer and started playing games, and when he got tired of the games, he started watching movies.An afternoon was wasted by him like this.But no matter how fun the game is, there is nothing missing at home, Duan Ze is not a person who likes to stay at home.
【"Are you free? Do you want to have a barbecue?"】
Duan Ze opened the chat interface, intending to get Lin Pang out, but after sending the message, he realized that Lin Pang was still in school, and he didn't have the freedom that day students like him had, so he secretly did it.However, "Lin Pang" not only replied to him, but the content was particularly hurtful.
"I'm sorry, Xiao Pang is already with me, you'd better play with Fei Ran, good boy."
Why does the last word sound like coaxing a pet dog?Duan Ze rolled his eyes, determined that he couldn't lose, so he limped out of the house.
When he was walking in the park in a wheelchair, he felt much more refreshed.After all, it was the first time he came into contact with a wheelchair. Duan Ze found it very interesting, and kept dangling between uphill and downhill.
"Mom, why is he so happy when he's crippled?"
Duan, who was having fun, turned his head when he heard the words, and found that it was a little boy about seven or eight years old.The boy's mother took the opportunity to teach:
"Silly boy, that's a wheelchair. You think he's happy, but he's actually sad. Maybe he'll cry when there's no one around. That's what happens when you don't study well, so Xiaoju has to study hard and do his homework. Only then can you be successful, you know?"
Duan Ze straightened his eyes for the second time today, is this how children are educated?
And... who's the lame?You are the lame!Your whole family is lame!
Duan Ze stood up from the wheelchair, ready to talk about it.As a result, the woman saw him standing up, and also found that he was very tall. She thought that Duan Ze was about to hit someone, so she immediately ran away with the child in her arms.
"Mom, mom, I want to play with a wheelchair too, please buy me one."
"???"
Adults don't count villainous faults, adults don't remember villainous faults, Duan Ze recited it silently a few times in his heart, and then sat back in his wheelchair.His mood was ruined by others, and he didn't want to stroll in the park anymore.Mainly because I was afraid of the kind of people just now.
So he simply wandered around aimlessly, regardless of whether he knew him or not, the wheelchair was open everywhere, and if he couldn't find his way, he would use his mobile phone to navigate home.Strolling around, Duan Ze found that the unfamiliar street scene around him suddenly became familiar again, becoming more and more familiar... more and more familiar, and then stopped at the door of a house.Why did he slip into Yi Feiran's house out of nowhere?
At night, Yi Feiran's house was brightly lit and filled with a warm atmosphere.
Shouldn't you go to bed so early?
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