Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school

Small octopus balls, small but delicate, delicious but not greasy.Pour a small half of batter on the hot iron mold, put a whole small octopus and chopped lettuce while it is not fully formed, then finish with a layer of batter, and finally sprinkle bonito flakes and chopped seaweed while it is hot. Perfect!

Lin Pang's eyes glowed golden, he pointed to Takoyaki and then to Chang Yang and said:

"Boss, give me two! This guy pays the bill!"

......

"It's strange. I saw this thing when I sat on it just now, but it disappeared when I got down."

Sometimes a big school is not necessarily a good thing, and it is extremely troublesome when you want to find someone, but Duan Ze can't ignore Lin Pang's safety.So he decided to buy some more fried chestnuts...

As soon as Duan Ze took two steps, he saw a familiar figure from the chestnut stall.

"President, is it a coincidence that you also buy chestnuts?"

Yi Feiran took a bag of hot chestnuts from the proprietress and said:

"Well, come down to find Chang Yang by the way, there will be a match with him later."

"That's a coincidence. I'm looking for them too. Wait a minute. I'll buy one too. Let's go find them together later."

Yi Feiran handed his bag of chestnuts to him

"Let's eat together, I may not be able to finish it."

"That's so embarrassing..." Duan Ze refused, but his eyes had already fallen on the bag of chestnuts, but he was startled when he saw it.

"Fuck! President, why do you have so many bags?"

Isn't there only one price, why is it so different from my own bag?A chestnut even rolled down from the edge of the bag according to the occasion, but Yi Feiran obviously didn't know it.

Duan Ze looked at the proprietress suspiciously, the proprietress trembled wildly with her smile.

"Young people, eat more, eat more, it's not enough for me."

If Yi Feiran hadn't said "no need" first, the proprietress would have come up with the shovel chestnut.

"Boy, how old are you? What college do you study in? Do you have a girlfriend? If not, Auntie's daughter is very good. Would you like Auntie to introduce you to each other...?"

The proprietress's words were like a cannonball, and Duan Ze was about to be entangled in what she heard. Duan Ze cut the mess quickly and waved his hand.

"Hehe...the lady boss, no need, our president already has a girlfriend, thank you lady boss, we have to leave beforehand."

After Duan Ze finished speaking, he took Yi Feiran and walked away quickly. He dropped a few chestnuts along the way, and I don't know which stall owner brought his own dogs into the venue, so that they fell All the chestnuts on the ground went into its mouth, and Duan Ze didn't even have a chance to pick them up.

The most hateful thing is that the earth dog is so good that it is cheap, as if it is not satisfied with the few that fell on the ground, it does not walk away after eating, but stands in front of the two of them, looking at Yi Feiran pitifully.

"President, it seems that the people in your student union don't seem to be very good at it. Such a big dog has been let in."

Yi Feiran glanced at Duan Ze, and gave him a bag of chestnuts.

"You you on the line."

"Just go up, he can still bite me."

After Duan Ze finished speaking, he picked up a chestnut and threw it aside, and the dog ran out like the wind and fire.Duan Ze saw the timing, grabbed Yi Feiran and ran away.But this earth dog seemed unexpectedly thick-skinned. After chasing the spoils, he rushed back to them, blocking the way.The tail was still wagging, Duan Ze estimated that this guy thought he was playing a game with it.

Duan Ze sneered, and took out another chestnut from the bag.Deliberately shaking at this earthy dog, the dog's head was also deeply attracted, and kept pointing back and forth.Then Duan Ze charged up and threw the chestnut out, and the earth dog also galloped away like a rocket.

Duan Ze glanced at Yi Feiran complacently, but not for long.Because he only considered the strength and didn't aim at the direction at all, so the chestnut was thrown directly onto someone else's sun shed. Rolling and rolling, rolling onto the field, the earth dog also re-locked on the chestnut, and swooped on it.

But what time is it now?Competing time!The runners seemed to have aroused the competitive nature of the "dogs", so the full-fledged dog started chasing an athlete in a red sportswear on the field crazily.The exhausted athlete was afraid of being bitten, and was frightened as if he had taken medicine, so fast that no one could beat him.Then the earth dog is even more excited!While chasing and barking.One person and one dog ran around and around the playground, and it was almost... dazzled.

"..."

Duan Ze watched the cause, process and result of the incident dumbfounded.I don't know why, but Yi Feiran looks at him with a little admiration, what's the matter?Illusion?

"Ah... President, let's go find Chang Yang and Lin Pang!"

Anyway, the chestnuts were eaten by the earth dog, and if he didn't say anything about Yi Feiran, no one would know that it was his fault.

The two searched and found the rest room from the track.Like the seats in the venue, the arrangement of the lounge is as orderly as it is.But what makes Duan Ze a little strange is the lounge of the swimming department.According to the school's rules, as long as the lounge is not in use, it needs to be ventilated, so Duan Ze couldn't figure out why there was only the swimming team for the competition the next day, and there were people in the lounge at this time?Because only that room is closed.

Curiosity drove Duan Ze and Yi Feiran closer, but when they were two or three steps away, they heard the sound of glass falling to the ground in the lounge.The two hadn't reacted yet, but there seemed to be a quarrel inside, the voice was so loud that Duan Ze could hear it even without sticking to them.

"I'm warning you for the last time! Don't bluff around with your face! Otherwise, I won't give you any more chances. You know what kind of person I am. I'm not feeling well, so don't think about it either!"

There seemed to be two people inside, because apart from the irritable man's voice, Duan Ze could also hear a faint whining sound, but it was too small, and Duan Ze couldn't hear what was being said at all.

Inside, there was the sound of something falling to the ground, mixed with voices, and there was a sudden confusion.Duan Ze was worried that the situation inside was not good, so he knocked on the door immediately.

"Hello, classmate, the student union will check people."

He can always lie without blushing or beating his heart, even if the student council president is beside him.

The sound inside stopped suddenly because of Duan Ze's words. Duan Ze waited for a long time without any movement, and then knocked on the door again.

"classmate......"

This time, the door was opened halfway through knocking, but unexpectedly, the person who opened the door was the school girl Lu Yin.

"It's you, what's the matter?"

Lu Yin smiled just right, not too close but also a little distant.

"Oh, it's nothing. I just passed by here with the president, and I heard...some unusual sounds inside. I was worried about something, so I wanted to intervene. You were just talking to... .”

"No."

Before Duan Ze finished his question, Lu Yin ended the topic.

"You misunderstood me. I was just a little dizzy just now. I saw no one here, so I came in to take a rest. I wanted to pour a glass of water, but my hands slipped."

What Lu Yin said was to deny that someone was in the same room with her just now.

"If there's nothing else, I'll go first."

When Duan Ze heard the words, he immediately turned sideways to give way. Lu Yin walked halfway, and then turned back.

"Aze, president, I'm a girl after all, so I hope you don't reveal this misunderstanding, can you promise me?"

Duan Ze nodded in response.

"Understood, understood, school beauties must have burdens, we won't be so boring, and it's not Wu Zhenzhen."

"Thank you."

After Lu Yin finished speaking politely, he left.Duan Ze also let go of his smile at this time.

"President... why do you think she lied?"

Such obvious red marks on the neck can't be seen unless Duan Ze is blind.Presumably, the person who threatened Lu Yin just now did so.

"Oh...Wu Zhen looks like he's about to break up in love."

"What do you mean?"

"Isn't it obvious, 'Don't use your face to ostentatiously' is the tone of a boyfriend. I guess Lu Yin is too popular, so his boyfriend is jealous. But this kind of person Lu Yin It's really bearable, it's not as good as Wu Zhenzhen, at least there will be no domestic violence."

Thinking of this, Duan Ze's curiosity was aroused again, and he couldn't help but glanced into the lounge. There were indeed shards of glass on the ground.

"Come on, let's go in and have a look."

Yi Feiran obviously has no interest in this kind of thing.

"Since she doesn't want to say anything, why should you bother?"

Duan Ze waved his hand.

"...Well, anyway, someone will come to me if things get serious."

"You look like you'd love to have an accident at school?"

Duan Ze suddenly felt guilty:

"Is there? How is it possible! I am a good young man who loves his job, loves his school, and is keen to serve the motherland. It is rare."

"I hope so."

......

"Is it tasty?"

"Well...not bad."

Lin Pang threw the leftover carton into the sorting trash bin, smashed his mouth, recalled the aftertaste, turned around and wanted to leave, but was blocked by Chang Yang.

"What?"

"Xiao Pang, you have to keep your word."

Lin Pang cheated and said:

"What's wrong with me? I was too full just now, and I don't remember what I said, ah... Aze is still waiting for me, I'll go back first, let's talk about it next time if there is something to do."

Lin Pang waved his hands, slapped his buttocks, and was about to leave, but before he took two steps, he felt his feet lighten, and his whole body was turned upside down. , shoulder, upper.

"What the hell are you doing! Let me go!! I tell you this is at school, you don't want to mess around!!! I tell you that Aze specializes in investigating cases, no matter where you tie me, he will arrest you Yes! Put me down!"

"Xiao Pang's words don't matter, I won't let him go, unless you remember what you promised me."

Lin Pang struggled restlessly on Chang Yang's shoulder, but Chang Yang was too strong to move him.

"Let me down! Believe it or not... Believe it or not, I will destroy all the computers in your student union when I go back tonight, the kind with black screens! The kind with garbled characters! Be afraid, let me down if you are afraid."

Chang Yang was very happy carrying Lin Pang on his shoulders, even though he was threatened, he still smiled.

"I don't care about the affairs of the student union. Anyway, I'm only a vice-member, and the headaches are only for Fei Fei. However, if Fei Ran has a headache, your little president will probably have a hard time. Xiao Pang, you have to think about it. .”

"You pervert! Blind man! Compassessor! Let me go! Come on!!"

"Xiao Pang, are you praising me? I'm so happy."