School girls always want to bend me
Chapter 15 Phone Case
The sweet and sour lemon and the firmness of beef are both popular tastes, but this restaurant can combine them together, which is equally unpalatable.
Ye Qiqi chewed hard, his face seemed to be splashed with ink, gloomy and unpredictable, and he picked up a side of lemon ice water to rinse his mouth from time to time.
"Is it so unpalatable?" Zhang Yawen doesn't believe in evil. According to the profit-seeking nature of a businessman, how could he design such a taste that customers hate?There should be research before going public.
Then she stretched out her slender chopsticks to pick up a piece of grilled meat on Ye Qixi's plate.
When the tip of her tongue just touched it, she felt a pungent sour taste, and then put the whole piece of meat in, and an indescribable wonderful taste came from all directions in her mouth.
She felt a little nauseous.
But she can't.
I have to finish the food I ordered while crying.
She mobilized her courage and strength to face the huge setbacks in life and swallowed that piece of meat.
Then he put a large piece of kimchi into his mouth, and spread it paralyzed on the back of the sofa on one side.
"More next time?" Ye Qiqi looked at her coldly, with smooth jaw angles and slender and sharp eyes.
Zhang Yawen would not be frightened by the children's eyes, straightened his back immediately, and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "More!"
Of course, the most important thing in adulthood is face that is useless!
Just when the two of them were at war, Ye Qiqi's knee was shaken slightly.
She lowered her head, and a little Douding stopped beside her.
The child with a thick head and a thick head raised his round head, his big black grape-like eyes stared at Ye Qiqi, put one hand in his mouth, and put the other on Ye Qixi's knee.
Just smirked.
Ye Qixi's body stiffened, his forehead twitched, and he looked warily at the animal-like human cub in front of him.
There was a bit of panic in the voice, and a bit of pleading in the order: "Get her away quickly!"
Zhang Yawen poked his head out and saw the child next to Ye Qixi's knee, and immediately exclaimed as an old aunt: "What a cute dumpling, like rua."
"Zhang, Ya, Wen." Ye Qiqi gritted his teeth.
Then Zhang Yawen, who was just about to pick up the child, glanced at Ye Qiqi: "It turns out that we, Qiqi, are afraid of children."
Like Columbus discovering the New World.
Then it got worse: "How cute are the children."
She held the child's hand and rubbed it against Ye Qiqi's: "Do you like us, Xiqi? She must be a little pervert when she grows up. She drools when she sees the pretty sister."
Ye Qiqi's expression was very ugly. When he saw that the child's saliva was about to drip onto his lap, he shrank back into his seat.
Panicked, as if facing an enemy.
"If I get him away, I will repay my favor!" Zhang Yawen calmly touched the child's soft buttocks, and discussed with Ye Qiqi.
Ye Qiqi sneered: "It's a good idea."
Zhang Yawen spread his hands and sighed: "Then there is no other way. Baby, let's come and kiss our beautiful young lady."
Talking about picking up the baby.
Ye Qiqi turned his head away: "Yes."
"What can you do?" Zhang Yawen raised his chin.
"It's a tie."
Zhang Yawen blinked, and did not let go of the hand holding the child, but really hugged it into his arms: "Baby, did you get lost with your mother? I will take you to find your mother."
Turning around, a couple ran over from the other side. The woman's voice was anxious and even crying.
The couple expressed their gratitude to Zhang Yawen and Ye Qiqi. Before leaving, they raised the child's hand and signaled him: "Come, let's say goodbye to my aunt and sister."
Aunt:? ?
elder sister:? ?
Why not two sisters?Zhang Yawen expressed depression.
But Ye Qiqi, who had gained a "sister", also had a calm face.
Zhang Yawen put down the chopsticks in his hand and warned her: "Enough is enough, you have been called sister, and you still give me a face, I am an aunt, what did I say!"
It took a few seconds for Ye Qiqi to reply: "Fool."
Zhang Yawen: ...
Today's children are so arrogant! ! !
After a rough meal, Zhang Yawen went to the bathroom before paying the bill. While washing his hands, he looked at himself in the mirror and sighed that time makes people grow old. He took out his Dior 999 without admitting defeat.
When she came out to get the bill to settle the bill, she found that it had already been settled.
Zhang Yawen twitched: "Why is this so embarrassing?"
Ye Qiqi threw a white circle mint to his mouth, and replied casually: "Is this just the social skills of adults, going to the bathroom when paying the bill?"
"..." Zhang Yawen almost bit his tongue, and explained in a panic, "It's just a little delay, I didn't ask you to pay, I'll transfer the money to you now! If there is more, it will be my red envelope for you! "
He took out his mobile phone aggressively, and failed to turn it around several times. It seemed that the signal was not good.
Zhang Yawen pretended to be calm, stroked his hair, and said vaguely: "Maybe the signal is not good, just wait, I'll pay it back when I get back..."
Hearing this, Ye Qiqi bit the hard candy in his mouth and glanced at her: "Another social trick for adults???"
What a naked humiliation!
The waiter who stood aside for a while felt that there was something wrong with inserting it now, a little... like a light bulb?
But he still dutifully interrupted the two people: "Cough! Cough! That's right, our shop is holding an event recently, and you can smoke mobile phone cases."
The two people who were still tense turned their heads at the same time: "Phone case???"
"That's right. There are mobile phone cases that are matched one by one. If two people are lucky, they may just get a pair." The waiter patiently explained.
Ye Qiqi glanced lazily at the shoddy lottery box and asked, "How many phone cases do you have inside?"
"hundreds of."
Ye Qiqi snorted and said, "Probably only couples whose brains are completely controlled by hormones would foolishly use superstition to fight science. This is not a test of fate, but a probability."
The waiter was embarrassed and felt that he had encountered a mess.
Zhang Yawen was a little interested, and excitedly wanted to smoke: "Children's words are not taboo, children's words are jokes."
Ye Qiqi: ...
Then she saw that Zhang Yawen had drawn a pink mobile phone case, on the back was a little girl with long curly hair, and there were three words "little friend".
The cartoon is quite similar to her.
Naturally, the waiter would not miss such an excellent moment of praise: "What a coincidence, this little girl is as beautiful as you."
At first glance, it is sweet mouth coming off the assembly line.
Ye Qiqi walked a few steps towards the lottery box, the waiter thought she was also impressed, and struck while the iron was hot: "Does this young lady have a try too?"
"The phone case I want to pair with her."
The waiter showed a troubled expression: "Your fate is not up to me." And you are all girls, why do you want couples!
Ye Qiqi didn't reach out to smoke, but took out his mobile phone and clicked on the payment code: "I want to buy a mobile phone case that matches her."
"Buy" is accented.
Throw money with confidence!
"This... I'm afraid it won't work." It was the first time the waiter encountered such a difficult customer.
"Twice the original price?" Ye Qixi asked.
Waiter: "Then... I have to ask the manager to apply for a special approval."
Zhang Yawen: ...
On the way back, Ye Qiqi put on a phone case with "Children's Administration" printed on it with a smile on his lips.
Zhang Yawen waved his phone case in front of Ye Qiqi, and asked tentatively, "Do we use couple phone cases?"
A battery car with flashing taillights passed by the two of them quickly, Ye Qiqi pulled Zhang Yawen into him, and said casually, "Is there a problem?"
Zhang Yawen frowned and thought for a while, feeling a little strange, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.
Ye Qiqi said calmly, "Aren't you without a boyfriend?" His heart sank.
"..." The corner of Zhang Yawen's mouth twitched, and he bumped Ye Qiqi's body with his arm, "I can't say anything nice."
A heart fell to the ground again.
Suddenly, the startled Zhang Yawen made a major discovery: "You must hate me for saying you are a child, so you want to use this trick to annoy me!"
It can be said to be very logical.
Ye Qiqi stood still under a camphor tree, the sky was gloomy, the dim light of the street lamp fell on her eyes, the black eyes were shining brightly, she stretched out her index finger and poked Zhang Yawen's forehead vigorously.
"Sister."
Zhang Yawen covered his forehead and let out a "huh".
"You are stupid."
Called her stupid for the second time in a day!
"Not big or small!" Zhang Yawen said sharply, "This is your attitude towards elders!"
"..." Ye Qiqi didn't want to talk to her.
The two entered the community arguing and fighting.Advertisements scrolled on the electronic screen at the gate, old couples went out for a walk together, and couriers in orange coats came in and out.There are several large pots of rose flowers at the door.
Petals fall on the soil of the pot.
Ye Qiqi handed the key to Zhang Yawen: "Go back early."
Zhang Yawen put the keys in her pocket, the atmosphere was a little strange, she had nothing to say: "When will you come to practice next time?"
"Not next Wednesday?" Ye Qiqi looked down at her.
"Isn't it going to be summer vacation soon?"
Ye Qiqi smiled, tilted his head and looked Zhang Yawen from top to bottom, and said, "So? You can't wait to see me again?"
"Uh... of course, she is my little junior sister after all."
Ye Qiqi sneered, and suddenly regretted putting in all his time to be her junior sister, and lifted a rock to shoot himself in the foot.
"Would you like to go up and sit down?"
Ye Qiqi thought for a while and said, "Not today." Not today?That's a great reply.Before Zhang Yawen could taste the weirdness, Ye Qi spoke again.
"You really want me to go up?" When speaking, he moved a little closer to Zhang Yawen.
She has a lot of rhetorical questions tonight!
Zhang Yawen's eyeballs rolled a few times, and all the gorgeous rhetoric got stuck in his throat.
Ye Qiqi in front of him leaned forward, the corners of his mouth seemed to be smiling but not smiling, the tails of his eyes were slightly curved, his cold white skin could not see the pores, different from his usual indifference and alienation, he was now vivid and radiant in front of him.
"Okay." Ye Qiqi touched Zhang Yawen's hair, "I will go, but not today."
"what???"
"I'm very obedient, so... I will come back." Ye Qiqi lowered his voice and approached Zhang Yawen's ear.
From a distance, it looks like two people embracing each other.
Zhang Yawen:? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !
The author has something to say:
Qiqi really wanted to go up, but she had to restrain herself! !
Ye Qiqi chewed hard, his face seemed to be splashed with ink, gloomy and unpredictable, and he picked up a side of lemon ice water to rinse his mouth from time to time.
"Is it so unpalatable?" Zhang Yawen doesn't believe in evil. According to the profit-seeking nature of a businessman, how could he design such a taste that customers hate?There should be research before going public.
Then she stretched out her slender chopsticks to pick up a piece of grilled meat on Ye Qixi's plate.
When the tip of her tongue just touched it, she felt a pungent sour taste, and then put the whole piece of meat in, and an indescribable wonderful taste came from all directions in her mouth.
She felt a little nauseous.
But she can't.
I have to finish the food I ordered while crying.
She mobilized her courage and strength to face the huge setbacks in life and swallowed that piece of meat.
Then he put a large piece of kimchi into his mouth, and spread it paralyzed on the back of the sofa on one side.
"More next time?" Ye Qiqi looked at her coldly, with smooth jaw angles and slender and sharp eyes.
Zhang Yawen would not be frightened by the children's eyes, straightened his back immediately, and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "More!"
Of course, the most important thing in adulthood is face that is useless!
Just when the two of them were at war, Ye Qiqi's knee was shaken slightly.
She lowered her head, and a little Douding stopped beside her.
The child with a thick head and a thick head raised his round head, his big black grape-like eyes stared at Ye Qiqi, put one hand in his mouth, and put the other on Ye Qixi's knee.
Just smirked.
Ye Qixi's body stiffened, his forehead twitched, and he looked warily at the animal-like human cub in front of him.
There was a bit of panic in the voice, and a bit of pleading in the order: "Get her away quickly!"
Zhang Yawen poked his head out and saw the child next to Ye Qixi's knee, and immediately exclaimed as an old aunt: "What a cute dumpling, like rua."
"Zhang, Ya, Wen." Ye Qiqi gritted his teeth.
Then Zhang Yawen, who was just about to pick up the child, glanced at Ye Qiqi: "It turns out that we, Qiqi, are afraid of children."
Like Columbus discovering the New World.
Then it got worse: "How cute are the children."
She held the child's hand and rubbed it against Ye Qiqi's: "Do you like us, Xiqi? She must be a little pervert when she grows up. She drools when she sees the pretty sister."
Ye Qiqi's expression was very ugly. When he saw that the child's saliva was about to drip onto his lap, he shrank back into his seat.
Panicked, as if facing an enemy.
"If I get him away, I will repay my favor!" Zhang Yawen calmly touched the child's soft buttocks, and discussed with Ye Qiqi.
Ye Qiqi sneered: "It's a good idea."
Zhang Yawen spread his hands and sighed: "Then there is no other way. Baby, let's come and kiss our beautiful young lady."
Talking about picking up the baby.
Ye Qiqi turned his head away: "Yes."
"What can you do?" Zhang Yawen raised his chin.
"It's a tie."
Zhang Yawen blinked, and did not let go of the hand holding the child, but really hugged it into his arms: "Baby, did you get lost with your mother? I will take you to find your mother."
Turning around, a couple ran over from the other side. The woman's voice was anxious and even crying.
The couple expressed their gratitude to Zhang Yawen and Ye Qiqi. Before leaving, they raised the child's hand and signaled him: "Come, let's say goodbye to my aunt and sister."
Aunt:? ?
elder sister:? ?
Why not two sisters?Zhang Yawen expressed depression.
But Ye Qiqi, who had gained a "sister", also had a calm face.
Zhang Yawen put down the chopsticks in his hand and warned her: "Enough is enough, you have been called sister, and you still give me a face, I am an aunt, what did I say!"
It took a few seconds for Ye Qiqi to reply: "Fool."
Zhang Yawen: ...
Today's children are so arrogant! ! !
After a rough meal, Zhang Yawen went to the bathroom before paying the bill. While washing his hands, he looked at himself in the mirror and sighed that time makes people grow old. He took out his Dior 999 without admitting defeat.
When she came out to get the bill to settle the bill, she found that it had already been settled.
Zhang Yawen twitched: "Why is this so embarrassing?"
Ye Qiqi threw a white circle mint to his mouth, and replied casually: "Is this just the social skills of adults, going to the bathroom when paying the bill?"
"..." Zhang Yawen almost bit his tongue, and explained in a panic, "It's just a little delay, I didn't ask you to pay, I'll transfer the money to you now! If there is more, it will be my red envelope for you! "
He took out his mobile phone aggressively, and failed to turn it around several times. It seemed that the signal was not good.
Zhang Yawen pretended to be calm, stroked his hair, and said vaguely: "Maybe the signal is not good, just wait, I'll pay it back when I get back..."
Hearing this, Ye Qiqi bit the hard candy in his mouth and glanced at her: "Another social trick for adults???"
What a naked humiliation!
The waiter who stood aside for a while felt that there was something wrong with inserting it now, a little... like a light bulb?
But he still dutifully interrupted the two people: "Cough! Cough! That's right, our shop is holding an event recently, and you can smoke mobile phone cases."
The two people who were still tense turned their heads at the same time: "Phone case???"
"That's right. There are mobile phone cases that are matched one by one. If two people are lucky, they may just get a pair." The waiter patiently explained.
Ye Qiqi glanced lazily at the shoddy lottery box and asked, "How many phone cases do you have inside?"
"hundreds of."
Ye Qiqi snorted and said, "Probably only couples whose brains are completely controlled by hormones would foolishly use superstition to fight science. This is not a test of fate, but a probability."
The waiter was embarrassed and felt that he had encountered a mess.
Zhang Yawen was a little interested, and excitedly wanted to smoke: "Children's words are not taboo, children's words are jokes."
Ye Qiqi: ...
Then she saw that Zhang Yawen had drawn a pink mobile phone case, on the back was a little girl with long curly hair, and there were three words "little friend".
The cartoon is quite similar to her.
Naturally, the waiter would not miss such an excellent moment of praise: "What a coincidence, this little girl is as beautiful as you."
At first glance, it is sweet mouth coming off the assembly line.
Ye Qiqi walked a few steps towards the lottery box, the waiter thought she was also impressed, and struck while the iron was hot: "Does this young lady have a try too?"
"The phone case I want to pair with her."
The waiter showed a troubled expression: "Your fate is not up to me." And you are all girls, why do you want couples!
Ye Qiqi didn't reach out to smoke, but took out his mobile phone and clicked on the payment code: "I want to buy a mobile phone case that matches her."
"Buy" is accented.
Throw money with confidence!
"This... I'm afraid it won't work." It was the first time the waiter encountered such a difficult customer.
"Twice the original price?" Ye Qixi asked.
Waiter: "Then... I have to ask the manager to apply for a special approval."
Zhang Yawen: ...
On the way back, Ye Qiqi put on a phone case with "Children's Administration" printed on it with a smile on his lips.
Zhang Yawen waved his phone case in front of Ye Qiqi, and asked tentatively, "Do we use couple phone cases?"
A battery car with flashing taillights passed by the two of them quickly, Ye Qiqi pulled Zhang Yawen into him, and said casually, "Is there a problem?"
Zhang Yawen frowned and thought for a while, feeling a little strange, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.
Ye Qiqi said calmly, "Aren't you without a boyfriend?" His heart sank.
"..." The corner of Zhang Yawen's mouth twitched, and he bumped Ye Qiqi's body with his arm, "I can't say anything nice."
A heart fell to the ground again.
Suddenly, the startled Zhang Yawen made a major discovery: "You must hate me for saying you are a child, so you want to use this trick to annoy me!"
It can be said to be very logical.
Ye Qiqi stood still under a camphor tree, the sky was gloomy, the dim light of the street lamp fell on her eyes, the black eyes were shining brightly, she stretched out her index finger and poked Zhang Yawen's forehead vigorously.
"Sister."
Zhang Yawen covered his forehead and let out a "huh".
"You are stupid."
Called her stupid for the second time in a day!
"Not big or small!" Zhang Yawen said sharply, "This is your attitude towards elders!"
"..." Ye Qiqi didn't want to talk to her.
The two entered the community arguing and fighting.Advertisements scrolled on the electronic screen at the gate, old couples went out for a walk together, and couriers in orange coats came in and out.There are several large pots of rose flowers at the door.
Petals fall on the soil of the pot.
Ye Qiqi handed the key to Zhang Yawen: "Go back early."
Zhang Yawen put the keys in her pocket, the atmosphere was a little strange, she had nothing to say: "When will you come to practice next time?"
"Not next Wednesday?" Ye Qiqi looked down at her.
"Isn't it going to be summer vacation soon?"
Ye Qiqi smiled, tilted his head and looked Zhang Yawen from top to bottom, and said, "So? You can't wait to see me again?"
"Uh... of course, she is my little junior sister after all."
Ye Qiqi sneered, and suddenly regretted putting in all his time to be her junior sister, and lifted a rock to shoot himself in the foot.
"Would you like to go up and sit down?"
Ye Qiqi thought for a while and said, "Not today." Not today?That's a great reply.Before Zhang Yawen could taste the weirdness, Ye Qi spoke again.
"You really want me to go up?" When speaking, he moved a little closer to Zhang Yawen.
She has a lot of rhetorical questions tonight!
Zhang Yawen's eyeballs rolled a few times, and all the gorgeous rhetoric got stuck in his throat.
Ye Qiqi in front of him leaned forward, the corners of his mouth seemed to be smiling but not smiling, the tails of his eyes were slightly curved, his cold white skin could not see the pores, different from his usual indifference and alienation, he was now vivid and radiant in front of him.
"Okay." Ye Qiqi touched Zhang Yawen's hair, "I will go, but not today."
"what???"
"I'm very obedient, so... I will come back." Ye Qiqi lowered his voice and approached Zhang Yawen's ear.
From a distance, it looks like two people embracing each other.
Zhang Yawen:? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! !
The author has something to say:
Qiqi really wanted to go up, but she had to restrain herself! !
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