Conscience screenwriter leader Jae

The recent days of the Armed Detective Agency have been a little too quiet. Except for the occasional commissions that the police cannot solve, almost all the detective agencies have entered retirement life.

Although there have been some unexpected turbulences in this peaceful life recently due to the incident of the leader Zai, and it has been a few days of flying around, but overall, it is still comfortable.

Originally thought that the two [Osamu Dazai] would make troubles to lower the work efficiency of the Armed Detective Agency. Besides, the two 'selves' always give people a feeling that the two will look at each other and hate each other, and if one is not paying attention, they will fight. feeling up.

We must know that creatures like Osamu Dazai are extremely egoistic and vigilant to the extreme.

But what surprised everyone in the Armed Detective Agency was that except when the leader Jae became one of them at the beginning, Wu Detective Jae put on a mask of kindness and generosity and understanding of others, and within a few days, he couldn't help running to night raids to make troubles Xiawai, during this period of time, the two of them were actually honest.

Also quite harmonious and friendly.

Especially in the act of entrapping the honest man Kunikida Doppo, the ideological attitudes of the two [Dazai Osamu] have reached a high degree of unity.

Just like what happened today.

The leader Zai, who is used to hard work, can't get rid of the hard work exclusive to social animals for a while.Although it is not as hard as before, relying on coffee to stay up late and work overtime until dawn, but it is not as salty as Buteizai.

Adhering to the idea of ​​"being idle is idle anyway", Zai, the leader of the Buddhist department, sees that the piles of documents are high, so he deals with them from time to time.

Well, at least it is worthy of the high salary of the Armed Detective Agency.

Chief Zai tapped on the computer and finished another work document, Wu Detective Zai suddenly appeared behind him, put a hand on Chief Zai's shoulder, and poked his head out.

"Yo, Shuji-chan," Butei Zai showed a sweet smile on his face, and the leader Zai suddenly saw the shadow of Mori Ogai who was about to coax Alice with candy, "Hey, let's go to the mall with me at noon !"

The leader Zai glanced at him, thoughtful: "What are you doing in the mall?"

"I'm planning to make a big meal!" Wu Detective Zai looked lively and cute, and blinked at the leader Zai, and flew over a wink.

The leader Zai had no expression on his face, and his stomach was churning, ah, that was disgusted by Wu Jingzai.

He subconsciously stretched out his hand to cover his stomach, for fear that he would be spit out on the spot by Wu Jingzai.

The leader Zai felt a chill in his heart: this guy is too open-minded, isn't he disgusted by "myself" doing this kind of action to himself!

It wasn't until the suffocating greasy feeling gradually subsided that the leader Zai realized what Wu Zhenzai had said.

make a big meal...

The corner of the leader Zai’s mouth twitched, recalling that he saw some fragments of Dazai’s experience in this world through the “book”.

The so-called big meal refers to the dark cuisine that Buteizai is good at, which is used to enter the field of biochemical weapons, the vigorous stewed chicken?

Indeed, this dish is worthy of its name and can make people energetic, but it has a slight side effect-after eating it, the brain is blank, I don’t know where I am, and I can’t perceive the passage of time, as if the soul has returned to heaven and regained God Like baptism, the memory of that time is gone.

After Takenzai shared it with Oda Sakunosuke and Sakaguchi Ango, the two asked in a trance what materials were used to make it. Presumably they didn’t think that the dish made by Buteizai was world-famous. It should be.

No, it might be some kind of "Superman Durable Pot" developed by him later.

The leader Zai hesitated for a moment, but he still didn't believe that Wu Zhenzai would be so shameless as to use a big meal to prepare dark dishes to harm him.

He also grinned at Wu Zhenzai, a very uncomfortable smile, with a sunny breath, fresh, cheerful, and warm.

Just as Wu Jingzai understands him, he also understands his own peers in this world.

They dislike each other and disgust each other, and even the way they treat each other is the kind that beats a snake seven inches.

Sure enough, when he saw Wu Zhenzai, his complexion suddenly changed, and the appearance of wanting to vomit suddenly made him feel very beautiful.

So after the work in the morning was over, everyone in the Armed Detective Agency saw this pair of curly-haired youths who looked similar walking out with their shoulders crossed.

**

Leader Zai and Wu Detective Zai bought a bunch of vegetables and meat, and returned to the dormitory apartment for the staff of the Armed Detective Agency with a full load.

The leader, Zai, has not cooked for many years. After all, he is the leader of Mafia who is so busy that he is bald every day. How can he have the time to make food in the kitchen.

Besides, he is not willing to learn how to cook: cooking is one of the values ​​that people in the ABO world judge whether an Omega is virtuous and whether he can win the love of her husband. Therefore, almost all Omega will have cooking classes and continue to learn, so that they can The culinary skills have been practiced to the extent that they can get a chef certificate.And this kind of behavior is just to win the favor of a man and make himself "more valuable".

The leader Zai doesn't understand what love is, whether he is indifferent or dull, he doesn't understand what love is.

He can only think about this matter from his own interests, but his reason clearly tells him that this kind of behavior is quite stupid, and he cannot agree with entrusting his future to an unknown person.

And in that environment, he couldn't explain to the people around him that he didn't learn cooking for marriage. The leader Zai knew very well that if he said this idea, he might not be able to escape the shackles of the family so easily, and the family had already arranged for him to be a husband. The candidate is married.

He couldn't accept that he was lying under others, with his wings cut off, without any support, and he could only rely on others like a dodder - this was an extremely deviant idea for Omega, but the leader was Do the one above.

The only feasible way can only be the other extreme, no matter how persuaded, I pretend that I am too delicate and I am determined not to study.

The leader Zai who does not learn cooking skills can be said to be a delicate flower whose fingers do not touch the spring water.

Seeing that the leader Zai didn't move for a long time, Wu Zhenzai naturally understood that he was a little whiter than him, "Xiuzhi-chan doesn't know how to cook, so I'll do it!"

Wu Zhenzai, who volunteered to go up on his own, rolled up his sleeves and made a——

Vibrant chicken stew.

Leader Zai: ...whatever you say.

The stewed chicken in the stew pot exudes a strong fragrance. Under the warm yellow light, the golden soup is sparkling, and the oil floating on the surface halos light yellow halos on the soup surface. Garnish with cilantro.

It looks quite decent, but it is probably very ecstasy to eat.

The leader Zai looked at the pot of chicken, motionless, without the slightest desire to chopsticks.

Wu Jingzai felt a little regretful in his heart, knowing that his cooking was still noticed by the leader Zai after all.

"It seems," he raised the crabs and vegetables in the shopping bag in his hand, "We still need to hire foreign aid."

——Leader Zai’s diary for the day.

""Teach You How to Make Delicious Japanese Crab Meat Porridge"

【Main ingredients】

Crab meat, rice, white radish, eggs.

【Accessories】

celery.

【seasoning】

Salt, cooking sake, light soy sauce, kombu bonito juice.

Choose how much you want according to the number of people and the amount of food you eat. After preparing these things...

Please take out your mobile phone and call Kunikida Doppo.

Say "Mom" to him if necessary. "

Kunikida Doppo who was urgently called over by Takenzai called "I need your help with something important, and Tsushima is by my side": "..."

calm down.

Kunikida Doppo took a deep breath.

This very reliable man drove away the two idle guys dangling by the cooking table, rolled up his sleeves and put on an apron, and started making crab porridge.

In less than half an hour, the delicious and beautiful crab porridge was served on the small table in the middle of the room.

The two crab lovers ate Kunikida Doppo as a rare and wonderful man, and ate it up.

Kunikida Doppo, who was blushed by the rainbow farts of Butei Zai and Boss Zai, coughed a few times, and turned his eyes to see the stew pot beside him and the stewed chicken that was still warm inside.

Kunikida Doppo, who is diligent and thrifty, secretly complained about the unreliability and extravagance of the two Dazai Osamu. At this time, he was somewhat hungry, so he took the spoon he used to cook porridge, scooped up a spoonful of soup and drank it. go down.

"Kangdang—bang!"

It was the sound of spoons and weights falling together.

The leader turned his head and saw Kunikida Doppo with a dull face, foaming at the mouth, and fell down unconsciously.

Osamu Dazai, I am sworn to death with you! !

This sentence flashed through Kunikida Doppo's mind before his consciousness completely disappeared.

**

When everyone returned to the office of the detective agency to continue working at noon, they saw Wu Detective Zai who was wrapped up like a mummy and had obviously been severely beaten by the society.

Of course Wu Jingzai didn't suffer such a serious injury, but was slightly disfigured, so he deliberately exaggerated it.

The leader retreated with no scars all over his body, smiled and said nothing.

Atsushi Nakajima observed the two of them. He was in awe of the two Mr. Dazai, probably because of the intuition of small animals. He didn't think that the leader, who had always been gentle and weak, was easy to bully.

Curious about how Mr. Dazai provoked Mr. Kunikida again, he walked to the window and opened the window, letting in the fresh air from outside to let in the air.

It's just that as soon as the window was opened, relying on the eyesight that has become beyond ordinary people's level even though he didn't turn into a tiger, he saw Nakahara Chuya who was watching the detective agency from a distance and didn't even want to avoid hiding in the slightest.

"Isn't that Mr. Nakahara from Mafia at the port?" Atsushi Nakajima blurted out, and then turned into deep vigilance, "Why did he spy on the detective agency? Does he have any ulterior motives?"

"Probably came to spy on me." From behind Atsushi Nakajima, came the leader Zai Qing's cold voice.

"Ah, Mr. Tsushima." Atsushi Nakajima didn't expect that his soliloquies would be heard by the leader, but he was worried that the former leader of the port Mafia would be hostile to the Armed Detective Agency because of his once loyal subordinate Chuya Nakahara. And uncomfortable, even though this Central Plains is not the leader of the if world.

Wait, think about it carefully, Mr. Tsushima doesn't seem to have mentioned Mr. Nakahara from another world...

Is there any contradiction between them?

It wasn't until he heard the leader Zai's unclear chuckle that Atsushi Nakajima came back to his senses and realized that he had accidentally expressed this doubt.

Wu Jingzai, who was peeking and eavesdropping, noticed the whole process of the change of the leader's face.

Seeing the dark look in the leader Zai's eyes, he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

That look...

No way, how many heartthrobs are you? ? !

I haven't even discovered that I have such a deadly charm, okay?

Wu Zhenzai trembled, feeling very grateful that his former boss and former partner had a female sex/orientation.