The reborn actor sleeps in the coffin

Hello everyone, I am Yun Yamiao, who keeps dying. Although I was killed by the bastard author in the last few chapters, she still has the face to let me host the show!Well, in fact, she originally invited Lilith, but this paternalism has crossed the three realms to chase her father, so let me be the top one!

Yunya Qiqi (smiling): Dead meow, hurry up, the sweets that my mother likes are going to be sold out!

Yun Yamiao: I will be fine soon, my lord.Now let us enter today's topic: one hundred questions about sex between husband and wife!

1 What are your two names?

Lalebai: Lalebai Jehovah Damon.

Gu Wuzhao: Senary Damon.

Lalebai: Honey, you finally admit that your name is this!

Gu Wuzhao (squinting eyes): Actually, don't you know that I have been complained about Schnauzer Dumeng many times?

2 What is the age?

Lalebai: I'm too lazy to count...

Gu Wuzhao: You add...

3 gender is?

Lalebai: Male.

Gu Wuzhao: Can't you see it?

Yun Yamiao: I know, you fake mother-in-law!

Gu Wuzhao: Thunder crack...

4 What is your personality like?

Lalebai: I have always felt that I am a very kind elder for the blood race.

Blood Race: ...

Lalebai: Compared to Lilith.

Blood Race: Nodding wildly.

Gu Wuzhao: I have always felt that I am a junior with a good personality and talkativeness to my tribe.

The ancient family: shook his head crazily.

Gu Wuzhao: Compared with Gu Wushuo.

The ancient family: shook his head crazily.

5 The character of the other party?

Lale has a white headache: How should I put it, she is a bit too arrogant, and she likes to act like a baby.

Someone who likes to act like a baby wipes his knife: Alzheimer's!

Lalebai: ...

Lilith: Really, Lale is obviously a child who likes to act like a baby!

Yun Ya Miao: How did you come out...

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Lalebai: In the snow, he was only a little old.

Gu Wuzhao: I forgot, anyway, he is all in my memory.

Yun Yamiao (pulls sleeves): Lalebai Damon, I am arresting you on charges of abducting minors as a law enforcement officer!

7 The first impression of the other party?

Lalebai: I'm dying...

Gu Wuzhao (blush): Looks good...

8 What do you like about each other?

Lalebai: I like to act like a baby with my father when I have nothing to do.

Gu Wuzhao: You can rely on it...

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Lalebai: Sometimes my temper is too stubborn, and I always make up my own mind without listening to my father!

Gu Wuzhao: Sometimes I don’t think much about my feelings, otherwise I wouldn’t always run away from home!

Lalebai (Baogu Wuzhao): It's okay, I will take your feelings into consideration tonight.

Yun Ya Meow: fff

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Lalebai: Good.

Gu Wuzhao: Good.

11 What do you call each other?

Lalebai: Baby, Senna, but I will never admit that Wu Zhao is his name.

Gu Wuzhao: Lale, my father, Lale Bai...

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Lalebai: In fact, when he is in love, hearing him call Lale and my father is a completely different feeling (Rangyang~).

Gu Wuzhao: Normal is fine... (blush)

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Lalebai: Cat, Tsundere loves to play petty temper!

Gu Wuzhao: Lion, but most of the time it is the kind that sleeps.

Yun Yamiao: ... What kind of...

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Lalebai: Sure enough, it was me (laughs).

Gu Wuzhao: His Excellency's old castle collection addiction is hopeless...

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Lalebai: Just love with him.

Gu Wuzhao: A comfortable world for two people.

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Lalebai: This has been said before.

Gu Wuzhao: the same

17 What is your problem?

Lalbai: I don't think there is anything wrong with me.

Gu Wuzhao: I think there is nothing wrong with me.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Lalebai: He has a stubborn temper.

Gu Wuzhao: The president is sick!

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Lalebai: Sure enough, I should run away from home.

Gu Wuzhao: Don't let me run away from home!

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Gu Wuzhao: Disobedient?

Lalebai: Ask him to do something he doesn't like (helpless).

21 How far is your relationship?

Lalabai: The kind that can be buried as a sacrifice.

22 Where did two people first date?

Lale Bai and Gu Wuzhao: ...

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Lale Bai and Gu Wuzhao: ...

24 How far has it progressed then?

Lale Bai and Gu Wuzhao: ...

25 frequent date spots?

Lale Bai and Gu Wuzhao: ...

Yun Yamiao: You two are enough!

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Lalebai: birthdays are completely meaningless to the blood race

Gu Wuzhao: We can completely live every day as if we are celebrating a birthday

27 Which party confessed first?

Lalebai: Me...

28 How much do you like each other?

Lalebai: Anyway, I have encountered this one in the past ten thousand years.

Gu Wuzhao: Anyway, I plan to pack him up when I run away from home.

29 So, do you love each other?

Lalebai: The only baby.

Gu Wuzhao: He took them all home.

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Lalebai: Whatever I say makes me feel at a loss.

Gu Wuzhao: Can we do it again...

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Lalebai (smiling): Bring him back and tie him up at home to prevent him from going out. As for that person disappearing, I don’t care.

Gu Wuzhao: Someone has already tried this problem (unhappy).

Lalebai (holding Gu Wuzhao tightly): Baby...

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Lalebai: If you want to die...

Gu Wuzhao (with a cold face): No way!

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Lale Bai and Gu Wuzhao: ...

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Lalebai: Don't say it.

Gu Wuzhao: When you close your eyes and bite your Adam's apple.

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Lalebai: When he seduced me.

Gu Wuzhao: When I seduce him.

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Lalebai (laughs without speaking)

Gu Wuzhao: Sit together and drink tea.

39 Ever quarreled?

Lalebai: All problems can be solved in the coffin, of course, it can also be done in the garden.

Gu Wuzhao (Looking at Lalebai): Actually, I want to try on the bed.

40 What are the quarrels?

Lalebai (laughs): Desires are dissatisfied...

How to reconcile after 41?

Lalebai (laughs): Just sleep in the coffin.

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Lale Bai Gu Wuzhao was silent: probably there is no reincarnation, just this life.

43 When do you feel loved?

Lalebai: When he took the initiative to seduce me.

Gu Wuzhao: When he doesn't seduce me.

44 What is your expression of love?

Lalebai and Gu Wuzhao: Do ​​it.

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Lalebai (face paralyzed): Never.

Gu Wuzhao: When a bunch of my "brothers and sisters" came to visit.

Lalebai: (surprised) I thought you would like a little more excitement.

Gu Wuzhao: You are enough.

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Lalebai: Daisy (laughs without speaking)

Yun Ya Miao: Is it the language of flowers?

Lalebai (laughs): No, it's the shape.

Yunya Meow: ...

Gu Wuzhao: calamus.

Yun Yamiao: ...is this also a shape? (Voice trembling)

Gu Wuzhao (glance at Lalebai): Aren't you a believer?

Yun Ya meows to relax...

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Lalebai: I have been questioned to the bottom...

Gu Wuzhao: I was raised by him.

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Lalebai: Inferiority?Can't find anyone stronger than me?

Gu Wuzhao: After all, there are some problems with the age gap...

Yun Yamiao (Tucao): He didn't even feel that he was an old cow eating young grass!

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Lalebai: Open.

Gu Wuzhao: Come out in front of the people of the world...

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Lalebai and Gu Wuzhao: Bastards don't live as long as the two of us...

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51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Lalebai: attack

Gu Wuzhao: I suddenly realized that I should do something from today...

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Lalebai: The one who pursues first should attack.

Gu Wuzhao: Can't beat...

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Lalebai: Satisfied.

Gu Wuzhao: There is nothing dissatisfied.

54 Where is the first h?

Lalebai: In the coffin.

Gu Wuzhao: In the coffin.

Yun Yamiao: What about the unexpected and normal answer...

55 How did you feel at that time?

Lalebai: I was right!

Gu Wuzhao: Make an inch...

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Lalebai: Very charming

Gu Wuzhao: ...forgot...

Lalebai: Would you like to review it tonight?

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Lalebai: Baby, do you want to do it again?

Gu Wuzhao (black face): I will kill you and eliminate harm for the people.

58 times per week h?

Lale looked at Gu Wuzhao with a white smile: ...

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Gu Wuzhao's serious face: According to scientific research, twice a week is the best.

Lalebai: Baby, we are not scientific.

60 So, what is h?

Lalebai: As long as he is willing to seduce me, he can play anything.

Gu Wuzhao (black face): ...

61 Your most sensitive place?

Lalebai: neck fossa.

Gu Wuzhao: Back.

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Lalebai: A lot, especially in the small hole

Gu Wuzhao: ...where I bite.

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at h?

Lalebai: It hurts.

Gu Wuzhao: Sexy.

64 Frankly speaking, do you like h?

Lalebai and Gu Wuzhao: The Greatest Joy of Long Life.

65 In general, where is h located?

Lale Bai and Gu Wuzhao: The coffin...

66 h places you want to try?

Lalebai: Jungle.

Gu Wuzhao: On the bed...

67 Is the shower before h or after h?

Lalebai and Gu Wuzhao: there will be

Is there any agreement at 68h?

Lalebai: Can we do it again?

Gu Wuzhao: Not good!

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Lale Bai and Gu Wuzhao: Readers demand double cleanliness!

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get your heart, at least get your *"?

Lalbai (confident): I will get his heart.

Gu Wuzhao: I don’t agree.

71 What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Lalebai (blackened): Hehehe...

Gu Wuzhao: Which thug can do... Lilith?

Lilith is innocent: ...

72 Do you feel embarrassed before h?or later?

Lalebai: How can I eat when I'm shy?

Gu Wuzhao blushed: ...

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for h, would you?

Lalabai hadn't spoken yet, and all the blood clans shook their heads in horror. Everyone agreed that the prince has no friends...

Gu Wuzhao: I think my Lei Lie will like him more.

74 Do you think you are good at h?

Lalebai: Expert.

Gu Wuzhao (blush): good at it.

Lalebai: Show me if you are good at today.

Yunya Meow: Prostitution in the Daytime

75 What about the other party?

Lalebai: Good at cooperating with me.

Gu Wuzhao: Good at...

76 What do you want the other party to say at h?

Lalebai: Do it again.

Gu Wuzhao: Let's rest...

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when h?

Lalebai: Baby's eyes closed and patient look is super sexy.

Gu Wuzhao: Look into my eyes.

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Lalebai and Gu Wuzhao: No.

79 Are you interested in sm?

Lalebai: For the blood race, any behavior is not s, but I will not insult my lover.

Gu Wuzhao (blush): If he likes it.

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Lalebai and Gu Wuzhao: Take the initiative to seduce!

81 What do you think about rape?

Lalebai: A manifestation of incompetence.

Gu Wuzhao: Neuropathy.

What is the more painful thing in 82h?

Lalebai: Some people did not cooperate halfway through.

Gu Wuzhao: Some people keep changing positions!

83 In the h so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Lalebai: Everywhere is more exciting.

Gu Wuzhao: Same as above.

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Lalebai: Of course.

Gu Wuzhao: I don't admit that I am the receiving party!

85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Lalebai: Surprise.Satisfied, my family has just grown up!

Gu Wuzhao: ...I said that I am not the recipient!

86 Has the attacker committed any violence?

Lalebai: How come, this doesn't fit my aesthetics at all!

Gu Wuzhao: If I were the attacker, yes.

Yun Ya Miao: When?

Lalebai: When?

Gu Wuzhao: The next episode...

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Lalebai: ...

Gu Wuzhao (laughs): Lying dead.

88 For you, what is your ideal "as an h object"?

Lalebai and Gu Wuzhao: each other.

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Lale Bai and Gu Wuzhao: Comply.

Did 90 use small props in h?

Lalebai (laughs): Yes, I will tell you about vines or something?

Gu Wuzhao (vigilance): When did it happen?

Lalebai: Next episode.

Gu Wuzhao: ...

Yunya Meow: ...

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Lale Bai and Gu Wuzhao: A few years ago...

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Lale Bai and Gu Wuzhao: Yes

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Lalebai: Mouth.

Gu Wuzhao: Back.

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Lalebai: Mouth.

Gu Wuzhao: Adam's apple

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95 hours?

Lalebai: stroking his back.

Gu Wuzhao: tell him to continue.

Yunya Meow:~

What will you think at 96h?

Lalebai: What would be a better way to play next time?

Gu Wuzhao: I'm so tired, I really want to sleep.

Lale kissed him in vain: It's okay baby, this time will definitely make you sleepless!

97 hours per night?

Lalebai (laughs): You can't use late to summarize.

Gu Wuzhao: Silence...

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Lalebai: I am in charge of contracting a set.

Gu Wuzhao: Except when I take the initiative...

What is 99 to you?

Lalebai: The way of emotional communication, the way of killing time, the expression of loving him, the proof that I am actually very young...

Gu Wuzhao: Play with him... as long as he is happy...

Lalebai: Are you unhappy?

Gu Wuzhao: Happy...

100 Please say something to your lover

Lalebai: Honey, let's go on a date!

Gu Wuzhao: Please clarify the matter of the vines first, bastard!

Lalebai (laughs): It's just the way I love you.

Gu Wuzhao, when will you wake up?

Lalebai: When your female mummy