A man is a sword

Wu Xiaohu didn't know why, but something went wrong with his mobile phone after rubbing against a big monk's power bank on the train.

——Oh, no, no, it didn't explode, it didn't get a virus, and it definitely wasn't because of inferior power banks and counterfeit phones.

His cell phone spoke.

The first sentence rang out when he held up his mobile phone to read novels and listen to music, with a nasal voice and a coquettish girl's voice: "I just woke up, I don't like this song!"

Of course he didn't care, thinking that there was something wrong with the music source he downloaded.

But the next moment, there was a tingling current from the earphones, which made his head "buzz", and his eyes turned into mosquito coils in a second.

Look at the screen again - just after charging, how come the power turns red!

"I told you to change to another song." The charming female voice in the earphones was still murmuring, "This is a waste of electricity."

Wu Xiaohu shook his hands, and the phone came into close contact with his face.

"It hurts..." said in unison.

Wu Xiaohu looked at the hard sleeper compartment. In the middle of the night, the rest of the people, male and female, were snoring in an orderly manner.The monk who lent him the power bank got out of the car at around nine o'clock in the evening. After leaving, another middle-aged man came to the shop, trying to blend in with the snoring army.

I hallucinate?Wu Xiaohu grabbed the phone hesitantly.

"...It's finally over..." The female voice complained slightly.

Wu Xiaohu raised his hand at an unprecedented speed and was about to throw the phone on the ground—wait a minute!The day before yesterday, my friend got married and just sent a red bomb, and my rent for the next month has not been paid, and the boss also asked me to turn on the phone 24 hours a day (this is an important reason why he couldn't wait to find someone to borrow a power bank on the train)... He resentfully withdrew his hand .

If I had known earlier, I should not have bought a hard sleeper. Buying a hard seat can save a lot of money.

And there will be no such weird things to think about.

Nervous, Wu Xiaohu narrowed his eyes into a slit, his wrist joints clicked like a machine, he raised the phone in front of his eyes, turned the screen to him, and pressed it to light up.

--Um?There's nothing wrong with it.

Of course there is nothing wrong, because he just saw "low battery, automatic shutdown" on the screen.

The female voice did not sound again.

So, this is an illusion?

Wu Xiaohu stuffed his phone into his bag, and didn't dare to sleep for the rest of the night, but the next day...was called up by the flight attendant.

When the train arrived at the station, he didn't dare to borrow someone else's power bank. Wu Xiaohu changed a few coins, honestly went to the temporary charging place at the station, put in the coins, charged it, and turned it on.

Looking at the screen, everything works fine.

"I must have been dreaming yesterday." Wu Xiaohu was confident and bold. Since the phone's battery was low, he simply reported to the boss that he had returned, in exchange for a half-day vacation.

That's right, it's eight o'clock in the morning, and I can't clock in when I go to work, and it's not in line with the boss's style to take a day off, so I give half a day to grooming-this is a trivial matter, and writing a work report-this is a major matter.

Wu Xiaohu took the subway back to his one-acre-three-fen land—of course, he shared the rent with someone, and one of his roommates was Bai Gu, and the other one was always elusive and often couldn't find anyone.

This apartment is a large apartment. Although it has three bedrooms and two living rooms, the owner has adjusted it. One of the living rooms has also been divided into a single room, which can accommodate four tenants in total. Currently, there is still one room vacant.The single room that Wu Xiaohu rented was the partitioned one, because it was neither the master bedroom nor the second bedroom, so it was the cheapest.

Forget about worrying about mobile phones, completing work reports is the top priority.

Plug it in and open up your second-hand laptop.

This laptop has been with him for four years, and the previous owner also looked like it was five or six years ago. It barely installed win7, and it took 5 minutes to start it up.

Wu Xiaohu's habit is to turn on the computer as soon as he gets off work, then boil the water, get some fast food to fill his stomach, and come over halfway through the meal to see that it has just started up.

Then he clicked on the document or the video or the game, went to eat the other half of the fast food, and after eating all of it, the computer just finished warming up.

Then it's his personal break.

The time I came back today was in the morning. As usual, Wu Xiaohu pressed the power button. While waiting for the classic phone to start the program, he connected the phone to USB to charge, and then went to sort out the data he brought back.

Unexpectedly, when I looked up - scared!

It is as honorable as the emperor, and its speed is comparable to that of an 80-year-old grandfather's notebook. How can it light up the familiar desktop so quickly?

A passionate voice suddenly sounded from the speaker: "Ah, beautiful girl, meeting you is really the most beautiful encounter in the world!"

Wu Xiaohu fell to the ground.

No, it's not an auditory hallucination!

Because that delicate female voice appeared again last night, and she said with a bit of joy, "You have been silently supporting my computer? My name is Baby, please take care of me in the future."

"Oh, doll is such a nice name. I'm Yinguang, just call me brother Yin. Don't worry, what kind of charging mode do you want, whether you want fast charging or slow charging, or rhythm mode and random mode, Yinguang Brother can satisfy you."

"That's great, brother Yin, the feeling of charging today is really much more comfortable than before, please charge me gently..."

Wu Xiaohu was woken up by the sound of the hot whistle when the water was boiling.

——Illusion a ghost!

My laptop and my mobile phone got together, what should I do?Wait online!

If Wu Xiaohu was a local tyrant, the way to deal with it would be very simple - throw it away and buy it.

Unfortunately he is not.

He can grit his teeth and stomp his feet to change a mobile phone, but changing a laptop at the same time is beyond his ability.

Therefore, Wu Xiaohu could only discuss tremblingly: "The two great gods..."

"Wu Xiaohu?" Yinguang and Wawa asked together.

"……exist."

"Wu Xiaohu, why are you suddenly polite today?" Yin Guangdang asked first.

The baby also said beside him: "Yes, yes, I threw someone at you last night. I'm not used to being so polite today."

"Huh? Did he throw you? Don't be afraid, baby, I'll crash every minute and avenge you."

"Oh, no, no, I will automatically shut down."

"The doll is so smart."

"Brother Yin is also great!"

"Ahem——" The topic went off track before it even started, and Wu Xiaohu mustered up the courage to interrupt the communication between the two electronic devices, "That...excuse me, how long do you two plan to stay with me?"

"Hey, don't you want us anymore?" This time it was the baby who asked first, "You have a new mobile phone? Who? Dare to compete with me for business, get out!"

The charming girl turns into a big street lady in a second, this style of painting is definitely not good.

"Eh? Wawa and I just met, are you going to separate us?" Yinguang spoke with a blunt tone, "Sister Wawa, bear with me for a while, I'll go and clear his encrypted folder."

"Wow, brother Yinguang is so powerful, I don't even know how to do it!"

"Where is it? It's not because he loves traffic and is reluctant to use you to surf the Internet, so your information lags behind..."

The two voices started chatting like no one else was there again, Wu Xiaohu was stunned, and then shouted slowly: "—Don't, don't, don't delete it!"

Yinguang's active voice came from the speaker: "Do you still want to replace us?"

"I never planned to..." Wu Xiaohu burst into tears.

"Let's go, huh? What do you mean?"

"No, no, no, no." Wu Xiaohu resisted the uneasiness in his heart, his fingers snapped, and he finished the work report in less than an hour, uploaded it to his mailbox, turned off the computer, grabbed his phone and rushed out of the room.

He would rather be exploited by his boss than stay alone with these two monsters.

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