A man is a sword
Chapter 54 The Last Roommate
At 07:30, ancient water entered the door of the apartment.
Wu Xiaohu cheered, "Brother Shi is finally here!"
Xiao Wei started to place dishes on the table.Faced with Wu Xiaohu's kindness, Gu Shishui accepted it frankly and gave back: "I brought wine."
There is Xiaowei who has been focusing on barbecue for 100 years, and everyone enjoyed this meal.Tomorrow is Sunday again, I don’t go to work, I open up to eat and drink, and simply get rid of the two bottles of liquor in the ancient water and the six bottles of beer in stock.
Unexpectedly, Wu Xiaohu was a very good drinker. He drank a bottle of white wine and two bottles of beer by himself, and he was only slightly tipsy.Look at Gushi Shui and Bai Xiaoqiang again, their eyes are bright and they are very energetic.
"Good job buddy, let's go for another drink!" Wu Xiaohu raised his glass, his wine was strong and courageous, and he became more courageous.
"Okay." Gu Shishui raised his glass calmly.
Bai Gu held up the hangover soup and smiled: "Come."
He doesn't hold a lot of alcohol, his face turns red after taking the first sip, and the overall amount is only two taels of white wine.Bai Gu sipped slowly, and now he had double shadows when he saw people.Xiaowei has good eyesight, seeing that Bai Gu doesn't move his chopsticks much, he quickly serves the hangover soup.
Bai Xiaoqiang raised his glass silently and drank it.
At first, Bai Gu was still hesitant, "minors can't drink alcohol", Bai Xiaoqiang looked at him resentfully: "Father, the child has already grown up..."
"Xiao Qiang, how old are you?" Wu Xiaohu interrupted and asked.
"do not know."
"I don't know?" Bai Gu was also surprised.
"It's hard to count." Bai Xiaoqiang said, "It takes at least 800 years to become a human. Besides, I drink very well."
Sure enough, when they drank, Bai Gu was the worst drinker among them.
A table of people was eating and drinking lively, and the key outside the door rang.
Besides the landlord, who else will come?
A tall and thick man appeared at the door, with a height of more than two meters by visual inspection, the widest part of the front was more than one meter, and the thickness of the side was more than half a meter.I can't see the expression clearly on my face, and I feel very bearish.
——Yes, that's right, the noun explains the literal meaning of "bear": the hair is extremely thick, the hair blocks the upper half of the face, and the beard blocks the lower half of the face, making it difficult to see the expression clearly.
Xiong Han hastily entered the door, took out the key to open the private room, was about to enter the door, his movements suddenly stopped—suddenly he turned his neck and looked towards the living room, just in time to meet a person.
Bai Xiaoqiang stared at him coldly, habitually evaluating the value of force.
He immediately entered the house, closed the door, and locked it, all in one go.
Hearing the faint sound of heavy objects falling from behind the door, the people in the hall looked at each other, "This is Wang Shen." Bai Gu took the initiative to introduce, "He...has a lot of personality."
"It really has a personality." Gu Shishui nodded.
Suddenly Wu Xiaohu's cell phone rang, and it rang out and shut down, so he hurried to charge it.
While charging, Bai Gu's cell phone rang again. Looking at the caller, Bai Gu was slightly surprised, and answered, "Manjia?" That young genius who firmly believes that everything can be explained by scientific theories.
"It's me, Doctor Bai." Manjia's voice was full of excitement, "Is my tutor back?"
Wang Shen entered the door, and he made a phone call, and it took less than 3 minutes before and after.
"How do you know?" Bai Gu said, and turned on the speakerphone.
"I used a remote-controlled plane and stuck an infrared detector under the outer window to observe his room." Man Jia explained, "The detector just alarmed. There is a humanoid moving object in the room. It must be my tutor!"
I don't understand the world of Xueba.
Wu Xiaohu looked at his cell phone, and sure enough, the caller was Man Jia, who probably couldn't get through to his cell phone, so he asked Bai Gu instead.
This kid is stubborn, but his spirit is commendable, but the supernatural events really can't be explained.
At that time, Wu Xiaohu found out that the microwave oven became bigger and more alive. He was taken aback, and after listening to Manjia's scientific theory explaining the phenomenon of power outages and optical illusions, he speculated that another roommate might have done it.The situation is not the same now. With personal experience, he can calmly turn a blind eye to various unscientific situations with an attitude of "Oh, I'm dreaming again".
It's just that he never found a chance to tell Wang Shen about this oolong.
As for the actual situation, Man Jia believed that the possibility was too low.
Bai Gu was drunk, and his words were not as serious as usual: "Man Jia, Wang Shen is back, but he didn't make the Ark reactor you mentioned."
"Ah? Is that so..." Man Jia sounded disappointed.
But in the next second, he was surprised: "It's really strange, his infrared image has suddenly shrunk by nearly thirty times! Doctor Bai, do you know the reason? Can you take a look?"
Sudden shrink?What's going on here?
Bai Gu was drunk, and knocked on his roommate's door with his mobile phone: "Shen Wang, I'm Bai Gu, can I disturb you for 2 minutes?"
The door swung open, and a furry human wall blocked the door: "Say." The words were deep and heavy, concise and to the point.
"It's grown bigger again!" At the same time, Man Jia exclaimed from the phone.
Through the thick hair, Bai Gu could feel Wang Shen's strange gaze: "Did something happen just now? Did you fall down?"
"No." Wang Shen replied stiffly.
"Doctor Bai, can I have a word with him?" Man Jia also heard the voice on the other side of the phone and asked actively.
Wang Shen stared at Bai Gu's phone for ten seconds before reaching out to take it: "Hello?"
"Hello," Manjia's tone is very polite, but his words are very straightforward, "I have detected that your size is changing from big to small, and now you have ruled out the factors of various obstructions. How did you do it... ..." the voice cut off.
Wang Shen shook his hand and crushed the phone.
He was only stunned for a second, and immediately closed the door vigorously.
Bai Gu was stunned, feeling much less drunk.
The room was silent.
Just as Bai Gu raised his hand to knock on the door, the door opened again.
Holding a knife of pink RMB in his hand, Wang Shen said in a rough voice, "I'm sorry." He handed it to Bai Gu along with the broken cell phone.
Bai Gu took it subconsciously: "I bought a new one, and I will refund you if you pay more or less." He could tell from the thickness of the knife that this stack is worth 1 yuan, which is definitely too much.Although it was an accident, he didn't intend to be greedy for cheap.
"No, accidental damage fee." After Wang Shen finished speaking, he was about to close the door again - but failed.
Bai Xiaoqiang's white fingers firmly grasped half of his thick black wrist, and Wang Shen retracted, but he didn't retract.
"Blindfolding—do you want to run?"
As soon as Bai Xiaoqiang's words came out, the other party couldn't help but shuddered, and Bai Gu saw that the person in front of him had changed completely - bloody mouth!Sharp teeth!
He was shocked, this is a man-eating tiger!
Bai Xiaoqiang snorted, felt that his palm was empty, and without thinking, hid Bai Gu behind his back, with the five fingers of his right hand together like a spear, without dodging or dodging, he stabbed at the beast's mouth all the way!
The door of the room was originally narrow, unable to use its fists and feet, and the tiger was also restrained. Seeing that Bai Xiaoqiang's face remained unchanged, his momentum soared, and he suddenly roared!
With a thrust of Bai Xiao's spear, he was suddenly thrown into the air!
It's not that he didn't have the right shot, but that the other party suddenly disappeared.
As for Bai Xiaoqiang, his eyes flashed.He reacted extremely quickly, with one step and one kick, his face was raised from the ground and his face was all black.
Bai Xiaoqiang kicked up in the air, the big group changed direction for some reason, squeaked and yelled, "Paji" just fell on Wu Xiaohu's face.The latter lost his center of gravity and fell to the ground.
Before Wu Xiaohu, who had been shot innocently, understood what was going on, the hairy thing flailed about, and swished towards the gate.
Bai Xiao pointed his toe to the ground, he didn't know how to do it, he jumped up and blocked the gate, dribbling and hooking with his feet, as if he was dribbling past someone.
The other party was eager to leave, seeing that the door was guarded, he turned around and started running around in the room.
At this time, Bai Gu realized that this ball of black fur was probably a small cat or dog, but it was too big and the hair was too long, and the speed was so fast that it was hard to tell what it was.
The animal was very cunning, it ran all the way to the corner of the wall, got under the table and under the sofa, Bai Xiao couldn't catch it with his gun, and got angry.
He has never been afraid of face-to-face one-on-one fights, but he is helpless for a while against this kind of sneaky rat.But it's not his style to be helpless, and he pushed down the sofa.
Under the sofa, the animal, which was startled and about to jump out, was pinned down by the sofa, stuck its neck and one front leg, rolled its eyes, and simply stopped moving.
When Wu Xiaohu rubbed his buttocks and sat up, he saw Bai Xiaoqiang holding the dumpling in his hand, conjuring a rope from somewhere, and tied it tightly several times.
"what is this?"
"Rabbit essence." It's still a long-haired rabbit.Based on its size and long hair, it is roughly estimated that weaving a scarf will not be a problem, and the black color suits my father very well.Bai Xiaoqiang seriously considered the method of plucking hair.
"Where's God Wang?" Wu Xiaohu focused on another aspect.
"It's him." Bai Xiaoqiang shook the big fat rabbit in his hand.
Wu Xiaohu really wanted to panic again, bullets kept popping up in his head, God Wang is not human!It turned out to be a rabbit spirit!He didn't realize it all the time... Well, it's good to get used to it, it's good to get used to it, as long as he is still a human being, he doesn't ask for anything else.
Is he human?probably.
Wu Xiaohu, who was full of doubts, only heard his cell phone ringing after Bai Gu reminded him. With the idea that the boss should call him at any time, he hurried over to pick it up—not the boss, but Man Jia.
This is when Man Jia discovered that Bai Gu's cell phone was not connected, and changed the door again: "Brother Xiaohu, what's the matter? What happened? I saw that there are no moving figures in the room."
Wu Xiaohu was weak: "There is an accident here, can I contact you later?"
"Oh, no problem."
After hanging up the phone, Wu Xiaohu saw Bai Xiaoqiang holding the rabbit ears, threatening: "Be honest and tell me what's going on, or I'll stew you."
Xiaowei cooperatively took out a takeaway leaflet and displayed it.It's still a coloring page, and the signature product, dry pot spicy rabbit head, occupies more than half of the page.
The big fat rabbit was terrified, twisting, and suddenly there was a stream of coquettish water from below, its head tilted, and it passed away.
Bai Xiaoqiang, whose sleeves were half drenched in rabbit urine: "...Xiao Wei, where is the knife?"
The author has something to say: I want to eat spicy rabbit head. . .
Wu Xiaohu cheered, "Brother Shi is finally here!"
Xiao Wei started to place dishes on the table.Faced with Wu Xiaohu's kindness, Gu Shishui accepted it frankly and gave back: "I brought wine."
There is Xiaowei who has been focusing on barbecue for 100 years, and everyone enjoyed this meal.Tomorrow is Sunday again, I don’t go to work, I open up to eat and drink, and simply get rid of the two bottles of liquor in the ancient water and the six bottles of beer in stock.
Unexpectedly, Wu Xiaohu was a very good drinker. He drank a bottle of white wine and two bottles of beer by himself, and he was only slightly tipsy.Look at Gushi Shui and Bai Xiaoqiang again, their eyes are bright and they are very energetic.
"Good job buddy, let's go for another drink!" Wu Xiaohu raised his glass, his wine was strong and courageous, and he became more courageous.
"Okay." Gu Shishui raised his glass calmly.
Bai Gu held up the hangover soup and smiled: "Come."
He doesn't hold a lot of alcohol, his face turns red after taking the first sip, and the overall amount is only two taels of white wine.Bai Gu sipped slowly, and now he had double shadows when he saw people.Xiaowei has good eyesight, seeing that Bai Gu doesn't move his chopsticks much, he quickly serves the hangover soup.
Bai Xiaoqiang raised his glass silently and drank it.
At first, Bai Gu was still hesitant, "minors can't drink alcohol", Bai Xiaoqiang looked at him resentfully: "Father, the child has already grown up..."
"Xiao Qiang, how old are you?" Wu Xiaohu interrupted and asked.
"do not know."
"I don't know?" Bai Gu was also surprised.
"It's hard to count." Bai Xiaoqiang said, "It takes at least 800 years to become a human. Besides, I drink very well."
Sure enough, when they drank, Bai Gu was the worst drinker among them.
A table of people was eating and drinking lively, and the key outside the door rang.
Besides the landlord, who else will come?
A tall and thick man appeared at the door, with a height of more than two meters by visual inspection, the widest part of the front was more than one meter, and the thickness of the side was more than half a meter.I can't see the expression clearly on my face, and I feel very bearish.
——Yes, that's right, the noun explains the literal meaning of "bear": the hair is extremely thick, the hair blocks the upper half of the face, and the beard blocks the lower half of the face, making it difficult to see the expression clearly.
Xiong Han hastily entered the door, took out the key to open the private room, was about to enter the door, his movements suddenly stopped—suddenly he turned his neck and looked towards the living room, just in time to meet a person.
Bai Xiaoqiang stared at him coldly, habitually evaluating the value of force.
He immediately entered the house, closed the door, and locked it, all in one go.
Hearing the faint sound of heavy objects falling from behind the door, the people in the hall looked at each other, "This is Wang Shen." Bai Gu took the initiative to introduce, "He...has a lot of personality."
"It really has a personality." Gu Shishui nodded.
Suddenly Wu Xiaohu's cell phone rang, and it rang out and shut down, so he hurried to charge it.
While charging, Bai Gu's cell phone rang again. Looking at the caller, Bai Gu was slightly surprised, and answered, "Manjia?" That young genius who firmly believes that everything can be explained by scientific theories.
"It's me, Doctor Bai." Manjia's voice was full of excitement, "Is my tutor back?"
Wang Shen entered the door, and he made a phone call, and it took less than 3 minutes before and after.
"How do you know?" Bai Gu said, and turned on the speakerphone.
"I used a remote-controlled plane and stuck an infrared detector under the outer window to observe his room." Man Jia explained, "The detector just alarmed. There is a humanoid moving object in the room. It must be my tutor!"
I don't understand the world of Xueba.
Wu Xiaohu looked at his cell phone, and sure enough, the caller was Man Jia, who probably couldn't get through to his cell phone, so he asked Bai Gu instead.
This kid is stubborn, but his spirit is commendable, but the supernatural events really can't be explained.
At that time, Wu Xiaohu found out that the microwave oven became bigger and more alive. He was taken aback, and after listening to Manjia's scientific theory explaining the phenomenon of power outages and optical illusions, he speculated that another roommate might have done it.The situation is not the same now. With personal experience, he can calmly turn a blind eye to various unscientific situations with an attitude of "Oh, I'm dreaming again".
It's just that he never found a chance to tell Wang Shen about this oolong.
As for the actual situation, Man Jia believed that the possibility was too low.
Bai Gu was drunk, and his words were not as serious as usual: "Man Jia, Wang Shen is back, but he didn't make the Ark reactor you mentioned."
"Ah? Is that so..." Man Jia sounded disappointed.
But in the next second, he was surprised: "It's really strange, his infrared image has suddenly shrunk by nearly thirty times! Doctor Bai, do you know the reason? Can you take a look?"
Sudden shrink?What's going on here?
Bai Gu was drunk, and knocked on his roommate's door with his mobile phone: "Shen Wang, I'm Bai Gu, can I disturb you for 2 minutes?"
The door swung open, and a furry human wall blocked the door: "Say." The words were deep and heavy, concise and to the point.
"It's grown bigger again!" At the same time, Man Jia exclaimed from the phone.
Through the thick hair, Bai Gu could feel Wang Shen's strange gaze: "Did something happen just now? Did you fall down?"
"No." Wang Shen replied stiffly.
"Doctor Bai, can I have a word with him?" Man Jia also heard the voice on the other side of the phone and asked actively.
Wang Shen stared at Bai Gu's phone for ten seconds before reaching out to take it: "Hello?"
"Hello," Manjia's tone is very polite, but his words are very straightforward, "I have detected that your size is changing from big to small, and now you have ruled out the factors of various obstructions. How did you do it... ..." the voice cut off.
Wang Shen shook his hand and crushed the phone.
He was only stunned for a second, and immediately closed the door vigorously.
Bai Gu was stunned, feeling much less drunk.
The room was silent.
Just as Bai Gu raised his hand to knock on the door, the door opened again.
Holding a knife of pink RMB in his hand, Wang Shen said in a rough voice, "I'm sorry." He handed it to Bai Gu along with the broken cell phone.
Bai Gu took it subconsciously: "I bought a new one, and I will refund you if you pay more or less." He could tell from the thickness of the knife that this stack is worth 1 yuan, which is definitely too much.Although it was an accident, he didn't intend to be greedy for cheap.
"No, accidental damage fee." After Wang Shen finished speaking, he was about to close the door again - but failed.
Bai Xiaoqiang's white fingers firmly grasped half of his thick black wrist, and Wang Shen retracted, but he didn't retract.
"Blindfolding—do you want to run?"
As soon as Bai Xiaoqiang's words came out, the other party couldn't help but shuddered, and Bai Gu saw that the person in front of him had changed completely - bloody mouth!Sharp teeth!
He was shocked, this is a man-eating tiger!
Bai Xiaoqiang snorted, felt that his palm was empty, and without thinking, hid Bai Gu behind his back, with the five fingers of his right hand together like a spear, without dodging or dodging, he stabbed at the beast's mouth all the way!
The door of the room was originally narrow, unable to use its fists and feet, and the tiger was also restrained. Seeing that Bai Xiaoqiang's face remained unchanged, his momentum soared, and he suddenly roared!
With a thrust of Bai Xiao's spear, he was suddenly thrown into the air!
It's not that he didn't have the right shot, but that the other party suddenly disappeared.
As for Bai Xiaoqiang, his eyes flashed.He reacted extremely quickly, with one step and one kick, his face was raised from the ground and his face was all black.
Bai Xiaoqiang kicked up in the air, the big group changed direction for some reason, squeaked and yelled, "Paji" just fell on Wu Xiaohu's face.The latter lost his center of gravity and fell to the ground.
Before Wu Xiaohu, who had been shot innocently, understood what was going on, the hairy thing flailed about, and swished towards the gate.
Bai Xiao pointed his toe to the ground, he didn't know how to do it, he jumped up and blocked the gate, dribbling and hooking with his feet, as if he was dribbling past someone.
The other party was eager to leave, seeing that the door was guarded, he turned around and started running around in the room.
At this time, Bai Gu realized that this ball of black fur was probably a small cat or dog, but it was too big and the hair was too long, and the speed was so fast that it was hard to tell what it was.
The animal was very cunning, it ran all the way to the corner of the wall, got under the table and under the sofa, Bai Xiao couldn't catch it with his gun, and got angry.
He has never been afraid of face-to-face one-on-one fights, but he is helpless for a while against this kind of sneaky rat.But it's not his style to be helpless, and he pushed down the sofa.
Under the sofa, the animal, which was startled and about to jump out, was pinned down by the sofa, stuck its neck and one front leg, rolled its eyes, and simply stopped moving.
When Wu Xiaohu rubbed his buttocks and sat up, he saw Bai Xiaoqiang holding the dumpling in his hand, conjuring a rope from somewhere, and tied it tightly several times.
"what is this?"
"Rabbit essence." It's still a long-haired rabbit.Based on its size and long hair, it is roughly estimated that weaving a scarf will not be a problem, and the black color suits my father very well.Bai Xiaoqiang seriously considered the method of plucking hair.
"Where's God Wang?" Wu Xiaohu focused on another aspect.
"It's him." Bai Xiaoqiang shook the big fat rabbit in his hand.
Wu Xiaohu really wanted to panic again, bullets kept popping up in his head, God Wang is not human!It turned out to be a rabbit spirit!He didn't realize it all the time... Well, it's good to get used to it, it's good to get used to it, as long as he is still a human being, he doesn't ask for anything else.
Is he human?probably.
Wu Xiaohu, who was full of doubts, only heard his cell phone ringing after Bai Gu reminded him. With the idea that the boss should call him at any time, he hurried over to pick it up—not the boss, but Man Jia.
This is when Man Jia discovered that Bai Gu's cell phone was not connected, and changed the door again: "Brother Xiaohu, what's the matter? What happened? I saw that there are no moving figures in the room."
Wu Xiaohu was weak: "There is an accident here, can I contact you later?"
"Oh, no problem."
After hanging up the phone, Wu Xiaohu saw Bai Xiaoqiang holding the rabbit ears, threatening: "Be honest and tell me what's going on, or I'll stew you."
Xiaowei cooperatively took out a takeaway leaflet and displayed it.It's still a coloring page, and the signature product, dry pot spicy rabbit head, occupies more than half of the page.
The big fat rabbit was terrified, twisting, and suddenly there was a stream of coquettish water from below, its head tilted, and it passed away.
Bai Xiaoqiang, whose sleeves were half drenched in rabbit urine: "...Xiao Wei, where is the knife?"
The author has something to say: I want to eat spicy rabbit head. . .
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