A man is a sword

Sun Laodao's protest was resolved simply and rudely, and the water returned to the small room in ancient times, and the tea was still warm.

Xiao Li and Xiao Xing treated him with respect: "Senior..."

"Brother Shi." Gu Shishui lazily stretched his hands and feet on the sofa, complaining half-truthfully, "You guys are so well-informed, so many people come here at once, and you bring so many weapons privately, I can hardly hold back."

"I want to pay my respects to Brother Shi." Xiao Xing couldn't help admiring, "It's rare for juniors like us to see the real face of seniors once, and it's worth the effort to suffer some coercion. Besides, the world is peaceful now, except in court. Where can we go to admire the majesty?"

"It's just a projection. The real body is too evil. I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it and disturb the underworld." In ancient times, Shui always obeyed the law and showed his body in court as evidence. He had done this once or twice. , which is the "naked | running" teased by Gong Jin.

"I heard that Brother Shi often had to testify in court?"

"Yeah, some days are gone."

"Brother Shi, can we learn how to sword?" Xiao Li interjected.

"Of course, you are very welcome..."

Chatting casually, after a while, the door was knocked for the second time, and then a person came in - a white-clothed crane cloak.

After the smiling Gong Jin changed out of her crimson robe, she looked a little more refined.

"My lord." Xing and Li quickly stood up and gave up their seats.

Gong Jin casually sat across from the ancient water, waved his hand, saw the two of them stepping back, and poured himself a cup of tea with the pot: "Take a break from your busy schedule——Did Bai Gu come with you?"

"He's still a man." Gu Shishui showed a slightly depressed look, "Yesterday he was seriously injured, and he was almost able to return. I was cured after a fever."

"A peerless man." Gong Jin smiled and praised, then sighed, "It seems that I don't have time to say goodbye to him."

"Are you going?"

"The 500-year rotation, the term of office is up." Gong Jin took a sip of tea, "The new city god will arrive next week, and I have been sorting out the files recently. I wanted to have another round of discussions with Bai Gu before I left, so as to loosen my muscles and bones. In the future... ...see you again by fate."

"A transfer at the same level is still going to the top?" A transfer at the same level means going to other places to be the city god, or the god of water and mountains, and "going to the top" is a real promotion.

"What do you think?" Gong Jin smiled subtly.

In ancient times, the water was clear, and he cupped his hands: "Congratulations to the right move." No matter how effective the city god is, no matter how powerful his mana is, he is at most just a ghost; if he can ascend to prove the Tao and become a god, his nature is completely different.

"Congratulations?" Gong Jin stretched out his hand naturally.

"Shouldn't you treat us to a banquet?" Gu Shi Shui also spread his hands calmly in front of Gong Jin, "Your Majesty City God can't owe karma, be careful, I will forcefully break into the South Heaven Gate to ask you for it."

"I'm really afraid of you." Gong Jin sighed, "You are here to cheat, what about your imperial spirit? I'd better catch up with Brother Bai Gu." It wasn't difficult for him to find out where Bai Gu had gone.

Gu Shi Shui stood up unsteadily: "As a farewell gift, I'd like to give you a match."

Gong Jin pretended to be sorry, and reluctantly nodded: "Talk is better than nothing. I still have a good time with Brother Bai Gu."

"Don't even think about it until he learns how to handle the sword."

"Why, he's still not interested in swordsmanship?" Gong Jin smiled wryly, "You also have times when you can't figure it out."

In ancient times, Shui really couldn't handle it. Gong Jin poked his sore foot, and his face was a little dark: "You are also a sword user. There are so many sword users. It is a person who cultivates truth, and he can use a wooden sword without a real sword. Copper coins become swords, but he doesn't like it."

Gong Jin squeezed her eyes: "Actually, you are jealous. How old are you, and you still compete with Bai Gu's weapon, what about the gentleman's demeanor of Sword Spirit?"

"That's for outsiders to see." Gu Shishui admitted frankly.

The two chatted and walked towards the martial arts field, as for the result...

Bai Gu had a good night's sleep, and when he woke up again, he felt much more comfortable on his body.

Look at the time, this time it is 06:30 in the morning, yes.

He has the habit of preparing breakfast, and goes to the kitchen first - the microwave oven is turning, Wu Xiaohu will get up earlier than him?Or God?Or ancient water?

Bai Gu was thinking, when he heard a ding sound, the door of the microwave oven popped open automatically!

Inside was a plate of steaming steamed buns.

Immediately afterwards, two small bulges suddenly appeared on both sides of the microwave oven. The bulges grow when the wind blows, and they are actually two white and tender arms like lotus root joints!

The arm is still growing, and the end becomes wider and flatter, and at the same time it splits, and the five fingers are alive in a blink of an eye.

With yesterday's foreshadowing, Bai Gu didn't react at all, he just watched the arms on both sides of the microwave oven formed, reaching into the inner cavity, took out the plate, and placed it tremblingly on the table.

Then, the rice cooker on the other side also had an autonomous action: the lid popped open automatically, and the fragrance overflowed.Bai Gu took a step forward and took a closer look. It turned out to be a steaming pot of porridge with preserved egg and lean meat.

——By the way, when he probed, he could clearly hear the electric rice cooker vibrating slightly, and the sound of the pot hitting the cavity wall.

Bai Gu couldn't help feeling cold behind him, turning around... no wonder it was cold, the refrigerator door was open.

In the most conspicuous place of the refrigerator, there are two side dishes: cold tomato and hot and sour crispy cucumber.

Bai Gu put his arms around his chest, narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked, "Is this my share?"

"Yes, yes." The voice that answered him came from the microwave oven, and the two fat white arms made a "please" gesture at the same time.

Bai Gu raised his eyebrows, reached out to take out two dishes of side dishes from the refrigerator, found another bowl of porridge, and asked casually, "Where's Brother Shi and Xiaohu's?"

"This, this, this... also."

"where is it?"

"I haven't made it yet..." Microwave said weakly, stretching its arms strangely, and pulled out a package of... Braised Beef Noodles from behind the storage cabinet.

Bai Gu couldn't help laughing: "You can change people, don't you?"

"No, no, dare not make a mistake in front of adults..."

"It's okay, then I'll turn around." Bai Gu walked towards the dining table with the side dishes.

"... I would like to obey Taiwan's orders."

Bai Gu only heard a slight landing sound behind him, then turned around, and it was indeed the little chubby guy he saw last night, dressed in greasy white clothes all his life, barefoot, holding a small steamed bun in one hand and serving porridge in the other, carefully bringing it over. , turned around and swayed to get the spoon and chopsticks.

"You don't want to eat?" Bai Gushun asked.

"The little one eats electricity." Fat Dun'er turned over the skirt of his clothes, pulled out the black power cord wrapped three times around his stomach, and showed it to Bai Gu.

"Do you usually change people?"

"The little one will change yesterday, and if the grown-ups don't like it, the young one will stay the same." Fat Duner bowed and replied.

"You can do whatever you want." Bai Gu took a bite of the small steamed bun, it was soft and sweet, "It's steamed well."

"Thank you for your compliment." Fat Duner bowed again, looking relieved.

Bai Gu swallowed the food, and asked the second question: "Why did you prepare instant noodles for Xiaohu, so rich for me?" And the attitude was too doggy.

"Because I'm an adult." Fat Duner replied as a matter of course, "Adults are my parents, so I should serve them well."

"Then, I didn't do anything to you, why are you afraid of me?"

"My lord's aura is enough to make us little monsters awed." Fat Duner was very honest.

breath?Bai Gu sniffed, and he didn't smell much. Probably monsters' sense of smell is different from that of humans, just like a dog's nose is much better than a human's.

"Click".

The sound of keys turning in the lock.

Gu Shishui's pale face, strands of black hair stuck to his neck with sweat, appeared in Bai Gu's field of vision with limping and rubbing.

The author has something to say: I also want a microwave oven that can cook by myself