A man is a sword

"Huh...huh? Why is it gone?" Wu Xiaohu screamed, rushed into the room, and couldn't help shouting again, "Everyone, everyone!"

As soon as he called out, the gun "swiped" directly at the tip of his nose, Wu Xiaohu was so frightened that he stumbled and fell, and he backed up automatically, and the gun pointed at him.

"Dizziness? Magic?" The resident next door was also surprised by the sudden disappearance of the fire and smoke, puzzled, and closed the door in bewilderment.

"Although I don't know the reason, it's obvious that what Xiaohu saw was different from what I saw." Bai Gu didn't move, looked past the general and the gun, and asked Maodou, "What's wrong with us here? Need you to point a gun?"

"Uh... this..." Seeing that these two people were still calm, Maodou felt that something was wrong.

"Clap."

After eating the watermelon from the ancient water again, he seemingly casually threw the watermelon rind, directly onto the general's combat boots.

Wu Xiaohu was very nervous, and he didn't notice that the gun on the tip of his nose was a little weak.

Bai Gu found that the general began to fade away from his combat boots, gradually disappearing.

Maodou's nervous gaze was firmly fixed on a certain place on the ground, and his youthful face turned pale in an instant.

Breaking his general talisman with a piece of juicy watermelon rind—this man is so strong!

A man can bend and stretch, and besides, there is Man Jia who is out of shape. Maodou scratched the back of his head, suddenly got up, and knelt down facing Bai Gu and Gu Shishui: "I'm sorry to disturb everyone! Jiajia didn't know it at all, he was not in good health, it was getting dark, and the family was in a hurry to find him, and asked a few adults to let him go." Then he kowtowed.

Bai Gu looked at Wu Xiaohu, who was forced to stay still, and then at Maodou, who was lying motionless on the ground: "What does this mean?"

"Nothing interesting! Absolutely, absolutely nothing interesting!"

Seeing him looking as if he was facing a formidable enemy, as if he was facing a scourge, Bai Gule was happy, but what he had to say was: "Man Jia, is your friend mentally troubled? Do you want to call home?" No matter how you look at it, it looks like persecution delusion.

"It's okay, Maodou usually talks about it." Man Jia obviously took it for granted, "Modou, don't believe in feudal superstitions, I will definitely find a scientific basis..."

"Okay, okay, okay, everything is up to you when you go back." Maodou gritted his teeth, as long as Manjia left, he still had the strength to fight.

Thinking about it, he took advantage of this posture and quietly stuffed his left middle finger into his mouth. He bit it hard and felt the smell of salt and rust in his mouth. Knowing that it was bleeding, he quietly withdrew his hand and put it in his trouser pocket. Holding a copper coin and smearing blood on it—this is his last move. His master said that this move kills one thousand enemies and hurts eight hundred. It is a purely lose-lose move.

"Apologize."

Just when Maodou had filled up more than 100 K TXT documents of bloody battles, friendship, and sacrifices, and was ready to desperately prepare, he suddenly heard Gu Shishui say two words.

——Is this because the other party doesn't plan to pursue it?Or is there some conspiracy?

Maodou was very bachelor, and immediately kowtowed to Bai Gu again: "I'm sorry to bother you, sir." The whole room was full of death, of course it was the point.

"Wrong." Ancient Water reminded.

Maodou immediately turned around, with his skill and ability, of course an ordinary piece of watermelon rind couldn't beat him, but the other party made him wrestle and broke his general talisman so casually, once it was a coincidence, but twice it was a certainty He did it on purpose, and after suffering such a calculation, he was convinced even after admitting defeat.

"Wrong." Gu Shishui reminded again.

Maodou looked suspiciously, and wandered around for a while, only Wu Xiaohu, an ordinary person, was left in the room, and no other experts were found.

After he hesitated, Gu Shi Shui Dandan said: "Break into private houses indiscriminately, use deceptive tricks to disturb people's hearts, scare others, who taught you to abuse Taoism and supernatural powers?"

He slowly stood up from the chair, condescendingly pointed at Wu Xiaohu who was frightened and nervous and said, "Apologize."

Wu Xiaohu also called him Brother Shi anyway, he was simple and timid, but when he saw the house was on fire, he didn't run downstairs first, and he knew how to come back and tell people to run for their lives - just based on this, the ancient water's perception of him not bad.As the instigator, Maodou should apologize to the frightened Wu Xiaohu.

After Gu Shishui finished speaking, Shi Shiran bypassed the edamame and walked into the bathroom, regardless of the scene. He didn't wear disposable gloves when he ate the watermelon just now, and his fingers were sticky and needed to be washed.

Maodou turned to Wu Xiaohu.

Today, Wu Xiaohu's spirit was being tested one after another, and he was so frightened that he didn't listen to what Gu Shishui said. When he saw Maodou turning around, he shouted in fright, "Don't come here! What do you want!"

Maodou kowtowed to Wu Xiaohu: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have barged in and caused you trouble."

Kowtow is an ancient ceremony, put it on the body of modern people, looking nondescript, Wu Xiaohu has never experienced this before, he was horrified, and waved his hands again and again: "No, it doesn't matter."

Finding that the 3D general disappeared and he didn't see the projector, Man Jia suddenly lost interest. At this time, he took a step forward, intending to help Maodou up: "Huh? What are you planning to do?"

Wu Xiaohu was trembling, and also helped him: "Yeah, get up."

Maodou didn't dare to move, and looked directly at Bai Gu.

What are you looking at me for?Bai Gu felt strange, and he also had the sticky watermelon juice in his hand. Seeing that the situation had stabilized, he stood up and planned to go back to the house to wash.

When he moved, Maodou couldn't help shivering.

"Manjia," Bai Gu asked directly, "You friend, why on earth are you so troublesome when you first come up?"

"It's okay, just get used to it." Man Jia explained, "I have established more than [-] subjects about him, and when they are all researched, I can persuade him to stop engaging in feudal superstition activities like this."

"I'm not superstitious, it's Taoism!" Maodou and Man Jia were used to bickering, and couldn't help protesting.

"I'm not arguing with you. I will always use scientific theories to prove it in the future." Man Jiaquan didn't care, "Just like the 3D portrait you made today, I will find out the mystery."

Bai Gu watched the two talking like a duck, and couldn't help laughing: "Ambition."

"So you will definitely help me introduce a mentor, right?" Man Jia asked quickly.

Bai Gu looked at the mess, then looked at the wall clock: "Why don't you leave your contact information, we communicate with Wang Shen, and usually stick a note on his door."

This is his tactic to delay the attack. Now that he doesn't understand the ability of ancient water, he should question his IQ.Strange to say, since this new roommate moved in last night, why has he encountered these supernatural phenomena one after another?

However, Gu Shi Shui didn't show any intention of admitting half of it, and Bai Gu said those words subconsciously.

Maodou finally came to his senses and woke up: "You...are not going to kill Jiajia?"

"Why did you kill him? Murder is against the law." Wu Xiaohu was puzzled.

"But, but you...don't want to kill him?"

"Huh? Jae?"

Bai Gu was overjoyed, and pointed to the last tooth left on the table: "It's over, I just plan to butcher another watermelon." He also walked around Maodou and walked into his room.

Maodou couldn't help shivering. He didn't feel anything when the water passed by him in ancient times, but when Bai Gu passed by, the lifeless energy came out, he really couldn't stand it.

But Bai Gu stood beside him: "Are you injured?" He saw the blood on the other's lips.

"No!" Maodou waved his hand immediately and shouted nervously.

Bai Gu didn't pay much attention to his startled reaction, his eyes fell on his fingers: "Sure enough, there is a wound, I'll go get the medicine box."

After alcohol disinfection, anti-inflammatory powder was applied, and a band-aid was wrapped, the left middle finger had to be made into an indecent shape, and Maodou was in a daze.

"Is there a problem?" Seeing him staring at himself, Bai Gu said, "I really don't need two sedatives? Is there any Deanxit at home? Prescribe some for you?"

——No back tricks, just pure bandaging?

——This dead guy turned out to be a doctor!A doctor who saves lives and heals the wounded!

—— Nima, can this world be better!

Maodou couldn't stop flashing bullets in his mind, and when he heard Bai Gu's question, he quickly shook his head: "No, I'm fine, I'm fine, thank you for your concern! It's getting late, we really have to go!"

"Go?" A word floated behind him.

Maodou was excited again, and turned his head: "Sir, master, expert, what are your orders?"

In ancient times, Shui leaned against the door frame: "Just go like this?"

"This……"

"It's such a mess, clean it up before leaving." Gu Shishui pointed to the watermelon rind and paper ashes on the ground, "You can't get wet if your hands are torn? There are gloves in the kitchen."

The author has something to say: In fact, this is a tragedy caused by a piece of watermelon ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The story about science and unscience comes to an end.Tomorrow night [real time] Brother Shi was taken away by Jingcha! 【make a fist