A man is a sword

Although today is Sunday, Wu Xiaohu worked an overtime day, but fortunately the boss left in the end, so he was able to sneak out earlier and return to the apartment.

I talked with Huang Bo yesterday, and I know that supernatural events are not scary. Today, he also kept his cell phone safe for a day. Wu Xiaohu never remembers to eat but not to play. With Huang Bo's courage, he can use it with confidence.

But who will tell him that he just wants to warm up instant noodles, why did he hear a strange conversation when he approached the kitchen?

A burglar broke into the house?

Holding the instant noodles, he leaned quietly behind the sliding door of the kitchen and looked inside—there was no one there.

Yet the sound was coming from the kitchen appliances - microwaves and rice cookers and refrigerators!

"Emma, ​​the moment my lord's hammer hit me, my magnetron went cold." This is the microwave oven of "Near Death".

"I've always felt that Bai Dayin is very murderous, but this new Dayin is even more powerful!" Refrigerator still mumbled back.

"But this lord is unexpectedly easy to talk!" The microwave oven seemed very excited, "The energy he gave me with a hammer is hundreds of times thicker and purer than the energy received through the circuit."

"So, you can change shape?" The voice came from the direction of the rice cooker, and it was obviously a female voice.

"Yeah, I didn't think of it, I'll try!"

There was also no scene of a thousand rays of sunshine, or the effect of wind and thunder, flying sand and rocks. The microwave oven placed at one end of the cooking table suddenly disappeared, replaced by a chubby man in white clothes.He sat there, shaking his calf, looking at his hands and feet curiously.

— Monsters!

——How can the microwave oven in the rental house be broken?Wait online!

This was the source of Wu Xiaohu's panic.

The little chubby dun'er scolded him, he was still in a state of shock, and the other party looked at Bai Gu and called "Master", which was completely beyond his imagination.The title of the post in Wu Xiaohu's mind has been upgraded to "Human?monster?Silly and silly, I can't tell the difference", "What if the roommate is a big monster", and "Why does the monster leader spend so many days with me", and so on, his reaction to this is only - can't afford to be provoked, but can't afford to hide!

At the same time that he didn't care about anything and hurried out to press the elevator, someone was going out with his head down, and he ran into a ball with the other party as a result of his panic, treating the other party as a human cushion.

The elevator door was opened and closed because of two big living people stuck, Wu Xiaohu got up in a hurry, but the other person remained motionless—not as lucky as Wu Xiaohu, this person had a khaki mountaineering bag under his body, He was crushed hard, his helmeted head tilted to one side, his hands and feet fluttered, and he couldn't sit up for a long time.

Wu Xiaohu bumped into someone, apologized, and rushed to help.The other party was half in the door and half outside the door. He bent down to help the man sit up, and planned to push it out. Unexpectedly, the other party's mountaineering bag was huge and heavy. .Wu Xiaohu hurriedly raised his hand to press the button to open the door. As soon as the door opened, the opponent lost his balance and fell backwards.He had no choice but to change his strategy and pull the person in. Before the legs could be pulled back, the elevator closed again. He hurriedly pressed the door open button to prevent the person from getting stuck. Unexpectedly, the person was carrying a heavy mountaineering bag. When he moved, The man lost his center of gravity and fell down again. Wu Xiaohu hurriedly continued to bend down to help him, and at the same time stretched out his legs to reach the door. He accidentally caught himself, and when he pressed the door button again, the other person was about to fall again...

When Bai Gu arrived, he saw that the two people were in a state of chaos like Guoan TEDA fans meeting, so he hurriedly reached out and pressed the elevator: "Little Tiger."

"Bai Gu!" Wu Xiaohu finally supported the other party, raised his head, "You...don't come over!"

Bai Gu Fu forehead: "I don't know what's going on." This is the truth.He thought for a while: "I had a very strange dream, maybe we are all hallucinating. Relax, let's study and study what to do."

Wu Xiaohu's eyes were still full of defense.

Bai Gu sighed: "If I'm really a monster—" He saw Wu Xiaohu trembling, "What do you really want to do? Do you think it's so easy to leave?"

"...Hiss, there are no monsters in this world..." An unfamiliar young voice sounded muffled.

Wu Xiaohu bowed his head, it was a man with a human flesh mat.

Bai Gu knew this mountaineering bag: "My friend, you were here yesterday?" It was still the T-shirt with the S logo. Although I couldn't see my face with the helmet on, I guess it was probably the same person.

"Yes." The human flesh cushion man rubbed his waist, stood up with the help of the elevator door - was pushed down by Wu Xiaohu again: "There are no monsters? What's in that room?" Wu Xiaohu's voice changed.

"It hurts..." the man bared his teeth.

"Let's take a look together?" Seeing that someone was not afraid, Bai Gu sent out an invitation. Maybe this person could help him explain to Wu Xiaohu, at least prove that he is a human being.

"No, no, I want to check here first. There are abnormal energy fluctuations here... where is the phone?" The man looked around, and just as he took a step, he took another breath from the pain, "I sprained my ankle."

"Let's get out of the elevator first." Enduring the pain in his chest, Bai Gu stretched out his hand to help him, "I'll get your phone for you later."

"Ah, okay, thank you." The man with a human flesh mat jumped and moved to the corridor.

Wu Xiaohu also hesitantly got out of the elevator, and took the initiative to pick up the phone that fell to the side: "Here, I'm sorry."

"It's okay, it's okay." The other party was very polite, took the phone and pressed it randomly, looked at the screen, and then pointed to a household and asked excitedly, "Did you find that this one is not normal?"

Wu Xiaohu visibly shivered again, and said weakly, "This is our house..." Bai Gu came out in a hurry, the anti-theft door was still open.

"Then let's go and have a look—ouch!" The human flesh mat man was about to walk inside, forgetting the tragic fact that he sprained his ankle.

"There are monsters inside." Wu Xiaohu reminded.

"Impossible. According to research, the general image of monsters is an illusion of human beings. Due to changes in light and angles, a rather strange shape is produced. After the human retina captures the image, the brain completes the setting, which is commonly known as the 'brain'. Bu', to produce the feeling of a monster, in fact, as long as you look carefully, there will be no problem. Regarding the illusion of monsters killing people, the most famous incident in ancient China is the shadow of a snake with a cup bow..." When talking about this, the man with a human flesh mat suddenly opened up the conversation box, without any doubt. While talking nonchalantly, he pushed open the door and greeted casually, "Is anyone home? Hello? Is anyone home-look, there is nothing."

Wu Xiaohu was dubious, poked half of his head out from behind the opponent to look into the room.

There is no one in the living room.

"He's in the kitchen." Wu Xiaohu grabbed his arm and whispered, "He was transformed by a microwave oven."

"Then I'll go over there." The human flesh mat man took off the hiking bag, put it on the ground casually, hopped on one leg, and jumped to the kitchen.

Wu Xiaohu didn't dare to go over, and grabbed again casually: "Bai Gu Bai..." After he caught it in his hand, he realized that Bai Gu was suspected to be the leader of a monster.

Bai Gu didn't care, and followed him into the door.

The human mat guy was still saying hello: "Microwave monster, hello?" He jumped all the way into the kitchen, turned around, "It's clear at a glance, nothing, [-]% illusion."

"Ke Ke Ke..." Wu Xiaohu stammered, and walked carefully to the kitchen door.

The microwave oven was still in place, and there was no trace of the little fat man.

Bai Gu blinked, but before he could speak, he suddenly heard footsteps behind him.

The author has something to say: This is a guy who doesn't believe in the paranormal XDDD

Jiyou Mukengwen, I have no pitfalls, we are all guys who say nothing QAQ

The girl from FTHJIL received the mine heart, and found that the name is a smile on the keyboard^^ I feel very happy~~~~~