cat blues

"Help, I'm going to be drowned——" Osamu Dazai lay on the bar counter, pretending to shout, and then was gently pushed by the people around him, and Oda Sakunosuke said helplessly: "Stop playing, It will cause trouble for the boss."

The bar owner behind the bar who was slowly chiseling ice cubes didn't pay attention to what they said. He put the ice ball into the glass in front of him, poured half a glass of whiskey, and then pushed the glass to the man at the bar, " Please use……"

Ango Sakaguchi took the glass and took a sip, "Dazai-kun, it's not too early for you guys to come, right? Are you drunk so soon?"

"No..." Osamu Dazai sat up straight quickly, as if the person who made the funny look just now was not him at all.

"Sorry, Dazai has been restricted from eating crab meat by Mr. Yukichi recently, so he is in a bad mood." Oda Sakunosuke explained.

"Mr. Yukichi? President Fukuzawa still cares about these things?" Ango Sakaguchi put down the wine glass in surprise, not knowing why.

"No, not the president, Yukichi-san is..." Oda Sakunosuke hesitated for a moment, unable to figure out how to introduce his incredible family member to this new friend.

"Mr. Yukichi is our family, he is like an old lady at home?" Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "It is the same name as the president, so for the sake of easy distinction, we just call the president the president and Mr. Yukichi For Mr. Yukichi."

"Huh..." Ango Sakaguchi breathed a sigh of relief. Although it wouldn't be too strange if President Fukuzawa Yukichi really cared about their diet, it would still make people feel a strong sense of disillusionment, right?

"But it's incredible that President Fukuzawa would be willing to hire someone with the same name as himself." Said Ango Sakaguchi, taking another sip of wine.

"That's right, it's hard to say—" Osamu Dazai said with a smile, and then fell down as if he had no bones, "But why did Mr. Yukichi restrict me from eating crab meat? It's too much, really Too much."

As he spoke, he wanted to touch the wine glass again, but was stopped by Oda Sakunosuke.

"Dazai, have you forgotten that you just vomited for some reason not long ago?" Oda Sakunosuke said, raising his hand to ask the boss for a cup of hot milk, "I told Miss Yosano earlier, You have a stomach ulcer recently, so you can't eat cold food, and you can't drink alcohol."

Osamu Dazai reached out his hands decisively to cover his ears, pretending that I don't listen and I don't listen.

"Dazai-kun, are you a child?" Hearing that Dazai-kun can't drink, and with such an appearance, Sakaguchi Yasugo is also helpless, "Mr. Odasaku, since Dazai-kun can't drink, let's stop here today Well, if you always go back very late, the family members will also be worried, right?"

"Ah, that's true. After all, we all sneaked out." Oda Sakunosuke nodded. Although he can still drink, Dazai can't.

"Really..." Ango Sakaguchi stretched out his fingers to touch the corner of his forehead, "Dazai-kun, you also work in such a place anyway, how about doing a little superficial work to at least make people think you are upright and trustworthy?"

"Oh? Am I still not worthy of the client's trust?" Osamu Dazai grinned, took the hot milk handed by the store manager, and drank it in one gulp, forming a circle of white milk beard around his mouth, which looked even A little bit cute, "I'm one of the few men in the company who can be trusted by everyone!"

"Isn't it a bandage waste device?" Ango Sakaguchi on the side complained extremely sharply.

"Wow, Ango-kun, how can you say so much." Dazai Osamu put on a hurt expression, the two men beside him ignored him, but clinked glasses with each other and settled their bills. Take him out of the Lup bar.

After walking along the coastline for a while, Osamu Dazai said slowly, "Ango-kun, are you a spy sent by the Supernatural Secret Service to PortMafia?"

"Yeah..." Ango Sakaguchi was stripped of his vest when he met the other party for the first time, just because the other party might have seen him in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.Whenever this happens, he is very grateful that someone like Osamu Dazai who has only met once can remember clearly that the evildoer works in the Armed Detective Agency instead of PortMafia. It is really great.

"What kind of job is a spy?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help asking.

"Although I am a spy, the work I am in charge of is not a big deal. Didn't I say it before? I am just a small person who works as a recorder in an accounting firm." Ango Sakaguchi looked at the empty sea, Couldn't help but shook his head.

"Huh? I thought a spy would be someone like...e...007?" Osamu Dazai said in an exaggerated tone, but his voice was quite cold.

"How could there be such a thing." Ango Sakaguchi complained helplessly, and finally sighed slightly, "If there were such and such problems before. But now, Your Excellency BOSS will soon get a job offer. I can open the business license. After he officially gets that, my position will completely become a monitoring and supervision type of support staff. As long as PortMafia does not do anything particularly harmful to society, the government will not do anything to PortMafia .”

"And correspondingly, the Supernatural Secret Service Division will also release the news of my lurking to PortMafia, turning my existence from darkness to light, so that I can withdraw from PortMafia after staying for about a year or two." Ango Sakaguchi Shrugged, "Everyone can rest assured that such an operation."

"But Ango, you must have spent a lot of effort to sneak in, right?" Osamu Dazai looked at the sea level and asked in a tone that could not hear the ups and downs of his voice.

"Yeah, it's been almost half a year since I was hunted down?" Speaking of this, Ango Sakaguchi didn't feel dissatisfied, "After all, it's something that was agreed from the beginning, and it can also become my political capital in the future. So it's no big deal of."

"Ango-kun is really amazing." Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help but praised.

"Let me just say—" Osamu Dazai said with a smile, and then asked Ango Sakaguchi curiously, "Ango-kun, what kind of organization is PortMafia?"

"Dazai-kun, why are you asking this?" Ango Sakaguchi gave him a curious look.

"Well, it can be regarded as satisfying my curiosity. After all, in the past, I also thought about whether I should join the mafia." When Osamu Dazai said this, he suddenly found himself feeling unprecedentedly free and easy. Looking at Sakunosuke Oda, he couldn't help laughing, "Anxin, Anxin, I don't have that kind of thought at all now, but I'm still very curious about the largest organization in Yokohama's dark night."

Oda Sakunosuke knew what he meant, he reached out and touched the boy's head, and praised, "Well done, Dazai."

"So what is there to praise, Dazai-kun has thought about joining the Mafia before!" Sakaguchi Ango couldn't help complaining.

"Oh, you don't need to praise me for such a small thing. After all, he is a boy. Isn't it super normal to be in the rebellious period and yearn for the dark world?" Osamu Dazai said shyly, stroking his face.

"This is not normal for you, Dazai-kun!" Ango Sakaguchi, who took the opportunity to go back to review the great achievements of Dazai Osamu these two days, complained again subconsciously. By the way, the great achievements here are truly commendable. After all Osamu Dazai has been in the Armed Detective Agency for many years, and he has solved countless difficult and unsolved cases.

The few of them fought along the coast for a while like ordinary office workers who had drunk, and then walked side by side again.

"Speaking of which, Ango-kun, you are a person with supernatural powers, right? Moreover, you can be so carefully arranged by the Supernatural Secret Service Division, and you have to give PortMafia the bottom. Your ability should be a very precious and rare intelligence department, right?" Osamu Dazai suddenly He opened his mouth and said, "In this case, you still don't know the situation of Mr. Yuji?"

"Who would do such a thing to a friend!" Sakaguchi Ango stretched out his hand and pressed his forehead and sighed.

"Friend!" Osamu Dazai looked at Ango Sakaguchi, his eyes shone brightly enough, he grasped the other's hand with both hands and shook it vigorously, "What a wonderful vocabulary!"

"Too, Dazai-kun, are you really not drinking?" Sakaguchi Ango turned his head to look at Oda Sakunosuke next to him in panic, only to get a puzzled expression from the other side.

Probably because I spent most of the night with Ango Sakaguchi, when Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke came back, they still smelled of the sea breeze.

However, just as they stepped up the stairs, the two of them saw the black figure standing at the top of the stairs at the same time, and the two of them shuddered, feeling a bad premonition hit their hearts.

Yuji Maomao thought that Dazai had a bad stomach recently and didn't eat anything at night. It was worried, so it went home and cooked a pot of yam and lotus seed porridge to nourish the stomach, and planned to give it to Dazai.As a result, when it arrived at the dormitory with the hot porridge it had worked so hard to find, it saw Osamu Dazai's dormitory was empty, without even a single person. at home.

Yukichi Maomao asked around, but he didn't even know where Osamu Dazai had gone.

The big cat was really worried, so he waited for them to come back at the door of the dormitory.Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't stand it anymore and pulled the big cat into his room, and waited with the cat while writing songs.

As a result, they waited until after twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, before Nakahara Chuya and Yukichi Maomao waited for the two of them to return.

When Nakahara Chuya came out from behind the cat, he looked at Oda Sakunosuke with a bit of hatred in his eyes.

And Yuji Maomao had a keen sense of smell and smelled the smell of alcohol from the fishy smell of the sea breeze on the two of them.

So this night, both of them were severely reprimanded by Yuji Maomao, and then one of them was stuffed with a bowl of porridge, and then they took a shower and went to bed obediently in the custody area.

When they went to work the next day, the others only saw a large piece of corrugated paper hanging around the necks of Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke. "Reflecting".