cat blues

Seeing Ryunosuke Akutagawa biting the eggbeater with the black beast transformed by Rashomon at full firepower, he whipped egg whites, sugar, and flour together in one bowl, and whipped egg whites, sugar, and flour in the other bowl as well. Beat cream and sugar together.

"Oh, it's amazing, it's amazing." Ranpo Edogawa applauded with dignity.

After a while, everything in the two big bowls was finished.

Yuji Maomao looked at the finished product, but looked a little dissatisfied. He took another bowl and started kneading noodles, and showed each step to the Akutagawa brothers and sisters beside him.

The two brothers and sisters Akutagawa watched very seriously, especially Yin Akutagawa, who also held a small notebook and recorded the key points of the big cat's movements in childish writing.

"I think their way of teaching is a bit confusing..." Osamu Dazai, who was watching from the sidelines, couldn't help but said, he knew that when Yukichi Maomao cooks, the seasonings that are put in are basically based on feeling Here, it can be said that he is a completely talented player, after all, it is outrageous if you ask a cat to weigh the seasoning, right?

But it is precisely because the big cat relies entirely on talent when cooking, and the cat can't speak at all, so Osamu Dazai maintains a not-so-optimistic view on whether the big cat can teach the Akutagawa brothers and sisters well.

But maybe a miracle can happen?After all, even cats can grow so big and be so capable...

Osamu Dazai chose not to look at the scene of the magical cat teaching people over there, but instead looked at Edogawa Ranpo, "Mr. Ranpo, let me tell you something very interesting. I can see Yukichi-san's real body."

"Of course, right?" Edogawa Ranpo said with the pokey in his mouth, "Didn't Ms. Yosano say that he was about to die when he was sent? People can see the difference between life and death." Seeing things that you don't usually see."

Edogawa Ranpo and Fukuzawa Yukichi could be considered to have heard clearly before and after the two children were picked up by the big cat Yukichi, and they also understood these things.The famous detective said to the Akutagawa brothers and sisters who were looking at them while eating, "As for the little girl who can see it later, the reason is even simpler. You two are brothers and sisters."

The two siblings looked at each other, Akutagawa Gin lowered his head in embarrassment, then raised his head again, looking at his brother seriously.

Yujimaomao, who was still trying to teach the two siblings how to make faces, noticed their distraction, and looked at them with a strange "meow".

"I'm really sorry, I'm so distracted at such a time!" Akutagawa Ryunosuke hurriedly apologized, and once again focused on the big cat's paws.

Yuji Maomao didn't care, just handed over the batter that was mixed together, and let the Akutagawa brothers and sisters compare the difference between what they whipped and what they whipped themselves.

Edogawa Ranpo nodded in satisfaction, thinking that both brothers and sisters could be made.

Only Fukuzawa Yukichi was very helpless. Does anyone remember that this is his cat?

President Fukuzawa's boredom didn't last long, and Sakunosuke Oda, who had already prepared for the Edogawa Ranpo Society to attack them, was the first to ask: "President, is the trip to Fukuoka going well?"

"It's not bad, it refreshes my impression of Fukuoka." The interface was actually Edogawa Ranpo.

He swallowed his last bite of pokey, and still couldn't help complaining: "Except that you insist on the famous detective to bring you so many things! Your behavior is too much! You actually treat the famous detective as your errands!"

"But Mr. Ranpo, the person who bought the goods is actually the president, right?" Yosano Akiko pointed out the truth.

"But the famous detective also went to many places!" Edogawa Ranpo said angrily.

"I must have gone to buy some dim sum."

"I must have gone to buy rough snacks."

"It must be to buy snacks!"

Similar thoughts flashed through several people's minds, but no one said it out, and everyone knew how to read the air and skipped this topic.

"Ranpo..." Fukuzawa Yukichi on the side interrupted him before Ranpo opened his mouth to complain formally.

"Since the president has already opened his mouth, then I won't say anything." Edogawa Ranpo crossed his legs on the chair, "The case this time is really too simple, so simple that it won't take even a second for a detective to complete the case." It can be solved, but just as the detective predicted, even if the criminal is found, it is impossible to arrest him."

"But Mr. Ranpo will say this, which means that things must have turned around, right?" Osamu Dazai asked with a smile on his chin.

"Well, because the prisoner was later killed by a guy who claimed to be a samurai Jinwaka." Ranpo Edogawa took out another cheese stick and started to chew, "That guy is quite interesting, although he is still a fledgling kid Just be young, I remember his name like Ma or something?"

"Good governance at the racecourse." Fukuzawa Yukichi said.

"Yes, that's the name." Edogawa Ranpo seemed to want to snap his fingers, but failed, and immediately continued to nibble on his cheese stick a little depressed, but then raised his head proudly, "I see that kid When I looked at my real detective, my eyes were shining, and I came to ask my lord for an autograph afterwards, I must have admired my lord very much!"

"President, is what Mr. Ranpo said true?" Yosano Akiko asked in disbelief.

"Hmm..." Fukuzawa Yukichi thought of the young man who asked Ranpo Edogawa for his autograph after solving the incident. There was indeed an unusual light in the eyes of that man, but he did not expect that after this young man He would choose to take the road of using violence to control violence.

Thinking of this, he felt a little embarrassed. The chaos in Fukuoka has even formed its own system. It is absolutely unreasonable for a young man to embark on such a path. Ways to dissuade it?The local police in Fukuoka are still working hard, but the superstructure is already rotting, and the victims' grievances cannot be redressed, so they finally chose this way to end.

Fukuzawa Yukichi sighed inwardly, but saw a tea tray held by a cat's paw and handed to him. Hot green tea and a small dish of yokan with tea were placed on it.

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked up and saw Yukichi Big Cat looking at him with a little worry. He suddenly relaxed. Also, he is neither a politician nor determined to change everything. Now he just needs to be himself The thing is.

He took the tea tray and put it aside, picked up the teacup and took a sip, "The tea stem has stood up."

Looks like something good is going to happen.

Fukuzawa Yukichi thought to himself, watching Edogawa Ranpo jump onto the big cat's back with one jump.

Yuji Maomao staggered and almost lost his footing. Immediately, Maomao turned his head with an expression of disbelief, staring at the unsuspecting detective who was still desperately rubbing against Maomao.

After a while, Yuji Maomao decisively put the detective down, ran to his locker, took out a weighing scale from it, and ran back.

Seeing this, Edogawa Ranpo instantly frowned and wanted to turn around and run away, but was grabbed by the nimble big cat.

Edogawa struggled violently, "Let go of me, the famous detective is not getting fat! The famous detective will not get fat!"

However, Big Cat Yuji ignored him at all, and just hugged the struggling detective horizontally, and then stood on the weighing scale.

Others who watched this magical scene were a little dumbfounded, especially the two Akutagawa brothers and sisters who had just arrived, and couldn't help remembering it in their hearts. It turned out that this was the way to weigh Edogawa Ranpo.

Ignoring Edogawa Luanpo's struggle, Yukichi the cat waited until the number on the scale was displayed, then let go of the restless young man, and stood up by himself.

After subtracting the weight of the big cat from the total weight of one person and one cat, Edogawa Ranpo's weight was obtained.

Yukichi the big cat opened his mouth wide, looking at Edogawa with a shocked expression.

"What are you doing, why do you have such an expression, Yukichi-san! Shouldn't I be the one who should be shocked?" Edogawa Ranpo couldn't help but yelled.

Fukuzawa Yukichi also saw these two values, and after a little calculation, he found that Edogawa Ranpo was indeed heavy.During this period of time, I didn't pay too much attention to Luanbu and let him eat indiscriminately, so did I gain weight?

"Ranpo..." Fukuzawa Yukichi wanted to persuade Edogawa Ranpo to exercise and lose weight, but Edogawa Ranpo said quickly: "Famous detectives don't exercise, famous detectives are mental workers! Absolutely don't exercise!"

At this moment, the big cat came to Edogawa Ranpo's table with a heavy expression, it quickly took out a bag from its apron pocket, and then began to put the things on the Ranpo table Put the snacks in.

"Ahhh, stop!" Edogawa Ranpo screamed and chased after him, trying to stop the big cat, "Let go of Ranpo-sama's rough snacks!"

However, the famous detective was stopped by Fukuzawa Yukichi, and Fukuzawa Yukichi said with a serious face: "Yukichi did the right thing, Chaopo, you really need to lose weight."

Either run, or give up snacks, and there is a greater probability of enjoying a loving weight loss meal from the big cat.

Thinking of this, Edogawa Ranpo's whole body faded, he fell limply on Fukuzawa Yukichi, his whole body seemed to have lost his soul, and after a while, he began to cry silently, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Got it, can't I go to exercise?"

Seeing this, the others curiously stepped forward and weighed themselves. Akiko Yosano was satisfied to find that her weight was in a perfect range. Both Sakunosuke Oda and Osamu Dazai found that they had become heavier. But given their adolescent growth rate, such a weight gain is clearly enough to make people feel happy.

"Damn it, why did Oda and Dazai gain weight but don't need to exercise!" Ranpo Edogawa bit his handkerchief jealously, "I'm obviously still growing up!"