cat blues

"Hey, idiot, didn't you see Maomao and didn't want to go with you?" Edogawa ran over and slapped the table first and said, and the first time he opened his mouth was when he hadn't met Fukuzawa Yukichi before. That tone sounded almost like provocation.

This was the first time in the past two years that Fukuzawa Yukichi didn't feel that Edogawa Ranpo's words were too much, and even wanted to applaud him.

Earl D seemed to have discovered that there were still two humans present. He stood up slowly, patted the hem of his Tang suit, and said in a completely arrogant tone: "Are you still there?"

However, Edogawa Ranbu realized how to communicate with him one step faster, and the boy turned his head to look at the big cat Yukichi who was obviously stunned and didn't understand what happened, "Mr. Yukichi, this The guy is trying to abduct you."

Only then did Yukichi Maomao realize what happened just now, and jumped down from the chair with a meow, and rushed directly behind Fukuzawa Yukichi, and judging by its reaction, if it wasn't for wearing shoes now, it would have Afraid that he would climb directly onto Fukuzawa Yukichi's shoulders on all fours.

"Your Highness!" Seeing Yuji Maomao's reaction, the owner of the beauty shop suddenly showed a sad expression, "Are you really unwilling to stay?" Would you rather stay with a human than stay on this ark? ?

"Meow ow ow." Yuji Maomao shook his head vigorously.

The loss visible to the naked eye immediately pervaded Earl D, he sighed and said: "Since you have made a decision, Your Highness, I have nothing to say, I can only bless you."

As he spoke, he slowly pulled the other two chairs away from the round table for guests, "Please sit down and have some tea."

Earl D didn't care about other people's reactions, but walked to the black cat again, as if he didn't feel the murderous aura from the silver wolf at all, and looked at the big cat sincerely, "Your Highness, you really don't want to stay come down?"

Yuji Maomao shook his head decisively.

Earl D's frustration was almost overflowing, he said dejectedly: "Okay, I get it, I won't say such impolite words again."

As he spoke, he was almost sobbing, but his hand was still tightly grasping Yujimao's paw and refused to let go.

"Your Excellency, please let go!" Fukuzawa Yukichi said almost word by word, the murderous aura on his body couldn't be concealed, and the pet shop, which was still a little noisy, became silent now.

However, Edogawa Ranpo could tell that there were a large number of pets with various categories in the pet shop. At this time, they all looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi over there with the same will. They had indeed calmed down, but this kind of quietness It's like preparing for a hunt.

Edogawa Ranpo was about to speak, but Earl D had let go of Yukichi Maomao's paw, took out a handkerchief and gently wiped the corners of his eyes, "Ah, it's true that I lost my composure this time, please forgive me. Forgive me."

As his voice fell, the pet shop suddenly returned to the wonderful state of singing birds and cats.

After Earl D wiped his face, his expression became more serious, "Please sit down, you two, didn't you bring your Highness down to check your body? Please rest assured, I am afraid that there will be no second person in the world who dares to say My ability to treat pets is superior to mine. Below is the best and best pet doctor."

Fukuzawa Yukichi wanted to say something, but the big cat had already chosen to sit down, and patted the chair beside him to signal them to sit down too.

Edogawa Ranpo didn't have so many worries. He could see that the person in front of him had given up on the idea of ​​asking Mao Mao to go with him. Although he really wanted a cat, this Earl D was more willing to respect Yuji Mao Mao himself In this way, there is no problem, so he not only sat down unceremoniously, but also grabbed a dorayaki made by Yukichi Maomao, and took a bite.

"Ah, damn it, His Highness gave it to me." Earl D hurriedly stepped forward to "snatch the food", but Edogawa Ranpo simply pulled the whole lunch box over.

Luanbu said while eating, "I won't give it, Mr. Yuji obviously made it for us!"

"Your Highness!" Earl D and Ranbu staged a scene of children grabbing snacks, while looking at the big black cat sadly.

Looking at this scene, even Fukuzawa Yukichi knew that the matter of snatching the cat was over, so he sat down with peace of mind.

After the two people who turned into three-year-olds in front of the sweets finished dividing up the small box of snacks, Earl D stood up, coughed pretendingly, and said, "Your Highness, please come with me, and these two guests can also come together." follow."

After he finished speaking, he motioned for two people and one cat to follow him.

Earl D pushed open the door on the inner side. Behind the door was a winding road. Ranpo Edogawa was very sure that there was absolutely no such space in Yokohama's underground. No wonder this wonderful pet shop manager caused a golden rush. The attention of that old man Wang.

The underground passage looked very deep at first glance, but Earl D didn't lead them to go very far inside, but just led them to open a door very close to the shop.

After entering the door, you can see a huge four-poster bed, and there are various bottles and jars on the museum shelf beside it.

"Come on, Your Highness, please take off your clothes and lie down." Earl D said, washing his hands and incense.

Yukichi Maomao looked back at Fukuzawa Yukichi and Edogawa Ranpo in some confusion, and after getting their approval, he obediently took off his coat and boots and climbed onto the bed.

Oh, so soft!

When Maomao stepped on such a bed as soft as clouds, she became energetic instantly, and both cat ears stood up.

"As long as your Highness likes it." Earl D said, he walked over and pressed it from head to tail like massaging a cat, and said to Fukuzawa Yukichi who was beside him while gently massaging: "Your Highness is still in good health. But it is still far from being strong, and it needs to be supplemented with nutrition, and more importantly, His Highness is still in the growth stage, and can grow bigger in the future."

"Oh? Mr. Yukichi can be bigger?" Hearing this, Edogawa Ranpo suddenly thought of the picture that he could almost be surrounded by cats and cats. Go in the cat's fur!

Just thinking about this picture makes me so happy!

"Well, Your Highness may grow to more than two meters in the future. Among cats, it is really a huge size." Earl D's massage skills are very good. He pressed the big cat until it made a comfortable purring sound, " His Highness's right leg was actually injured? It's unforgivable that someone dared to hurt His Highness."

A look of gloom appeared on Earl D's face instantly.

"No, it's because Mr. Yuji grew up too fast before, and the result was an accident caused by calcium deficiency. Afterwards, we carefully prepared various nutrients for Mr. Yuji." Luanbu said interrupted.

"Really?" Earl D frowned. He didn't stand up until the massage was finished and the inspection was almost finished. He walked to the side cabinet and found a ceramic bottle, and poured a black lacquer bottle from it. Then he handed the bottle to the two of them, "This is my special nutritional medicine for cats, take one pill every day. After that, Your Highness can come to my store at any time."

Seeing the big cat get up, he said arrogantly, "Take me to see His Highness's current residence, and then I have a gift to give His Highness."

"Oh, you are such a troublesome person." Edogawa said in a nonchalant manner.

Earl D didn't care if they were willing or not, he just drove them out like a guest, and he took the cat to the end.

Fukuzawa Yukichi was worried about his cat, even if he walked in front, he would not forget to turn his head frequently.

After they walked outside, Earl D led them to the main road. At some point, there was a truck beside the road. Earl D waved his hand triumphantly, "These cat food, cat canned cat snacks are all from me. A gift to Your Highness!"

Actually come to this set!At this moment, Fukuzawa Yukichi and Edogawa Ranpo's vigilance against Earl D was at its peak.

Seeing that Yukichi Maomao's eyes were about to turn into the shape of the cat food brand's LOGO, Edogawa Ranpo raised his hand decisively and pulled Yukichi Maomao's clothes, which made the big cat recover from being submerged in cat food. Come back to God in a beautiful dream.

The big cat Yukichi looked at the truckload of cat food that was readily available not far away, and then at Fukuzawa Yukichi who was dressed in blue beside him. He decisively raised his paw and pressed the shoulder of his own excrement shoveler, refraining from looking at the truck over there. .

"What a beautiful heart of loyalty!" Earl D couldn't help but began to praise again, "Please rest assured, I will respect His Highness' wishes, this gift is really just a small wish from me."

As Earl D said, he motioned for the two of them to take the cat and get into the car together, and Fukuzawa Yukichi reluctantly took them to his house extremely rarely.

After seeing the house of the Fukuzawa family, Earl D was just about to put on an acceptable expression when he saw a young boy leisurely coming here not far away. He took the initiative to wave to them, "Ah, president, Mr. Ranpo, Mr. Yuji, I'm back."

"Yeah, your highness, how many humans do you live with, your highness! What? Six people? Or do you take care of their daily life? Your highness, why don't you consider coming to my shop!" Earl D held the edict Kitty cat screamed.

After finally "settled" Earl D, all three people present felt unspeakably tired, even Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo were no exception, they were very good at observing and catching people's weaknesses.But Earl D is really impeccable when he is caring for animals with all his heart.

"Damn it, why do guys like you get so much love from His Highness?" Earl D said unwillingly, biting his handkerchief. Finally he sighed, turned around and wanted to leave this sad place, "A cat is a kind of proud and reserved cat It is a creature with extremely wild and hunting instincts, but His Highness is willing to restrain these characteristics for you..."

His eyes narrowed slightly, and a look that the three of them couldn't understand flashed in his eyes, and finally he raised his head proudly, "So, please be sure to treat Your Highness well, otherwise I will definitely come and take His Highness away!"

He didn't forget to snort after speaking, and then he walked back to the car angrily and told the driver to drive.

"President... what kind of pet doctor did you find Mr. Yukichi?" Although what the other party said at the end was very reasonable and poignant, Osamu Dazai still wanted to ask this soul question.