Beautiful senior brother can never be enchanted
Chapter 96 Yueming doesn't like donkeys!
Yue Qinggui smiled wryly and said, "It's all gone, right? Everyone go back to rest, Yueming was injured before, and needs more rest."
But after everyone left, Xie Shuanghua frowned, and suddenly pushed the door open. In fact, it was not Luo Yueming who smashed the door panel in anger, but he cast a spell on the vase just now.
As soon as he entered the door, he smelled a strong smell of blood, and saw a figure lying on the bed.
Almost rushed up a few steps, Xie Shuanghua's pupils shrank suddenly, and saw the little junior brother lying quietly on the bed, his whole body was covered with a circle drawn with blood, the blood was still wet, and the pen was sharp and strange, as if he was startled by someone Approaching, the originally quiet talisman vibrated.
"Yueming, wake up,? Yueming!"
The boy on the bed was motionless, his eyes were tightly closed, his clothes were neatly dressed, and he didn't look like someone had touched him.
But who made this blood formation?Xie Shuanghua practiced the techniques of the cultivation world hard since he was a child, and he could see the origin of this blood formation almost at a glance. It was originally a forbidden technique in the cultivation world, and he used this formation to trap the opponent's body.In this way, adding illusions can make people drunk, and it can also make people heartbroken.
Xie Shuanghua knew very well that this formation was definitely not set up by the junior brother. Although the junior brother is a bit willful, he will never make fun of his own life.
If you are not careful, you will die in the battle.
Raising his hand to touch the center of Luo Yueming's eyebrows, the fingertips glowed brightly, like an ancient clock beating violently, and the majestic spiritual power instantly lingered around the two of them.
Xie Shuanghua raised two fingers, and chanted a mantra in a low voice: "Abandon my body, abandon my primordial spirit, and lead the soul into the formation!"
My eyes were foggy, I couldn't see anything clearly, and there was a dead silence in my ears, only the thick smoke of incense lingering at the tip of my nose.
When Luo Yueming woke up, he found himself in the darkness, with a splitting headache, and had no idea what had happened before.
It was vague, as if I heard the voice of the little senior sister, and then I didn't know anything.
He tried to move his hands and feet, but Luo Yueming was surprised to find that he couldn't control his body at all. Not only that, there seemed to be something attached to his lower back, as if it weighed a thousand catties, as if he was carrying a mountain on his back, he couldn't move at all.
Luo Yueming had a headache and thought, what kind of conscienceless bastard is this, who dared to sneak up on him from behind, if caught by him, he would cut him into an old duck.
Before he had time to think about it, what kind of corner he was tied to, suddenly he heard footsteps coming from outside, and then the whole body was noisy.
"The bitch's name is Wang Cuihua, and her husband's family is Niu Daudao, a pig hunter in Shamao Village. Not long ago, her husband's family was fascinated by a wild fox in the mountains, and she is still unconscious. There is an evil seed in her stomach, and she still looks at the gods in the temple. Bless, let the bitch catch the fox demon as soon as possible. This old sow was sent by the bitch to thank the temple master."
After that, I heard hoarse sounds from all around me, as if someone was trying to do something.Luo Yueming listened, he didn't know what kind of wild cultivation this was, and the spells he made were all messed up.
Not only that, but what the village woman said became more and more familiar to him, as if he had heard it somewhere...
Immediately afterwards, there was a loud bang, although I couldn't see it clearly in front of my eyes, I could vaguely hear it just by listening to the sound. There were many people present, except for Ye Xiu, the rest held their breath.
Yexiu held the magic staff in his hand, and slammed it under his feet. With a yellow talisman in his hand, he circled around the stone statue in front of him. His wrist shook, and the yellow talisman burst into flames, chanting words Said: "Niu Daudao, your wife Wang Cuihua has come to look for you. There are 28 stars in the sky above, and there are twelve earthly stems below. The gods and Buddhas of the heavens, Lang Lang Taigan, are under my command for the time being. Listen to my orders and be as urgent as a jade order! "
When Luo Yueming heard it, he immediately became a good fellow. Dare to know that this wild cultivator still knows a little bit of Taoism, but as soon as he heard it, he knew that he had only learned superficially.
With a puff in his ear, Na Yexiu sank the yellow talisman that was about to burn into the bowl, and it immediately turned into a handful of incense ash.Ye Xiu's tone was weird: "Here comes the chicken!"
Immediately a villager next to him came forward, with a solemn expression, pinching a big rooster in his hand, and as soon as he got close to it, Ye Xiu wiped his neck with a knife, and blood splashed out with a puff, splashing on the kneeling The village women on the ground were full of heads and faces.
"Drink this bowl of talisman water and pray sincerely. Only in this way can the wild fox be caught and your husband will be saved."
As soon as the words fell, Luo Yueming heard a grunt, presumably the village woman drank the talisman water, and immediately couldn't help frowning, secretly startled, whether she was dreaming, or dreaming, or dreaming...
As the saying goes, think day by day and dream at night.
During the day, I heard Fuyao's eloquent and emotional voice, talking about the sadomasochistic love between his little uncle and the fox.Why are you still dreaming at night?The frightening thing is that even if he strays into a erotic dream and empathizes with the person in his dream, how can he say that he empathizes with Fuyao's little uncle, right?
No matter how bad it is, it's good to empathize with the big rooster whose neck was wiped just now. Although the neck was smeared and bled as soon as he came out, at least, that chicken is a big cock!
But having said that, this dream was too real, so real that Luo Yueming could feel his heart beating wildly, as if he was about to burst out of his body in the next moment.
What's more frightening is that his head hurts very much, his mind is in a mess, and many images emerge, all of which are unsightly things.
On the screen, the two people are completely entangled in each other, doing some extremely bold and rough double cultivation postures, some of which made him blush.
But whenever Luo Yueming wanted to see which two unlucky things were actually doing such unscrupulous things in his mind, for some reason, his eyes were foggy, and he couldn't see the two clearly. individual face.
On the contrary, he had a splitting headache because of this, and the talisman behind him almost made him kneel down, and the pressure around him was very strong, like an invisible cover, tightly imprisoning him in it.
No matter how much he struggled, he just couldn't break free. On the contrary, because of this, his already painful head ached even more.If it wasn't for Luo Yueming's inability to drive this body, she would have wished to bang bang against the concrete wall so as to wake herself up.
Suddenly there was thunder and a bang, and Luo Yueming felt that it was as bright as daylight before his eyes, but before he realized what happened, he rolled down from the stone statue like a big gecko.
Before he could stop, he heard a loud noise coming from his ear.
"It's the fox demon, the fox demon has come out, the fox demon has really come out!"
"Quick, quick, fork it, fork it!"
"Where's the donkey? Where's the donkey? Hurry up, hurry up and bring the donkey here!"
"This wild fox actually jumped out of the stone statue. It seems that God has opened his eyes!"
Luo Yueming fell in a mess, and when he opened his eyes, he saw flames on the left and right. Hundreds of villagers crowded into a ruined temple, holding torches in their hands, and some were carrying axes, machetes, and hoes. Fear and disgust crawled all over a person's face.
Countless insults rang out in my ears.The noise made people's brains hurt, Luo Yueming thought with a toothache, just now I don't know which man said that he jumped out of a stone, could it be that he is a monkey grandson?
This dream is so damn real, it's not over, it's not over, it's not over!
Not only that, just now Luo Yueming rolled down from the stone statue and was startled by a particularly frightening thing, he could actually feel pain in his "dream"!
At this moment, her palms and knees were burning hot, because she couldn't control her body, Luo Yueming could only struggle, and turned her eyeballs downwards, only to see blood was wiped from her knees.
It was also at this moment that he saw that his hair was disheveled, and he was only wearing a crescent white thin shirt. Because he had rolled down too much just now, the collar was loose, and he could vaguely see his white jade-like chest, and Two pinches of bright red.
This is definitely not my body!
Luo Yueming thought in amazement, after all, his chest was symmetrical from left to right, with a small hole pierced on each, and earrings adorning it, not only that, but he was also surprised that his feet might be naked, because the cold wind was blowing. .
"Everyone, don't be afraid, throw the hemp rope into the blood of the black dog, soak it, rush up, and tie him up!"
Na Yexiu ordered, and several big men rushed up from the left and right, dipped the hemp rope into the blood of the black dog, dragged it out wet, and approached Luo Yueming.
Luo Yueming: "..."
I can go to your grandma's dog to compare things!
Otherwise, try biting your tongue, maybe you can wake up?
But the lips and teeth don't seem to belong to him, let Luo Yueming open his teeth and claws, want to bite his tongue, but no matter what, he can't do it, it seems that the upper limit of his struggle is to roll his eyes.
At this moment, he was finally sure that the god of his grandma actually passed through the story of the little fox and the little Taoist leader, and he was still going to die. What a coincidence, it was embarrassing, and the empathy came to the little fox. .
Or about to...be tied up, with a joss stick in his mouth, and a rooster that died tragically in his arms, and be crushed on a wooden donkey? ? ?
This is fucking, dog blood, really dog blood!
When listening to the story before, Luo Yueming was still thinking about what a donkey looks like. Now that he has seen it for real, seven or eight people dragged a donkey in from outside the temple.
This donkey is quite lifelike, it looks like the real thing, its head is like a big watermelon, its two eyeballs are covered with paper, it looks pale, but a piece of red cloth was put on the donkey , the left and right are covered with small bells, and as they walk, they jingle chaotically and the sound is ear-piercing.
The four short hooves are also covered with red silk.There is a long log across the front and back, and a triangular frame is tied, so that eight people can lift it together at the same time.
What was even more frightening was that a section of the donkey's back protruded from under the red cloth.
Luo Yueming: "..."
I don't know why, but when he was terrified and loathed, he actually... even remembered the eight characters of "carrying a big sedan chair eight times" and sending ghosts to marry.
And I was surprised to think that I am worthy of being a man who has seen big storms, but in such a dangerous situation, I can still think of getting married.
I really don't know, when my mother was giving birth to him, whether there was any dystocia, whether the doctor raised the knife and cut off half of his brain with a click.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
I shouted hoarsely in my heart, it can't be like this!His generation is always attacking adults, his head can be cut off and blood can flow, and death can't be reduced to suffering!
But watching, several big men rushed over.Luo Yueming thought desperately: "If anyone can save my dog's life, I will be a woman in my next life, give birth to a hundred children for my benefactor, and have a second litter before confinement!"
The author has something to say: Ah! ! ! ! ! ! !Tomorrow, tomorrow must unlock Yueming's memory!I thought I could solve it today, but I couldn't finish writing it. I will stay up late tonight to write! ! !
Don't worry, it will never be abused! ! ! ! !
But after everyone left, Xie Shuanghua frowned, and suddenly pushed the door open. In fact, it was not Luo Yueming who smashed the door panel in anger, but he cast a spell on the vase just now.
As soon as he entered the door, he smelled a strong smell of blood, and saw a figure lying on the bed.
Almost rushed up a few steps, Xie Shuanghua's pupils shrank suddenly, and saw the little junior brother lying quietly on the bed, his whole body was covered with a circle drawn with blood, the blood was still wet, and the pen was sharp and strange, as if he was startled by someone Approaching, the originally quiet talisman vibrated.
"Yueming, wake up,? Yueming!"
The boy on the bed was motionless, his eyes were tightly closed, his clothes were neatly dressed, and he didn't look like someone had touched him.
But who made this blood formation?Xie Shuanghua practiced the techniques of the cultivation world hard since he was a child, and he could see the origin of this blood formation almost at a glance. It was originally a forbidden technique in the cultivation world, and he used this formation to trap the opponent's body.In this way, adding illusions can make people drunk, and it can also make people heartbroken.
Xie Shuanghua knew very well that this formation was definitely not set up by the junior brother. Although the junior brother is a bit willful, he will never make fun of his own life.
If you are not careful, you will die in the battle.
Raising his hand to touch the center of Luo Yueming's eyebrows, the fingertips glowed brightly, like an ancient clock beating violently, and the majestic spiritual power instantly lingered around the two of them.
Xie Shuanghua raised two fingers, and chanted a mantra in a low voice: "Abandon my body, abandon my primordial spirit, and lead the soul into the formation!"
My eyes were foggy, I couldn't see anything clearly, and there was a dead silence in my ears, only the thick smoke of incense lingering at the tip of my nose.
When Luo Yueming woke up, he found himself in the darkness, with a splitting headache, and had no idea what had happened before.
It was vague, as if I heard the voice of the little senior sister, and then I didn't know anything.
He tried to move his hands and feet, but Luo Yueming was surprised to find that he couldn't control his body at all. Not only that, there seemed to be something attached to his lower back, as if it weighed a thousand catties, as if he was carrying a mountain on his back, he couldn't move at all.
Luo Yueming had a headache and thought, what kind of conscienceless bastard is this, who dared to sneak up on him from behind, if caught by him, he would cut him into an old duck.
Before he had time to think about it, what kind of corner he was tied to, suddenly he heard footsteps coming from outside, and then the whole body was noisy.
"The bitch's name is Wang Cuihua, and her husband's family is Niu Daudao, a pig hunter in Shamao Village. Not long ago, her husband's family was fascinated by a wild fox in the mountains, and she is still unconscious. There is an evil seed in her stomach, and she still looks at the gods in the temple. Bless, let the bitch catch the fox demon as soon as possible. This old sow was sent by the bitch to thank the temple master."
After that, I heard hoarse sounds from all around me, as if someone was trying to do something.Luo Yueming listened, he didn't know what kind of wild cultivation this was, and the spells he made were all messed up.
Not only that, but what the village woman said became more and more familiar to him, as if he had heard it somewhere...
Immediately afterwards, there was a loud bang, although I couldn't see it clearly in front of my eyes, I could vaguely hear it just by listening to the sound. There were many people present, except for Ye Xiu, the rest held their breath.
Yexiu held the magic staff in his hand, and slammed it under his feet. With a yellow talisman in his hand, he circled around the stone statue in front of him. His wrist shook, and the yellow talisman burst into flames, chanting words Said: "Niu Daudao, your wife Wang Cuihua has come to look for you. There are 28 stars in the sky above, and there are twelve earthly stems below. The gods and Buddhas of the heavens, Lang Lang Taigan, are under my command for the time being. Listen to my orders and be as urgent as a jade order! "
When Luo Yueming heard it, he immediately became a good fellow. Dare to know that this wild cultivator still knows a little bit of Taoism, but as soon as he heard it, he knew that he had only learned superficially.
With a puff in his ear, Na Yexiu sank the yellow talisman that was about to burn into the bowl, and it immediately turned into a handful of incense ash.Ye Xiu's tone was weird: "Here comes the chicken!"
Immediately a villager next to him came forward, with a solemn expression, pinching a big rooster in his hand, and as soon as he got close to it, Ye Xiu wiped his neck with a knife, and blood splashed out with a puff, splashing on the kneeling The village women on the ground were full of heads and faces.
"Drink this bowl of talisman water and pray sincerely. Only in this way can the wild fox be caught and your husband will be saved."
As soon as the words fell, Luo Yueming heard a grunt, presumably the village woman drank the talisman water, and immediately couldn't help frowning, secretly startled, whether she was dreaming, or dreaming, or dreaming...
As the saying goes, think day by day and dream at night.
During the day, I heard Fuyao's eloquent and emotional voice, talking about the sadomasochistic love between his little uncle and the fox.Why are you still dreaming at night?The frightening thing is that even if he strays into a erotic dream and empathizes with the person in his dream, how can he say that he empathizes with Fuyao's little uncle, right?
No matter how bad it is, it's good to empathize with the big rooster whose neck was wiped just now. Although the neck was smeared and bled as soon as he came out, at least, that chicken is a big cock!
But having said that, this dream was too real, so real that Luo Yueming could feel his heart beating wildly, as if he was about to burst out of his body in the next moment.
What's more frightening is that his head hurts very much, his mind is in a mess, and many images emerge, all of which are unsightly things.
On the screen, the two people are completely entangled in each other, doing some extremely bold and rough double cultivation postures, some of which made him blush.
But whenever Luo Yueming wanted to see which two unlucky things were actually doing such unscrupulous things in his mind, for some reason, his eyes were foggy, and he couldn't see the two clearly. individual face.
On the contrary, he had a splitting headache because of this, and the talisman behind him almost made him kneel down, and the pressure around him was very strong, like an invisible cover, tightly imprisoning him in it.
No matter how much he struggled, he just couldn't break free. On the contrary, because of this, his already painful head ached even more.If it wasn't for Luo Yueming's inability to drive this body, she would have wished to bang bang against the concrete wall so as to wake herself up.
Suddenly there was thunder and a bang, and Luo Yueming felt that it was as bright as daylight before his eyes, but before he realized what happened, he rolled down from the stone statue like a big gecko.
Before he could stop, he heard a loud noise coming from his ear.
"It's the fox demon, the fox demon has come out, the fox demon has really come out!"
"Quick, quick, fork it, fork it!"
"Where's the donkey? Where's the donkey? Hurry up, hurry up and bring the donkey here!"
"This wild fox actually jumped out of the stone statue. It seems that God has opened his eyes!"
Luo Yueming fell in a mess, and when he opened his eyes, he saw flames on the left and right. Hundreds of villagers crowded into a ruined temple, holding torches in their hands, and some were carrying axes, machetes, and hoes. Fear and disgust crawled all over a person's face.
Countless insults rang out in my ears.The noise made people's brains hurt, Luo Yueming thought with a toothache, just now I don't know which man said that he jumped out of a stone, could it be that he is a monkey grandson?
This dream is so damn real, it's not over, it's not over, it's not over!
Not only that, just now Luo Yueming rolled down from the stone statue and was startled by a particularly frightening thing, he could actually feel pain in his "dream"!
At this moment, her palms and knees were burning hot, because she couldn't control her body, Luo Yueming could only struggle, and turned her eyeballs downwards, only to see blood was wiped from her knees.
It was also at this moment that he saw that his hair was disheveled, and he was only wearing a crescent white thin shirt. Because he had rolled down too much just now, the collar was loose, and he could vaguely see his white jade-like chest, and Two pinches of bright red.
This is definitely not my body!
Luo Yueming thought in amazement, after all, his chest was symmetrical from left to right, with a small hole pierced on each, and earrings adorning it, not only that, but he was also surprised that his feet might be naked, because the cold wind was blowing. .
"Everyone, don't be afraid, throw the hemp rope into the blood of the black dog, soak it, rush up, and tie him up!"
Na Yexiu ordered, and several big men rushed up from the left and right, dipped the hemp rope into the blood of the black dog, dragged it out wet, and approached Luo Yueming.
Luo Yueming: "..."
I can go to your grandma's dog to compare things!
Otherwise, try biting your tongue, maybe you can wake up?
But the lips and teeth don't seem to belong to him, let Luo Yueming open his teeth and claws, want to bite his tongue, but no matter what, he can't do it, it seems that the upper limit of his struggle is to roll his eyes.
At this moment, he was finally sure that the god of his grandma actually passed through the story of the little fox and the little Taoist leader, and he was still going to die. What a coincidence, it was embarrassing, and the empathy came to the little fox. .
Or about to...be tied up, with a joss stick in his mouth, and a rooster that died tragically in his arms, and be crushed on a wooden donkey? ? ?
This is fucking, dog blood, really dog blood!
When listening to the story before, Luo Yueming was still thinking about what a donkey looks like. Now that he has seen it for real, seven or eight people dragged a donkey in from outside the temple.
This donkey is quite lifelike, it looks like the real thing, its head is like a big watermelon, its two eyeballs are covered with paper, it looks pale, but a piece of red cloth was put on the donkey , the left and right are covered with small bells, and as they walk, they jingle chaotically and the sound is ear-piercing.
The four short hooves are also covered with red silk.There is a long log across the front and back, and a triangular frame is tied, so that eight people can lift it together at the same time.
What was even more frightening was that a section of the donkey's back protruded from under the red cloth.
Luo Yueming: "..."
I don't know why, but when he was terrified and loathed, he actually... even remembered the eight characters of "carrying a big sedan chair eight times" and sending ghosts to marry.
And I was surprised to think that I am worthy of being a man who has seen big storms, but in such a dangerous situation, I can still think of getting married.
I really don't know, when my mother was giving birth to him, whether there was any dystocia, whether the doctor raised the knife and cut off half of his brain with a click.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
I shouted hoarsely in my heart, it can't be like this!His generation is always attacking adults, his head can be cut off and blood can flow, and death can't be reduced to suffering!
But watching, several big men rushed over.Luo Yueming thought desperately: "If anyone can save my dog's life, I will be a woman in my next life, give birth to a hundred children for my benefactor, and have a second litter before confinement!"
The author has something to say: Ah! ! ! ! ! ! !Tomorrow, tomorrow must unlock Yueming's memory!I thought I could solve it today, but I couldn't finish writing it. I will stay up late tonight to write! ! !
Don't worry, it will never be abused! ! ! ! !
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