Beautiful senior brother can never be enchanted
Chapter 55 Coax 1 Coax Big Brother
When he said this, he looked at people with slightly slanted eyes, he was already very handsome, his eyes were shining like obsidian, but he added a bit of charm, his belly was protruding like silk, his mouth was full of seductive eyes It's easy to misunderstand the words that are misunderstood.
Xie Shuanghua cultivates the way of ruthlessness, so naturally he doesn't want to see his younger brother flirtatious and frivolous,? It's also fortunate that his younger brother has no tail, otherwise he wouldn't be able to fly up to the sky.Immediately turned his face and said: "The water is the same,? How can there be any sweetness or not."
"Ah, is that so?" Luo Yueming pretended to be puzzled, and quickly smiled again, "Maybe it's because the elder brother has drunk this water, so it tastes extra sweet. Look at my stomach It’s strong,? Whoops,? It’s like holding a big watermelon!”
Xie Shuanghua: "..."
I don't know why my junior brother did this. I used blood vines to expand the territory for myself before. It was almost useless. I still don't know who bit my Adam's apple.
How many people have never been separated along the way? In this way, it must be any one of the few people.
Who on earth is so brazen, who actually bit the junior brother? Pei Xuandu and the junior brother have been at odds for a long time, so it is impossible.
As for Yue Qinggui, although his relationship with his younger brother is acceptable, he has never seen the two of them being intimate. So, could it be... Liu Yinyin?
Very likely.The master mentioned this before, saying that Liu Yinyin would be betrothed to the younger brother, and along the way, Liu Yinyin and the younger brother hugged each other, presumably the two had long been in love.
Thinking of this, Xie Shuanghua narrowed his eyes and said: "Yueming, don't make such jokes with others casually in the future, you are not young this year, and you will be an adult after performing the ceremony of weak crown in three years."
Luo Yueming was confused and didn't know what to do. Why did the elder brother suddenly get angry? Could it be because he drank all his water?Didn't leave him a bite?
impossible?Or, what I just said was too frivolous?Not really, just drink some water, and it's not a man's Yuanyang, what's the matter.
"Eldest brother, you... are you angry?"
"No."
If you say no, then there must be.
Luo Yueming was so entangled in thinking about how to make senior brother happy.Before he was alive, he only coaxed kittens and puppies, all of them were patting their heads and smoothing their hair, and they could be coaxed well with spanking.
But I haven't coaxed anyone before, especially a man, so it's more difficult.
So, he raised his eyes and asked tentatively, "Brother, what did I do wrong, what did I say wrong, did it make you angry?"
Xie Shuanghua shook his head with a straight face: "No."
Luo Yueming thought about it, and felt that when he was attacking back then, he had to be able to pick it up and put it down. As the saying goes, a man who can bend and stretch, occasionally do a little bit to coax his little daughter-in-law, what happened?It's not someone else's!
So, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he suddenly stood on tiptoe, gave a kiss on the face of the elder brother with a slap, and said with a smile: "Okay, once you kiss, you won't be angry!"
Xie Shuanghua was stunned, his body froze, and he didn't recover for a long time.I just felt that the piece of flesh that was kissed was scalding tightly, as if being scorched by coals, the flesh stings.
Subconsciously, she took a step back and said in surprise, "Yueming! What are you doing?!"
Luo Yueming thought, this is what is taught in the book, what to do if the wife is angry, just fuck once, if it doesn't work, just fuck a few times, and let him call daddy while fucking, but after all, I am a person who wants to fuck. Faceless, even if you want to miss Senior Brother Gan, at least you have to wait until the dead of night, right?
Ever since, she had to settle for the next best thing and kiss first.
Besides, the big brother sucked his chest before, isn't it just a face, what can't be kissed?
So he mistakenly thought that the elder brother wanted to greet but refused, so he chased after him a step, stood on tiptoe and wanted to kiss the other side of the cheek, but before he kissed, he heard the sound of footsteps.
The two hurriedly separated.
Pei Xuandu yelled from afar: "Eldest senior brother, Master ordered, we must continue on our way!"
In this way, everyone will continue on their way.
It was still a few days away from Tianjianzong, and at night, they didn't find any market towns, so they simply lit a fire in the wilderness, and rested on the spot.
Among the group, Luo Yueming was the youngest and had to work as a cook. Although the little senior sister was useless, she was quite talented in eating.
As soon as she heard that Luo Yueming was going out to hunt some pheasants, she immediately jumped up and said, "I'm going, too, I'm going too!"
Luo Yueming had a headache, and it was not easy to be in front of the master, rejecting his silly daughter, so she had no choice but to turn her eyes to Xie Shuanghua for help.
Unexpectedly, the elder brother didn't even look at him, and sat cross-legged in meditation as if he didn't hear him.
Luo Yueming had no choice but to take her little senior sister out to hunt pheasants.I don't know what kind of mountain this place is, it's very desolate, at a glance, it's green and green.
The little senior sister used to be in Tianjianzong, and she lived a life of stretching out her clothes and opening her mouth when she was eating, and she never fought a pheasant. She chattered along the way, making Luo Yueming's brain ache.
Fortunately, after walking into the depths of the forest for a while, the little senior sister stopped talking, but hugged his arm and whispered: "Ah Yue, it's so dark here, are there any evil spirits here?"
Luo Yueming said casually: "No, if there is something evil, don't be afraid, little senior sister, a spell will be pasted on it, and it will knock him out of his wits!"
Randomly installed a simple trap on the ground, holding one end of the rope in the palm of his hand, Luo Yueming greeted the little senior sister, and the two hid behind a dead tree.After that, just sit back and wait for the chicken.
The little senior sister looked like a child without childhood, she looked around curiously, and looked up from time to time to see if the mechanism was moving.
Luo Yueming remembered the incident of blood stains under the soles of the younger sister's shoes in the Cangxu School before, and she had long thought that her behavior was suspicious, and she always wanted to test it out, but she couldn't find an opportunity, so she was a little moved by such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be alone thought.
Then, while the little senior sister wasn't paying attention, she took out a blank piece of talisman paper from the Qiankun bag, tore it twice, roughly tore out the shape of a small paper figurine, then bit her finger, drew a few strokes quickly, and then quietly pasted it Behind the little senior sister.
After finishing all this, he backed away quietly and hid himself.
"...Ah Yue, why don't you say the pheasant is still not hooked? Is it because the mechanism is not good...Huh? Why is Ah Yue missing?"
As soon as Liu Yinyin turned her head, she saw that there was no one beside her, she got up suspiciously, looked around, and shouted a few words.But no one answered her.
At this moment, when he suddenly heard the sound of crushing dead leaves behind him, Dang even thought it was Luo Yueming, and hurriedly turned his head and said, "Ah Yue, you are so bad, you dare to scare me! Ahhhh!!!!"
The person who came was not Luo Yueming at all, but a fox. To be precise, he should be half-human, half-fox. His cultivation was not advanced, but his appearance was pretty good.
The spell was drawn by Luo Yueming casually, and it has no other purpose, but the person who is cursed will disperse yang and gather yin. Simply put, it is easy to hit evil.
Luo Yueming originally thought that she could attract a powerful evil spirit, but it turned out that she was a vixen. It seemed that she saw that the little senior sister was born as beautiful as a flower, so she wanted to harvest yin and mend yang.
Liu Yinyin was born with incomplete six senses, so she can't cultivate the golden elixir at all, but fortunately, she has her own father and senior brothers to escort her, and she has never been wronged in the slightest. Seeing this fox demon without clothes, she is not afraid, she glanced down a few times, She curled her lips in disgust and said, "It's so small, it's not as big as my father's!"
The amount of information was so great that Luo Yueming almost fell off the branch.
What?The little senior sister is not a man or a woman, but she still despises other people's little ones?
Also, what does it mean to be older than her father?Has she seen it?
Can't it?Although it is said that the little senior sister was not born to the master, but after all, they are father and daughter in name... The master is simply insane!
Luo Yueming secretly cursed at Liu Zongshi a few words, looked up to see the fox demon became angry from embarrassment, rushed over, grabbed Liu Yinyin's wrist, ignored her resistance, and pushed him to the ground.
Liu Yinyin struggled vigorously, shouting "Ah Yue, save me".
Hearing this, Luo Yueming felt extremely upset, secretly thought that she was a scumbag, if the little senior sister was innocent, wouldn't she be blaming others?
Immediately raised his hand and slapped himself in the mouth, flew down the tree, before he could go up to save people, he heard a scream, the fox demon was grabbed by the neck by the little senior sister, held it up in the air, and pulled him out with one hand. Neidan!
This time the accident happened so fast that Luo Yueming was still a little overwhelmed. Under the night, the young senior sister seemed to have grown taller and her chest was flattened. Standing with the light behind her back, people couldn't see her face. A round demon pill floated in the palm of his hand.
Throwing the fox demon away, Liu Yinyin arrived in front of Luo Yueming almost instantly, grabbed his neck, punched the big tree behind her, and stuffed the demon pill into his mouth.Luo Yueming hadn't reacted to the doubts that her senior sister seemed to have turned into a man, her throat shrank, and she swallowed the demon pill.Immediately, with a move of the long sword, Liu Yinyin was forced back, clutching her throat to spit it out.
But it was useless, as soon as this thing entered his body, it immediately merged with him, and he couldn't spit it out at all.Then Liu Yinyin said with a smile in a voice that didn't belong to her, "Ah Yue, don't vomit, this stuff is very tonic, it's good for you if you eat it."
Luo Yueming gritted her teeth and said, "You're not a little senior sister, who are you? Tell me!"
"I am and I am not. She is just one side of me, and now is my original appearance." Liu Yinyin smiled slightly, with the breeze blowing, her long hair flying, under the moonlight, she was so handsome that people couldn't take their eyes off, "You You can also call me Liu Yijing."
When Luo Yueming heard it, she immediately went crazy, what is this all about?
Liu Yijing is the name of the little senior sister, Yinyin is just her small name!
It was said in the original text that the little senior sister had swallowed the underworld pill, and then changed from male to female, but it didn't say that there was such a big difference in personality?
I don't know if it's Luo Yueming's delusion, the little senior sister who has changed her sexuality—?—Let's call him Liu Yijing, she has lost her feminine appearance, but she is so handsome that she is not like ordinary people, with clear features, red lips and white teeth, she looks quite gentle.
But just now, he was able to dissect the fox demon pill, and the method is not cruel.
Liu Yijing didn't seem to intend to hurt him, instead she smiled and said, "Ah Yue, I really don't want to hurt you, but I have my own reasons and I have to do this, I hope you understand."
Luo Yueming understands shit, and feels that the plot is so broken that even his mother doesn't know it.
Originally, the big brother was haunted by demons, one body and two souls, which made his duodenum hurt, but now he is doing well, and the little senior sister is even worse, a man and a woman, this is a posture to go to heaven.
Xie Shuanghua cultivates the way of ruthlessness, so naturally he doesn't want to see his younger brother flirtatious and frivolous,? It's also fortunate that his younger brother has no tail, otherwise he wouldn't be able to fly up to the sky.Immediately turned his face and said: "The water is the same,? How can there be any sweetness or not."
"Ah, is that so?" Luo Yueming pretended to be puzzled, and quickly smiled again, "Maybe it's because the elder brother has drunk this water, so it tastes extra sweet. Look at my stomach It’s strong,? Whoops,? It’s like holding a big watermelon!”
Xie Shuanghua: "..."
I don't know why my junior brother did this. I used blood vines to expand the territory for myself before. It was almost useless. I still don't know who bit my Adam's apple.
How many people have never been separated along the way? In this way, it must be any one of the few people.
Who on earth is so brazen, who actually bit the junior brother? Pei Xuandu and the junior brother have been at odds for a long time, so it is impossible.
As for Yue Qinggui, although his relationship with his younger brother is acceptable, he has never seen the two of them being intimate. So, could it be... Liu Yinyin?
Very likely.The master mentioned this before, saying that Liu Yinyin would be betrothed to the younger brother, and along the way, Liu Yinyin and the younger brother hugged each other, presumably the two had long been in love.
Thinking of this, Xie Shuanghua narrowed his eyes and said: "Yueming, don't make such jokes with others casually in the future, you are not young this year, and you will be an adult after performing the ceremony of weak crown in three years."
Luo Yueming was confused and didn't know what to do. Why did the elder brother suddenly get angry? Could it be because he drank all his water?Didn't leave him a bite?
impossible?Or, what I just said was too frivolous?Not really, just drink some water, and it's not a man's Yuanyang, what's the matter.
"Eldest brother, you... are you angry?"
"No."
If you say no, then there must be.
Luo Yueming was so entangled in thinking about how to make senior brother happy.Before he was alive, he only coaxed kittens and puppies, all of them were patting their heads and smoothing their hair, and they could be coaxed well with spanking.
But I haven't coaxed anyone before, especially a man, so it's more difficult.
So, he raised his eyes and asked tentatively, "Brother, what did I do wrong, what did I say wrong, did it make you angry?"
Xie Shuanghua shook his head with a straight face: "No."
Luo Yueming thought about it, and felt that when he was attacking back then, he had to be able to pick it up and put it down. As the saying goes, a man who can bend and stretch, occasionally do a little bit to coax his little daughter-in-law, what happened?It's not someone else's!
So, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he suddenly stood on tiptoe, gave a kiss on the face of the elder brother with a slap, and said with a smile: "Okay, once you kiss, you won't be angry!"
Xie Shuanghua was stunned, his body froze, and he didn't recover for a long time.I just felt that the piece of flesh that was kissed was scalding tightly, as if being scorched by coals, the flesh stings.
Subconsciously, she took a step back and said in surprise, "Yueming! What are you doing?!"
Luo Yueming thought, this is what is taught in the book, what to do if the wife is angry, just fuck once, if it doesn't work, just fuck a few times, and let him call daddy while fucking, but after all, I am a person who wants to fuck. Faceless, even if you want to miss Senior Brother Gan, at least you have to wait until the dead of night, right?
Ever since, she had to settle for the next best thing and kiss first.
Besides, the big brother sucked his chest before, isn't it just a face, what can't be kissed?
So he mistakenly thought that the elder brother wanted to greet but refused, so he chased after him a step, stood on tiptoe and wanted to kiss the other side of the cheek, but before he kissed, he heard the sound of footsteps.
The two hurriedly separated.
Pei Xuandu yelled from afar: "Eldest senior brother, Master ordered, we must continue on our way!"
In this way, everyone will continue on their way.
It was still a few days away from Tianjianzong, and at night, they didn't find any market towns, so they simply lit a fire in the wilderness, and rested on the spot.
Among the group, Luo Yueming was the youngest and had to work as a cook. Although the little senior sister was useless, she was quite talented in eating.
As soon as she heard that Luo Yueming was going out to hunt some pheasants, she immediately jumped up and said, "I'm going, too, I'm going too!"
Luo Yueming had a headache, and it was not easy to be in front of the master, rejecting his silly daughter, so she had no choice but to turn her eyes to Xie Shuanghua for help.
Unexpectedly, the elder brother didn't even look at him, and sat cross-legged in meditation as if he didn't hear him.
Luo Yueming had no choice but to take her little senior sister out to hunt pheasants.I don't know what kind of mountain this place is, it's very desolate, at a glance, it's green and green.
The little senior sister used to be in Tianjianzong, and she lived a life of stretching out her clothes and opening her mouth when she was eating, and she never fought a pheasant. She chattered along the way, making Luo Yueming's brain ache.
Fortunately, after walking into the depths of the forest for a while, the little senior sister stopped talking, but hugged his arm and whispered: "Ah Yue, it's so dark here, are there any evil spirits here?"
Luo Yueming said casually: "No, if there is something evil, don't be afraid, little senior sister, a spell will be pasted on it, and it will knock him out of his wits!"
Randomly installed a simple trap on the ground, holding one end of the rope in the palm of his hand, Luo Yueming greeted the little senior sister, and the two hid behind a dead tree.After that, just sit back and wait for the chicken.
The little senior sister looked like a child without childhood, she looked around curiously, and looked up from time to time to see if the mechanism was moving.
Luo Yueming remembered the incident of blood stains under the soles of the younger sister's shoes in the Cangxu School before, and she had long thought that her behavior was suspicious, and she always wanted to test it out, but she couldn't find an opportunity, so she was a little moved by such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be alone thought.
Then, while the little senior sister wasn't paying attention, she took out a blank piece of talisman paper from the Qiankun bag, tore it twice, roughly tore out the shape of a small paper figurine, then bit her finger, drew a few strokes quickly, and then quietly pasted it Behind the little senior sister.
After finishing all this, he backed away quietly and hid himself.
"...Ah Yue, why don't you say the pheasant is still not hooked? Is it because the mechanism is not good...Huh? Why is Ah Yue missing?"
As soon as Liu Yinyin turned her head, she saw that there was no one beside her, she got up suspiciously, looked around, and shouted a few words.But no one answered her.
At this moment, when he suddenly heard the sound of crushing dead leaves behind him, Dang even thought it was Luo Yueming, and hurriedly turned his head and said, "Ah Yue, you are so bad, you dare to scare me! Ahhhh!!!!"
The person who came was not Luo Yueming at all, but a fox. To be precise, he should be half-human, half-fox. His cultivation was not advanced, but his appearance was pretty good.
The spell was drawn by Luo Yueming casually, and it has no other purpose, but the person who is cursed will disperse yang and gather yin. Simply put, it is easy to hit evil.
Luo Yueming originally thought that she could attract a powerful evil spirit, but it turned out that she was a vixen. It seemed that she saw that the little senior sister was born as beautiful as a flower, so she wanted to harvest yin and mend yang.
Liu Yinyin was born with incomplete six senses, so she can't cultivate the golden elixir at all, but fortunately, she has her own father and senior brothers to escort her, and she has never been wronged in the slightest. Seeing this fox demon without clothes, she is not afraid, she glanced down a few times, She curled her lips in disgust and said, "It's so small, it's not as big as my father's!"
The amount of information was so great that Luo Yueming almost fell off the branch.
What?The little senior sister is not a man or a woman, but she still despises other people's little ones?
Also, what does it mean to be older than her father?Has she seen it?
Can't it?Although it is said that the little senior sister was not born to the master, but after all, they are father and daughter in name... The master is simply insane!
Luo Yueming secretly cursed at Liu Zongshi a few words, looked up to see the fox demon became angry from embarrassment, rushed over, grabbed Liu Yinyin's wrist, ignored her resistance, and pushed him to the ground.
Liu Yinyin struggled vigorously, shouting "Ah Yue, save me".
Hearing this, Luo Yueming felt extremely upset, secretly thought that she was a scumbag, if the little senior sister was innocent, wouldn't she be blaming others?
Immediately raised his hand and slapped himself in the mouth, flew down the tree, before he could go up to save people, he heard a scream, the fox demon was grabbed by the neck by the little senior sister, held it up in the air, and pulled him out with one hand. Neidan!
This time the accident happened so fast that Luo Yueming was still a little overwhelmed. Under the night, the young senior sister seemed to have grown taller and her chest was flattened. Standing with the light behind her back, people couldn't see her face. A round demon pill floated in the palm of his hand.
Throwing the fox demon away, Liu Yinyin arrived in front of Luo Yueming almost instantly, grabbed his neck, punched the big tree behind her, and stuffed the demon pill into his mouth.Luo Yueming hadn't reacted to the doubts that her senior sister seemed to have turned into a man, her throat shrank, and she swallowed the demon pill.Immediately, with a move of the long sword, Liu Yinyin was forced back, clutching her throat to spit it out.
But it was useless, as soon as this thing entered his body, it immediately merged with him, and he couldn't spit it out at all.Then Liu Yinyin said with a smile in a voice that didn't belong to her, "Ah Yue, don't vomit, this stuff is very tonic, it's good for you if you eat it."
Luo Yueming gritted her teeth and said, "You're not a little senior sister, who are you? Tell me!"
"I am and I am not. She is just one side of me, and now is my original appearance." Liu Yinyin smiled slightly, with the breeze blowing, her long hair flying, under the moonlight, she was so handsome that people couldn't take their eyes off, "You You can also call me Liu Yijing."
When Luo Yueming heard it, she immediately went crazy, what is this all about?
Liu Yijing is the name of the little senior sister, Yinyin is just her small name!
It was said in the original text that the little senior sister had swallowed the underworld pill, and then changed from male to female, but it didn't say that there was such a big difference in personality?
I don't know if it's Luo Yueming's delusion, the little senior sister who has changed her sexuality—?—Let's call him Liu Yijing, she has lost her feminine appearance, but she is so handsome that she is not like ordinary people, with clear features, red lips and white teeth, she looks quite gentle.
But just now, he was able to dissect the fox demon pill, and the method is not cruel.
Liu Yijing didn't seem to intend to hurt him, instead she smiled and said, "Ah Yue, I really don't want to hurt you, but I have my own reasons and I have to do this, I hope you understand."
Luo Yueming understands shit, and feels that the plot is so broken that even his mother doesn't know it.
Originally, the big brother was haunted by demons, one body and two souls, which made his duodenum hurt, but now he is doing well, and the little senior sister is even worse, a man and a woman, this is a posture to go to heaven.
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