Beautiful senior brother can never be enchanted

Luo Yueming has been suffering from headaches recently.

Both he and the eldest brother are big men who stand up to the sky, and neither of them has nursed a child.

Before the child was born, in order to welcome the child, Luo Yueming specially found a few experienced women who had given birth to learn from them.

Prepared a lot of miscellaneous things.

But when the baby was born, I was in a hurry and didn't know how to breastfeed the baby.

Liu Yijing's child took the shape of a golden lotus and was raised in a lotus pond in the courtyard.

Luo Yue watched day and night, fearing that the child would be bored, she even found a spiritual carp and raised them together in the lotus pond.

On a certain night, the lotus pond suddenly became agitated. When the two rushed over, they saw a golden light shining in front of them, and the water in the lotus pond was bubbling and bubbling.

It was only when Luo Yueming woke up from a dream when she heard a baby crying, she quickly wrapped the baby in a blanket.

The child is very small, like a milk cat, with eyes closed, crying softly, and born with a nail-sized coat of arms on his forehead, which faintly looks like a nine-petaled lotus flower.

Eyebrows and nose are exactly the same as Liu Yijing, and the rest is very similar to Senior Brother Yue.

Because the child didn't grow up in the mother's womb, it has been attached to the golden lotus, and it has been soaked in water all day long.

The physique is much weaker than that of ordinary children.Luo Yueming was afraid that the child would not survive, so he took extra care of it.

Put the child in a small bamboo basket at night and stare at it all the time.

But milking children is a very serious problem, what about milk?

A mother is one who has milk,? Without milk, the child will starve to death sooner or later.

Fortunately, the elder brother captured a doe that had just given birth from outside, and temporarily kept it in the yard, so that it could feed on the doe's milk. After all, it was not a long-term solution.

At the beginning, Luo Yueming was worried that the child would not eat, but in the end, the child was quite obedient, probably because he was starving, but he was not picky eaters.

At the beginning, Luo Yueming promised Liu Yijing that he would treat the child as his own, so he thought about choosing a name for the child.

On the issue of the surname, I had a disagreement with the eldest brother.

Luo Yueming felt that the child's surname should be Luo. After all, he was the one who promised to have sex.

What the elder brother meant was that no matter whether the child came out of Luo Yueming's belly or not, as long as he called Luo Yueming "father", it would be the child of the two of them.

So it was named Xie Wen.

I hope that when the child grows up, he will not be unkind to others like Liu Yijing, and become a truly gentle and kind person, worthy of his teachers and this life.

Luo Yueming felt that it was necessary to give the child a nickname. I heard people say that the lower the name, the easier it is to support him when he grows up.

Then I discussed with my elder brother and chose one from the small characters such as iron basin, iron pan, dog, dog egg, maomao, pig, crow slave, hemp ball, sesame seed and so on.

At that time, Xie Shuanghua was responding to Luo Yueming's begging and writing a letter to Tianjianzong. When he heard this, his wrist trembled, and the words were crooked.

He really couldn't agree with Luo Yueming's aesthetics.

I also don't agree with the saying that the cheaper the name, the easier it is to feed.But turning around, she saw Luo Yueming hugging the child and looking up at him with great interest.

At that moment, she felt that as long as Luo Yueming was happy, other things were not important.

Then he picked up a pen and wrote down the word "crow slave", and decided on the name so easily.

After Xie Shuanghua sent the letter out, he thought about it for a while, and said to Luo Yueming solemnly: "Crow slave is crow slave, it's up to you, but if the two of us have children in the future, we must not name them like this !"

Luo Yueming sighed, looking at the child in her arms, thinking that there should only be such a crow slave in this life.There will be no other children.

Perhaps because of Jinlian's incarnation, or simply because of Liu Yijing's spiritual wisdom, the crow slave grew very fast, more than double the growth speed of ordinary children.

And being able to communicate with insects, fish, birds and beasts is really a talent.

But after God opened a window for him, he mercilessly kicked the door shut.The crow slave can't speak.

No matter how Luo Yueming taught, he just couldn't learn it, not only couldn't learn it, but also refused to open his mouth.

When Mingming was born, the crow slave had a tongue, and just to be on the safe side, Luo Yueming checked the gender of the child on purpose, for fear that this child, like Liu Yijing, had a sex life, so he would be in trouble .

Fortunately, the crow slave has grown up very well, and he is a serious man.

Because of the crow slave's inability to speak, Luo Yueming was melancholy for a long time.

What Xie Shuanghua meant was that depending on the crow slave, maybe one day, this child would be willing to speak, and that's unknown.

Although Yanu couldn't speak, he learned sign language very quickly, and his inability to speak did not prevent him from making friends. The carp in the lotus pond in the courtyard had already grown very large.

He was with Yanu since he was a child, probably because of the influence of Jinlian, the carp turned into a human form not long after.

But it may be that the way is too shallow, he looks like a child, but his face and body are covered with black and blue fish scales, and he talks a lot, and he spits bubbles while talking.

Luo Yueming was very relieved, it didn't matter if there were multiple playmates, it was better than being bored by Ya Nu alone.

But after a while, he found that after having carp friends, the crow slave was obviously much more naughty than before.

They lived in a remote small town in the world. In order to prevent others from finding out their identities, they lived halfway up the mountain. Normally, when Luo Yueming went down the mountain, he would pretend to be an ordinary couple with Xie Shuanghua.

When Luo Yueming and Xie Shuanghua went out to get rid of evil spirits, they left the crow slave and the carp to guard the house.

When they came back, the small bamboo house seemed to have been swept away by bandits, and the two children had disappeared.

This made Luo Yueming's head smoke with anxiety, but fortunately the elder brother was prepared and set a restraint on the crow slave before leaving.

All the way to the small town at the foot of the mountain, the scene was already in chaos.

Luo Yueming and Xie Shuanghua glanced at each other, quickly brought the scene under control, and the senior brother lifted the carp spirit up like a chick.

And Luo Yueming hugged the crow slave who was about to rush up to beat people, and raised his eyes to see the Taoist disciples who had fallen all over the ground in front of him.

After some questioning, the two knew the whole story.

The carp spirit still liked to brag when he was young, so he fooled the crow slave down the mountain and led him to the market town, where he saw fish just caught from the river being sold at a small stall.

Probably some distant relative of the little carp. In short, the little carp was very angry. He not only smashed the stall, but also accidentally tore off the cloak on his body, revealing his original appearance, scaring the local people and running away.

Just happened to be bumped into by a Taoist disciple passing by, no, the fight broke out again.

The little carp spirit is useless. If you are in a hurry to fight with someone, you will spit on others frantically, making the other party's body stink extremely.

What the two of them didn't expect was that the crow slave was so brave, he had never learned any spells at all, and he was able to knock down a group of fifteen or six-year-old Xuanmen disciples to the ground.

Not only that, but it was unscathed.

Luo Yueming didn't know how to feel about it for a while.

What's more coincidental is that this group of Xuanmen disciples are also disciples of Fuyingu and Tianjianzong.

Coincidentally.

Ever since Tianjianzong announced to the outside world that Fuyingu and Fuyingu were in the same spirit, the two sects have been in close contact, and it is not uncommon for disciples from the sect to go down the mountain together to travel together.

Out of the elder's love for the younger generation, Luo Yueming raised a smiling face, took the initiative to help the disciples, and said with a smile: "It hurts from the fall, right? Come on, get up, the ground is cold, don't lie down."

I never thought that the other party would not appreciate it, and even said aggressively: "Don't touch me! Who are you? Why are you with evil spirits?"

Evil?

Luo Yueming looked at Yanu, then turned his gaze to the unconvinced carp spirit who was still clamoring for a fight, and said with a smile, "What are you talking about? He's not evil, but just a carp. It’s all about becoming fine, and it won’t hurt anyone.”

After a pause, he asked again: "By the way, you are traveling in the mountains? What are you doing here? Could there be evil spirits here?"

There must be evil spirits, but it is impossible to have evil spirits. If there are two people sitting in the town, there will be absolutely no evil spirits harming people within a hundred miles.

Then I heard a disciple wearing the uniform of a disciple of the Heavenly Sword Sect say: "When I went down the mountain to travel, I heard that there was an expert guarding this place, so I wondered which family's expert it was, so I came here together. talent……"

Luo Yueming raised her eyes, and saw that the young man who spoke was only in his teens, and his face looked very strange. He guessed that in recent years, the Heavenly Sword Sect had also recruited fewer disciples.

Apart from other things, just looking at his appearance, he was born in Tsinghua University, and his speech is quite polite. The disciple uniform he wears is also different from the other disciples. I think he should be what Senior Brother Pei said in his letter, and he is accepted as an entry-level disciple.

It seems to be called, what is it?

"Students of the Heavenly Sword Sect, Qin Chuan has met two of you!"

Oh, that's right, it's called Qin Chuan.

Luo Yueming nodded secretly, quite satisfied with this little nephew.

Then I heard the Fuyin Valley disciple who spoke before shouting: "Senior brother Qin! Why are you still saying hello to them? They raised that dead fish spirit, so they may not be good people!"

"Shut up, don't be rude. Help tidy up the stall."

Qin Chuan said so, and took out money from his sleeve, and walked in front of the people hiding behind the stall, "These are fish money for the elderly."

"Thank you son, thank you son, I met a good man, I met a good man!"

"Bah bah! Yuyu is so cute, why do you want to eat fish! Don't kill fish!" The carp spirit was full of dissatisfaction and spit bubbles all over his face.

Xie Shuanghua glanced down at him, and the carp spirit immediately shut up, not even daring to spit out bubbles.

"You two don't look like ordinary people, are you casual cultivators?"

Luo Yueming thought, I am your junior uncle, and your senior brother is your uncle, do you think we are casual cultivators?

But on the bright side, he smiled and said: "The two of us are just ordinary people."

"Impossible, if it weren't for casual cultivators, how could it be possible to subdue the dead fish spirit, it must be..."

The disciple's eyes widened, and his voice stopped abruptly. Even though he opened his mouth wide, his tongue didn't obey, and he couldn't make any sound.

Qin Chuan said eagerly: "Senior!"

"He's too loud." Xie Shuanghua said nonchalantly.

"Haha, don't worry, don't worry, small scene, small scene." Luo Yueming smoothed things over with a smile, seeing that the crow slave wanted to run away, she simply hugged him up, and suggested: "Meeting is fate, I know there is a family here The food in the restaurant is good, to express my apologies, how about I treat everyone to a meal?"

"How good is this..."

"Then it's settled. Come on, don't be shy."

Luo Yueming hugged the crow slave and led the way for everyone, thinking to himself, finally, he can no longer eat the food cooked by the elder brother tonight.

Maybe it has something to do with the elder brother's body. The elder brother prefers to eat some wild animals, such as hares, small sparrows and so on.

Although it is not enough to drink blood, but 360 five days a year, Luo Yueming will almost turn into a wild rabbit if he eats this.

After arriving at the restaurant, Luo Yueming reserved three tables boldly and invited Qin Chuan to have a table with them alone, wanting to ask about Tianjianzong.

Although there have been occasional letters in the past few years, based on Luo Yueming's understanding of Senior Brother Pei, he must only report good news and not bad news.

Qin Chuan had no choice but to follow upstairs.

Because of a mistake, Xie Shuanghua punished the carp spirit to squat in a corner, and originally let the crow slave squat, but in the end Luo Yueming protected his shortcomings and held the crow slave tightly.

I was afraid that Xie Shuanghua would do something to the crow slave.

"You're welcome, eat your vegetables and eat your vegetables."

Luo Yueming greeted him with a smile all over his face. Seeing that Qin Chuan was more reserved, he wondered if it was his illusion. He could vaguely see the shadow of Senior Brother Yue in this young man.

The same shy and quiet, couldn't help but glanced a few more times.

It wasn't until Xie Shuanghua grabbed his hand from under the table that Luo Yueming came to his senses and asked with a smile, "I heard that you are the direct disciple of the Heavenly Sword Sect Master?"

Qin Chuan raised his eyes in doubt and asked, "How did senior know?"

"Ah, this... I overheard them chatting together just now." Luo Yueming prevaricated, "Speaking of which, when I was young, I had a few encounters with your master. How is Zun now?"

Qin Chuan said: "Master, everything is fine."

"Well, then what?"

"Then?" Qin Chuan raised his eyes and asked with a puzzled face, "Then what?"

"It means that your master has nothing else to say except that everything is fine?"

"I don't know which aspect senior is referring to, please clarify."

Luo Yueming thought to himself, why is this child not up to the mark? Of course, he was referring to whether there is a teacher or not.

But you can't ask this kind of question directly, you can only be more tactful, so Luo Yueming said: "I have a friend, and she has also reached the age to talk about marriage this year..."

"Senior! My master is pure-hearted and ascetic, and doesn't understand human love, so I don't have that aspect... Senior's kindness, junior thank you on behalf of master! I still have something to do, so I left first!"

"Hey? You haven't eaten a few mouthfuls, so you're leaving?" Luo Yueming hurriedly got up to stop her, but the senior brother grabbed the back of her hand.

Xie Shuanghua said: "If you really want to know, why don't you go back in person, won't you know everything?"

"Eldest brother, are you willing to let me go back to the mountain?"

This time it was Luo Yueming who was surprised. In the past few years, the elder brother deliberately took him away from the Heavenly Sword Sect, even though he refused to let him think about the things he did back then, he would take the initiative to allow him to go back to the mountain.

Could it be that the sun is coming out from the west today?

"Well, I agree, but on one condition."

"What condition? Don't say one condition, ten conditions, one hundred conditions, I agree!"

"Okay, then one hundred conditions."

Luo Yueming: "..."

"...Just kidding, put these two little things away tonight. Come and find me at night, and I'll tell you what the conditions are."

Carp Essence: "..."

Crow slave: "..."

Luo Yueming blushed: "Huh?"

It's not what he thinks, is it?No way?No way?

We're all old couples, so we still have to do this?It's embarrassing, how can you say that in front of the children?

"That's what you think." Xie Shuanghua stood up, looked out the window, saw that the disciples had already left, and it was not too early, so he said, "I'll go back and clean up first, and you must come back before dark."

After speaking, he went downstairs first.

Luo Yueming looked at his nose, nose and heart, and felt uneasy. When he noticed someone staring at him, he lowered his head and saw a pair of clear and bright eyes.

"Good boy, your father and father are upset. You and Ah Li will spend the night here. When I go back, please coax him first. When he calms down, you will come back."

Crow slave: "..."

Carp Spirit: "Hey, I know why!"

"You know shit! You troublemaker! Believe it or not, I hung you on the clothesline, dried you into dried salted fish, and then fed it to the cat!" Luo Yueming threw a steamed bun at him.

Carp Essence hurriedly put her head in her hands and said, "No, cats are the scariest thing!"

"I know I'm afraid. You are not allowed to go anywhere tonight. Protect the crow slave here. If anything happens, I will lock you up with a hundred cats!"

The carp spirit cried and jumped into the crow slave's arms: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

After the two brats were dealt with, the sun was about to set.

Luo Yueming kept in mind what the elder brother said, and must hurry back before the sun goes down.

So he hurried all the way, and finally rushed back before the sun went down.

Standing at the door, Luo Yueming was a little nervous.

Speaking of coming down from the mountain, he seldom got close to the elder brother.

On the one hand, he was concentrating on taking care of the children, and on the other hand, he was that stupid dragon of the big brother, who didn't know how to restrain himself at all when he did that kind of thing.

There is no end to the line, and sometimes it will be a few days after waking up, and the baby who is waiting to be fed is so hungry that he will cry.

Pinch your fingers and do the math, it's probably more than a month since you double-cultivated with the senior brother, probably the senior brother has already suppressed his anger.

Therefore, Luo Yueming was a little frightened, a layer of cold sweat broke out in his palms, he gritted his teeth, and said in his heart, at worst, he would lose his ass, a man, how can he shrink back when things happen?

So, he took a deep breath, poked a hole in the door with his fingers, lay on the door panel, and looked inside furtively.

The room has been neatly tidied up, the tables, chairs and benches are all neatly arranged, but there is no sign of the elder brother.

Could it be that the eldest brother is not in the room?

Luo Yueming pinched her chin and thought about it, she thought to herself, how could she not be allowed to go back to her mother's house after getting married?

Just go back, just go back, when he led the two brats back to the Heavenly Sword Sect overnight, even if the senior brother wanted to stop him, it would be too late.

As soon as she said go, Luo Yueming held her breath, turned around and slipped out without a sound, and only a few steps away, she suddenly heard a babbling sound from behind, looking back, she was surprised to see that the door opened at some time.

The senior brother's voice floated from inside: "Yueming, where else do you want to go?"

Luo Yueming swallowed hard, smiled calmly and said, "Who wants to run away? I didn't. I just forgot to buy some drinks and peanuts. I'll come back as soon as I go!"

After saying these words quickly, Luo Yueming immediately turned around without hesitation, and ran out.

Unexpectedly, before he ran a few steps, a green silk came up behind him, wrapped around his waist in an instant, and before Luo Yueming could react, he was dragged in.

With a bang, the door slammed shut from the outside.