Beautiful senior brother can never be enchanted
Chapter 18 1 Thigh Pinch, Prepare to Cry
Take a few quick steps, and followed Xie Shuanghua through the cave door step by step.
"Wow, my old swan! Who is this, so rich?"
As they got closer, Luo Yueming could see clearly that the reason why the cave door was yellow was because the door was built with gold!
Just now, the corpses slammed into the door, bumping into gold nuggets all over the floor.
Xie Shuanghua tilted his head and saw Luo Yueming picked up the gold nugget on the ground and wanted to bite it in his mouth. He frowned and said, "Yueming, don't bite, it has corpse poison and is dirty."
When Luo Yueming heard that there was corpse poison, she quickly threw the gold away.
He grew up so big, he had never seen so much gold before, the gold beads given to the old bustard in the flower building were fake, but he used it casually to deceive his eyes.
The gold at this moment is the real thing!
"Eldest senior brother, I suddenly want to die here." Luo Yueming looked at the wealth that did not belong to him with annoyance, "If I die in the future, senior senior brother will build an ordinary pure gold coffin, and it will Build me a shining golden door like this, and bury me, okay?"
Xie Shuanghua shook his head.
Luo Yueming was a little lost, and suddenly thought that she was hit to death by a dung truck, and no relatives went to the mortuary to claim it.
Thinking about it, there is no one who burns paper money for him.When alive, he is like an unwanted stray dog on the street, and when he is dead, he is also the poorest ghost in the underworld.
Luo Yueming said again: "I have to burn some of the paper money, right? I don't ask for every month, just burn a few paper money every year during the Qingming Festival!"
Xie Shuanghua still shook his head.
Luo Yueming was extremely disappointed, thinking to herself that she was so shameless that she bothered others for no reason.
Just thinking about trying to smooth things over quickly, he pretended to be relaxed, smiling all over his face, and wanted to tell Xie Shuanghua that he was actually just joking.
Unexpectedly, Xie Shuanghua said: "With Eldest Brother around, no one would dare to hurt you at all. Even if you die, Eldest Brother will revive you."
In other words, Xie Shuanghua never thought that Luo Yueming would die.So I don't think about coffin paper money at all.
After hearing this, Luo Yueming was in a trance.Suddenly he opened his arms towards Xie Shuanghua.
Xie Shuanghua frowned: "What are you doing?"
"Brother, come here, give me a hug!"
Xie Shuanghua: "..."
After entering the cave, there was a tunnel in front of him. With a wave of Xie Shuanghua's hand, the candles on both sides of the tunnel immediately ignited.
Only then can we get a glimpse of the whole picture of the tunnel.It looks like a tomb, with many gold and silver utensils placed under its feet, and even the walls are engraved with the life stories of the owner of the tomb.
You can practice Taoism at the age of five, you can fight tigers at the age of seven, you can draw talismans at the age of eight, you can't fall with a golden gun at the age of 12, and there are countless imperial daughters at the age of 16, all of which are skipped.
Luo Yueming approached and took a closer look, pinching his chin and muttering: "In the 11th year of Zhengxuan, I watched the sky at night and learned that the end is approaching. I am over fifty years old and have no children under my knees. , I hope it can carry forward the Cangxu faction."
Xie Shuanghua: "It was Cangxu Sect's previous suzerain, who died of a madness in the 11th year of Zhengxuan."
Luo Yueming didn't have much impression of the previous suzerain of the Cangxu Sect, and guessed it was just cannon fodder in the original text.
After all, it was said in the original text that after Pei Xuandu entered the Heavenly Sword Sect, he fell seriously ill and fell into a coma for seven days and seven nights.I don't remember anything after waking up.
He even forgot about Xie Shuanghua's life-saving grace. When he woke up, he saw Master.
In the later stage of the original text, after Pei Xuandu was struck by a gu, his memory came back to life, and he slaughtered all the Cangxu sect with one sword.Although he remembered everything back then, because of the disaster of Gu, his love and hatred were reversed, and he hated Xie Shuanghua even more.It's ridiculous to say the least.
"...I don't have much to worry about after my death, but the concubines in the house are not at ease. I get entangled with some lunatics for fear of the concubines. After my death, all the concubines will be buried..."
The rest of the handwriting was blurred, and Luo Yueming couldn't see clearly. She looked for the mural and walked a few steps forward, only to see that someone had moved the wall, and when she reached out to touch it, it was still slightly wet.
Xie Shuanghua followed, exchanged glances with him, said a few words and stepped back, then cut open a layer of mud wall with his sword, and saw a coffin embedded in the wall.
"One, two, three, four...twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen! My God, this damn old thing actually has fifteen concubines?"
Luo Yueming was shocked, she had never heard of it, that a bad old man who was over half a hundred years old actually took fifteen concubines!
Unexpectedly, Xie Shuanghua said: "It's more than that, this is a double-layer coffin."
Luo Yueming: "..."
He now seriously suspects that the old man didn't die from madness at all, it should be right away.
But now is not the time to discuss the old man's romantic history, the whereabouts of the brothers and sisters are still unknown, whether they are alive or dead.
Luo Yueming said: "Brother, when you go down the mountain, can you take the spirit stones of your brothers and sisters with you?"
The so-called spirit stone is actually a kind of gemstone in the cultivation world. All the disciples of Tianjianzong will take a drop of blood and drop it on it after they join the master's school.
The colors of the spiritual stones of different disciples are also similar, but there is one thing in common, that is, when a person dies, the spiritual stones will instantly shatter into slag.In the original text, after Xie Shuanghua died, the spirit stone was shattered into powder on the spot.
In addition to verifying the life and death of disciples, Lingshi also has another purpose, that is, search and rescue.If a disciple encounters danger outside, he can rely on the spirit stone to find the general direction of his distress.
Of course, if you want Lingshi to be as obedient as a hunting pole, you need to give it some color.Generally speaking, there are only two things that can be used, boy urine and black dog blood.
Although Luo Yueming didn't have the blood of a black dog, he had enough urine for a boy.
Xie Shuanghua shook his head: "The spirit stones of the disciples are all in the Heavenly Sword Sect."
"Ah?" Luo Yueming said with a gloomy face, "How can you go out of the mountain to carry out a mission without bringing a spirit stone? Eldest brother never thought that we would be separated?"
Xie Shuanghua said: "Bring it, yours."
Luo Yueming: "..."
ok, ok.Guessing that the spirit stone of the little senior sister is in the master's place, I don't blame the senior brother.
Suddenly, a very low sound of slapping on the door panel was heard.Resounds throughout the silent grave.
Luo Yueming was terrified, thinking it was a fraudulent corpse, the sword was half drawn.
Xie Shuanghua raised his hand to signal him to keep quiet, but when he listened carefully, the voice came from inside the coffin.
The two walked forward, and Luo Yueming tentatively replied with three long and one short.Soon, three long and one short sounds came from inside the coffin.
Quickly glanced at each other, no one said anything, Xie Shuanghua's hand was very strong, and with one hand pushed, the heavy coffin board immediately flew out obliquely, and crashed out of a deep hole with a bang.
What caught the eye was a mummy, which seemed to have been dead for many years, the flesh had been corroded long ago, leaving only a skeleton.It can be discerned vaguely that it is a young woman.
Because the other party doesn't have a penis.
"Wow, my old swan! Who is this, so rich?"
As they got closer, Luo Yueming could see clearly that the reason why the cave door was yellow was because the door was built with gold!
Just now, the corpses slammed into the door, bumping into gold nuggets all over the floor.
Xie Shuanghua tilted his head and saw Luo Yueming picked up the gold nugget on the ground and wanted to bite it in his mouth. He frowned and said, "Yueming, don't bite, it has corpse poison and is dirty."
When Luo Yueming heard that there was corpse poison, she quickly threw the gold away.
He grew up so big, he had never seen so much gold before, the gold beads given to the old bustard in the flower building were fake, but he used it casually to deceive his eyes.
The gold at this moment is the real thing!
"Eldest senior brother, I suddenly want to die here." Luo Yueming looked at the wealth that did not belong to him with annoyance, "If I die in the future, senior senior brother will build an ordinary pure gold coffin, and it will Build me a shining golden door like this, and bury me, okay?"
Xie Shuanghua shook his head.
Luo Yueming was a little lost, and suddenly thought that she was hit to death by a dung truck, and no relatives went to the mortuary to claim it.
Thinking about it, there is no one who burns paper money for him.When alive, he is like an unwanted stray dog on the street, and when he is dead, he is also the poorest ghost in the underworld.
Luo Yueming said again: "I have to burn some of the paper money, right? I don't ask for every month, just burn a few paper money every year during the Qingming Festival!"
Xie Shuanghua still shook his head.
Luo Yueming was extremely disappointed, thinking to herself that she was so shameless that she bothered others for no reason.
Just thinking about trying to smooth things over quickly, he pretended to be relaxed, smiling all over his face, and wanted to tell Xie Shuanghua that he was actually just joking.
Unexpectedly, Xie Shuanghua said: "With Eldest Brother around, no one would dare to hurt you at all. Even if you die, Eldest Brother will revive you."
In other words, Xie Shuanghua never thought that Luo Yueming would die.So I don't think about coffin paper money at all.
After hearing this, Luo Yueming was in a trance.Suddenly he opened his arms towards Xie Shuanghua.
Xie Shuanghua frowned: "What are you doing?"
"Brother, come here, give me a hug!"
Xie Shuanghua: "..."
After entering the cave, there was a tunnel in front of him. With a wave of Xie Shuanghua's hand, the candles on both sides of the tunnel immediately ignited.
Only then can we get a glimpse of the whole picture of the tunnel.It looks like a tomb, with many gold and silver utensils placed under its feet, and even the walls are engraved with the life stories of the owner of the tomb.
You can practice Taoism at the age of five, you can fight tigers at the age of seven, you can draw talismans at the age of eight, you can't fall with a golden gun at the age of 12, and there are countless imperial daughters at the age of 16, all of which are skipped.
Luo Yueming approached and took a closer look, pinching his chin and muttering: "In the 11th year of Zhengxuan, I watched the sky at night and learned that the end is approaching. I am over fifty years old and have no children under my knees. , I hope it can carry forward the Cangxu faction."
Xie Shuanghua: "It was Cangxu Sect's previous suzerain, who died of a madness in the 11th year of Zhengxuan."
Luo Yueming didn't have much impression of the previous suzerain of the Cangxu Sect, and guessed it was just cannon fodder in the original text.
After all, it was said in the original text that after Pei Xuandu entered the Heavenly Sword Sect, he fell seriously ill and fell into a coma for seven days and seven nights.I don't remember anything after waking up.
He even forgot about Xie Shuanghua's life-saving grace. When he woke up, he saw Master.
In the later stage of the original text, after Pei Xuandu was struck by a gu, his memory came back to life, and he slaughtered all the Cangxu sect with one sword.Although he remembered everything back then, because of the disaster of Gu, his love and hatred were reversed, and he hated Xie Shuanghua even more.It's ridiculous to say the least.
"...I don't have much to worry about after my death, but the concubines in the house are not at ease. I get entangled with some lunatics for fear of the concubines. After my death, all the concubines will be buried..."
The rest of the handwriting was blurred, and Luo Yueming couldn't see clearly. She looked for the mural and walked a few steps forward, only to see that someone had moved the wall, and when she reached out to touch it, it was still slightly wet.
Xie Shuanghua followed, exchanged glances with him, said a few words and stepped back, then cut open a layer of mud wall with his sword, and saw a coffin embedded in the wall.
"One, two, three, four...twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen! My God, this damn old thing actually has fifteen concubines?"
Luo Yueming was shocked, she had never heard of it, that a bad old man who was over half a hundred years old actually took fifteen concubines!
Unexpectedly, Xie Shuanghua said: "It's more than that, this is a double-layer coffin."
Luo Yueming: "..."
He now seriously suspects that the old man didn't die from madness at all, it should be right away.
But now is not the time to discuss the old man's romantic history, the whereabouts of the brothers and sisters are still unknown, whether they are alive or dead.
Luo Yueming said: "Brother, when you go down the mountain, can you take the spirit stones of your brothers and sisters with you?"
The so-called spirit stone is actually a kind of gemstone in the cultivation world. All the disciples of Tianjianzong will take a drop of blood and drop it on it after they join the master's school.
The colors of the spiritual stones of different disciples are also similar, but there is one thing in common, that is, when a person dies, the spiritual stones will instantly shatter into slag.In the original text, after Xie Shuanghua died, the spirit stone was shattered into powder on the spot.
In addition to verifying the life and death of disciples, Lingshi also has another purpose, that is, search and rescue.If a disciple encounters danger outside, he can rely on the spirit stone to find the general direction of his distress.
Of course, if you want Lingshi to be as obedient as a hunting pole, you need to give it some color.Generally speaking, there are only two things that can be used, boy urine and black dog blood.
Although Luo Yueming didn't have the blood of a black dog, he had enough urine for a boy.
Xie Shuanghua shook his head: "The spirit stones of the disciples are all in the Heavenly Sword Sect."
"Ah?" Luo Yueming said with a gloomy face, "How can you go out of the mountain to carry out a mission without bringing a spirit stone? Eldest brother never thought that we would be separated?"
Xie Shuanghua said: "Bring it, yours."
Luo Yueming: "..."
ok, ok.Guessing that the spirit stone of the little senior sister is in the master's place, I don't blame the senior brother.
Suddenly, a very low sound of slapping on the door panel was heard.Resounds throughout the silent grave.
Luo Yueming was terrified, thinking it was a fraudulent corpse, the sword was half drawn.
Xie Shuanghua raised his hand to signal him to keep quiet, but when he listened carefully, the voice came from inside the coffin.
The two walked forward, and Luo Yueming tentatively replied with three long and one short.Soon, three long and one short sounds came from inside the coffin.
Quickly glanced at each other, no one said anything, Xie Shuanghua's hand was very strong, and with one hand pushed, the heavy coffin board immediately flew out obliquely, and crashed out of a deep hole with a bang.
What caught the eye was a mummy, which seemed to have been dead for many years, the flesh had been corroded long ago, leaving only a skeleton.It can be discerned vaguely that it is a young woman.
Because the other party doesn't have a penis.
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