Beautiful senior brother can never be enchanted

Tick-?-tick-?-

It seemed to be raining overhead.

Luo Yueming's consciousness was blurred, and he vaguely felt that it was raining.

He seemed to have been stripped naked and thrown into the woods, with the sound of pattering rain in his ears.

It seems to be summer,? The air is humid and hot,? There is a faint mist,? The forest path is muddy, and it is muddy everywhere.Not to mention people, even beasts walking on it, will sink into a footprint, and you can't pull it out no matter how you pull it out.

In that muddy soil, it seems that countless ghost hands have been born, dragging the long legs that have been sunk into it, wishing they could not even get in by the roots.

Luo Yueming felt sullen and short of breath. He really couldn't bear the sweltering heat of summer. The air was humid and humid. There was still a faint smell of fresh mud. It didn't smell bad, but it just made his head ache. Painful.

The temples are exaggeratedly bulging, as if someone is using a small hammer to gouge.Luo Yueming wanted to struggle several times, to be stopped, but her body seemed to be rooted, and she couldn't move at all.

In a trance,? He cursed inwardly for which conscienceless dog? He actually threw him into the desolate woods, where he was exposed to the wind and the sun, and was bullied by the wind and rain.

On the cheeks, lips, Adam's apple, collarbone, even the chest and lower abdomen, and even the places that make people blush and heartbeat, are all wet by the rain, and they are drenched.

His mind is in a mess, his mood is like a rotten tomato, indescribably sweet and muddy, like soaking in stagnant water, he can't get up, he can't get down, his body seems to be nothing, sinking and floating between heaven and earth, It's just a speck of dust.

When I woke up, I didn't know where I was.It took a long time to realize that he was in a warm dragon's nest, covered with an animal skin blanket, no wonder he could still smell the fishy smell in his sleep, Luo Yueming stretched out his hand to push the blanket away, and his tentacles were icy cold wet.

All the previous events slowly emerged in his mind. He was forcibly pressed into the dragon's nest by a flood dragon, and then received two sticks on his body, female Fu Chenghuan.

Except that the belly is not big, it is almost the same as the one on the water mirror.

Luo Yueming was stunned for half a stick of incense before remembering to raise her hand and slap herself in the mouth, and couldn't help crying.

What kind of crime is this, to be put to sleep by a dragon!

This dragon is none other than the elder brother's biological father!

She slept with her father and her son at the same time. Not only did she cheat on the elder brother, but she also cheated on the mother-in-law!

What the hell is God making fun of him to arrange such a plot for him!

Luo Yueming's heart was ashamed, and she didn't even have the courage to see her elder brother again.

I even felt that I was dirty, unclean, and even my soul was defiled by that ugly stinky long bug.

What made Luo Yueming feel even more broken was that no matter what he was, he was an upright and pure man, yet he was so fascinated by a mouthful of dragon breath. .

Suddenly flipping the animal skin off her body, Luo Yueming decided to find a rock and hit it to death before committing a bigger mistake.

Suddenly he felt intentional, looked down, and saw a dragon that had shrunk dozens of times, sleeping next to his body.

A section of the dragon's tail is almost immortal, and it is connected to Luo Yueming. As long as he moves a little, he can immediately feel the scales on the dragon's tail stretch out layer by layer, like a blooming crabapple.Each dragon scale has a sharp blade, exuding a cold light.

The Jiaolong seemed to have expected that he would seek death when he woke up, and even grabbed his arm with his dragon claws.He was imprisoned in the dragon's nest.

Luo Yueming didn't even have the strength to seek death, she just thought about how to make the dragon scale stop stretching, so as to let the poor him go.

Carefully raising his hand, he gently hugged the dragon's tail, ready to pull this ugly stinky bug out of his body.

Unexpectedly, I just touched the huge and strong dragon tail.The flood dragon was shocked to hear the movement, and it came to life unexpectedly. It raised a pair of deep eyes, and breathed hot air from its nostrils. Luo Yueming clearly felt that he was about to explode, and immediately grabbed the dragon's horn, dumbfounded. He said in a low voice: "Don't, don't move, put away the dragon scales, and subdue the post!"

Jiaolong was held by the dragon's horn, and he stretched out his thick and bright red tongue, licking Luo Yueming's face lightly, swallowing all his tears into his stomach, and the result was exactly as he said, trying to shrink the dragon scales. Get up and hear a pop.A radish was pulled out, leaving only a radish pit that has not yet calmed down.

Luo Yueming was in unbearable pain, and wished to cut this dragon alive, but she was afraid that the senior brother would not be born, so she couldn't do it herself.

He couldn't do anything to Jiaolong, so he simply did it to himself, as if he was going to slam into the stone pillar next to him.

But before he hit it, he was wrapped around his waist by the dragon's tail, and he was lifted into the air at once.Luo Yueming wished death wholeheartedly, and said loudly: "Put me down, let me die, let me die!"

In Jiaolong's eyes, an incomprehensible sadness suddenly appeared, and he rubbed his head on Luo Yueming's abdomen affectionately, as if to comfort him.

Under this kind of comfort, Luo Yueming actually felt very familiar, subconsciously murmured to himself in a low voice, and called "big brother", the eyes of the flood dragon suddenly lit up, and slowly exhaled a mouthful of dragon's breath.

"In these years, how many times have you found yourself dead? Haven't you been rescued by Lingwen Shenjun every time? Didn't you just practice with Jiaolong? What's the fuss!"

In the dark and dead cave, a female voice suddenly sounded, that Qingqi priest was brought back by the dragon at some point, as if tied to some corner.

You can only hear voices, but you can't see people.

It's okay that Luo Yueming didn't listen to her voice. After listening to her, she felt that she was nothing. Not to mention the big senior brother who was green, but also broke up Qingqi and Jiaolong. Unless Jiaolong forced this priestess, she would use this goddess The temperament of the official, how willing to commit himself to the dragon.

"I just want to die right now, I really want to die." Luo Yueming covered his face with his hands, exposing his red earlobes, and even his voice was hoarse, "If I say that all this was a misunderstanding, and it didn't come out as I wished, Do you believe it?"

"I believe."

"You, do you really believe it?" Luo Yueming suddenly raised his face, and asked in disbelief, "Aren't you angry, aren't you jealous to the point of madness, aren't you jealous to the point of killing someone?"

Qingqi said: "Why should I be angry, why should I be jealous, why should I eat your idle jealousy? In the world's books, there are many stories that are more deviant than yours, and there are many, like, white snake lady and frail scholar, lonely soul wild Aren't ghosts and down-and-out scholars more deviant than you? What's so strange?"

Among other things, Luo Yueming believed that this priestess was her kind and amiable mother-in-law in the future.

After listening to it, I felt that the priestess's attitude was surprisingly cold. At first glance, she seemed to be someone who had experienced great storms. She deserved to be the mother of the eldest brother, but she was unusual.

Just hearing her mention the book of words in the human world, Luo Yueming asked in amazement: "Could it be that you have lived in the human world before?"

"Yes, I was originally a casual cultivator, and I was only one step away from ascension. When I was hanging pots to help the world, I liked to go to the theater building. Later, I ate a bowl of wontons at a noodle stall on the street. I couldn't die. There was a bird droppings in it." The same thing. I was so hungry that I drank the soup and wontons without realizing it.”

After a pause, Qingqi's voice suddenly sank, and she said in a low voice: "Guess what is that bird droppings?"

Luo Yueming thought hard for a long time, before he could hold back a sentence: "The elixir in the Eight Diagrams Furnace of Taishang Laojun?"

"It's almost there. At that time, I stepped on the auspicious clouds, the three flowers gathered on the top, and soared in situ. I thought that I had worked hard for many years and finally achieved a positive result. I found out later that it was you who were arguing with the Lingwen priest in the upper realm and overturned it by mistake. The medicine cauldron of Lingwen Shenjun, the elixir inside fell into my bowl impartially."

Qingqi sighed: "That's how I ascended."

Luo Yueming: "Wow, what a bumpy road to ascension, it's so bumpy, it's really embarrassing for you."

"Speaking of which, I was able to enter the upper realm and successfully entered the Yuqing Taixu Palace. I would like to thank you for your help. So no matter how outrageous things you do, I will not blame you." Qingqi changed the subject, suddenly He said again: "But God Lord Lingwen really loves you. You shouldn't be cultivating with the same dragon just to anger him. You will lose your status as a priest. And you are obviously the weaker side."

Luo Yueming now feels a headache when he hears this, he is completely confused.

It stands to reason that he and the God of Lingwen who looked exactly like Liu Zongshi were brothers when they were in the world.They entered the Upper Realm together, and they are still brothers.

What kind of overnight feud can there be between brothers, just to anger him... No, really no.

Luo Yueming sighed, and noticed that Jiaolong seemed to be quite weak, but she still stared at him closely, as if afraid that he would be overwhelmed.

I don't know why, under Jiaolong's gaze, he thought of his senior brother again, and thought to himself, although this stinky bug is not dark, but his eyes really resemble the senior brother's.

Subconsciously, he reached out and touched the dragon's horn, and quickly withdrew his hand like an electric shock.

"I've said it many times, this was just an accident... Also, are you really a Priestess?"

Luo Yueming doubted whether this priest Qingqi was a man or a woman, why the discussion of Long Yang's favor was so indifferent, as if it was commonplace, and she was used to it.And between the words, it seems to understand Fengyue quite well.

"female."

"Is it really a woman?"

"Do you want to watch me undress?"

When Luo Yueming heard this, she quickly waved her hands: "No, no, no need, I believe it, I believe it!"

What a joke, peeking at the mother-in-law undressing, then he will die of intestinal dissection.

The current situation is very serious. To sum it up, there are actually two points.

One is that sooner or later the priests from the upper realm will come to the door.After all, this is not a safe place.

The second is that Priest Qingqi is cold-tempered, has strange ideas, and has no interest in Jiaolong, but instead has a faint intention to bless Luo Yueming and Jiaolong.