I swapped my life with me

Aside from Ulysses, who kept making troubles, another witness in the field looked calm, as if he was not affected by the two loving dogs opposite him.

Mu Xuesong asked him: "Behind the high wall outside the store, there should be the arm of the evil god and the bright formation. They really let you 'watch the gate' here alone?"

Grossar then pointed to the book of truth on the table: "It doesn't count as one person."

After finishing speaking, he said again: "Since you are going to 'accompany' me here for a month, why not help out in my store as well, so as to increase the popularity of this place, how about it?"

Mu Xuesong didn't answer immediately, but looked up the window instead.

At this time, several spectators had gathered around the end of the road one after another.

They pointed at the scenery inside the wall, seeming to be quite curious, but when their eyes casually looked at the warning signs next to them, everyone's expressions were in a trance for a moment.

The mood of the tourists began to change, from high spirits to boredom, it took less than three seconds, and they quickly lost interest in the things on the other side of the high wall.

They stopped talking, then turned around in a natural manner, and hurried away in the original direction.

Mu Xue followed the young man's line of sight, and the two of them just watched those passers-by disappearing at the corner of the street. Then the former opened his mouth to explain his confusion, saying: "Those warning signs have slight trance, misleading thinking, and mental retardation attached to them. Magic, group image camouflage, and detection avoidance are simple magics used to confuse the public. Generally speaking, as long as they are affected by any of these magics, they will not continue to explore the various secrets that may exist behind the wall."

Mu Xuesong couldn't catch his breath, and coughed suddenly: "...Wait, what the hell is mental retardation?!"

"Well, it's just an interesting spell that temporarily reduces the intelligence of the 'victim', and it doesn't really turn people into mentally handicapped people." Mu Xue brushed this question lightly, and then continued: "Besides, I also Perceived the vertical and horizontal alarm barriers and anti-biological stances in the wall, its function is to prevent all living and non-living bodies from entering the wall without authorization. Of course, except for the caster and the designated target."

As he said that, he glanced at Grosar: "It seems that you haven't been idle for half a month."

The old god Grossar was holding his hands in his hands, and he had the attitude of a tall man who "flicked his clothes away after the matter, and hid his achievements and fame"-similarly, this should ignore his current short body with thin arms and legs.

Mu Xuesong looked outside through the window for a while, his eyes wandering back and forth on the warning sign with many spells hidden, and at the same time he asked casually: "Old Ge, do you have food and shelter here?"

"Of course." Grossar nodded, not minding the strange address in the mouth of the other party (even though he looks like a blond kid about ten years old now), then pointed to the direction of the back door of the shop, and said: "Several rooms on the second and third floors have just been renovated this week, and I have already cleaned them carefully with cleaning magic."

"If you have no other plans, you can go up and have a look now, and even check in today is no problem."

Mu Xuesong let out a "wow", rubbed his hands, licked his face and continued to ask: "Then, if we add a cat and a dog, and occasionally some fox friends... Cough, some relationships are better." My friends come to help increase (eat) people (eat) gas (drink), is this completely OK?"

Mu Xue reached out and rubbed his hair, and added solemnly beside him: "Grosar, I can pay him a corresponding reward—in the way of a magician."

"Oh, that's not necessary." Grossar's smile widened, his eyes flicked back and forth between the two of them, and he said in a slightly cheerful tone: "Speaking of which, I happen to be a person who likes to be lively, so you are welcome anytime The two friends come to the store to have fun - free food and lodging."

"Hey, if you want to say that, I'm really rude!" Mu Xuesong slapped the table, causing the book of truth and the tablet to jump up, and the young man ignored the red book's dissatisfaction. With the sound of turning the pages, I showed a big smile to Grosal: "Since neither of us has any objection to the 'accompaniment' mission issued by the Special Affairs Department, then Xiaoxue and I will come here tonight to pack our bags and check in."

[Wait, I have objections! 】

The book of truth stood up suddenly, and it was written in bold and bold fonts on the white paper: [Taking tables is prohibited in the store!By the way, help me switch to the next episode, thanks! 】

Grossar tapped twice on the tablet: "Truth, remember not to stand up in front of humans in the future, it will easily scare those ordinary people."

The Book of Truth turned the page back to the tablet computer, and wrote perfunctorily: [Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm」 】

In this way, the two had a rough chat with Grossar, and finally roughly finalized the work charter for the next month.

After that, Mu Xuesong took out his mobile phone and quickly used the internal APP to reply the confirmation message to the boss of the Special Affairs Department in two seconds. Then, at the invitation of Grosal, he took Mr. , The living area on the third floor went back and forth.He directly chose the largest guest room except the master bedroom, and threw Ulysses, who was flailing his teeth and claws, into the smallest room next door, only then did he show a satisfied smile.

"This is the servant girl's room." He announced to the black cat, "From now on, you will be the servant girl for me and Xiaoxue. Do you know what a servant girl is? It is responsible for serving tea and water for us, washing our feet and beating our legs. , plus washing and changing sheets..."

Ulysses popped out ten sharp nails: "Bah!!"

One cat and one person quickly started a battle of the century in the living room on the second floor.

Fearing that it would be affected, Mu Xue and Grosar silently retreated to the stairwell to watch the battle for a long time.

After watching for a while, Grosar suddenly said in a daze: "Two different souls are locked together, and they can perceive each other's thoughts at any time, don't you feel restless?"

Mu Xue turned her head and glanced at him, and said calmly: "The most fortunate thing in my life is to be closely connected with another self, and there will be no distinction between you and me."

"Even," he raised the corners of his mouth, and said his ambition gently: "Even, I hope that this connection can be a little tighter, so tight that it is embedded in the bone marrow, or that it is in harmony with each other... that would be great. ..."

Grossar frowned in distress: "...Ah, do you think so?"

Mu Xue looked at the left side of the blond boy, and said clearly: "You have also established contact with 'him'."

Grossar touched his ribs: "We are still not used to it."

Mu Xue withdrew her gaze. He wasn't very interested in other people's privacy, so he just smiled noncommittally: "Either accept it, or stay away, everything will eventually come to a result."

Grossar shook his head with a wry smile: "Then I hope this will be a good 'result'."

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It has been nearly a week since the two Mr. Mu/Mu officially moved into the blockade area.

That is to say, during this week or so, this small dessert shop named "House of Truth" opened in the "dead end", and began to spread rapidly in the surrounding area and on social networks at an unexpected speed. It's on fire.

Without him, because the waiter in this store is so handsome, it makes people unable to extricate themselves when they see it, and they don't know what products they bought or how much money they spent, anyway... ...Handsome is over!

Except for the blond, gentle and considerate beauty store manager—of course, it is Grossal who used illusion to reshape his image to what he used to be when he was the Pope—the store There are also two male waiters who don't look very dedicated, but are extremely charming in every gesture.

They seem to be a pair of twin brothers, they both have the same short black hair and dark green eyes, but the slightly taller one has a calm and quiet demeanor, which sometimes makes people feel too gloomy, while the other one is the complete opposite, His personality is more uninhibited, often like a little sun that exudes vitality anytime and anywhere, and can bring a series of laughter to the surrounding no matter where he goes.

Not to mention that there is also a golden-eyed black cat known as the "chief mascot of the House of Truth", and the "secondary mascot", a royal husky "Meng Meng" with extremely pure pedigree.Even if someone can not be confused by the beauties of the three handsome guys, he will definitely fall under the furry pads of these two cute little creatures who are either aloof and arrogant, or silly and funny.

Just like the boys and girls who are entering the store now.

These people have completely regarded this store as a cat cafe and dog cafe. After entering the door, they went straight to Ulysses who was lying on the fish tank. The attitude of "just touch it and have no regrets in this life" can be said to be humble To the extreme.

Ulysses raised his chin coldly, flicked his tail unconsciously, and opened his mouth perfunctorily: "Meow."

Next to the fish tank, the little girl in a tutu cupped her face immediately, and said intoxicatedly, "Ah, the 'Mascot of the Truth Family' spoke to me, with a smoky voice I've never heard before! It must have a crush on me! "

Ulysses: "..." Pooh!You are the mascot of the [Book of Truth] family, your whole family is the f*ck!

Mu Xuesong happened to be passing by with a suspiciously shaped broom at this time, so he kindly reminded them: "I will tell you a secret, this fat cat prefers to be respectfully called 'great and noble' Lord Ulysses 'Oh."

A group of little girls suddenly screamed in surprise: "Wow, would you be happy to be called 'adult'? You are indeed the 'mascot of the truth family', so cute!"

Ulysses: "..."Maomao Fried Hair.jpg

The black cat stretched out its right paw, popped out the third nail with a bang, and after pointing its middle fingers at everyone, it quickly retracted the sharp barb back into the flesh with lightning speed. pad.

It thought bitterly in its heart: Heh, when all these stupid ordinary humans who can only hold their heads and scream are gone, I will immediately go to that broken book and fight to the death!

This time, the great and honorable Lord Ulysses is bound to smash the seal of the God of Light on the cover of the "Book of Fallacies"!Aha, ahaha, ahahaha! !

At this time, the black-haired mage who came to look for Mu Xuesong arrived at the scene.

Mu Xue held the young man with one hand, and when she caught sight of Ulysses' hideous cat face, she paused for a few seconds, and then said casually: "If you want to trouble the truth later, it has just followed Ulysses. Hu left City S, and he probably won't come back for a few days."

"?!" Ulysses' gradually grinning mouth suddenly froze.

Mu Xuesong let out a sigh, followed his strength and took two steps towards the man: "When did Yinhu come? What is he doing here?"

However, before Mu Xue could respond to his question, the guests gathered around couldn't hold back and stirred up a small commotion again.

This is also understandable.

Let me ask, who can remain calm and composed when they see two super handsome guys who look exactly the same but have very different temperaments standing side by side, sticking together and talking intimately?

Not even dogs!

Mengmeng, who was lying on guard at the door, immediately pricked up her ears, then wagged her tail and sneaked into the crowd, aiming to give her two "dads" a love collision.

——and once again succeeded in bumping Mu Xuesong into the warm embrace of another "father" who opened at the right time.

Mu Xuesong: "Pfft!"

Mu Xue: "Ah." 0v0

It was like a drop of water falling into boiling oil, and there were bursts of excited voices from the crowd:

"Wow! Good guy, this family of four is in the same frame again today!"

"AWSL..."

"This is not marriage, and it will be very difficult to end in the future! I'm going to kick you, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate!!"

And, another group of Yangou clutching their mobile phones and cameras, ready to take action at any time:

"Damn it...today's 'family portrait' photo is so blurry..."

"Sisters, don't give up! Although all the employees in this store—including the mascot—are all famous 'camera killers', and no one has ever taken a full-face HD photo of the little brothers, as long as you have a dream, We will definitely succeed! Come on!"

"That's right, in time, we will definitely break the curse rumors of the 'lens terminator'! Sisters, let's encourage each other!"

"Come on, everyone, join a group first, and post good photos in it for resource sharing..."

Mu Xuesong: "..."

Mu Xuesong let out a muffled cough, and even with his brazenness, he couldn't help but feel a prickling sense of horror when he heard the whispers around him that he thought were concealed.

With one hand, he pushed the dog's head that was approaching to the side, then pulled Mu Xue away from the crowd quickly, and finally stopped when he walked to the warning sign outside the store.

The young man wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and said, "Damn, the little girl is even more difficult to deal with than the Chaos Lord..."

Then, he ordered to the husky who persisted in following him to have fun, "Mengmeng, squat down. Roll over. Turn around. Did you see that chubby big cat in the store? Hurry up and bully it! Let's go!"

Seeing Mengmeng running away loyally flicking her tongue, Mu Xue couldn't help laughing in a low voice.

He casually added a cognitive interference technique to the two of them, and the little girls in the shop who wanted to continue peeping at them suddenly lost their eyes, and then turned their heads back, ignoring the existence of the two of them naturally.

Mu Xuesong breathed a sigh of relief, and continued: "I haven't finished the topic just now, so why is Yinhu here?"

Mu Xue replied: "After they heard about the 'omniscient' function of the [Book of Truth], they were very interested in it, and hoped to conduct some unconstrained research and experiments with the 'Book of Truth'. Of course, all these research projects , will remain within the scope permitted by the world rules."

Mu Xuesong raised an eyebrow: "Both Lao Ge and Truth agree?"

Mu Xue said: "All cooperation is clearly priced. Both Grossar and the Special Affairs Department can get some benefits, and they are obviously very satisfied with it."

"Okay." Mu Xuesong then shrugged his shoulders: "Since this matter has nothing to do with us, let's just pretend we don't know."

After finishing speaking, he seemed to think of something again. The young man looked up at the sky, and continued slowly: "Speaking of which, there is one more thing, which may have something to do with both of us."

Mu Xue took out her phone to check the time, and asked casually, "What's the matter?"

Mu Xuesong pressed his fist against his lips and coughed twice: "Next week, my parents and my sister may come here..."

Mu Xue pressed her finger on the screen, her movements froze: "Huh?"

Mu Xuesong coughed twice again: "Well, some time ago, when we were fighting the tentacle monsters, didn't the Special Affairs Department send several agents to my hometown to find out the situation. Although I called them later I have reported that I am safe, but... they seem to have mistakenly thought that I was doing something illegal that violated national security, so..."

He flexed an index finger and scratched his cheek lightly: "So, they are very determined to see what I am doing this time."

Mu Xuesong: "And, when I called last time, I accidentally boasted to them that I was out of the order."

Mu Xuesong: "Then, their response was also very enthusiastic. They were very excited and said that they would raise their family - of course my brother has a job and can't ask for leave - go out and come to Kangkang, what kind of peerless daughter-in-law/sister-in-law is she?" Angel."

Mu Xuesong: "Well, that's it. Do you want to meet them?"

Mu Xue: "..."

With a click, several radial cracks appeared on the screen of the phone under Mu Xue's finger.

No, I'm very, very utterly must not want to.

Mu Xue calmly put the phone back into her pocket, then raised her hand to touch the earlobe of the young man beside her.

"Of course." He took a deep breath, and said a little stiffly: "...It's my honor."

The author has something to say: Ulysses: "He panicked, he panicked, he panicked! Hahahahaha!"

Mu Xue: "Shut up, you housemaid."

Book of Truth: [Speaking of it, you may not believe it, but the senior title of housemaid does not apply to the relationship between you. 】

The Book of Truth: [Existences like Ulysses, I would like to call him-the foot-washing maid! 】

Ulysses: "..."

Mu Xue: "I see."

Mu Xue: "Shut up, you foot-washing maid."

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感谢在2021-06-2621:52:48~2021-07-0423:12:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!