I swapped my life with me

Mu Xuesong: "..."

He slumped back on the sofa, and after a long time, he slowly uttered a word.

"...Fuck!"

This is really a fucking person sitting at home, and the disaster comes from the sky.

"I'm convinced." He stretched out a hand and pointed his middle finger at the black cat on the cabinet: "Are you idiots? You, are you, idiots?? Such a dangerous thing can be touched casually Is it!"

"And that forbidden technique, your supreme mage has a brain hole, doesn't he consider the victim's feelings when interpenetrating?"

"Accurately speaking, you are not a victim, at most, you are just a little unlucky." Ulysses whispered: "A great project must have many loopholes that need to be corrected before it can be successful. Practice Find true knowledge, you see, we just try to find one."

Mu Xuesong kept pointing his middle finger, and said expressionlessly, "Go on if you have the guts."

His expression at this time is infinitely close to the temperament of the original owner of the body, as long as he doesn't pay attention to the arrogant and obtrusive middle finger, he looks exactly the same as Mu Xue.

Ulysses' heart skipped a beat, and he took a half step back almost subconsciously: "I just said that it might be the worst case, but I didn't say it would definitely happen, maybe in a while, you will be able to Have you all gone home?"

Mu Xuesong said indifferently: "So, when can I go back?"

Ulysses: "Uh, I don't know about this, and I didn't do it. If you have the ability, you can ask the 'membrane' of the world."

Mu Xuesong: "..."

What is this, is this the legendary "it's not me, but this world"?

He withdrew his hand and wiped his face, feeling very unhappy.

Originally, time travel is okay once or twice, and the right to travel abroad is quite fresh in my heart.

But if he were to stay in such a strange world for the rest of his life, never seeing his family, friends, dog and band again, how could Mu Xuesong not explode?

Especially this Mu Xue, he is so poor that he can only eat bread with plain water!

Mu Xuesong thought that this was not going to work, he had to turn passive into active, if he could not kill the perpetrator (Mu Xue), he would also disable his little helper (Ulysses).

And just when the young man was about to grab the demon cat, press it on the ground and rub it a hundred times before interrogating it carefully, he suddenly heard something knocking on the glass outside the window.

When, when, when.

Ulysses jumped out of the closet quickly, leaped to the window sill like a black shadow, bowed his body towards the other side of the glass window and made a hoarse "whoosh" sound.

Mu Xuesong also stood up at this time, and walked to the window in two steps, frowning and looking out: "What's going on?"

"...It seems to be the messenger of the wind." Ulysses' eyes flashed a flash of surprise: "Could it be that the time of the meeting has been fixed? Oops, how could it be chosen at such a bad time."

The black cat observed the situation outside the window. After a while, it slowly pulled out the latch with its tail, and then pushed hard with the tip of its tail, pushing the window outwards through a narrow gap.

The wind blows in gently from the window.

Under Mu Xuesong's puzzled eyes, a small white paper crane squeezed in through the window, trembling like this.

Mu Xuesong had a strange expression: "What is this, magic?"

"Strictly speaking, this shouldn't be considered magic." Ulysses raised a paw, stomped the paper crane under his feet, and closed the window with his tail: "This is a wind elf, yes One of the messengers commonly used by elemental mages. Oh, I'm not talking about the paper crane, the wind elves have no obvious shape, and ordinary humans can't see them."

"Then this is...?" Mu Xuesong picked up the simple seat beside him, and carefully poked the thousand paper cranes trampled by the black cat with the legs of the stool.

The little thing seemed to be frightened, and immediately tried to retract a millimeter in the opposite direction.

"This is ordinary letter paper. The part folded inside should contain the message that the sender wants to convey." Ulysses said: "If the wind elves want to deliver the letter, the elemental mage must fold the letter paper into the shape of a bird for They are attached and driven. Well, like this one, the paper crane moves because the wind spirit is attached to it."

The cat said, raising its paws a little.

Mu Xuesong and Ulysses lowered their heads at the same time, looking at the little paper crane that was trampled flat.

Under the joint gaze of one person and one cat, the thousand paper cranes with slightly yellowed paper and curly fringe moved their wings, as if returning to the light, and tried their best to rub towards Mu Xuesong.

Mu Xuesong: "...It looks like it was for me."

Ulysses clicked his tongue, with a clear expression: "I have already guessed the content of this."

Mu Xuesong: "Oh?"

Ulysses didn't explain, just loosened his paw completely: "Pick it up and have a look, the sender should be Picas."

"Pikas? It sounds like a girl." Mu Xuesong picked up the little paper crane suspiciously. Before he could make any movement, the little thing unfolded automatically, found a comfortable angle in his palm, and then behaved nicely. buried himself in it.

Mu Xuesong: "..."

Yo, it's pretty cute.

On the unfolded letter paper, someone wrote the following words in elegant fonts.

Sincerely, Night Sparrow:

Tomorrow evening, Oak Street, Shanti Bakery.

[Today's strawberry mousse is only seven-point salty, no pepper, and less brown sugar. 】

In addition, some partners have found traces of "hounds" outside the city, at least three, please be vigilant and good luck.

—Your dear friend, Green Ribbon.

Mu Xuesong glanced at the ten lines and read the few short lines four times.

The first sentence of this text message should be the time and place where he was asked to meet, the second sentence is like a signal to connect when meeting, and the third sentence is obviously a warning, that is, they don’t know that this “hunting dog” is a real dog Animals, it still refers to a certain power group that is inconvenient to mention.

After thinking about it for a while, he spoke again, and said, "The night sparrow and the green ribbon...does this night sparrow refer to 'me'?"

Ulysses had left the ledge by this time.

The black cat jumped back to the top of the cabinet two or three times, lowered its head and licked its paws, and said, "Night sparrow is Mu Xue's code name at the mage gathering. In order to prevent revealing your identity, you always like to wear masks during the gathering. And use strange terms to call themselves."

"What about this green ribbon? I found the word 'best friend' written on the letter paper." Mu Xuesong pinched a corner of the letter paper, and gently fanned the air in front of him with the other hand: "It's not that I'm suspicious, but, here When you write a letter to a friend, do you always sprinkle perfume on the paper?"

"Emmmm." Ulysses smiled slowly: "I don't know about others, but this Miss Bicass, I can tell you with certainty—she will."

Obviously, "Green Ribbon" is the code name of Picass.

Ulysses: "Green Ribbon is a female elemental mage, proficient in ventilation magic and divination, and her talent is not bad. In addition, from the perspective of your human aesthetics, she should be quite beautiful."

Mu Xuesong whistled: "Mu Xue's confidante?"

"Ha!" The black cat laughed strangely when he heard the words, as if he had finally found a buddy with whom he could chat happily, and said gossipingly: "To be honest, I have been secretly observing them since they met—of course. , Green Ribbon is just one of the many men and women I have observed who have had unreasonable thoughts about my old friend."

Mu Xuesong looked up at it with a terrified expression, and rubbed his arms cooperatively: "...It sounds like this, why do I think you think more about others?"

Ulysses coughed twice violently: "Don't pay attention to these details, please listen to the main points of my words!"

"Anyway, Green Ribbon likes Mu Xue very much." Ulysses patted the cabinet and tried to emphasize: "She often seduces him, whenever she meets, she will definitely find a chance to seduce him, and she will even send him warm roses."

Then, it sighed again: "However, what a pity, Mu Xue doesn't seem to be interested in her at all."

Mu Xuesong: "Oh~"

Hearing this, lead singer Mu, who was eating melons in silence, suddenly became a little interested in himself in this world: "Then what type of little girl does Mu Xue like?"

Ulysses curled his lips: "I don't think he likes humans at all. There are countless people attracted by his face and courting him. I've never seen him smile twice at anyone."

"Hey, isn't X cold?" Mu Xuesong rubbed his chin, his eyes unconsciously swayed back and forth at him in three directions, with a look of ignorance and sternness: "I'm sorry."

Mu Xuesong: "By the way, has the wind elf just left?" The two of them gossiped so much behind his back, wouldn't the elf secretly report it to its owner?

Ulysses gave him a calm look: "Don't worry, I ran away early."

After finishing speaking, the black cat happily jumped onto the armrest of the sofa, wagging its tail and greeted this little friend: "Come on, come on, I want to explain to you in detail, the two-way relationship between Miss Green Ribbon and my old buddy. Three things!"

"And his and Bessie's!"

"And Bernice, Anna, Emily, Andre, Bancroft..."

Mu Xuesong: "..."

Wait, why do those last two names sound like men?

And, what were they trying to discuss in the first place?Why is there no impression at all? ?

Mu Xuesong refused in every possible way in his heart, but his body has already nestled back on the sofa quite honestly, and he took a pillow and pressed it in his arms, with "I'll just listen to it" written all over his face, "but you'd better not skip driving." That part of the content of "Keep going and don't stop".

And just when the young man was being teased by the excited black cat, he listened to it gossiping all night with great interest.

The male protagonist in the story of Ulysses, his old friend, the magician Lord Night Sparrow, is also in another world at this time, with a microphone stuffed in his hand by a stranger, thinking stiffly what to do next get away.