Every time I finish my soul, I have to wipe my saliva on a loyal dog

Fuxi looked at the flowing clouds in the sky and said suddenly: "This Tiangong is becoming more and more clean."

"It's just that, don't you like to be clean, so that no one can disturb you." Tong Wu, who was leaning on the couch next to him, fingered the clouds around him, and said with a smile. "It also saves you, a jealous jar, getting angry all day long about which male fairy I glanced at more today."

Fuxi snorted, looked at Tongwu with unchanged expression, "I won't be angry if you don't look at any man except me."

"You still have the nerve to say it so openly, you are the Emperor Fuxi, how can you be so narrow-minded!" Tong Wu rolled his eyes, squeezed a stick with his right hand and turned it into a ball of water, and smashed it on Fuxi's face.

Not thinking of hiding at all, Fuxi sat there with a motionless expression, just in time to be hit in the face, splashing water all over his face.

There were drops of water on his eyelashes, and the serious and cold expression on his face remained unchanged for thousands of years. He said, "Satisfied." There was no emotion in his voice, as if he was simply stating something.

Tongwu groaned, got up from the couch, picked up his sleeve and was about to wipe Fuxi's face, "It's like this every time, if you are sure and don't hide, I will feel sorry for you, and then come to help You wipe!"

"Lick it."

"What?" Tong Wu stopped his hands, with an unpredictable expression.

"I told you to lick it." Fuxi said very indifferently.

Tong Wu was very annoyed, every time it was like this, she was so angry that the guy still had no expression, as if he didn't say anything.Tong Wu gritted his teeth and said: "I still have to make progress... Don't say such shameless words with a restrained, sexual, and restrained expression!" The movement of his hands changed from wiping his face to pulling his face, and he pulled hard to both sides, and finally let go At the time, Fuxi's face was red in two spots.

"Hahahaha~Fuxi, you look so funny~" Tongwu was very satisfied with the consequences he caused, and patted Fuxi's shoulder and laughed.All of a sudden, I saw Fuxi put his face close to his own, and said with that dead face, "It hurts, give me a kiss."

Tong Wu: "......." With one hand, he slapped away the face with two blushes, Tong Wu's face was full of contempt.Fuxi didn't care, he let himself be slapped away, the hair on his temples was still wet, he just sat upright and continued to look at the sky.

"I said, why are you looking at the sky all the time today? You haven't seen enough after so many years..." Tong Wu tugged at the hem of his clothes boredly, twisting it in his hands.This guy has such a dignified, serious and cold look all day long, and his expression won't change even if you tease him. It's extremely boring, and he likes to be jealous, and his hands are cruel... In other words, how could she fall in love with such a person who has no interest at all? man?He is tough and rude and doesn't know how to be euphemistic at all. He always says what comes to mind, and the directness makes people itch.

"It's almost time." Fuxi looked at the sky earnestly, and waved his hands to spread countless stars on the gradually dark blue sky.

"Huh? Isn't this Xingjun's business? How did you grab other people's work today? Have you done your own work? I always see you busy and busy. I don't know what you are busy with today. I am in a good mood today. Stars." Tong Wu teased, and changed his posture on the couch to watch Fuxi arrange the stars.

Hearing what Tongwu said, Fuxi didn't make a sound, but silently waved his hands and listed the stars all over the sky.The night wind was blowing slowly, and the fringed curtains in this palace that was open on all sides were lifted by the wind.At the same time, the long hair of the majestic black-clothed man sitting there was brushed up.Tong Wu's eyes moved away from the beautiful scenery of the moonlight half covered by the flowing clouds and the star river, and focused on the way the man waved his hands and sleeves.

At this time, the golden crow has not yet completely fallen, the golden light and the clear brilliance of the moon reflect each other, and the beauty is too beautiful to behold.

Fuxi finally put down his hand, and moved Tongwu who was beside him into his arms.Seeing her turn her head to look at herself inquiringly, she stretched out her hand and gently moved her face to the wonderful scene in front of her, and then said calmly: "Didn't you say that you wanted to see the scene where the sun, moon, stars and sea shine together? I'll make it for you." .”

Tong Wu thought about it for a while before realizing that she said such a sentence casually, but he didn't expect him to write it down without saying a word.Lying peacefully in Fuxi's arms, Tongwu raised a smile, she suddenly thought of something, and pulled the man's hair hanging down behind her, "You'll be fine if you do this, this kind of spectacle..." It's time to show up.

"In the future, this scene will appear once every thousand years."

"You're being selfish again~" Tong Wu laughed as soon as he heard what he said, and poked his expressionless face with his finger, "Your behavior is quite similar to those foolish things that mortal emperors do just for the sake of a confidant's smile." ~"

Holding Tong Wu's hand and kissing it lightly, he said: "Even if I am going to die like those human emperors you said in the future, I will never allow those infamy to fall on your head. "

Hearing Fuxi's serious words, Tong Wu was stunned, then pulled his hand and pulled his face again, "I thought you would answer, you are the omnipotent emperor, how could Fuxi fall into such a situation, such words. Sigh~ When something happens to you, I’m sure something will happen to you, so I don’t care about the posthumous name, they can say whatever they want, and I don’t care.” If she really cared about those reputations, she wouldn’t be the emperor with him Fuxi is together.

"No, even if something happens to me, you won't either. You are my woman, and I will take good care of you."

"Oh, why didn't I see that your wooden face is so good at talking about love~"

"You haven't looked at the scenery all this time, because you don't like it."

Using this kind of declarative sentence as an interrogative sentence again, Tong Wu pursed his mouth in his heart, and said as usual: "If I say I don't like it, you will definitely keep me out of bed for several days, right narrow-minded man. Hmph, aren't you Listen to me first if you like it, I say yes, I like the scenery you created for me very much, I like it very much, I like it the most... that's fine."

After Tongwu said those words to the sky helplessly, Fuxi finally said, "I thought you knew that if you say you like it, you won't be able to get out of bed for a few days."

"You're a lot more shameless."

"Ah."

"You actually admitted it shamelessly."

"Ah."

"...Forget it, you can do whatever you like." Tong Wu hung on Fuxi's neck in a dying state.

Fuxi didn't make any other movements, but hugged the person in his arms tightly, and quietly looked at the sky with her.

The golden crow's last ray of light finally disappeared, but the world did not fall into darkness. The bright moon covered everything with a layer of silver light, and the tumbling sea of ​​clouds made no sound under the moonlight... The moon gradually sank as time went by. Next, the bright star also slowly hides its figure, and then the first light of the morning comes again, and a new day has arrived.

Fuxi, who had been sitting quietly all night, stood up holding Tongwu in his arms.

"What, are you going to bed? You even took me to see the scenery all night. Fuxi, you are really good."

Fuxi glanced at Tongwu and said, "It's time to fulfill what you promised me last night."

"Last night?" Tong Wu raised his eyebrows, "What did I promise you?"

"Keep you stuck in bed for days."

"Hey! You don't do this kind of thing at night, but you do it in the morning!"

"It's not good to see clearly during the day."

"Well, you're tall, tell me clearly, what exactly are you looking for!"

"I want to see yours……"

"Okay, okay, stop talking, I shouldn't expect you to have such a shame."

"We're done talking, let's get started."

"........."

How did she fall in love with such a man in the first place!

Many, many years ago, she was an unknown little fairy named Tongwu.She always thought that she had traveled from the 21st century to some ancient world with immortals and gods, until she heard about the character Prince Changqin who was made by the god of fire, Zhurong, who came to transform the spirit from Qinfeng, and also heard about him. I like to play music in the wilderness of Mt.Then Tong Wu knew exactly where he was.

A world in the game called Gu Jian Qi Tan, she remembers that she had played this game at the beginning, but she never cleared the level, and then it was directly regarded as an animation, and she watched it after eating snacks, and finally lamented the hard-working protagonist and BOSS Just throw it aside.She didn't expect that she would travel to this world, and she also discovered a very interesting thing, the fairy who came to the piano and transformed into a spirit, which did not appear in the original book.

Out of curiosity, she went to meet Luan Qinling, and unexpectedly became her first friend smoothly.Probably since the child said she was her first friend and told her her name in a cute manner, she suddenly had the strange idea of ​​taking good care of this unreliable girl.In retrospect, this is probably the fate between people. There are always some bastards who become friends after meeting each other, and then she broke a mother's heart for this friend named Changle .

Just like those bastard friends who seem to be in debt in the previous life, there is another kind of bastard in this world who is destined to be mistaken for life at first sight.

When Tiangong was first built, she wandered to a certain place in Tiangong by accident. That place was called Tianjingtai, and it was said that she could see things in the lower world.It's just that to use that celestial realm requires strong spiritual power, and a fairy like her can't see it.That day she saw Nuwa there, the legendary emperor Nuwa.As for Nuwa, she was also very curious at the beginning, but after attending a few banquets and meeting a few times, she became less interested. However, she is similar to ordinary people, and there are no novels that make people want to worship at first sight. The breath of the Holy Mother of Kings and Bass.

She didn't really care about what Nuwa was looking at. It's normal for people in the upper class to watch the suffering in the world~ She was about to leave secretly, but before she left, she heard Nuwa's affectionate "泿郎", Immediately, the gossip in my heart boiled, and I stood there listening to the corner again.When I was watching Immortal Sword before, there were descendants of Nuwa, and some said that Nuwa fell in love with a mortal and left the Heavenly Palace. In the ancient sword, it was also said that Nuwa lived in the secluded capital of the mortal world...so all of this could be the result of Nuwa's death. Look at her mortal lover?So Nuwa really wanted to cuckold her brother Fuxi?Thinking of this, Tong Wu was excited, and was eagerly preparing to hear what shocking news Nu Wa would reveal, adding a little color to her boring fairy life.

It's a pity that Nuwa didn't speak after shouting the phrase "泿郎", she stared at Tianjing speechlessly for a long time, finally wiped away her tears and left just like that.

"No, it's so boring..." Tong Wu supported the wall next to him, and moved his numb legs.

Then she found bitterly that the wall she was pressing turned into a person. That person was Emperor Fuxi, and what she was pressing was his stomach. The muscles were in good shape after pressing. It's not like a bodybuilder actually has muscles.Tong Wu guessed that the emperor Fuxi was also here to listen to his wife's corner, but it was very high-end invisible, so she didn't notice.And she instantly understood why she, a little fairy, hadn't been discovered by God Nuwa in the corner of the wall. It turned out that it was because there was a shielding device hidden next to her, Emperor Fuxi. Before, she thought Nuwa was too involved and ignored her.

Tongwu stared at the expressionless Fuxi for a while with an embarrassed face, and Fuxi said: "I want to kill you."

For many years later, every time Tongwu thought of the words he said when he first met Fuxi, he would punch and kick him.Every time Fuxi did his own thing indifferently, he let Tongwu pinch his face, choke his neck, poke his stomach, kick his feet, beat his back, and pull out his hair.

"I want to kill you." Fuxi repeated and raised his hand.

After finally reacting, seeing him ready to do something, Tong Wu almost wanted to vomit blood for three liters, and said righteously: "You are the Emperor Fuxi, how can you do such villainous acts as murder and silence."

Fuxi didn't speak, but raised his hand a little higher.

"Wait, are you going to kill me just because I found out that your wife is cheating? Did you make a mistake, you tyrant." Tong Wu stared at him with his hips on his hips, poking his chest with his fingers with a ferocious expression , she thought that she was going to die anyway, so it would be better to disgust this man before she died, so she stretched out her finger and continued to poke Fuxi's chest, and said with disdain:

"You say you are useless or not. If your wife cheated, you don't catch the adulterer, you don't teach your wife, and you lose your temper with a passerby. I don't feel ashamed, I feel ashamed for you. It's no wonder Nuwa wants to find you when you look so frustrated. Others are good, they will kill people at every turn, maybe they will engage in domestic violence, no one wants to be with you, and now my wife has to run away with others, if you are a pervert, you can kill my old lady, maybe my old lady can go back and see if it's time Find someone to write about your chrysanthemum [-] times!"

"I'm not going to kill you because you saw something you shouldn't, but because I don't like people touching me." Fu Xi finally spoke.

The corner of Tong Wu's mouth twitched, and he asked in disbelief: "You mean I just pressed your chest so I deserve to die?"

"Correct."

"What a big-headed ghost to you! You are such a man of cleanliness and fussiness, this is worse than the situation just now, okay! Fuck, I will die if I touch it so much just now, isn't my old lady going to die after touching so many times just now? If you can't get rid of the soulless old lady, you will be disgusted to death, and the old lady will touch you and touch you!" Tongwu was originally a very calm person, but for some reason, he was always inexplicably angry when he met Fuxi. His dead face wanted to explode, so she aggressively touched Fu Xihun all over the body, finally panting and smiling triumphantly with her hands on her hips: "I'm just touching you, come and kill me!"

There was no response, and Fuxi, who was touched by others, stared at Tongwu quietly for a long time, until Tongwu couldn't bear it, he said calmly: "I found that I don't hate being touched by you, from now on you will be me people."

"... what?" What is this unfolding?Tong Wu, who was ready to wait for death, was stunned again, and the forced fierce expression on his face couldn't hold back anymore.

Fuxi took her hand and put it on his chest and said, "Touch it again."

Tong Wu: "Touch, you, head, ah!" (#‵′)

Later... Then she got together with this man inexplicably == It really was a bad relationship.

"Fuxi...you're never going to finish it, if you continue to squander like this, sooner or later you will die of kidney failure! Oh...can't you be gentle, I'll bite you!"

The man who kept moving turned a deaf ear to the yelling of the person below him, and moved faster and faster with a sullen wooden face, so he was satisfied to find that all she had left was moaning.

Leaning into her ear, he sighed softly: "Why didn't I meet you earlier, at the beginning..."

The author has something to say: Girls, why does the small theater focus on the ones I haven’t seen? Comment on all kinds of rolling and ask for a long comment~ [Ah, no, my aunt is rolling! 】

small theater:

[Although I don't have much impression of Huang Yaoshi and Feng Heng, but seeing the girl's resentment, I still write about whether I'm super nice, and whether the girl is in love with me hahaha]

My protagonists have three wrong views and love the black series, who is Huang Yaoshi? Hehe:

A certain woman traveled through time, and she found herself lying on the ground, with three large characters "Peach Blossom Island" engraved on a stone next to her.

"Hahaha, I've crossed over, Peach Blossom Island? So I'm the one chosen by God to rescue that affectionate and high-quality male sex medicine master. Come and surrender at my feet and forget that ex-wife and I will ride horses and share the prosperity of the world!" She said. He walked forward with arrogance and arrogance, and after a few steps, he found a child squatting on the ground playing with stones.

This must be Huang Rong, watch me use my friendly temperament to subdue this little kid in minutes!A certain woman came forward with a smile on her face and said, "Little girl, your name is Huang Rong~"

"My name is Changqin, and I'm not a girl, I'm a boy."

"Huh?" This is different from what you said!

"You are here to find my father, right? My father is in the peach blossom forest on the right, just go straight." The kid who called himself Changqin continued to play with stones after speaking.

A certain woman walked in the direction he pointed in a daze...

After a while, the child got up and walked towards the peach blossom forest.There, a handsome man in white was loosening the soil for the peach blossom tree.

"Father, was the one buried under this tree just now? Counting this one, there are already 120."

"Well, the peach blossoms will definitely bloom beautifully next year, and your mother will be happy to see it." The man smiled softly and harmlessly.

Why does such a terrifying father still have so many women who appeared inexplicably looking for him... Xiao Changqin expressed that she couldn't understand.

"Changqin." Suddenly a cold female voice shouted from a distance.

The father and son under the peach blossom tree responded at the same time.

"Father, you answered for me again." Xiao Changqin expressed her helplessness, while the man next to her just smiled and said nothing.

The family of three left the peach blossom grove, and the forest became quiet, only the sound of crimson petals falling.

(Finish)