Every time I finish my soul, I have to wipe my saliva on a loyal dog

Note:【】←Brackets are expressions and psychological activities

May I ask who is the attacker and who is the recipient?

Changqin: [hesitating for a while]...Gong...

Changle: [Calm and decisive] accept

Hua: [I always feel that something is wrong]

Why is it so decided?

Changqin: [laughs without speaking]

Changle: [Come closer to Changqin] Because Changqin can do everything.

Hua: [Wait, is there some connotation that I didn't discover! 】

Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Changqin: [Smiling] I am very satisfied, thanks to Mr. Fuhua for his painstaking efforts.

Changle: [Finally, he gave a look and nodded]

Hua: [A man without breasts doesn't necessarily have to be a son, okay, Changqin, you must be trying to run on me! 】

Where was the first H?

Changqin: [laughs without speaking]

Chang Le: The table... [hesitating for a while and continuing] on the bed.

Hua: [Wait for Changqin to always laugh and say nothing, Changle, what happened to your table words that paused halfway and obviously stopped in the middle of speaking!Why don't I know? Hey! 】

How did you feel?

Changqin: [Suddenly his eyes changed to show a murderous look]

Hua: [I bowed my head with a guilty conscience, I didn't write such a plot where I suddenly exchanged bodies after a shot]

Changqin: Sorry, I thought of some bad things just now.Do you feel it?Of course it is wonderful.

Changle: What Changqin says is good is good.

Hua: [Will a loyal dog die if he expresses his thoughts?It's in vain that I was so considerate of you when I was the first time! 】

Changle: [Suddenly cast a faintly satisfied look]

Hua: [I just wanted to return a look, and suddenly I saw Changqin on the side looking at Changle unintentionally, with deep eyes] Uh, next question, next question [Hurry up and lower your head, Changle, take care]

What did the other party look like at that time?

Changqin: In spring, the apricots and peaches are red and the pistils are blooming, and the wind bullies the willows to turn their backs green.

Changle: The gauze tent is fragrant with orchids and musk deer, and the crescent eyebrows are used to blowing the flute.

Hua: [Hey, do you use poetry to answer, are you bullying uneducated authors!Wait, Changle, your answer contains too much content!You must have misheard the title, right!It's the other side's appearance!Wait a second, are you talking about the body swap? ! ! 】

What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night?

Changqin: The sun is very good today. 【Gentle and refined】

Hua: [Actually, there is another sentence at the end: It’s better to revisit *... Don’t think I didn’t know that Chang Le secretly told me]

Changle: Good.

Hua: [So I said it all, Changqin, you missed a sentence and didn't say it, otherwise how could it match Changle's answer ==]

The number of H every seven days?

Changqin: No time.

Changle: Yes.

Hua: [The irregular time refers to the irregular time every day or something else, but you can explain it clearly! 】

Ideally, how many times a week?

Changqin: [laughs without speaking]

Chang Le: [Still looking at Chang Qin with a blank expression on his face]

Hua: [QAQ, don’t you all want to talk to me? 】

So, what kind of H is it?

Changqin: [Suddenly squints her eyes, then laughs] It's just a normal look.

Changle: [Nodding after thinking for a while] It's really normal.

Hua: [Your normal...what is it like!To what extent! 】

Your most sensitive place?

Chang Le: [Before Chang Qin spoke, she suddenly stood up and stared at the cute and cute author]

Hua: As long as you know this, I'm not curious at all hahaha Next question Next question.

Where is the other party most sensitive?

Hua: [shivering in Changqin's smile] Let's just skip over this question hahaha

Describe the other party at H in one sentence?

Changqin: beautiful and delicious

Changle: Upside Down All Beings

Hua: [Changqin with fluttering blue silk and messy clothes and seductive eyes like silk?Cover your nose, I'm sorry I made up my shameful brain]

Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Changqin: My favorite is Changle.

Changle: The same is true.

[the two look at each other]

Hua: [So Changqin and Changle are equal to H?I always feel that I am too intrusive now == this must be an illusion! 】

Where is H in general?

Changqin: Changle and I used to travel together and see all the landscapes. 【Smile nostalgia】

Hua: 【Does this have something to do with the question? Hey...wait a minute, I think I understand, hehe】

H place you want to try?

Changqin: I have no regrets about this matter.

Hua: [After thinking for a long time, I suddenly realized.Changqin, do you always speak with connotations? You have no regrets, meaning you’ve tried everything, right? I really can’t see it]

Is the shower before or after H?

Changqin: Both front and back.

Changle: Changqin is very good, wash it for me.

Hua: [Is it really good that every answer is so imaginative]

Is there any agreement at H?

Changqin: Never give up.

Changle: life and death together. 【The next time I change my teeth, does that count as a bracelet for me? 】

Hua: [I thought we would agree to not do this kind of thing in a crowded place next time] [Hey

Have you ever had sex with someone other than your partner?

Changqin: None.

Changle: None.

Hua: [This question is so boring ==]

Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get your heart, at least get your *"?

Changqin: [I don't know why there is a blackened aura on my body] If you can't get your heart, then you don't need your body.

Hua: [I can interpret it as if you can't get your heart, you and she still want to have a body? ! ←Is this kind? 】

Chang Le: [Thought unexpectedly and seriously] No, Chang Qin's idea is the most important.

Hua: [Answer seriously, people won’t like you, hey ←← you want to act cute like me, you know]

What would you do if the other party was j□j by thugs?

Changqin: [smiling more gently than ever before] Of course this kind of thing won't happen, are you right?Mr. Fuhua?

Hua: Of course there won’t be, hahaha, don’t worry~ [dogleg shape]

Changle: [Said indifferently] Cut the flesh and blood, strip the tendons, peel the skin, remove the bones, and pull the intestines, making the man suffer to death, and then set up the ten thousand ghost lock and soul formation, so that his soul will not be easily dissipated. Soul Devouring Pain.

Hua: [stretching the sleeves in panic and whispering] Even if you think so, don't just say that girls won't like you!

Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Changqin: No.

Changle: Yes.

Hua: [looking surprised] You will! 【Wait, Changqin, let me be surprised. What's with your equally surprised expression? Hey! 】

If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Changqin: I don't have such a friend.

Changle: Ask her to find Fuxi.

Hua: [Wait a minute, Changle, are you talking about Tongwu? It must be!Seeing you like this, did she really say such a thing? ! ! 】

Changqin: What Changle said was Fairy Tongwu?

Changle: [nodding obediently]

Hua: [You die-hard dog, why are you nodding honestly at a time like this? Hey, didn't you see that Changqin is going to be blackened! 】

Changqin: [reaches out and touches Changle's head] I think the enchantment of Mishan Mountain is not very strong, it's better to go back and add another layer.

Chang Le: [Squints eyes and nods] Good.

Do you think you are good at H?

Changqin: OK.

Hua: [Changqin is so demanding, Shang Ke must be excellent, please firmly believe this]

Changle: Although I have learned a lot, I always fail to learn.

Hua: ...【Changle, you are hopeless, you have to go out and talk about everything, you can’t get up after you get back, good luck】

What about the other party?

Changqin: Changle doesn't need to be good at it.

Changle: Changqin is good at everything.

Hua: [So I feel bored if there are too many connotations, both of you ==]

What do you want the other party to say during H?

Changqin: No matter what you say, it’s wonderful, even if you don’t…

Changle: Same.

Hua: [Just moaning is enough, so I understand]

Which expression do you like more when the other party is H?

Changqin: No expression.

Hua: [Looking at Changqin strangely, I understand Changqin, restraint, desire, so you like it too]

Changle: smile, frown, trance, comfort, excitement, satisfaction...

Hua: [In other words, you like every expression. You are indeed a standard idiot... Does Changqin have the expression you mentioned? Hey, I can't imagine ==]

Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Hua: You don't need to answer, I know, let's go straight to the question.

Are you interested in SM?

Changqin: [laughs without speaking]

Hua: [Every time you don't want to answer, you just laugh and don't say a word. In fact, you are acquiescing. 】

Changle: Tool?It's okay, I don't feel any pain when using the Changqin.

Hua: [Just said it directly, this is a live broadcast, hey kneel]

If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Changqin: Changle can do whatever he wants, I won't force it.

Changle: Find out what the problem is.

Hua: The answer this time is unexpectedly serious. I feel so relieved that I am finally on the right track!

What do you think about rape?

Changqin: The behavior of a villain.

Hua: [Your Excellency, I kneel down to you]

Changle: I don't watch such boring things.

Hua: [So you misunderstood the title ==]

What is the more painful thing in H?

Changqin: [Smiling all over the face] Suddenly they switched bodies, Mr. Fuhua must know the reason for this.

Hua: Hehehe...that's all the fun of the boudoir that girls want to see, it has nothing to do with me, I was forced! [I actually said it so directly, I will never admit it! 】

Changle: At certain times, Changqin asked me to speak and answer questions.

Hua: 【Could it be before the ejaculation at a certain time?Talking and answering questions and so on... Changqin can't be such a ghost!I do not believe! 】

In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Changqin: No matter where you are, you can deal with it calmly.

Changle: None.

Hua: 【So the two of you are experienced and omnipotent?】

Have you ever been seduced by the other party?

Changqin: [Suddenly sighs and looks at Changle with a wry smile] In my opinion, Changle has been doing this kind of thing.

Changle: [Patting Changqin's hand with worried face] We'll be going back soon, so bear with it.

Changqin: [face froze] Cough cough, I'm fine, I'm not in a hurry.

Hua: [Chang Le, what's the matter with your worried face? It's hard for you Chang Qin to be a human... By the way, Chang Qin, are you really so anxious? 】

What was the attacker's expression at that time?

Changle: Laugh.

Hua: I understand.

Has the attacker committed violent acts?

Hua: You don't need to ask about this, I know there is absolutely no such gentleness of Changqin...

Changle: [Suddenly interrupted calmly] Yes.

Hua: [I must have heard wrong]

What was the recipient's reaction?

Changqin: Laughing [reminiscence form]

Changle: Did I laugh? [I obviously restrained my excitement that day, but I didn't expect to be seen out? It's indeed Changqin]

Hua: [Kneeling to the two uncles, from what you said, this situation is not at all violent and violent]

For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Changqin: Changle.

Changle: Changqin.

Hua: Ahh~ There is no suspenseful question.

Does the current partner meet your ideals?

Hua: No need to answer the next one.

Have you ever used small props in H?

Changqin: [Unexpectedly direct] Occasionally.

Changle: [Looking inexplicably at the various fruits on the table] Yes.

Hua: [Changle, look at the expression of the fruit...]

When did yours first happen?

Changqin: Occasionally, when the soul crosses and becomes a normal couple.

Hua: [I can see your grievances on Changqin, and the occasional emphasis is to express something ←←]

Changle: Evening.

Hua: [I'm used to Changle, you sometimes don't understand the question haha]

Was the object at that time the current lover?

Hua: You don’t need to answer, I know [why are these boring questions]

Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Changqin: Where can the beautiful man teach how to play the flute?

Changle: Parrot Island with luxuriant grass.

Hua: [kneeling] You, how do you let me face these pure ancient poems in the future!

What's your favorite place to kiss someone?

Changqin: A tree of peach blossoms embellishes the distant mountains.

Changle: Belly.

Hua: ... [Changle, your answer... let me complain about it]

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party during H?

Changqin: The silver bottle suddenly breaks and water oozes out.

Changle: A river of spring water flows eastward.

Hua: [Hissing at the top of his lungs: Please don't do this! 】

What do you think about when H?

Changqin: Changle would like some snacks tonight.

Changle: Will the Changqin collected during the soul crossing be returned to me?

Hua: 【Changle, it's not that I don't save you.I don't understand the style (being) masturbated all my life, cherish it]

What is the number of H times in one night?

Changqin: I don't know if I'm infatuated.

Changle: In and out is counted as once or every shot or at intervals?

Hua: [Bitter face] This question... you can save it and ask Changqin when you get back, hehe.

Changqin: Don't worry, after I go back, I will definitely answer each one for Changle... in detail.

During sex, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Changle: I take it off by myself, and help Changqin take it off by the way.

Hua: [You are too active, hey]

Changle: After all, it takes time for Changqin to make clothes, and it would be too troublesome for Changqin to take them off.

Hua: [I'll pretend I didn't hear the last sentence, I don't believe Changqin can tear clothes]

What is H to you?

Changqin: A way to dig out the subtle expressions of Changle.

Changle: At that time, the Changqin sounded very nice.

Hua: [Is your reason really good?]

Please say something to your lover.

Changqin: [Help Changle straighten her clothes, then stand up and reach out to her] It's almost time to go back.

Changle: [Stand up, hold Changqin's hand, and look at him] Well, go back.

So they went away...

Hua: It’s the first time in my life to be an interview host. I feel an inexplicable sense of failure. Is it an illusion?

The author has something to say: [Last time, a girl asked about [-] questions about sex, but I only wrote [-] questions, please sign for it~ If you don’t like it, I can only write it like this QAQ]

Spoof Little Theater [I know this is what you actually want to see]

To deal with men, it is more appropriate to leave it to Changqin. Sansheng III Shili Peach Blossom Chapter: When Changle wears into Moyuan, Changqin wears into Baiqian

[I really like Master, so I wrote a small theater to express my heart, because it’s been a long time since I watched it and I don’t remember it, let’s just watch it. If there is something wrong with the time, just forget it silently. Finally, please note that the small theater is only for Bo girls Let’s just smile, don’t pinch CP, thank you~]

According to the confession of the insiders of the Tianting Bagua Group, the biggest gossip of the year: Qingqiu Baiqian fell in love with the High God Mo Yuan, turned into a male body, changed his name to Si Yin, got along with the High God Mo Yuan day and night, and finally won the favor of the High God Mo Yuan. After breaking through many obstacles, they finally lived happily together.

So many years later, Lord Yehua, the eldest grandson of Lord Jiuchong Tiantian who had been reborn, found that many things were different from his previous life, so he went to Kunlun Ruins where Mo Yuan lived in the body of a little Zhengtai.

The next day there was news that the young Lord Ye Hua fell in love with Qingqiu Baiqian, the wife of the High God Mo Yuan, and promised to fight Mo Yuan, but was spanked by the High God Mo Yuan. Sadly crying and left.

Chang Le, who became Mo Yuan, heard from the maid that his wife Bai Qian had beaten the visiting Lord Ye Hua. Hit someone!But such a long piano looks delicious~

Changqin, who was wearing a pale body, smiled: "He said that I would give birth to a child for him in the future."

Chang Le's face darkened, that kid Ye Hua wants to grab a man from her? "If you want to give birth, give birth to me, that kid better grow up a little bit stronger!"

Hearing Chang Le's words, Chang Qin suddenly smiled: "Give you... a child?"

Chang Le trembled, lowered her head and pinched the corner of her clothes: "I mean I gave birth."

So when the poor Lord Ye Hua finally grew into Yushu Linfeng and came to fight for his lover, he was told that the god Mo Yuan was pregnant and the child was the god Bai Qian.

[The last sentence is not wrong]