Every time I finish my soul, I have to wipe my saliva on a loyal dog

Who will tell him that he just took a nap in the green jade altar, why he turned into another person when he opened his eyes, and... what happened to the... woman who was sleeping soundly and drooling all over his body... ==

The door curtain was lifted suddenly, Ouyang Shaogong looked over vigilantly, but found that it was a boy who looked like eight or nine years old.There was no expression on his face, his eyes stared at him on the couch and the woman sleeping soundly in his arms.

Ouyang Shaogong didn't know what happened, so he could only keep silent and observe the other party calmly.Even a child should not be underestimated.Besides, I don't know why he suddenly became a strange man in a strange place, so be careful in everything.

The boy suddenly said: "The boy is here to ask father and mother to have dinner... Since mother is still sleeping, I will go and order to postpone the time later." The child calmly turned and left.

Staring at the shaking curtain, Ouyang Shaogong frowned, what's going on?

"Hmm~ Husband..."

The woman in her arms slowly opened her eyes and shouted in a daze.Let's take a step forward and look at it first. You must not reveal the abnormality before you figure out what happened, but how to hide it from these people?Ouyang Shaogong turned his mind quickly, subconsciously put on a gentle smile on his face and said, "Are you awake?"

As soon as the woman in his arms opened his eyes, Ouyang Shaogong felt that this person was definitely not easy to mess with, and immediately became more cautious.

"Something is wrong..."

Ouyang Shaogong's heart skipped a beat, could it be seen?But how could it be so easy to see.

If found out, then... Ouyang Shaogong concealed his killing intent, and asked gently and indifferently: "What's wrong?"

The woman in her arms leaned closer to smell it, and then stretched her eyebrows and eyes: "It's the smell of Changqin, maybe I got it wrong."

Changqin?The name... "It's time for us to go to dinner."

"Ah."

There were only three people at the dinner table, and beside them stood a young man dressed as a housekeeper and several maidservants with their heads bowed.In the silence, the woman who didn't know her name suddenly said: "Changqin."

Ouyang Shaogong responded, only to find that the boy also responded at the same time.Ouyang Shaogong's heart froze with suspicion, could it be this woman's temptation just now?He was too careless, he didn't expect this woman's scheming is so deep that she still doubts it, and she kept secret all the way just now...

"Father, are you answering for me again?" The boy asked habitually.

...What's going on here?Seeing that there was nothing unusual about these people, the woman did not express anything else.Is he thinking too much?Whose name is Changqin, the father and son?

The boy finished speaking to Ouyang Shaogong, and then turned to the woman: "Mother, your drinking capacity is so small, you don't have to look at the glass in front of your father, he won't drink it for you."

Poor drinker?Hehe, it's a good opportunity to send it up... Ouyang Shaogong who thought so, after dinner, took the wine and dragged the woman whose name was not known into the room.It's a pity that Ouyang Shaogong thought very well, but he didn't expect... After only one drink, before he had time to calmly get her drunk and ask questions, the woman fell down directly.

Ouyang Shaogong: "..." The drinking capacity is so unbelievably poor...?So what should we do now?

The woman suddenly sat up again, and Ouyang Shaogong was startled again, "Why did you suddenly... um?"

What happened to being pinched by this woman who was completely different from just now ==

"Changqin, do you want to undress yourself or should I undress for you?"

"Take off... clothes?" This... This woman is really fierce as a tiger, the corner of Ouyang Shaogong's mouth twitched involuntarily.Then in such a blink of an eye, Ouyang Shaogong found that his robe was torn by this woman... torn... torn...

Under the wolf-like gaze, Ouyang Shaogong suddenly felt a sense of crisis, and couldn't help but began to struggle...Why is this woman so strong.

"It's useless, Changqin, you can't escape my grasp."

Ouyang Shaogong: "..." This guy named Changqin must be very unlucky, right? A feeling of sympathy suddenly arose in my heart.Damn it was touched again.

"Let go!" Ouyang Shaogong said coldly after confirming that the woman was insane.

Seeing the woman, Ouyang Shaogong paused, then raised a smile, reached out and grabbed his belt again... "Struggle quickly, Changle likes to watch you struggle."

Ouyang Shaogong: "...#" This woman named Changle... really wants to do something to her.As soon as this thought came up, Ouyang Shaogong felt dizzy all over, and then he woke up.Looking around, he found that in Qingyutan's own room, there was no problem with his clothes.

"Could it be... a dream? But it's so real..." Ouyang Shaogong frowned and began to wonder if someone had used some hallucinogenic drugs.

So Changqin just felt that she had taken a nap with Changle in her arms. Why did she wake up not only at night, but also that Changle was...eating him?

The next morning, little Changqin walked into Changqin Changle's room calmly, looked at the parents on the bed, blinked and said: "The child is here to ask father and mother to have breakfast, but since father is still sleeping, I Go and order to postpone the time."

Ouyang Shaogong felt bursts of tearing pain before he opened his eyes, what's wrong?

There was a woman's voice yelling beside her ears: "Strength, hurry up, you can already see the head!"

He... just took a nap in the green jade altar, why did he suddenly become a woman in labor!Ouyang Shaogong's face was ferocious for a moment, but this expression is very common for women who give birth, the woman next to him didn't care, and continued to shout and use force.When he woke up, he found that he went to another place and became another person, just like last time... He thought it was Lei Yan who did it last time, so he punished him a little, but now again... Isn't it Lei Yan's question?

If you let him know who did it, you must let him feel hell.Ouyang Shaogong narrowed his eyes, gritted his teeth hard, and then he felt that something slipped out of him.

"Congratulations, sister An, you are a little daughter~ Didn't you say that you hope to be a daughter? Now you can get your wish, ah, by the way, didn't you say you want to name this child Changle, this name is good, sister An As expected of being literate."

Changle?Ouyang Shaogong thought of certain scenes where there was a momentary blue vein on his forehead.But facing the woman who looked like the elder sister of the neighbor with a hearty smile, Ouyang Shaogong raised a weak smile: "I'm sorry to trouble you..."

"It's okay, it's okay, we're all neighbors, we should help each other. I'll take care of Xiao Changle for you first, sister An, you have to rest well, it's hard to be alone with a child. I'll send you more in these two days Some soup and some milk, otherwise the child will have no milk."

breastfeeding?Ouyang Shaogong looked at the two bulging lumps on his chest, and felt a subtle, indescribable... feeling.

Being supported by the big sister next door and refusing her enthusiastic help to wipe her body, Ouyang Shaogong feels that it has been a long time since he has encountered such a challenge to self-control Previously, it was not easy for children to get sick after eating, and they still had to squeeze... Hehe, Ouyang Shaogong smiled so that the spring was warm, the flowers were blooming, the sun was shining, and everything was recovering.

As soon as the elder sister next door left, Ouyang Shaogong looked at the squint-eyed sucking child in his arms, and pulled out a tragic smile.This feeling intuitively made him regard the little girl in his arms as the same person as the woman named Chang Le last time, there was no reason, but he was sure.

Then, just like last time, he felt dizzy as soon as he tried to kill, and then he opened his eyes and found that he was still in his own room in the Qingyu Altar.

A few days later, Jitong, the old servant of the Ouyang family who watched Ouyang Shaogong grow up, asked strangely: "Why hasn't the young master taken a nap recently?"

Ouyang Shaogong smiled without saying a word.

As soon as Ouyang Shaogong opened his eyes, he saw a person pressing on him... again?He remembered that he was playing the piano this time, not taking a nap...

Ouyang Shaogong realized that he had turned into a little baby. Judging by the naughty nurse next to him, he and the drool-loving guy next to him were twins...sisters.

This baby who likes to pull his short hair, hug his hands, bite his face, and grind his teeth with his feet must be the woman named Changle!There is no reason, he just thinks so, it must be her.

Ouyang Shaogong watched this person energetically harassing him for a whole hour, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, Ouyang Shaogong finally stretched out his foot to kick her away, trying to kick her away.However, seeing this, she had more fun playing and kept dripping saliva on him!

Hmph, such a small child might fall to his death if pushed under the bed.Ouyang Shaogong thought darkly, and then he fainted.Open your eyes... He is sitting in the middle of the roof of the Qingyu Altar, with his hands still on the strings.

Ouyang Shaogong opened his eyes again [Hello] and found himself being held in hands.It has a furry body, bright yellow claws, and flapping wings.Turned into a bird this time?

The woman who furtively pulled his paw away to look at him must be that Changle... What the hell is she looking at! 【……#】

"Changqin, you're awake." Ouyang Shaogong saw that she withdrew her outstretched hand. If he hadn't woken up just now, what she was going to do, Ouyang Shaogong didn't want to think about it anymore.It's like he's almost used to no matter what he's doing, just blinking his eyes like that can suddenly turn him into another person.This time he is doing alchemy.

Every time he has the intention to kill this person and has the possibility of hurting her, he can go back, but what should he do if he turns into a bird this time?Ouyang Shaogong unconsciously scratched his paw while thinking, and accidentally drew a small bloodstain on Chang Le's palm... Then he went back, and as expected, the elixir he was refining was destroyed ==

It turns out that as long as the person named Changle gets a little bit of injury, he can come back... Ouyang Shaogong smiled interestedly, why not try again next time?Ouyang Shaogong, who was born with some curiosity, thought so.

But after that, he met Fang Lansheng, Baili Tusu, Xiangling, Feng Qingxue... In the end, he never met again, and suddenly he became another person when he woke up.

The author has something to say: I feel that the messages from the girls are to let the extras break through the sky==#But I solved several of them at once. Why does the big one get into Hua Qiangu?=But since I want to watch it, I will write a small theater, and I will find the highlights by myself~ I watched Hua Qiangu a long time ago, and I almost forgot to just watch it~

When Changqin and Changle traveled to the small theater of "A Thousand Bone Flowers":

Tang Bao felt that Mrs. Bones was very strange today, because Mrs. Gus, who always liked to laugh, was cold from the moment she woke up today. She didn't say a word, and she looked at her very strangely.

Gnawing and gnawing on the fruit that Luo Shiyi brought, Tangbao watched in distress as Mother Gu sat coldly at the door, wondering what she was thinking.Could it be that after becoming the Master's apprentice, he will become more and more like the Master?

"Well, Mother Bones, aren't you going to the Venerable Master today? Last night you said that the Venerable Master will teach you a new sword technique today." Walking over, the eyebrows were tangled and almost squeezed together, and with an expression that the world was about to collapse, he shouted while walking: "Qiangu, go and see your lord!"

"Senior Brother Eleven, what's the matter, what happened?" Tang Bao asked curiously for the first time seeing Luo Eleven in such a panic.

Luo Shiyi seemed to have thought of something terrible, "Today I went to deliver something to my lord on behalf of my master, but I saw my lord smiling and saying thank you to me! He was still smiling! Oh my god Ah, I saw His Majesty smiled more than once, can you imagine Qiangu...uh...Qiangu you...what's the matter?" Luo Shiyi asked hesitantly, why did he feel that Qiangu looked like you today? On the contrary, it's more like His Majesty.

Tang Bao and Luo Shiyi silently looked at their Gu Niangqin/Qian Gu Junior Sister, ignored them, and walked towards His Majesty's room.

In the evening, Tang Bao saw that his mother-in-law finally came back, and the smile on his face also returned.

"Are you... Sugar Baby?"

"Yeah, yeah, bone mother, what happened to you today?"

"Hehe~ It's okay, Tang Bao, you can stay with Senior Brother Eleven for a while, Master is going to teach me new spells, I'm afraid I won't be able to take care of you."

Tang Bao felt that the present mother-in-law's smile was so beautiful and gentle, so she nodded foolishly.Then he watched her pack some things and leave.

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When Bai Zihua woke up, he felt something was wrong. He actually held a sleeping person in his arms? !Or his apprentice Xiaogu.

"Huh...Master?!!" Hua Qiangu also opened her eyes in a daze, only to find that there was a hand on her waist, and she was nestled in Master's arms.

The master and apprentice were relatively silent.

"Ah! Your Majesty/Mother Bones, we didn't see anything!" The door that was opened was shut again with a bang...

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