Every time I finish my soul, I have to wipe my saliva on a loyal dog

Chapter 10 The perspective of street rogues

My family is one of the big families in Chu Palace City, the Wan family.I am the most beloved young man of the Wan family, Wan Ruyi.Du Miao Miao, my father Wan Jixiang treats me as his lifeblood, so my little life is very comfortable and peaceful.

But the young master is very dissatisfied!Very dissatisfied!Could it be that the God of Time Traveling made Xiaoye come to this fictional world just to let Xiaoye come here for a vacation?

As soon as he wears it, the family is destitute, brothers and sisters are waiting to be fed, their faces are yellow and thin, their father died early, their mother died soon after being bedridden, and the family is heavily in debt, so the male protagonist invents and researches all the way, gets rich and becomes well-off, and marries the princess and the beauty of the brothel... This is not my route.

As soon as I wore it, I was abused as a waste, unable to cultivate, and became an abandoned child, but I had a very protective father/mother/brother/sister/sister/brother, and then I met an expert who not only learned from Lei Feng, but also gave for nothing. Dong Cunrui sacrificed himself for others, taught me countless things to return to the west with a smile, and pushed me to the road to success... This is not my route either.

As soon as I transmigrated, I was in the sea of ​​flames. The certain mountain villa/such-and-such palace of my body was completely wiped out by unknown enemies, and I was left alone. Chased and killed by enemies everywhere, accidentally fell off a cliff and practiced a peerless magic skill, and finally revenge... This is not my route.

As soon as I put it on, I met a muscular and loyal man with eight-pack abs with animal skin around his waist, and then took me back to my old den/tribe. After that, I tried to please me in various ways, cooking, sending snacks, accompanying me to practice foreign languages, and sleeping with me. In addition, a tour of the ancient jungle is included... This, of course, is not my route. 【Wait, something strange got mixed in, hey】

In fact, my route should be: baby wears—mother dies early—father is 24 filial piety—the family is rich—stupid and uneducated—no ink in the belly—to be spoiled too much—then become a dude—falling in love with gambling—finally Lost property—died miserably.

Although I haven't progressed to the step of falling in love with gambling, I have already progressed to the step of becoming a dandy.In ancient times, there were no QDYY novels, no otaku welfare, Teacher X, no anime figures, no games... life is boring, and there are no other interesting activities except molesting women from good families, alas!So I obeyed my will and became a high-level hooligan who wandered around the streets with a group of dog legs every day, shaking his legs to tease the little ladies passing by, and then watched them pale and horrified when they were touched. Turning his face away, he laughed loudly behind him.

The taste of molesting girls/women from a good family is actually very good. I can finally understand those dudes who don’t have a good eye and take their servants around to rob women/men in TV dramas. In such a boring place, what else is interesting besides this what?Moreover, in my world, can you flirt with good girls like this? If you dare, you will be killed, maimed and bent by those tough modern female men [? 】

In a sense, for a situation where the ratio of men to women in this university is dozens of to one, you can freely flirt with girls and watch them run away rather than trampling your children and grandchildren with high heels. Gen, I am so happy~

Actually, speaking of it, my habit of molesting people on the street is inherited from my father. Since I was very young when I first wore it, he liked to recall those years and childhood with a wretched smile in front of my bed. The little lady that my buddies molested on the road together, tell me after the memories are over.He hasn't considered changing this preference until now, and he dragged me to relive his glory days when he was old and had dinner every day.

"Ruyi, come, come, dad will tell you about dad's romantic history." Dad smiled and waved to me again, and even set up the small bench of my fixed mount for more than ten years in front of him.I sighed and spat out the homemade toothpick in my mouth, walked over and sat down obediently, while thinking about when I should just be an unfilial son, anyway, girls from good families would go out of their way to moleste, it is not easy for such an old man to destroy matter. 【Don't think about it】

"I remember very clearly that 20 years ago, I was a handsome, unrestrained and suave man. Once, I was admiring all kinds of beauties passing by on the street. When I went up to greet them cordially, I saw a fairy-like Ordinary characters."

Me: "I thought my father grew up like this since he was a child, so that he could never find a wife after his mother died." ←O←

"She was wearing a white dress, with a ring around her waist, holding a xylophone, long hair like black ink, with a cold demeanor and an aloof expression..."

Me: "Father, you are so amazing that you can still use idioms, they are all four characters~" ←O←

"At that time, there were no other people in my world, only one of her was left, walking towards me slowly with bursts of fragrant wind, it seemed like a world away, at that moment I heard the sound of my heartbeat, that In an instant, I felt that I had been waiting for her for many years, and I had been waiting there just to meet her once in this life..." I saw the fat old man with a dreamy and obsessed expression on his face, and two lumps appeared on his cheeks. Blush = mouth = longevity!

Me: "Father, you're kinky, and you've successfully disgusted me. Just tell me what happened afterwards..."

"I went up to strike up a conversation and was beaten up by her and then brought back to raise for three months, that's it."

Me: "== Dad, are you kidding me? Believe it or not, I'll go to the casino and lose a restaurant under your name later."

"Young man, I'm just impatient." The old man shook his head, stroked his well-maintained beard, and looked at the unknown distance from afar, with the melancholy and unique characteristics of young literary and artistic youths in his tone. Reminiscence: "Ruyi, you don't know, some people, as long as they can see each other once in a lifetime, it is already a blessing from the previous life, and they can't be greedy for more. Sometimes meeting once is enough to remember a lifetime, Ruyi , you will meet one day, and you will know when the time comes."

Me: "Father, there is an oiran in Lichun Garden who wants to bid for the first night today."

"What? Is it Little Red Apricot or Little Peony? What would you do if you didn't tell me earlier that you've been preempted!" The old man blew his beard and stared, and then immediately changed into a wretched smile: "Baby, wait for the master to go!" I love you~"

When the old man yelled, "Old Wang, take the master's bank note and let's go to Lichunyuan." Then the footsteps disappeared in a hurry, I was sure that I just felt that the old man had a kind of open-mindedness that saw through the world of mortals... It was an illusion.So feeling cheated, I also yelled:

"Ah, A, A, A, A, A, and A, and four, little Bao Cuihua, bring the tools of the young master, and let's go to the street to moles a girl from a good family!"

Today's Chugongcheng Street is still very lively. All the women who see me run very fast. At least there is a significant improvement compared to the last time. In only 3 minutes, there is only one street left from the street to the end of the street. The rough ones I'm not interested in.

Suddenly my eyes lit up, and I saw a target, this little lady is as beautiful as a flower, I can't praise it more, with a gentle temperament, is there any reason to like it again!And if you see me and don't hide, it's obviously an outsider!Recently, I have rarely been able to tease those girls in this city who are getting faster and faster. I must not let this opportunity pass by~

"Cuihua, bring me the tools of the crime!"

Cuihua, the captain of my embarrassing and traitorous guard, has the best figure with eight-pack abs, and she is silent and loyal to me, and has played a big role in surrounding girls many times.

"Master." Cuihua said in a deep voice, holding a... gold-plated and jade-encrusted folding fan in her rough palm.

I picked up the fan in Cuihua's hand, unfolded it with a sound, and stopped in front of the little lady in white: "Oh, this girl is really beautiful, why don't you come and do some happy things with me~ "

"You, do you want my parent, Qin, to accompany you to do something happy, and watch you being cut off by me."

I didn't see the frightened expression of the little lady in white, but I was overwhelmed by the arrogance of the stern young man in black behind the little lady in white. He said it in a declarative tone if you said it was cool or not. Interrogative sentences!It's really high-end and foreign style!All of a sudden, I was not interested in the tender and beautiful young lady in front of me. Instead, I went past her to look carefully at the young man who was speaking.

Looking at it like this, I feel that my whole world has become quiet, and the noisy downtown has all gone away and turned white. In my world, only this stern young man is left, looking at me with his star-like eyes...

"I want to apply to start all over again, I don't want this little lady anymore, I want you!" I never knew that I was curvy, I only said to me before: "You just haven't met someone who makes you straight and crooked That's why you think you like girls." I thought about this sentence for a while, and now I understand.

"This little brother, this little brother is really as handsome as Mr. Sticky Tang, why don't you go home with me and talk about your ideals in life all night, and by the way, you can do some things you love~ ouch! ow ow ow! ow ! Aww!"

After my fragile place was brutally murdered, the only thought that came to my mind was: Is it doomed to suffer...continue to hold my crotch and roll on the ground...

"Changle..." I saw the beautiful little lady named Changqin at the beginning, looking at me with an uneasy look, and then at the young man named Changle, a mist suddenly rose in her eyes, With a very aggrieved appearance, he called out weakly.Seeing this, the young man looked at me with a flash of coldness in his eyes...

And then... there's nothing and then...

In the evening, when my father came home humming the little song of Hualou, he saw me squatting under the grape trellis at home at a 75-degree angle looking up at the starry sky, and he also came over and squatted next to me.

I proved myself to my father with a brutally beaten face, and there was such a day.

"Father, I understand what you said at noon."

"Stupid child, don't be sad." Dad patted my head lovingly, "If you want to blame it, blame you for being ugly."

"Father, can you find another woman to have a baby in time? Are you okay?"

"How could it be impossible for Dad!"

"Then I'm relieved." I said quietly, helped my waist, and shouted loudly: "Cuihua, come and help the young master go back to the room to rest."

So I was carried away by the captain of my personal guard, leaving only my father behind me shouting for me to stay and chat with him about life ideals, but I ignored him.

"Master, don't cry."

"Well, Cuihua is the best for you, woohoo."

Really. It is impossible for a goddess to belong to the QAQ of □Si

The author has something to say: As the results are being written, why do I feel like I am writing about Tanmei? ==