Warning, too cute! [Quick Transmigration]

Baitang put the button in the palm of his hand, and squeezed it with the utmost care, because he held it too hard, the edge of the button burned red marks on his palm.

He looked up at Su Siyuan, who was still unclear about the situation, and tried to keep his voice calm, but the slight tremor in his voice revealed his uneasy heart: "I told you to bite me, now we are even."

This trembling sound could easily make Su Siyuan mistakenly think that he had confused his little monster, and the man quickly apologized: "I have prepared spiritual spring water for you." His brown eyes were cautiously ingratiating.

Baitang held his breath, suppressed the trembling emotions in his heart, and said dryly, "Then I will just forgive you."

"Is it hard?" The system sensed Baitang's mood swings, and it comforted: "Drink a glass of spiritual spring water, and everything will pass after a night of sleep."

Baitang said softly: "It's not uncomfortable." He tied the button in his palm with a red string and hung it around his neck.

It's not uncomfortable at all. Now I want to go to Mr. Su, I don't feel uncomfortable at all... I will start to feel uncomfortable when I think of Su Siyuan later.

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Yao.com's hot searches about Baitang once again exploded. Among the ten hot searches, eight were related to Baitang.The fuse was the post from Chief Panda:

I heard that I am a national treasure:

Wouldn't such a reliable professional tribulation master consider cooperating with @圆圆的朱天ji

Round Zhu Tianji:

Think about it, think about it, of course you have to think about it! @听我是国际@汤堂want to eat cotton candy

This news is honored by netizens as a historic/communication of the three giants.

The most beautiful woman in the demon world, the most powerful force in the demon world and...the number one father in the demon world.

The comment area was full of demons dancing wildly. The large group recognized the scene. Everyone cried and asked the chief to be the witness to witness the beautiful love between themselves and Baitang. They also told Zhu Tianji's father in tears that he would take good care of Baitang with his whole life. Please rest assured.

Today's sand sculpture netizens still have a lot of drama.

Bai Tang logged on to Yao.com, and saw the private message from Zhu Tianji:

Dude, where are you and when are you free to meet to discuss cooperation details?

Baitang and Zhu Tianji had a few chats online, and they decided on a meeting time, which was the afternoon of the day after tomorrow.

After closing the private message, he browsed the Yaowang. There were tens of thousands of monsters queuing up to make an appointment on the Yaowang.

Baitang hasn't responded to these private messages yet, he can't spend every day on helping monsters overcome calamities, and he won't be as lazy and passive as Zhu Tianji.He needs to find a balance between work and rest, so he doesn't take the third order right now.

He has absorbed a lot of energy in this world. Compared with the previous worlds, the progress of this world mission is simply a qualitative leap.

When this world ends, his human form is estimated to change from a boy's to a youth's.It's just that the little green seedling on the top of the head couldn't be taken back for some reason.

Forget it, little green seedling here seems to have no other disadvantages besides affecting his majesty.

After Baitang comforted himself, he drank the Lingquan water and soon fell asleep.

The next day, the man-of-war jellyfish took the humpback whale to see Granny Jin. After returning, the humpback whale eagerly told everyone about its future goals: "I want to be a singer! Use my beautiful singing voice to conquer the fish-lipped human beings!"

Su Siyuan looked at the gentle and graceful face of the humpback whale, nodded calmly, and approved of the other party's singer dream.

Having this face is half the battle.

Soon it was the best time for Zhu Tianji and Baitang to meet. The meeting place was at an old Sichuan restaurant. This Sichuan restaurant was in a remote corner of the old alley, and the map navigation could not find it at all. Baitang almost went to the wrong restaurant. .

When he entered the restaurant, he saw Zhu Tianji, who was highly sought after by the demon world, in the atmosphere of fireworks.

The photos of Zhu Tianji's activities on Yaowang have always been based on the prototype, the big white pig is white and tender, it looks round and delicious, so Bai Tang always thought that Zhu Tianji's human form should be a slightly fat white fat man.

However, the young man sitting in front of him was very thin, his skin was not as white as pearls and jade, but as pale as paper.

There is a large transparent glass on the dining table, and a dark red menu is sandwiched between the glass and the wooden table top.

The very earthy and festive menu, with yellow letters on a red background, and a little oil stain on the corner of the paper, looks dirty, but Zhu Tianji browsed through it word by word, looking at it seriously.

"Baitang?" The young man saw the figure reflected on the glass, he raised his head and called out Baitang's name, "As soon as you walked in, the room was filled with brilliance. It really is the officially certified 'Golden Age' Beauty'ah." The other party said with emotion.

Zhu Tianji's human form is very delicate, like a frail scholar.

Baitang pulled out the chair, sat down, and said hello, "Mr. Zhu, hello."

"What do you want to eat? The deep-fried pumpkin in this store is delicious. The shell is burnt, and the pumpkin inside is soft and sweet. Every time I come here, I order a big plate." Zhu Tianji enthusiastically recommended.

"Thank you, but I don't eat these foods, I just drink water." Baitang shook his head and refused.

Zhu Tianji stood up, picked up the kettle on another table, and took a plastic cup from the counter, and poured steaming hot water for Baitang.

"I'm sorry, I didn't think carefully and didn't realize that you don't eat these foods." Zhu Tianji put the plastic cup in Baitang's hand.

"It's okay, I'm not hungry, you eat more, you're... all skinny like this." Bai Tang looked at Zhu Tianji's distinct ribs, and couldn't help persuading him.

Zhu Tianji, who was still ordering food, smiled when he heard the words, and he couldn't help but said, "Baitang, before meeting my real person, what did my human form look like in your heart?"

"... Slightly fat?"

The young man in front of him seemed to have heard a particularly funny joke. He laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes. He said, "Ten days ago, I weighed 260 pounds."

"The human form is about as heavy as the three of me now."

"But I can't help it. Once I watch Tianji, I will lose one or two hundred catties." Zhu Tianji's smile gradually faded, and his expression became cold, "Perhaps my lifespan will disappear with it."

The way of heaven is balanced, and everything has a price.

"But the group of monsters at the top of the demon world won't let me go. If you only care about the monsters above and ignore the ordinary monsters," Zhu Tianji said softly, his eyes still on the menu, "Ants can still eat elephants. I, a sick pig with no strength to restrain a chicken, can only be slaughtered."

"So it's slowly consuming."

Zhu Tianji turned his head and called the proprietress over, and reported the name of the dish to her.The proprietress memorized the name of the dish, and suddenly asked: "Young man, don't you want to order boiled pork slices? The pork here is very delicious, there is no fat, it is all lean."

"No." Zhu Tianji smiled softly, "I don't eat pork."

The proprietress let out an oh, remembered the name of the dish and walked into the small kitchen at the back.

Zhu Tianji shrugged helplessly, and said softly: "Look at this world, everyone wants to eat a bite of pork." He was silent for a while after speaking, then looked at Baitang and said, "But pigs don't want to be eaten."

"What can a pig do? A pig can only run, keep running, out of the fence, out of the slaughterhouse, out of the fate of a meat pig."

"It thought it was free, but in fact it just changed from one slaughterhouse to another. The new slaughterhouse is bigger and more terrifying, because the butcher's knife is invisible, and no blood can be seen when the throat is sealed."

Baitang suddenly felt a little cold, he took a sip of hot water from the water glass.

"Have you ever heard of a human subject called animal welfare?" Zhu Tianji explained: "There are five aspects, namely physiological welfare, environmental welfare, health welfare, behavioral welfare, and psychological welfare."

"To put it more simply, when the pig is alive, treat it well, let it eat well, drink well and sleep well, and when it is slaughtered, give it a good knife."

"Do you think this kind of behavior is very hypocritical?" Zhu Tianji quietly stared at Baitang with dark pupils, his pupils were very dark, like two black holes.

Baitang didn't know how to answer, he stuck his hand to the wall of the cup, caressing it blankly.

What broke the eerie tranquility was the sound of the proprietress serving the dishes. On the table were boiled fish fillets with bowls larger than your face, spicy diced chicken, green pepper beef, and roasted pumpkin.

Zhu Tianji took a deep breath, and impatiently picked up the chopsticks, the corners of his lips were stained with greasy luster, and at this moment he lifted up in a good mood, "Naturally hypocritical."

"But I like the hypocrisy."

The chopsticks touched the dishes on the table one by one, and the young man said with a smile: "Look, all these fish, cows, and chickens will go into my stomach."

"Compared to the stinking pigsty, the barely swallowed pig food, and the rude and ignorant peasant women, these hypocritical things are very beautiful."

"At least there are hundreds of millions of monsters who sincerely want to be my licking dog." Zhu Tianji looked at Baitang with a smile and said, "Dude, do you still want to be my partner now?"