Warning, too cute! [Quick Transmigration]

After waking up refreshed, Baitang found that...he didn't review last night.

And Baitang signed up early, so he will go to the examination today.Baitang, who was about to usher in the first exam in his life, was inexplicably nervous, sitting outside the exam room and flicking through the materials.

He took the written test this morning, and if he passed the written test, he will be able to attend the interview in the afternoon.

"System, I'm a little nervous." Baitang, who was cramping impromptuly, whispered, "I shouldn't be greedy last night, but the Lingquan water is really delicious."

The heart of the system is a tangled old mother's face, it thinks, you really shouldn't drink, or you won't know if you will be eaten and wiped off someday.

But after seeing Baitang, the system couldn't say these words at all. It sighed heavily, feeling that it was carrying a weight it shouldn't have at its age.

The system looked melancholy at the Jinjiang interface, Xiao Feige's novel was still not updated today, and the comment section was full of real names envious and jealous of the reader who hated the "customized cookie", like a loyal minister and good general condemning the enchanting concubine who deceived the king .

Although the comment area is full of jealousy, the overall situation is relatively harmonious.Until a negative score suddenly appeared——

Reader: Passerby A

Score: -2

Comment chapters: 1

It's not updated after entering V

1L: I've asked for leave, just two days, it's not good to get a negative score

2L: The author will resume updating tomorrow, don't be so irritable

3L: Is that... a negative score?scared

4L: The poster is calm. Although the author’s name is Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu.

5L author "Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu : I read it in the background, and the subscription rate is zero. Pirates.com does not update, so don't come to me

6L: So the host is a text thief?stunned

The system did not understand the meaning of the word "pirate text dog", so it ran to check and found that the "pirate text dog" includes pirate text websites, resource bloggers, etc., they are like blood-sucking worms on the author, it is hard to imagine , a pirated text network operates at zero cost, plagiarizing the author's text, and the annual income can reach tens of millions.

The selling price of the novel packages organized by resource bloggers is even higher than the price of Jinjiang full-text subscriptions, but there are still people buying them.

80.00% of ordinary authors in Jinjiang, Weibo fans are far less than a resource blogger.The resource blogger sorted out his briefcase, did the work of stealing, and commented on the author and his works, and the fans thanked him at the bottom.

Looking at it makes people's teeth chill.

The system was so angry that it almost exploded. It violently blew up all the pirated websites, and then hacked the computer of that "passerby".

So on this day, the writers of the whole network were dumbfounded.

They hugged each other and cried, recording this historic day.

After doing all this, the system with its deep merit and fame took a deep breath, gave Xiao Feige a 2 RMB overlord ticket, and left a message saying: "Don't be angry, Da Da, you are the best."

Baitang didn't know that the system had done such an earth-shattering event without making a sound. He was still flipping through the materials, and soon it was time to start the exam, and Baitang walked into the exam room.

The examiner was a dragonfly in a small dress. He stretched out his hand to straighten his bow tie, and said arrogantly: "No monster can cheat under my nose. I can see your little tricks clearly on stage."

Dragonfly, an outstanding compound eye player in the insect world.

Candidates are as quiet as chickens.

The only sound in the examination room was the sound of everyone flipping the test papers.

Holding the pen in his hand, Baitang looked at the life questions on the first section——

1. In human society, how often should you wash your hair?

A. two days

B. two weeks

c. two months

D. two years

Baitang: "..."

I felt my IQ was insulted.

Baitang wrote like a god, and immediately rushed to the language communication question on the second section——

1. How should I greet my neighbors?

A. Have you eaten yet?

B. meow meow meow

C. woof woof

D. squeak

Of course, these are the sub-questions of the test paper, and the difficulty of the mid-range questions is roughly like this——

3. Which of the following festivals is when two human beings fall in love?

A. Children's Day

B. Spring Festival

C. National Day

D. Qixi Festival

Together with Baitang, the system turned to the next page of the test paper in loneliness, and then they saw the problem of this test paper——

1. What should you do if your human friend says you want to break up? (Subjective questions)

"The rabbit spirit said in class that at this time you have to divide the discussion into two points. If it is a male human being, you must persuade him to make peace. Human beings, we need to persuade you to break up. If you persuade me to break up, she will be reluctant to give up and start looking for bright spots for her boyfriend. If she really wants to break up, she will break up with your persuasion."

"But! The most perfect way to solve the problem is, you follow what humans say! Otherwise, they really broke up and will come back to scold you!"

Bai Tang sighed while writing, "Human beings are really difficult to understand."

After finishing the puzzle, Baitang saw the last additional question——

The Qixi Festival in China will be ushered in soon, please write the origin and legend of the Qixi Festival, as well as the poems related to the Qixi Festival.

"Steady, steady!" The system happily patted its stomach, "What do you think of the top scorer?"

Baitang said reservedly: "First of all, I want to thank Teacher Chu Li, and then I want to thank the system behind me..."

When the exam time came, Bai Tang handed in the exam papers with his head held high, and walked out of the exam room beaming, smiling brightly at Su Siyuan who was waiting.

Su Siyuan didn't ask about Baitang's exam results, he took Baitang to wander around outside, when there was a dark-skinned old man selling candied haws on the street.

Baitang looked a few more times out of curiosity, "Want to eat?" Su Siyuan noticed Baitang's eyes and asked in a low voice.

Baitang usually drinks flower dew, but this doesn't mean that Baitang can't eat other foods, it's just that if Baitang eats those foods, he has to consume extra energy to digest them.

For Baitang who is stingy... no, he is a thrifty man who manages his family, he refuses.

When Baitang heard Su Siyuan's words, he quickly waved his hands and shook his head. He just looked at the candied haws a few more times, but suddenly felt that he seemed to have seen this thing somewhere.

Where is it?

In my memory, Master Lin took the medicine in silence once after drinking the medicine.When he ate this bright red fruit, his whole body was depressed, as if he was eating something bitter.

"What's this called? Is it bitter?" Baitang asked Su Siyuan.

Su Siyuan replied: "This is candied haws, sweet."

Sure enough, leader Lin is a strange person, and he still looks unhappy after eating candied haws.

*

The interview part was very easy for Bai Tang, it was to chat with the examiners face to face.

Of course, this is an interview in Baitang's eyes. In the eyes of the system, it is a group of monsters of various varieties. There are fierce tigers and lions, and cunning foxes and wolves. Everyone is gearing up to make the candidates cry.

Then they saw Baitang's face.

The beauty of the prosperous age with huge lethality.

So all the examiners were as gentle as little sheep, trying their best to squeeze out smiling faces, and treated Baitang as warmly as a spring breeze, and let the water go to the maddened ones.

Holding the license to become a proficient, Baitang happily left the examination room, just in time to run into Zhen Aichi who was pale all over his face.

Zhen Aichi was helped out by Tang Jinlang, and he said weakly: "Ju, there are cats, a lot of cats. They are so cruel, and they said that the scene given to me is, what should I do if I go to a cat cafe with human friends? Do."

Tang Jinlang asked: "What should I do?"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooish." The boy stuttered sadly.

Tang Jinlang imagined the size of the garden cats, and felt that touching a few garden cats would not be so embarrassing.

"Wooooow, yes, it's a lion! That big cat is a lion! There's a tiger next to it!" Zhen Aichi said frantically.

That's what happened--

When you go to a cat cafe with your human friends, how can you stroke cats skillfully and naturally?

A big lion appeared with graceful steps. Zhen Aichi was trembling with each other, and he was about to tremble. He had an idea: "Mr. To fit the title."

The lion spirit took a deep look at Zhen Aichi, then turned and left.

Before the little hamster heaved a sigh of relief, he saw the big tiger coming on catwalks!

Zhen Aichi stumbled and said, "You, are you a kitten?"

"I'm Brain Axe, the cute kind." Said the [-]-meter-long giant cat.

*

Anyway, in the end everyone got the license to become a master!

It was two o'clock in the afternoon after Baitang finished the exam. Su Siyuan saw that there was still time, so he took Baitang to the temple to meet the koi spirit.

There are many faithful men and women on the mountain, those human beings can't help but look back when they see Baitang.

Baitang wore a wide-sleeved gown, and even with a veil, there was an otherworldly beauty. In this temple surrounded by fireworks, he looked like a boy walking out of a painting.

Su Siyuan stood beside Baitang, blocking most people's sight.The handsome man in a suit and leather shoes, and the boy in a long robe with wide sleeves, this combination has a strange harmony, as if they should be so well matched.

The koi spirit is in the lake behind the temple.There was a quiet forest, and the lake was as green as emeralds. When Su Siyuan and Baitang appeared by the lake, a golden koi jumped out of the originally calm lake.

That koi transformed into a human form, and it cannot be said to be a human form. Her lower body is a fish tail.At this moment, the koi spirit gently swayed her fish tail and swam to the edge of the lake.Putting her wet hands on the shore, she could see a thin layer of translucent webbing between her fingers.

"Chenggui's boy." The koi spirit looked like a 20-year-old woman, but her voice was hoarse like an old lady's, "What did you come to see me for?"

"Grandma Jin, I would like to ask you one thing." Su Siyuan took out Jinsha from his arms and put it in front of the koi spirit, "I want you to put this thing in the kit."

"Isn't this old man Su's treasure?" The koi spirit smiled, "Is he willing to give it away? Which lucky little guy is this going to be for?"

She said, looking at Baitang at the side, and then smiled softly, "This little monster looks really good-looking, come here quickly, I have something for you."

Hearing the words, Bai Tang looked up at Su Siyuan in a daze, Su Siyuan said: "Go quickly, thank Granny Jin again, Granny Jin won't give gifts easily."

There is a saying that Su Siyuan didn't say, this koi spirit really doesn't give away things to others easily, but there is one kind of people who are excluded, and that is good-looking people.

The famous saying of this Granny Jin is——

Beautiful people are always lucky, because I like them.