Warning, too cute! [Quick Transmigration]

After returning home, Baitang did not wait for Grandpa Su to cook in the living room. He went back to the room to check the information, the origin, customs, meaning and legends of Qixi Festival on the Internet.The system is helping to replenish.

"I don't like Cowherd." After reading the love story of Cowherd's niece, Bai Tang whispered, "I think it's not good for Cowherd to steal Weaver Girl's clothes."

"This is the unrealistic ** dream." The system sneered, "Folk legends and the love of Cairen Jiazi almost all follow this routine, only toads and toads eat swan meat, those poor scholars, or those who are like cowherds Such a poor and white man can marry Bai Fumei, but there has never been a story of a noble son falling in love with a peasant woman in the mountains."

"Probably because in ancient times, it was men who wrote articles." The system said: "Look, there are a lot of female writers nowadays. If you browse the Internet, many billionaires fall in love with my Ba Zongwen." .”

Baitang was stunned when he heard this, his eyes were at a loss as he had never been exposed to online literature.

"For example, the love story of a girl with colorful hair and eyes who is proficient in seven languages, and a boss who holds the lifeline of the global economy, a cold-blooded killer, a melancholy superstar, and other men entangled with each other." The system said with emotion: " It made me cry, and I wish I could get another pair of titanium alloy dog ​​eyes."

"So that's what online novels are like?" After listening to the system's speech, Baitang asked sternly.

"Then, did Xiao Feige write something like this?" Baitang suddenly thought of this question.

"I'm talking about a routine that was popular a long time ago. Xiao Feige's temperament is obviously not the one who wrote it." The system said firmly. "I'll check it out. Before Xiao Feige wrote the manuscript in the classroom, I seem to have seen the name of the protagonist."

It took the system half a minute to find Xiao Feige's vest. With the speed of the system, it usually only takes three seconds to remove the vest. This time it took half a minute. Naturally, it was not because Xiao Feige's vest was well hidden. but—

"What kind of broken server is this? It stuck with me for more than ten seconds."

The system crawled back angrily to see the name of the website - "Jinjiang Literature City."

Baitang found this website, and when he opened the screen, he was blinded by the green interface. Then he entered the title of Xiao Feige's work in the field, and saw a slowly spinning little chrysanthemum pop up on the website.

The little chrysanthemum turned and turned, and after 5 minutes passed, Baitang's vicissitudes of life were reflected on the screen.

Seven minutes later, Baitang finally saw Xiao Feige's article. It was a suspenseful reasoning article with less than 7 words. The comment area was very deserted. Chapter leave a comment.

The reader's comment has a lot of words, and each comment is like a small essay. It took a thousand words to blow out rainbow farts, and a thousand words to analyze the characters and plots, which greatly shocked the onlookers.

This made Baitang's desire to explore even stronger.

Baitang entered curiously, and was immediately overwhelmed by Xiao Feige's writing skills.Xiao Feige has an astonishing talent for words, and he can exaggerate the horror atmosphere with just a few words, as if countless ghosts crawled out of the cold words and whispered in his ears.

Baitang held his breath nervously. He wanted to take a sip of the honey water in his hand, but just as his fingertips touched the body of the cup, he was startled by the shrill scream from the system, so shocked that Baitang almost knocked the water cup away. turn.

With the speed of the system, the content of a million words can be browsed within three seconds, so when Baitang read the beginning, the system had already read the full text.

The content of less than [-] words took the system tens of seconds.This is because the text written by Xiao Feige is like a ghostly haunted house to the system. The system starts and stops the sports car, and the ghosts and wolves howl as they drive by.

"Writing, writing is too exciting." The system said weakly, "Hey, does this website still have weapons of mass destruction?"

"Go, throw a deep-water torpedo on her, and I will die with her."

Baitang hesitated and said, "This is not very good."

"My young heart has been greatly hurt, and my data stream is frightened into garbled characters, okay?" The system cried and said, "If you don't go, I will go!"

Baitang didn't dare to speak out to persuade him to stay. He watched the system aggressively prepare to throw mines, and then got stuck by the little chrysanthemum countless times. When he got stuck, the system became dizzy and turned to explode on the spot. Swipe on the website——

"When will the broken website change the server?" said to the author "Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu's article: "The text that you write scares me, take deep-water torpedo to blow up you to death."

After bombing the entire comment area, the system clapped its hands contentedly and said, "Okay, I'm relieved, this website actually has the function of bombing authors, which is very good, but it's a little expensive to bomb once, and it costs 100 yuan."

The system can spend the energy value to buy the currency of this world, so it exchanged 1 RMB in one go, and even blew up a hundred deep-water torpedoes.

By the way, the system observed the functions of other readers, "Moonstone?" The system asked curiously: "The name sounds good, and it should be a good thing for tipping. I want to save it up and give it to authors I like."

Baitang: "..."

Always feel something is wrong.

"Don't read it now, read this article during the day." The system persuaded Baitang: "This article is quite scary, you go to check the information first, boy, I won't hurt you." After the system finished speaking Throwing himself into the sea of ​​books, he declared that he would use cookies to comfort his wounded heart.

Baitang added Xiao Feige's article to favorites, then closed Jinjiang Literature City, and continued to search for information on the Internet.

Baitang has already recorded the origin and legends of the Qixi Festival, and decided to revisit how human beings celebrate the Qixi Festival.

The door of Baitang's room was ajar, so Su Siyuan could just push the door and enter.So when Su Siyuan asked Baitang to have dinner, he saw the young man sitting in front of the computer and taking notes wholeheartedly. The content displayed on the browser was——

"What gift should I give my lover on Qixi Festival?"

Su Siyuan froze on the spot, he felt a little dazed at first, and then overwhelming joy, his mind was filled with countless voices, and those voices shouted desperately:

Ahhhhh he likes me ahhhhh!

The little sloth in his heart danced and danced, so happy that he forgot he was holding the tree trunk, so unfortunately he fell from the tree and fell to the ground... Then he rolled wildly from the bottom of his heart with a smile on his face!

Should I confess my love before receiving Baitang's gift, or after receiving it?

What will Baitang give me?No matter what it is, as long as it is given by Baitang, I like it!If Baitang could pack himself up and give it to me, it would be perfect!

What should I wear that day?What perfume to wear?Baitang, does he like the smell of perfume?

what--

What a sweet trouble—

The corners of Su Siyuan's mouth couldn't help but rise, and pink bubbles seemed to pop up all over his body, and every bubble contained a sentence of "like".

Seeing Baitang who was taking notes seriously, Su Siyuan restrained his smile, he felt that Baitang must want to give him a surprise.

Because Su Siyuan also secretly prepared a Qixi Festival gift for Baitang, he thought he understood Baitang's mind, so he took a few steps back understandingly, slipped out of the room quietly, pretending that he hadn't been there.

If the system is not obsessed with novels at the moment, then it can see a sloth sneaking out of the room, laughing silently behind the door, the smile is so bright that it can completely blind the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes of the single system.

After Su Siyuan had finished laughing, he knocked on the door solemnly and said, "Are you there? It's time for us to eat."

Hearing this, Baitang put down his pen, opened the door and said, "Come here, come here." He opened the door and saw Su Siyuan's smiling face, and those extraordinarily tender eyes.

Facing those amber eyes, Baitang's heart beat a little fast for no reason, Baitang whispered to the system: "Why do I feel that Su Siyuan is in a particularly good mood now?"

Addicted to the novel's inextricable system, he said, "What? What did you just say?"

Baitang: "..."

Forget it, the system is broken.

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Jinjiang Literature City Anonymous Forum:

Topic post #Are all newcomers so powerful now?I can't wait to brush the overlord ticket as soon as I wrote the article#

Landlord:

Did you guys see the deepwater torpedo announcement on the front page?A reader called "When will the broken website change the server" smashed a hundred deep-water torpedoes for a pure newcomer!Can't the newcomers now write articles in a down-to-earth manner? As soon as they come up, they will vote for the overlord, and there is a reader in the comment area who is crazy about writing long comments and scoring points. At first glance, it is the author's trumpet. She is not afraid that this matter will become her future. stain?

№ 1

The landlord’s pink eye disease is about to bleed, he is rich and self-willed, RMB players are allowed in Jinjiang, why are you jealous here

№ 2

What kind of taint is swiping Overlord Tickets? It’s just a RMB player.And the landlord, your behavior is hanging up, please delete the post.

I don't think that rookie is doing well enough. She may not know the market price. Jinjiang's Bawang ticket weekly list starts at [-].So the homepage really makes me anxious, and I want to urge the other party to hurry up and scan a little more, to scan the last week's list, so that the red eye disease of the poster is so angry that he vomits blood

№ 3

Am I the only one following that reader's name?Hahahahaha Guan San (Administrator No. [-], the boss of Jinjiang) when will he change the server?

№ 4

It's not collecting income, the landlord, you are too much for hanging people like this

№ 5

Why do you all think that the reader who cast mine is the author’s trumpet? I just read that article. It’s really well written. It’s suspenseful and reasoning.

№ 6

Upstairs, the writing is so good, it is reasonable to suspect that it is the trumpet of the great god

№ 7

True or false, Fifth Brother and Sixth Brother successfully aroused my curiosity

№ 8

What you said made me really want to read it (I suspect that the host is a vest of a new author, so I came here to speculate)

……

№ 186

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!This rookie is absolutely the vest of a great god! Absolutely! ! ! !

№ 187

Gentlemen, I fell into a pit, the article is really good to read QAQ, and I want to write a long review for the author after reading it.

№ 188

Suddenly I felt that the reader who threw mine was so cute, it seemed that he was really scared by the text (because I was also scared)

№ 189

Why is the author’s name Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu, I feel a little scared

№ 190

I am the host, I am back after reading the article, I want to apologize to the newcomer author here, the author who can write this kind of article does not need to swipe the overlord ticket, well, I will vote for mine and apologize!Close the building! ! !