Warning, too cute! [Quick Transmigration]

The popularity on the Internet made Qing Dai blame herself very much. When Baitang went to the training class the next day, she saw Qing Dai bowing her head like a child who had done something wrong, and apologized to Baitang in a low voice: "I'm sorry, Baitang, I don't know what to do. I know that yesterday's photo will cause a sensation on the Internet. If it affects your life, I will immediately delete that post."

After listening to Grandpa Su's explanation, and seeing Baitang's continuous energy, he naturally wouldn't blame Qingdai.

And in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Su Siyuan prepared a veil for Baitang, and Baitang wore the veil when he went out, and he was not recognized for a while.

The content of today's class is all theory class, there is a thick stack of materials, it looks scary, but it is actually very interesting to read.

Those are the research materials of monsters on human beings, with various contents.

For example, cockroach spirits have always been incomprehensible. They are clearly cousins ​​to mantis spirits. Humans hate them deeply, and cockroach spirits are in a state of pursuit.

For this reason, they have done many researches, starting from the aspects of appearance and habits. They think that in terms of appearance, green is fresher than black, praying mantises look like praying nuns in the fields, and cockroaches look like sloppy ghosts in garbage bags. .

So the cockroach spirit thinks that if they put on green clothes and appear in the fields, they should win the favor of humans.

Baitang's reaction to this was: "..."

Just be happy.

Baitang saw mutated cockroaches when he was in the Doomsday Plane. Fist-sized cockroaches shaped Baitang's concept of ugliness.

If you change the color of that cockroach to green...

It's a highly mutated strange species of cockroach!

Tang Jinlang on the side also saw this page of information, he pondered for a while, and imagined a green cockroach in his mind...

Then Tang Jinlang stopped imagining with disgust on his face, and took out his green long knife to wash his eyes.

Similar to cockroaches and praying mantises, there are mice and squirrels, "Humans seem to like hamsters, why?" Tang Jinlang put down his long knife, took out a box of desserts from the drawer, and secretly handed them to Zhen Aichi.

As a hamster, Zhen Aichi thought about this question with his chin in his hands.

He thought for a while with a sad face, because too many brain cells died, Zhen Aichi opened the dessert again, thinking hard while eating.

"Maybe it's my bulging cheeks." Zhen Aichi stuffed the dessert into his mouth, made an "ok" gesture with his two small hands, and then outlined his bulging cheeks with the circle formed by his thumb and index finger.

Tang Jinlang clasped his fingers together and held the long knife firmly, as if he was about to draw the sword in the next second, but his heart was "good, so cute."

Zhen Aichi, who was not surprised by Tang Jinlang's ferocious appearance, took the last bite of dessert, slumped on the chair and touched his belly: "Plus I look soft?"

The hamster spirit lifted up his sleeves and showed Tang Jinlang his wrist: "Here, it's still white. Humans like white and soft, like buns." He slammed his mouth as he said, "Ah ——I also like steamed stuffed buns.”

So Tang Jinlang at the side...his expression became even more ferocious.

There are also other outlandish materials, such as what human standards of beauty are for animals.

Words such as fox eyes, water snake waist, and butterfly bones are all commendatory words in human society. Humans seem to prefer small and exquisite animals. In this way, bears are excluded, but human beings especially like giant pandas.

The final conclusion is that, except for individual species such as cockroaches, humans can find shining points in almost all animals.

Cockroach: ... No, we also have bright spots, and humans even gave us a pet name, called Xiaoqiang

In the end, the monster concluded that human beings are really a fraternal species.

Human beings like cats, dogs, Xiao Feijiu, and giant pandas, just like a big carrot.

However, such a playful two-legged beast is actually liked by many monsters.

There is an anonymous exchange forum for the Yaozu on Yaowang.com, and there is a special area for the exchange of two-legged beasts (also known as the scary erect ape).

Two-legged beast is a pet name, and the terrible upright ape is the name of sunspot.

There are a lot of well-known posts about building tall buildings there.All monsters are telling stories between themselves and humans.

The post with the longest time span in the forum was posted by a turtle spirit.

This post was selected by Chu Li and put in the exam materials——

When it was still it, it was bought by a human boy as a pet, and then the boy became a man, then an old man, and finally reduced to ashes.

It also becomes him.

He obeyed that human’s last words, that’s what the human said, the human said, Lu, I’m leaving, please take care of the child for me, watch him get married and start a business, full of children and grandchildren...

The tortoise spirit has been guarding this human family all the time, and he often hides his body to take care of the big family quietly.

Time flies, he doesn't know how long he has been guarding in the dark, and one day he suddenly saw a junior who looked very similar to that human being.

So he turned into a baby turtle and appeared at the boy's door.The young man happily picked him up and took care of him like that human. He watched this human go to school, fall in love, get married and have children, full of children and grandchildren. When he was about to die, this human whispered: "I want to be buried at sea."

So he quietly took a small part of the ashes, and carried the ashes to the sea.

The tortoise spirit said that taking care of a human being is a very happy thing. You will accompany him through his whole life, and then continue to walk with his offspring.

It is a happier thing to meet a descendant who looks very similar to him.

Because you will recall the happiness when you first fell in love with human beings. On a sunny day, a teenager squatted in the flower and bird market, smiling brightly at you.

Humans are good companion animals. They look cute when they smile, they look cute when they walk fast, and they look cute when they walk slowly when they are getting old.

It’s just that the tortoise spirit is really not suitable for raising a human being, because the good memories between you and that human being are only a hundred years old at most, but you have to spend the rest of your life nostalgic for it.

……

The question Chu Li asked was, if one day you fell in love with a short-lived human being, what would you do?

There is silence in the class, only the rustling sound of writing.

Baitang stared blankly at the paper, it was difficult to imagine the correct way to open the proposition, the young man struggled for a while, and wrote: "Then fall in love with a monster first before falling in love with a human being."

For example, it's good to like Su Siyuan.

Baitang smiled unconsciously, and just as he was about to put down the pen, the system suddenly asked, "Have you thought about a question?"

Baitang hummed in confusion.

"For you, Su Siyuan is no different from human beings." The system said: "No matter how long Su Siyuan lives, he will not be longer than this world."

"And this world is just a small part of our journey."

The heart tightened for a moment, the tip of the pen paused, and a few black spots were poked on the paper.

……

When Su Siyuan took Baitang back home, he found that the young man was not in high spirits, and his gloomy appearance made his heart ache.

"What's wrong?" Su Siyuan asked softly.

The boy in front of him just shook his head and refused to speak, like a clam suffocating, no one can pry open his shell, and no one can touch his soft heart.

But this person must not include Su Siyuan.

Su Siyuan took out a seed as if by magic, and whispered to Baitang, "This is a magical seed."

Baitang raised his eyelids to look at him, Su Siyuan lowered his voice: "It can hear people's innermost thoughts."

Su Siyuan said, put the seed into Baitang's palm, let Baitang cover the small seed with both hands, and then blew into Baitang's fingers.

There was a slight itching in the palm, and an unknown flower bloomed, pink and small, Baitang saw Su Siyuan turned his head, pointed his ear at the flower, and nodded seriously, " It said that Baitang was not happy."

After Su Siyuan finished speaking, he looked at Baitang, "If it's right, you just nod, if it's wrong, you shake your head."

Baitang was silent for a while, then nodded slowly.

It shouldn't be related to hot searches, Su Siyuan thought.He has been observing the topics on Yaowang today, and no one has identified Baitang's identity.Coupled with Baitang's expression after listening to his grandfather's analysis yesterday, Baitang doesn't dislike hot searches, and even supports them.

Su Siyuan seemed to be asking Baitang, but also asking himself, "Why is Baitang unhappy?" After he finished speaking, he put his ear to Huahua, "Well, it's because of today's training class."

Baitang blinked, then nodded slightly.

"The students and teachers in the training class are very easy to get along with." Su Siyuan said while observing the expressions of Xiao Lumiao and Baitang, his mind was running fast, "It said it was a matter of class."

After seeing Baitang continue to nod, Su Siyuan cautiously probed again: "It's related to the content of the class."

After getting the affirmation, Su Siyuan held his breath. He felt that he was very close to the answer, and he would know it after taking a small step.

"What's the content?" Su Siyuan asked the flower, "It said the content was too long, and it didn't want to say it." Su Siyuan made a embarrassed expression, "What should I do?"

Baitang's heart tightened again, he lowered his eyes, opened his palms, and looked at the unnamed pink and white flower.

Everything is unnamed, those loves hidden in the bottom of my heart that are not spoken out, those ambiguous ambiguities floating in the air.

He pinched the stem of Lingding, put the flower to Su Siyuan's ear, through the flower, he asked softly: "If one day...you fell in love with a short-lived monster, what would you do?" ?”

The man in front of him was silent for a long time, until Baitang suspected that there was a statue in front of him, he heard a very soft answer: "I will miss him for the rest of my life."

"Won't it be very bitter?"

"Yes." Su Siyuan looked at Baitang steadfastly, "But it's as sweet as it is."

"Because if I hadn't fallen in love with him, I wouldn't know what is bitter, and I wouldn't know what is sweet."

The author has something to say: ① Su Siyuan thought it was because Baitang had a short lifespan

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