Warning, too cute! [Quick Transmigration]

He is the consciousness of Xianjie. In the beginning, Xianjie had no consciousness. At the beginning of the universe, when the primordial world was first opened, when the chaos was not divided, he was born in the sea of ​​clouds, muddled and without wisdom.

What about later?

Human beings absorb spiritual energy and temper their bodies, and the most outstanding human being stumbles out of a road that reaches the sky.

Tiandao was a little angry.

Tiandao said that these ants should not be allowed to climb on its head easily, so Tiandao awakened a trace of his mind.

"If there are human beings coming up, you will kill them with lightning, understand?" Tiandao chattered.

"Ah."

"You are so stupid." Tiandao sighed, and it said, "The sky is so boring. No one talks to me, and I am going to be bored. In this day, all the sharpness and temper will be rubbed off, and finally I will become as dull as you."

Tiandao is not happy today.

He continued to hum, overlooking all living beings above the sea of ​​clouds.

He is the incarnation of Immortal Tribulation, Calamity. Everyone who saw him was afraid of him. The eyes of those monks were terrified, with imperceptible tremors.

In the beginning, because of his new life, his strength was relatively weak. Even if he strictly followed the words of Heaven, there would still be a few fish that slipped through the net and jumped over the dragon gate and flew to the fairy world.

"Hey, you actually ran to my site without saying a word, wouldn't that make me lose face?" Tiandao murmured angrily, his ears were full of nagging voices from Tiandao.

In this world, only he can hear the true words of Tiandao.

Even if the other monks become immortals, they can only hear the words of the heavenly dao, which pretends to be limitless.

Tiandao is a Tiandao that pays great attention to image engineering. It needs to do things impartially and always be fair, so it can't talk about species discrimination.

such as……

Stupid mortals.

There is a fairyland palace above the sea of ​​clouds. In fact, there was only a boundless sea of ​​clouds in the sky at the beginning. Later, the first fairy appeared, and the second appeared. More and more immortals came to the cold fairyland. The building was brought along.

"Human beings are really interesting." Tiandao said.

Tiandao began to be less tired of human beings. It occasionally encountered human beings who were pleasing to the eye and had special skills, and would secretly ask him to release water——

I heard that this human being dances beautifully. If you put her up, I want to see her dance.

"Ah, the world seems very interesting." Tiandao suddenly said with emotion.

He listened quietly, unable to intervene because of his mental insufficiency.He is often called dull by Tiandao, you little idiot, Tiandao sometimes calls him that.

"You said... Shall we secretly go to the human world to play?!" Tiandao said suddenly, the more he thought about it, the more excited he became, the more excited he became, "Anyway, there are no monks going to cross the catastrophe during this time, The so-called one day in the sky, one year in the world, if we go to the world to play for half a day, it is equivalent to disappearing in the sky for an instant!"

"Oh, I really don't want to stay in the sky anymore, I'm so bored, I'm really going to be bored to death, little idiot, Xiaoxianjie, you say, let's run down to play for a day, no, half a day! What do you say half a day What?!" Tiandao began to whisper in his ear again.

"Ah."

This time Tiandao didn't dislike him and he answered briefly. Tiandao was as excited as a little fool. It arranged everything and took him down to earth.

"We're going down with thunder, can't you discharge it? Crackling, we ran to that thunderbolt, and we can go down to earth with a swipe, so there won't be any strange phenomena." Tiandao urged him to discharge.

He obediently abandoned the thunderbolt, and hitched a ride down to earth. The thunderbolt cut through the darkness, pierced through the clouds, and slashed towards the mortal world.

"Be careful not to kill people." Tiandao said: "Hey, look, there is a mortal over there, turn around quickly!"

The deep purple sea of ​​Thunder made a quick turn as if with wisdom, and struck at the feet of a mortal, blasting a crater on the muddy ground. Curls of green smoke were scattered in the rain and fog. He and Tiandao were a little at a loss, stunned. He stared blankly at the mortal.

The mortal was a little frightened, and because the ground was muddy and slippery, he staggered and fell on the mountain. Perhaps because of fright, the mortal's face was as white as paper, coughing repeatedly due to the bitter cold wind, and the smoke from the thunder choked the mortal. The other party was coughing out of breath, breathless, as if he was about to die on the spot, his shoulders slumped, the bamboo basket slipped from his arm, and the herbs picked from the mountain were scattered all over the ground.

A grass-like herb rolled into the pit, which was the hole he blasted out. This was the first time he saw such a weed-like plant, so he couldn't help but take a few more glances.

In the Immortal World, everything is beautiful, even those plants have a fairy air and look like they would like to be made of colored glaze.

He has never seen...

Such a shabby, perhaps down-to-earth thing.

"What is this?" he asked.

He seldom asks questions on his own initiative. Tiandao looked at that weed in a strange way. Although Tiandao has never been to the human world, it knows everything about everything in the world. as herbal medicine."

"What are herbs?" he continued.

"Mortal people are sick, and they are used to cure diseases." Tiandao was afraid that the immortal would ask what "sickness" and "cure" are, and said: "Oh, in a word, it is something that is good for mortals!"

He looked at the unknown grass and hummed lightly.

The icy rain fell on the mortal's body, wet the other's clothes, and his jet-black hair clinged to the other's pale face. The mortal's lips were blue and white, and his lips trembled slightly. He opened his mouth and spit out a big mouthful of blood .

"Oh, this human being can't die. He's not a monk, he's an ordinary person. He has no cause and effect with you. You are an immortal robbery. Those human beings you hacked before are all monks. Those monks want to become immortals, so they rush to let you go. Hack them, but this mortal is different." Tiandao was in a hurry, "Xianjie, you go and save him, I can't interfere in this matter, I can only save you, you instill spiritual energy into his body, hurry up! "

He didn't know how to save people, and he didn't know how to release the aura.He is Immortal Tribulation, and since his birth, he has been a symbol of thunder and punishment. If you let him kill a mortal, this is really an easy thing, but if you want him to save people...he has never done this before thing.

How to save people?

How to give him the aura?

His eyes fell on that little grass, herbal medicine, is it good for mortals?

A vague idea appeared in his heart.

"Xianjie, what are you going to do?! Why did you suddenly transform into a weed?!" If it had a human form, Tiandao must be beating his chest, but it is a pity that Tiandao does not have a human form, it was shocked Yizha's voice can only be heard by Xian Jie.

Transformation is a very important matter, because once transformed, it cannot be changed. It’s okay if you become a human at first, but if you become something else, such as a cloud or a horse, you have to practice like ordinary monsters It took a long time and it took more effort to transform into a human form.

It's understandable if you want to become a dragon with majesty, but Xianjie has become a useless weed. It's no wonder that the way of heaven has collapsed.

Tian Dao is like a worried old father, so he had to give Xian Jie a little back door, and it quietly gave Xian Jie a trace of the mystery of the Dao law.

Immortal Tribulation turned into a green grass in the curling green smoke, and in the pit blasted by the thunderstorm. The aura envelops the body, and even the veins of the leaves are radiant colors. It is not an ordinary thing at first sight.

The mortal who had been coughing was stunned when he smelled the aura, he raised his head with difficulty, and looked at the fairy grass in front of him.

It was only at this moment that Xianjie discovered that this mortal had a pair of very gentle and beautiful black eyes, pouring into the other's eyes like the Milky Way all over the sky.

Because of the mysteries of the law of the Great Dao given to him by the Dao of Heaven, Xian Jie suddenly understood something, for example, plants will bloom, bear fruit, and finally wither.

He turned into the image of a little grass, full of spiritual energy in his body, but he didn't know how to use the spiritual energy to save people, so he had a whim, wanting to blossom and bear fruit, to seal all the spiritual energy in the fruit, and give it to that mortal, that Ordinary people will live a long life if they eat it.

With this in mind, he mobilized the aura in his body and began to bloom a flower. When he was trying to bloom, a deep male voice came through the rain, and he said: "You bloom like a white crabapple .”

This human voice is a bit nice.

He trembled slightly, and a dark purple fruit the size of a thumb fell down. The fruit exuded a strong aura, and anyone with a discerning eye could tell it was a treasure.

He waited for the mortal to take the fruit, and then left under the urging of Heavenly Dao. He was Immortal Jie, and the other party was a mortal.

That day, he and Tiandao played happily in the mortal world for a day. After returning to the fairy world, what impressed him most was the mortal, with a face like white paper, eyebrows like ink, and eyes like stars.

As time flies and things change, he becomes stronger and has cultivated a human form. Few monks can withstand the critical strike of thunder. In addition, Tian Dao's vision is more critical. Ordinary mortals and Tian Dao look down on him, so he quickly Few mortals can successfully cross the tribulation.

The fairyland is boring and unchanging. He will sleep in the sea of ​​clouds all day, and will quarrel with Tiandao when he wakes up.

Sometimes Tiandao can't talk to him, so he feels wronged and says, "Obviously you used to be stupid, but you have changed, you don't love me anymore."

These messy words are learned by Tiandao in other small worlds. There are three thousand worlds, each with its own opportunities and development. Flying iron birds faster than flying swords, running strange iron boxes on the ground, they can also use fist-sized iron things to transmit sound for thousands of miles.

"The most important thing is that there are no human beings who can practice, only monsters can. Do you think it is strange, Xianjie, if you go to that world, then you have to be careful, because the human beings there are so weak that they will die. Chop, there are not a few monsters to chop, but humans catch a lot, and the cause and effect may make you miserable." Tiandao danced and said: "There are so many human beings in that world, they can live more than mice."

He turned over in the sea of ​​clouds, and said lightly: "Don't neglect your duties, heaven."

"Oh, oh, it's so ugly, I'm going to relax! Look, I found something good there. Here, this novel is very beautiful!" Tiandao boasted happily.

After a while, Tiandao's tone suddenly became somewhat resentful: "So the novels are divided into top and bottom?"

Tiandao went to that world again for the second half of the novel, and then it came back with a sad face, Tiandao said: "So the writers are divided into eunuchs and not-so-eunuchs?"

He yawned lazily.

Tiandao saw that he was sleeping all day long, so he built a skynet in the sky, and tricked Xianjie and immortals into the online world.

"Choose a screen name for yourself, don't call it Xianjie, it's too earthy." Tiandao kept urging.

username?

What is a screen name?

"It's your codename in the online world." Tiandao said, "You can take whatever you want."

He was silent for a long time, a sentence suddenly sounded in his mind, it was a deep male voice, he said——

You bloom like a white crabapple.

"Then it's called Baitang."

*

Baitang's life in the fairy world is comfortable and boring. He and Tiandao surf the Internet every day, follow articles and play games.

One day, Tiandao said happily: "I found the reincarnation of the author of the eunuch, and I also found a way to keep her updated, Baitang, do you know that the author is destined to have a marriage, she must first get married before she can start a career , as long as she is with her sweetheart, she will never break again!" After speaking, Tiandao happily took a lump of red thread to tie a pigeon's leg and a snake's tail.

Baitang let out an oh.

As an immortal, he doesn't understand love, and the immortals in the sky are also people who are desperate. A group of single dogs in the immortal world have nothing to do except surf the Internet.

Baitang thought that such a day would last for a long time, without any waves, and the end could be seen at a glance.

Until one day, a figure finally appeared on Shengxiantai, which had been silent for thousands of years. It was a handsome monk with a handsome face and starry eyes. His name was Su Fusheng. mortal.

Baitang almost hurt his life that day, and as compensation, he left the fruit of the immortal calamity. Unexpectedly, Su Fusheng walked towards the road of cultivating immortals with a mortal body by relying on that immortal fate.

"Do you have the heart to hack him to death?" Tiandao asked.

Baitang didn't speak.

"It's not as good as this. The fairy tribulations you made in the past are all boring. This time we will change to a brand new fairy tribulation."

"Becoming an immortal means severing love and love. The seven emotions and six desires must be cut off. It is better to let him enter the four realms of reincarnation, let him enter the realm of the gods, let him enter the realm of hungry ghosts, let him enter the realm of hungry ghosts, and let him enter the realm of asuras. Desire to kill, enter the animal way, go to sex." Tiandao said: "Just like we played games before, but this time I am the system and he is the player."

"Well, you are the boss. When the player can beat you, it will be considered as clearing the game. What do you think?"

"it is good."

*

It rained continuously that day, he hurt Su Fusheng, this is the reason, he gave the fruit of the immortal calamity to the other party, this is the result.He originally thought that the cause and effect would cancel out, but he didn't expect that the other party would ascend the Immortal Ascension Platform after a thousand years, which would be a new cause and effect.

Even if it happens again, he will still give the fruit of the immortal robbery to the other party.Can't bear the other party's desperation, ↓