Warning, too cute! [Quick Transmigration]

Baitang didn't go back to the dessert shop, and the sign that the business was closed was going to hang up for three or four days. He felt that it would be happier to be paralyzed at home.

While chatting with Simpson, I found that he often eats tofu mixed with shallots recently, yo, should this big white tiger be a vegetarian? But being pure-hearted and ascetic is a bit too platonic.

With such worries, Baitang ran to throw himself into the trap.

So next, he met the evolved version of His Majesty Simpson. Baitang bit the quilt on the bed and asked Simpson, where did he eat the tofu mixed with shallots? , Eat the tofu in your mouth, lightly squeeze and slowly rub it on your hands.

After speaking, he practiced on the two-petal buttocks, and asked Baitang seriously whether this was gentle enough and restrained.

Baitang couldn't help but shed tears of regret.

After such a shameless life for a while, Simpson used great willpower to not become a foolish king who didn't want to go to court today. After retreating from the court today, Simpson didn't get tired of being with Baitang for the first time, but said seriously: " Tangtang, my royal father and queen mother have finished their trip and want to come back to see you."

Baitang was taken aback when he heard the words, and felt a sense of tension that he hadn't seen for a long time. He had watched the video of Joanna and Orvis on the official website. The couple were both aloof and dignified without getting angry. look like.

He was too happy to tease the tiger cubs, and he abducted their son at once, wondering if the other party would be hostile.

When Baitang was silent, Simpson suddenly opened his arms and hugged Baitang, saying: "The queen mother was very happy when she heard the news that we were together. She felt that I had finally achieved something for a while. She is rushing back now because she is afraid that you will be killed." Love has gone to your head, and you don’t want me when you calm down, so you came back in a hurry to discuss our marriage, so that you can’t run away.”

Simpson rested his chin on Baitang's shoulder, wrapped his two powerful arms around Baitang, and said firmly, "Tangtang, you are mine now, no matter what you do, you can't run away."

"Do you want to consider the career of empress? Drought and flood guarantee income, high social status, and you can assign a snowball to His Majesty."

"Under one person, above ten thousand people?"

"No, the Empress is above."

Baitang raised his head and smiled at Simpson.

*

On the day of Baitang and Simpson's wedding, the whole country celebrated together. The gorgeous fireworks went from day to night, and the roar of the city never stopped. This day was the most viewed day on the royal family's homepage. People play on an infinite loop.

This is a traditional royal wedding, and the emperor and empress must be accompanied by their closest elders to get married.

However, the empress is a catnip amateur who just came into the world. She has no father, no mother, and no relatives. His closest elder is His Excellency Su Chenggui, so His Excellency Su Chenggui played the role of the empress' relatives.

I saw the empress wearing gorgeous costumes, sitting in a pumpkin cart, while His Excellency Su Chenggui became a prototype, a sea turtle twice the size of the pumpkin cart, with his limbs like oars, pulling the pumpkin cart slowly step by step. Walking firmly, it seems that all the roads and footprints he has left in his life are gathered together and pointing firmly forward.

Baby snails of seven colors followed the pumpkin cart closely, and they hung small flower baskets on their lotus-like arms. The flower baskets were filled with fiery red rose petals. on the rut.

People on both sides of the road held various shooting equipment to record this grand wedding, because the empress was so beautiful, some people even became so excited that they became prototypes and fainted on the spot.

The pumpkin cart slowly arrived at the gate of the palace. Majesty Simpson dressed in a fine attire, and under the watchful eyes of His Excellency Su Chenggui, he held the hand of the empress.

They smiled and kissed together, and gorgeous fireworks exploded in the sky.

*

"Good evening, viewers! Today is the star calendar year 239, Monday, August 8rd. Welcome to the "Cats Empire News Network" program."

"The main content of this "Cats Empire News Network" program includes: the wedding of the century between His Majesty Simpson and the catnip amateur Baitang, the major reform of the plant amateur education system, and the abstinence drug developed by Academician Anthony.

Please see the details below:

Flamingo Host: A grand wedding ceremony was held in the center of the empire today.

Red-crowned Crane host: Congratulatory message from the Cat United Association and the amateur rights organization: I wish the couple Simpson and Baitang a happy marriage for a hundred years and grow old together.

Flamingo Host: Let's take a look at the scene - as we can see, the photographers and crew have entered the countdown to the wedding.

Host of Red-crowned Crane: The people at the scene are very excited. Okay, let's invite our Wired reporter Platinum Peacock to report.

Platinum Peacock: We can see that there are many eagerly awaited citizens on both sides of the road. As far as I know, many people got up at two o'clock in the morning this morning and came here impatiently to get a good seat. Sir, may I ask? What time did you get up?

Dodo Spirit: You can call me Miss Feng.

Barrage: [This seems to be the twin sister of Emperor Feng, hello! 】【Men's clothing boss is amazing】【Sister A explodes】

Platinum Peacock: I'm very sorry, Miss Feng, what time did you get up today?

Dodo Spirit: The owl next door and I stayed up all night. We came here yesterday afternoon. In fact, even if we came here at two o’clock in the morning, we still couldn’t get a good seat. Everyone was in high spirits, and many people carried quilts on the street. Wait, in fact, I can understand their feelings very well. Buying tickets to Xiaoxueqiu Dessert Shop online is basically the probability of winning a million lottery. If I don't reserve a seat early, I may not be able to see Baitang in person for the rest of my life. God.

Barrage: [I envy the people of the capital, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow” [online, scalpers digested it internally] [ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jealousy makes me unrecognizable]

Platinum Peacock: Thank you for your cooperation. (walking towards a fat chirp)

Platinum Peacock: Hello, I am a reporter from the News Network, may I interview you?

Fei Jiujing: Oh, oh, of course (looks dodging, flustered)

Barrage: [Fuck, is this Sui Jingbin? ! 】【Jiujiu's plain makeup is too cute, and my mother's fans are in tears】【Sui Jingbin, the voice of nature】【Ah Jiujiu baby, you can't stay up late, do you know that!Take good care of your throat! 】

Platinum Peacock: When did you come here to take up a seat?Are you here specially for Your Excellency Baitang?

Fei Jiujing: Yesterday at noon, I was actually... powdered sugar (especially a fan of Baitang). Although the wind was a bit cold last night, the powdered sugar around was very warm. Everyone had a great time chatting together.

Platinum Peacock: Okay, thank you for your cooperation.

Platinum Peacock: We can see people's enthusiasm... [-] words are omitted below balabala, so my report is like this... (There was a scream from the crowd, and Platinum Peacock turned his head when he heard the sound. In an instant, his whole body froze, Being so beautiful that he lost his voice, he stood there for a long time in a daze, waiting for the pumpkin cart to leave completely, then he didn't know what he was talking about, he stumbled and hurriedly ended the report)

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Flamingo Moderator: Okay, thank you Bai Xin, thank you for the wonderful report that Bai Xin brought us, and then please let Professor Wen explain the major reform of the amateur education system to us. Hello, Professor Wen.

Asparagus Bamboo Demon: Our requirement for amateur education has always been to study happily and educate happily.However, the data survey in the past 15 years shows that the number of academicians trained by happy education is 0, and the number of engineers, designers, doctors, teachers and other occupations is far lower than that of orcs...

Barrage: [Because amateurs, especially those in the food and crop department, have gone to become farmers] [I really want to have land at home] [I want to be educated happily] [If I can grow vegetables, I don’t want to be a farmer] What teacher?]

Asparagus: Happiness education is an idealized education. Most of the flowers it cultivates are the flowers in the greenhouse. They look bright and beautiful, but they are too weak to withstand the storm outside. The starting point of happiness education is good, and the educated are Happy, but the result is not pleasant.If you want to adapt to today's society, you must reform the amateur education system...

Barrage: [Ha ha ha ha, so the textbooks of the amateurs are going to be the same as ours] [Laughing to death, let them show off the schedule every day before] [Hi Da Pu Ben jpg.]

Red-crowned Crane Moderator: Okay, thank you, Professor Wen, next we will learn about the abstinence drug developed by Academician Anthony.

Flamingo Moderator: Academician Anthony believes that excessive indulgence will lead to impotence, and sex is a normal need of people, but excessive indulgence in it will become indulgence, which is not good for health.The abstinence potion is not permanent abstinence. It is valid for about one month. If the potion is used properly, the abstinence potion developed by Anthony will increase the average lifespan of sea hares, dolphins and other races...

Barrage: [Is Anthony the devil] [Fuck, does abstinence potion really exist? ! 】【Abstinence potion can replace anti-wolf spray】【You can give your husband a sip when you are pregnant】【Hahaha You can also give your husband a sip when you are on a business trip】

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Red-crowned Crane Host: Alright, audience friends, it’s the end of this program again. The last part of the program is to recite the letters from the suggestion box of the Empire. Next, a letter will be randomly selected by the machine. Let’s take a look at this Who is the lucky one?

Flamingo Moderator: His name is - a Mr. Ye who did not want to be named.Then I will read the contents of the letter aloud.

My luck has always been E, which may be the reason why the clover becomes a spirit. I heard that the probability of finding a four-leaf clover in the clover is one in [-]. Maybe all your luck has been stolen by the four-leaf clover, so this Even after I wrote this letter, I guess it was lost forever...

If one day I can turn around and marry the male god Baitang, it would be great, but I know this is impossible, because on July 7, His Majesty Simpson and the male god Baitang got engaged.I am writing this letter now, but I still haven’t recovered from it. I was still in class at the time, and my deskmate was secretly playing with my mobile phone. I was laughing happily watching a sand sculpture video a second ago, and suddenly howled in the next second, crying like a A two-hundred-jin fat man, well, Potato Essence looks like a two-hundred-jin fat man without crying.

The purpose of my writing this letter is to say a few words.

Your Majesty Simpson, being able to marry the male god Baitang is the luck you have saved from saving the universe in your previous life. Please treat the male god well.

Baitang male god, I hope you can marry love, and live a safe and happy life, happy and healthy. If the luck of clover must be divided, then↓