Warning, too cute! [Quick Transmigration]

As a catnip amateur who came into the world 400 years later, Baitang attracted the attention of the whole empire. Coupled with Baitang's unbelievable appearance, news of Baitang was overwhelmingly reported on the star network.

The amateur who made the big cat's cat ears sprout, the most beautiful catnip amateur in history, with bone-erosive fragrance...

The latest news related to Baitang is the "Little Snowball" dessert shop.

This news was first reported by the Butterfly Daily. The reporter of the Butterfly Daily, San Guan, writes well and never fabricates false news, so it is highly credible.

At the very beginning of this report, there is a picture of the "Little Snowball" dessert shop.

The citizens of the empire who have watched the videos on His Majesty Simpson’s homepage know the name Little Snowball. Back then, there were little Snowball emoticons that were all the rage, such as the video screenshot of His Majesty sneezing several times in a row, with the text “Who am I where am I?” , "Snowball-like obsession".

Another example is the screenshot of Your Majesty being raped by the empress, huddled in the corner of the wall and hugging herself tightly, with the words "self-acceptance and self-abandonment" and "snowball-style grievance".

Another example is that the little majesty squatted in the corner for a long time, couldn't help crying, snot bubbles came out of the pink nose, the little majesty was sobbing and choking, staring at the snot bubbles with big watery eyes , with the words "I coax myself", "Snowball comfort".

The most healing emoticon package is that your majesty ate the cheesecake, his amber eyes narrowed in happiness, his pink tongue stuck out, and he smiled sweetly, accompanied by the text "Snowball Happiness".

Back then, His Majesty had attracted a large number of Snowball fans with his appearance like Little Snowball and his silly expressions and movements. Although Simpson became a handsome and noble Emperor from a young Snowball, the mother fan of Little Snowball had already reached the point of being a grandparent Despite his young age, there are still many new fans entering the pit every year.

So when everyone saw the roll call of "Little Snowball", the first reaction was to think of His Majesty Simpson's cub period.

This should be a coincidence, naive netizens think so.

Then they saw the second photo. There was a table next to the floor-to-ceiling windows of the "Little Snowball" dessert shop. His Majesty Simpson and Baitang were sitting at the table. The roses were fiery red, and His Majesty's earlobes were also red. The golden sunlight shone through the windows, plating them with a layer of gold, and the fragrance of dog food came from the photos.

The netizens sitting in front of the screen were stunned.

—Is this a date? !I'm going to pass out!

——I'm so stupid, I only know that the first strike is the best, but I don't know that His Majesty strikes so fast!

——Holy shit, so the name of the dessert shop refers to His Majesty? !What kind of fairy dessert shop is this, it’s too sweet, I’m crying, how about you

——Woooooooooooo God, are you together so soon?

——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Butterfly Daily's text description is quite subtle and euphemistic, and only uses beautiful words to explain the objective facts, such as His Majesty gave the rose to Bai Tang, without adding subjective conjectures.

However, the Fly Daily is different. This daily is famous for its nonsense. It has to get involved in everything, and it has to say everything. When it encounters gossip, it swarms up. Even public figures with the strictest secrecy work will be picked out. A few pieces of news that are both true and false.

For example, Zuo Ruge is suspected to be dating the tiger shark demon.

The reporter of Fly Daily has no sense of professionalism, and can make up a bloody story after capturing a few photos, satisfying the curiosity of netizens, but causing reputational damage to the protagonist of the photo.

A type of yokai exists because the world has the soil in which to nurture him.

Netizens are talking about "flies don't bite seamless eggs", which is the confidence of these fly reporters to run rampant.

The Fly Daily’s article is bold and outrageous, the title is eye-catching, and the opening picture is a picture. The content is all edited. Although the credibility is not high, but a pot of dog blood is poured down, who cares about the authenticity of the content.

For example, at this moment, the fly reporter who took similar photos with the butterfly reporter used these photos to play wildly——

#男默女女泪must watch, Simpson courts Baitang#

#猫nip露堡的怪惊情感, "小雪球" dessert shop's daring courtship#

#Shock!Simpson and Baitang actually reached out to touch...'s genitals! #

They described the love process between Simpson and Baitang clearly and clearly, as if they were present at the scene.Netizens who were deceived by the title were very angry. Nuzhi drove boldly in the comment area, expanding the catnip castle's confusion and obsession in the title in detail, and replaced the rose's genitals with the indescribable catnip amateur.

The guy who drove the roller coaster left a slightly mocking sentence at the end: "If you want to block me, please block the Fly Daily first. After all, I am only expanding, and they are the writers :)"

His Majesty Simpson was greatly shocked by the aura of this generous and righteous man. At this moment, His Majesty Simpson was staying in the bedroom. After browsing the [-]D expansion in the comment area, he diligently set up a small tent and saw Simpson was silent for a while after the big man made some remarks, and asked people to clean up the atmosphere in the newspaper industry.The subordinate in charge of this aspect said yes tremblingly, and when he was about to end the call, he heard His Majesty Simpson's voice line a little tense: "The most praised netizen in the comment section of the Fly Daily, don't move."

The subordinate kept saying yes, and after the call was over, he went to the comment section of the Fly Daily to see who the sacred thing His Majesty wanted to protect was, and then he saw the [-]-character roller coaster.

subordinate:"……?!"

I always feel like I know something great.

The subordinate was in a hurry and wanted to quit. Those sweet words at the beginning kept jumping in his mind, especially one of the protagonists of this [-]-word essay was also his immediate boss, it was really terrible.

If you usually see such outrageous words, your subordinates will definitely grab the driver who dared to drive the roller coaster, crack him down crazily, and throw him on the broken wheelchair.

It's just that His Majesty Simpson called for protection. His Majesty said it very concisely, and he didn't say how to protect it. The subordinate was afraid that his protection would not be enough. The [-]-word essay was left intact in the comment area, so this essay became a rare flower under the strict crackdown of the Star Network, and it was so bright and upright that it stood out from the crowd in the clear water.

It caused everyone to talk about the other party's powerful background.

Simpson who just didn't want to be invited to drink tea: "...???"

Suddenly, Zhang Yu, who had a deep background, said, "???"

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Zhang Yu is an online writer by profession, and a painter by sideline. She is often called a big touch by fans, and she posted a beautiful picture. .

There is nothing wrong with the name of the fans. She is an octopus with eight tentacles, four for writing and four for drawing.

Friends who write articles in the circle know her true identity, and express envy and hatred for her racial advantages.

Great gods always play with great gods. Zhang Yu has her group of great gods. In the group, there are three authors including her, a pigeon spirit and a snail spirit. In the beginning, Zhang Yu single-handedly raised the whole group. The average number of words updated.

Later, the pigeon essence fell in love, and the lover was a resentful reader who fell into the pit. In the end, the pigeon essence sent a mobile phone for love and updated with them.

The daily word counts of the three authors are [-], [-], and [-], respectively.

The group name is "Have you coded today", and the group chat is almost like this——

Every morning at 0 o'clock, the snail spirit will bubble up in the group, and she typed happily: "A new day, a new beginning, today I have to write carefully~3000/[-], rushing duck~"

At eleven o'clock in the afternoon, Ge Gejing sent a message: "It's too much trouble to take care of the children, I'm so tired, watch the video for a while and relax."

The snail typed happily: "308/3000, rush to the duck~"

At one o'clock in the afternoon, the octopus finally went online: "I regretted it for so long, 0/2000"

The snail spirit continued to bubbling happily: "549/3000, Chong Duck~"

Ten minutes later, the octopus said, "10/21901, I'm going to draw a sketch, gray gray."

Snail Spirit: "...598/3000"

After 10 minutes, the pigeon spirit: "6001/6000, I'm going to take care of the child, for nothing."

Snail Spirit: "...624/3000"

After 15 minutes, the octopus said: "Double row, come @today also release pigeons"

Pigeon spirit: "Come here, it's okay to put the baby on your lap."

Snail Spirit: "...55555"

The content of today’s group chat is a bit different, Ge Gejing: “How did you manage to drive without being caught by the traffic police? You want to learn. After all, there are a bunch of readers in the article who haven’t eaten meat for a long time and are so hungry that they knock on the bowl every day. Waiting for Meat@Please call me Da Touch”

Octopus: "I don't know."

Snail Spirit: "Hey ~ Hidden Secret ~"

Octopus essence: "Hey, why are you done updating the code today and why don't you go to the code?"

Pigeon spirit: "Aren't you going to code?"

Snail spirit: "... 55555 you bully me every day QAQ"

Pigeon essence: "Hahahahahahahahahaha, who told you to be slow, there is a signing meeting today, you will be broken now if you don't code now."

Snail Spirit: "I'm motion sick, and I can't code in the car now, have you all arrived at the signing event?"

Pigeon spirit: "Here we are."

Octopus Spirit: "Here we are."

Snail spirit: "... I'm too slow orz"

Octopus: "The venue is so big, the imperial capital is a moat, [picture jpg.]"

Pigeon spirit: "I'm so tired, my two sons are going to fly, I don't think I have the strength to sign it later."

Octopus: "I want to release all eight tentacles for readers to sign _(:з"∠)_ so that it will be faster. "

Pigeon spirit: "I'm envious of my real name, can I share some of them?"

Octopus: "No."

Octopus essence: "Are you there yet? It's about to start @路漫漫球球远典"

Pigeon Spirit: "She should have stepped on it. This crazy madman is not only stuck in writing, but also stuck in time."

Snail Spirit: "It's here!!! Where are you?!"

Pigeon spirit: "Look at the gate, there is a little pigeon squatting on his head, and the poor man with a small and weak snake wrapped around his neck is me."

Octopus: "The one in the black dress."

Snail Spirit: "Oh! I see you. I am followed by seven colorful little snails. Have you seen me?"

Octopus: "Fuck, are you married too?"

Snail Spirit: "I'm single, these are my little nephews, the most favored babies in our family."

Pigeon essence: "You are poisonous↓