Warning, too cute! [Quick Transmigration]

George is a potato demon.Among amateurs, Tudou ranks among the top three in terms of population.

Potatoes are the staple food of many monsters. The potato monster who grows potatoes is equivalent to a farmer, or the kind of salted fish farmer who lies still and potatoes will grow continuously.

Because the work is easy and the money is high, George and his family are very lazy.George's grandparents are sofa potatoes. As the name suggests, they are potato monsters paralyzed on the sofa watching TV. George's parents are mouse potatoes, a couple of potatoes who are addicted to computers. George and his sister are the new generation The most common mobile phone potatoes.

Today is the salted fish routine of the Tudou family again. George’s grandparents slumped on the sofa, two potato pancakes huddled together and watched TV happily, “Hey, today’s news broadcast has a press conference held by the royal family!” Grandma pushed her glasses frame and said loudly.

George's parents each had a laptop, and they were typing. George's father suddenly said: "His Majesty Simpson's homepage has been updated, oh, I really miss that little snowball, but it's a pity that the once beautiful little snowball will never come back. "

George's sister suddenly screamed.

George, who was disturbed repeatedly while reading novels, frowned unhappily, took out his earphones to block the interference, unexpectedly, George's mother also screamed: "Oh~ If I were 20 years younger, I would fall in love with this beauty too!! !"

George paused while picking up the earphones, and he silently turned his head to look at his father. Unexpectedly, his father, who was about to be put on a green hat on top of his head, held his face in both hands and stared at the screen intently.

If this gesture of hugging the face is done by sister George, it can be said that it is innocent and cute, and it was done by a middle-aged bald father with a beer belly...

George looked away in pain.

Once again, Grandma George's loud voice came from behind: "Does liking a monster need to be divided into ages?! I declare that I, Maria, fall in love again!!!"

George: "???"

Grandma, what are you talking about? You have grandchildren, what are you doing in love? !

George turned his head and saw the grandparents on the sofa watching TV energetically. Potato pancakes could no longer be used to describe them. They were full of energy, just like the big potatoes in Plants vs. Zombies.

What's on this TV, what magic is there to keep the couch potato alive and glowing?With such doubts, George turned his head to look at the TV.

In the next second, the mobile phone that George regarded as his second life fell to the ground.

On the screen is the scene of the royal family's press conference. Throwing a cat teasing ball anywhere in it will hit the boss of the cat family.

There were two people who stood out the most in the venue, one was the handsome and noble Simpson as always, and the other was the protagonist who made the Potato House collectively crazy - Baitang.

"My God... is this the God of Beauty?" George murmured.

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Bai Tang was at the press conference. He felt that the painting style of this meeting was very magical. At the beginning, when the big bosses of various families came to the scene, the atmosphere was still very dignified. Everyone present had very serious expressions. When he saw Baitang's face, he didn't change his face, apart from the momentary amazement in his eyes, he couldn't see anything unusual.

Especially Sun Aozhou, who is a manul demon, this old man has always had a fierce expression, like a bandit who just washed his hands in a golden basin not long ago, and looked disdainful when he saw a white-faced scholar.

The seat of this old manly monster is closest to Baitang, and Baitang can see the ferocious look on the other's face, even though Baitang's intuition tells him that this manly monster should have no malice towards him, but his eyes are always on Crazy clamoring "so fierce", "does he have a problem with me", "he must be staring at me".

Baitang told himself not to judge a person by appearance, he restrained himself and was about to look away, but he heard a "poof", a light gray short round cat ear appeared in Sun Aozhou's half-white hair.

Baitang: "...???"

Baitang looked at the old rabbit cat monster who looked extremely ferocious even though his face was innocent, and all eyes were on Sun Aozhou. The next second, there was another "poof", and another cat ear appeared on the head.

The wrinkled old face turned red, and Sun Aozhou poked his neck and looked at the crowd. It is possible that he was already ashamed and indignant at the moment, and his eyes were still as fierce as wanting to eat a child.

The audience watching the live broadcast was silent for a while, and finally someone in the live broadcast room posted a barrage: "Although I am very scared, I still want to laugh, what's going on hahahahahaha."

Followed by a bunch of "Hahahaha", "I really want to laugh 1" barrage.

If Sun Aozhou could see these bullet screens, his heart that was about to collapse at the moment should collapse instantly.The thick fingers under the table twisted together nervously, Sun Aozhou tried desperately to close his ears, but he couldn't control this physiological reaction at all.

When the orcs are greatly stimulated, they will be partly or even completely animalized.

Not letting the tail come out to join in the fun is Sun Aozhou's last stubbornness.

What can he do?He is also very desperate!No one told him that catnip is so fragrant! ! !

It's also delicious! ! !

When he first entered the meeting place, Sun Aozhou's blood started to boil when he smelled the smell, a bit like the feeling after drinking high, but at that time the distance from Baitang was relatively far, so this reaction can be restrained.

Then Sun Aozhou discovered to his joy and despair that his seat was actually the one closest to Baitang.

There was a big round table in the venue, Simpson sat on Baitang's left, and Sun Aozhou sat on Baitang's right.People are old and can't stand too much stimulation. If the smell is lighter, it smells just right and comfortable, but now it is so thick that it suffocates cats. Sun Aozhou wants to become a prototype and follow the example of Emperor Garfield back then , to show the whole world a drunken dream.

But he can't do that!

He is the head of the Sun family with a lot of age and prestige!Although the ferocious image of being able to stop children crying at night circulated outside was not his original intention, but this is also stronger than Garfield's image of the Great Emperor.

Sun Aozhou sat beside Baitang in pain and happiness. Seeing Simpson on the other side of Baitang calm and breezy, he couldn't help but get angry. You are a big cat who is young and strong and has a strong ability to accept stimulation. Think about our old bones?

It's not that the research institute invented the 100% suppressor. As a diehard of welfare theory, I know it's wrong. Now, please put the greatest invention of this century on Baitang immediately!

When the 100% suppressor came out, Sun Aozhou still despised that suppressor as useless except for the beautiful appearance of the diamond earrings... Hey, that shiny thing on Baitang's earlobe looks like a suppressor.

It's not just like... It's just a hair, okay? !

What did that guy Anthony do? !He also boasted that Haikou was 100% suppressed!Is research funding not enough for your research?May I allocate funds for you? !Come and save my old bones, I can't take it anymore!

When the air filled with catnip human body fragrance was inhaled into the nose, it was like the last straw that broke the camel's back. Sun Aozhou's cat ears popped out. Looking around at the shocked faces, Sun Aozhou realized that he The famous name of the first life... was destroyed in one day.

I heard that this is still a world live broadcast, so is it too late for him to disappear in place?

When Sun Aozhou was about to go crazy, the familiar "Puff" sound came. Sun Aozhou's first reaction was that his tail came out, and he nervously covered his butt, but he didn't feel anything.

The sound of turning heads in unison was extremely ear-piercing in the silence. Sun Aozhou looked in the direction of everyone's turning and saw the old lynx monster and his maverick little furry ears.

The lynx old monster had a solemn expression, as if he was about to say something important to people's livelihood in the next second, and then a thin layer of red appeared on his wrinkled face, like a persimmon cake exposed to the sun.

Sun Aozhou: "..."

Hahahaha I didn't laugh, it's not because I am ashamed alone.

Puffing sounds came one after another, and those extremely coercive bigwigs in the feline world all sat solemnly with their cat ears exposed, even Sun Aozhou, who looked the most fierce, because after having cat ears, the fierce The temperament is inexplicably softened, with a sense of mystery and cuteness.

Although this group of bigwigs may not want such a sense of cuteness, no one knows what is supporting the bigwigs to pretend to be calm and sit in their seats, forced to act cute under the watchful eyes of the global audience.

However, there is one thing that all the young orcs in the feline family know, that is, Anthony's asceticism must be advocated now.

Anthony: "???"

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Anonymous Forum:

Theme post content #Have you seen the announcement of the royal family?#

Landlord:

As a feline orc (I won’t say what race it is for fear of losing the horse), the author has always been full of infinite fantasies about catnip amateurs.

The most obsessive is still the deodorant of catnip amateurs who eat bones. I heard that it smells like high-purity opium, and taking a sip is better than living gods.

The host is already very satisfied with smoking catnip every day, and I can’t imagine what kind of body odor catnip amateurs have.However, the time span between catnip amateurs and their appearance is so long that people can't wait to see them, and the time interval between their appearance is unpredictable.

Everyone knows that there are 900 years between the catnip amateurs who appeared in the period of Garfield the Great and the previous amateurs, so the host has no expectations for the emergence of amateurs in our era.

However, I did not expect that hahahahahahahahahaha, when the landlord was young, he actually fell into the living cat mints hahahaha! (I'm sorry, please forgive the landlord's crazy laugh) I never expected that the male god's face value is so high... the fragrance can be smelled through the screen...

What kind of fairy scent can be worthy of this face, if I am lucky enough to inhale the pheromone of the male god, then I may really be soaring on the spot~

Ahhhhhh it's decided!I have to work hard to earn money to buy male god pheromones!I feel suddenly full of energy! ! !

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Love love love!It's just a fairy face value!The landlord and our goal are the same (I’m not happy about this, there is one more competitor humming)

№ 2

Big Brother's whiny accent, blindly guessing it's a puppet

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The screen has been licked wet by me, I really want to show my belly for the male god to touch, I don’t know if the male god likes the soft belly of the kitten

№ 4

Meow, woo, woo, want to be touched by the male god, but the camera shows a close-up of the male god's hand, so that the hand control is completely uncontrollable, okay? !

№ 5

...Hey, this building is so dirty, I am different, I want to be touched by a male god

№ 6

The scale of the upstairs is too large to report

№ 7

I am so envious of those big guys who went to the scene, it was so cool that the tail and ears came out...exciting...

№ 8

Did you find out that the stud on the earlobe of the male god is a suppressor invented by Anthony, a new product that claims to be 100% suppressed, my old man (please don’t cheat) told me that the suppressor is real , but it's useless, the smell can't be suppressed at all

№ 9

The desire to survive upstairs is very strong. Hahahaha. By the way, we mentioned those bosses in this post... Will it be deleted? Although we didn’t say that bosses with cat ears are cute

№ 10

It's over, you said everything you shouldn't have said upstairs, this post will be blocked 100%, if this is the case, let me also say that Mr. Sun Aozhou is a bit cute hehehehehe

№ 11

Hahahaha, you guys are good or bad, the boss should not play the forum [Eager to try jpg.]

№ 12

Even if I'm dead and nailed in a coffin, I still have to cry out with my rotten vocal cords—Sun Aozhou is fierce and cute!

№ 13

Are you crazy? Anonymous forums can also check your IP. Be careful when the time comes and you will be picked up by the boss and beat up.

№ 14

Brother Thirteen, don’t scare me, the big brother shouldn’t care about these little things [Suddenly becoming cowardly] Forget it, let’s talk about the male god to keep you safe, the male god is so beautiful, I love the male god, I want to give birth to a litter of kittens for the male god

№ 15

Haven't you seen the data posted by the research institute?It is conservatively estimated that the fragrance of the male god Baitang is fifteen times stronger than that of ordinary amateurs.So the suppressor cannot be 100% suppressed. Those big guys can last for so long because of their amazing willpower (maybe there is also a reason why they are too old).

№ 16

Fuck, is it that strong?I suddenly remembered that the place where the male god appeared was inside the Catnip Castle. At that time, all the feline orcs were turned into half-beasts in the guards outside the castle.I was still laughing at those feline orcs ashamed...

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At the scene, I am not a feline orc, but I witnessed the whole process of the group of feline orcs going crazy. It was very terrifying, and they couldn't be stopped. The strength that erupted in an instant was terrifying.After finally suppressing them, the moment His Majesty opened the door, the group of orcs went crazy again. I imprisoned a leopard spirit at that time. After he smelled the smell, his eyes were blood red, and he stared at me coldly and madly. It seemed that if I dared to stop him one more time, he would kill me.Fortunately, His Majesty closed the door right away, and those lunatics were locked outside the door and couldn't get in at all, otherwise I can't imagine what would happen in the end.

№ 18

What the upstairs said made me think carefully, the group of feline orcs who smelled a little smell have already become crazy like this, so what will happen to His Majesty who directly entered the catnip castle...

№ 19

Become a big snowball?

№ 20

Hahahaha, is the upstairs also a snowball fan?

№ 21

Your majesty's mental power is very high, SS rank, mental power and willpower are linked, I feel the most out of control situation, that is, become a prototype and roll desperately on the ground [serious face]

№ 22

It must be very cool. I feel that Simpson is really a winner in life. He was born on the finish line. He has been sitting in the most luxurious catnip castle since he was a child. The castle is full of

Various varieties of catnip, when they grow up, a catnip amateur grows in the castle... Crying Liao

№ 23

Don't mourn on the 22nd floor, the male god is still single now, we all have the opportunity to marry the male god and go to the pinnacle of life, okay? By the way, if the male god's partner is not me, then I hope the male god will remain single QAQ and not say anything else, After getting married, I can’t extract deodorant to make pheromones. QAQ Although I’m poor and can’t afford pheromones, being a cat also has a dream.

№ 24

Ming people don't speak dark words, I want to become a cat of a male god [blush]

№ 25

I, I want to become a dog of a male god!Although I'm not a feline orc and can't smell the body fragrance of the male god, but the male god is really good-looking! The appearance is regardless of race!I, I am in love

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What do you think upstairs↓