The marriage countdown of Changfeng Escort

Aunt Liu was in the Escort when she was still a girl, and she had two shiny braids. She has been in the Escort for 30 years now. Jing Fenglang has never seen anything, umm, including two young bureau chiefs wearing crotch pants, being spanked by their parents, and the eldest lady crying like a baby.Aunt Liu has seen such a hot scene like today.Over the years, the two young bureau chiefs have often fought like two belligerent little tigers, causing flying sand and stones to fly and the sky to be dark. However, this is the first time that the scene is both hot and laughable.

Yesterday the leader of the young bureau said that he was going to throw the hydrangea ball, everyone in the bodyguard bureau knew about it, but the leader of the second bureau didn't know.Of course, if the Second Bureau Chief knew about such a flamboyant and sensational thing, it would be no wonder he could spare the Junior Bureau Chief with his fiery temper.So, this morning, the head of the second bureau heard that everyone was talking strangely, and everyone was smiling very ambiguously on their faces, so he forcefully forced that tripman Liu Qian to say what was going on.Of course, paper can't contain fire, Liu Qian is one of the young people in the Escort Bureau who is a cunning ghost and elf, so he told the matter to the second bureau chief with all the details.At that time, the head of the second game had just finished his morning practice, and he was still holding the iron stick that Aunt Liu was afraid of just looking at it. I went to find Guo Xu.As if the news had grown wings, it spread throughout the Escort in the blink of an eye. As soon as the Second Bureau Chief blocked the Young Bureau Chief in the bedroom, all the young and old in the Escort Bureau rushed out the door.Aunt Liu was surprised for a while, everyone in the Escort Agency is a master of Qinggong!She forgot about herself. When she heard the news just now, how she ignored the inconvenience of her little feet, and stood proudly at the forefront of the crowd in a hurry, resisting and squeezing, was truly incomparable to those young men.

I only heard the second bureau chief question the young bureau chief loudly: "Guo Xu, why did you settle the matter without discussing it with me and Caiyu?"

There is no voice of the young bureau chief.

The leader of the second game continued his one-man show: "It doesn't matter if you decide, is your brain trapped by the door? You can also come up with the idea of ​​throwing a hydrangea!"

Aunt Liu has the same respect and love for the young bureau chief and the second bureau chief, but Aunt Liu doesn't like to hear the words of the second bureau chief: what's wrong with throwing the hydrangea ball? It's a rare event in a hundred years to be able to throw it once, how lively it should be.

There was still no voice from the young bureau chief.

The head of the second bureau continued his lonely cry: "Whose idea is it, Little Peng Wang or that little fat guy Deng Ren? Are they sincerely making the bodyguard bureau look ugly?"

There was still no voice from the young bureau chief.

Aunt Liu really worshiped the young chief's self-cultivation skills. It felt like a boulder rolled on the mountain. Most people were already frightened, crying for father and mother. Our young chief stood on the big rock and habitually stroked his hair. That smile on his face is really awesome.Of course, the leader of the second game is also worthy of admiration, so there is no response, no quarrels between opponents, only the leader of the second game can carry it out vividly and wonderfully.

When Aunt Liu was worshiping, she suddenly heard a break, and Aunt Liu's ear drums shook, only to hear the master of the second bureau say: "Take your hand away, and you stroke your hair again, believe it or not, I will chop your hand off."

As soon as this remark came out, there was a "poof" from everyone. The scene was strange and spectacular. Then, everyone laughed for a long time because of the "poof" from everyone. Aunt Liu's stomach hurts: look The habit of stroking the hair of the chief executive is really deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

The young bureau chief finally spoke up: "I came up with this idea."

The young director took the initiative to admit, and everyone's hearts immediately hung up in their throats: Oh my god, the world is about to collapse.Unexpectedly, there was no movement for a while, and after a strange silence, the leader of the second bureau said: "Guo Xu, if you don't have a suitable reason today, I will never forgive you." Sitting on the chair, he had to slowly listen to the explanation of the young bureau chief.

Aunt Liu smiled secretly, and everyone let go of their hearts: Don't look at the aggressiveness of the second bureau leader, every time the two fight, it's just a lot of thunder and rain, and this matter, the lice on the bald man's head, isn't it clear? , What else to explain, it is clearly a step down for the master of the minor bureau.In the words of the literati, Aunt Liu couldn't remember what kind of sex and fierceness; according to the words of our little people, the leader of the second bureau is a toothless tiger.

Guo Xu said slowly: "Throwing hydrangea balls, isn't this lively? There has been nothing interesting in the capital for a long time. As one of the three young people in the capital, I have the responsibility to enrich the lives of the people in the capital and add some fun to everyone. "

The leader of the second bureau said: "What are the three young masters in the capital? I think they are three playboys who are full and have nothing to do. If you want to make people happy, you sell yourself to make everyone happy. You can count on me and Caiyu." What?"

The young bureau leader said: "Tie Yi, what you said is wrong. My little heart was hurt all of a sudden. After all, we all depended on each other and grew up together. How could you have the heart to let me go up that tall building alone, throw that hydrangea ball, People first marry a strange woman."

Everyone outside the door couldn't hold back their laughter again: the young bureau chief used to use this method of showing weakness to win sympathy, especially the second bureau chief and the eldest lady, that was often tricked.

Sure enough, the leader of the second round said: "Don't pretend to be pitiful, it's just throwing hydrangea, it's not a sea of ​​swords and fire." The tone was obviously much softer.

The young bureau leader said: "That's right, the three of us are together, how can we not throw the hydrangea together?"

This time, the leader of the second game was silent.

The young bureau chief continued to lobby: "What's more, the hydrangea throwing this time is mainly for your sake."

The leader of the second bureau snorted, his tone was clearly displeased, and said, "Guo Xu, don't be a good boy for taking advantage of it. Why are you thinking of me?"

The head of the young bureau said: "As soon as February is full, we must get married, I don't care, just make do with Caiyu. What do you do?"

I only heard the leader of the second bureau say loudly: "How do you call it mutual cooperation?"

The chief of the young bureau said: "Slip of the tongue, Caiyu is aggrieved, and marry me, a prodigal son. No, you are left alone, and you are not at the mercy of the bureaucrats."

The leader of the second bureau snorted and did not speak.

The leader of the young bureau said: "Why don't we let us act first. Wouldn't it be great if we could also see the beauty of the spring?"

The leader of the second bureau said in a muffled voice: "Lust. What's the difference between throwing a hydrangea and a blind marriage? Maybe your hydrangea will be picked up by Wuyan's mother, and you will beat your chest."

The leader of the young bureau said: "There is an idea from Caiyu, but Wuyan's mother, a prodigal son, probably will not be able to enter the venue."

The second bureau said: "How do you say?"

The young bureau chief smiled lightly and said, "Temporary confidentiality."

This sentence was like stabbing a hornet's nest, and everyone outside the door immediately began to guess what the eldest lady would come up with.Aunt Liu thought to herself: The female Zhuge is out, it seems that this time the hydrangea throwing is more lively than the opera.

Today, the people in the Escort really have nothing to do, especially the maids and women who are wandering around the eldest lady's house.Ask, one, the pearl flower is lost here, ask another one, the jade hairpin is lost near here, ask one more, the gold bracelet is lost near here.This is strange, when did this mother Zhang wear a gold bracelet?

Aunt Liu was very clear in her heart, everyone wanted to find a chance to have a few words with the eldest lady, and from these few words, she could figure out what rules the eldest lady would set on the sixth day of the lunar new year.Think about it, who doesn't have an unmarried daughter, niece, or niece, an unmarried son, nephew, or nephew, not to mention those unmarried girls and boys in the escort agency, the heart is even hotter.Usually, the young bureau chief, the second bureau chief, and the eldest lady are something they dare not even think about, but this time, the young bureau chief said it himself, throwing the hydrangea ball.What is hydrangea, everyone is equal before hydrangea.Everyone has a chance.Doesn't it matter who gets married with the young bureau chief, the second bureau chief, or the eldest lady, it's all a step up to the sky?How much benefit does this have.Bah bah, people can't be so practical.However, taking a step back, if you really get married and put it at home, even if you look at it, you will feel comfortable, and you will wake up with a smile when you fall asleep.

But today the eldest lady just stayed in the boudoir all day, and Yi Lan sent her lunch there.These people at the door had wasted a day in vain, seeing that it was already afternoon and they had nothing to hope for, so they left one by one unwillingly.In fact, what kind of wisdom the eldest lady is, I guess she can really say a few words, and everyone will definitely not be able to guess what it is.It's just that this matter is so tempting, I have to bet on it just in case.

Aunt Liu finished cutting a piece of spring clothes, thumped her old arms and legs, and chatted a few gossips with Shen Ma. Naturally, she couldn't get away from the important event of the sixth day of junior high school. .

Aunt Liu was overjoyed. After all, she was an old man, so she was treated differently. Under Shen Ma's envious eyes, Aunt Liu walked with extra spirit.

When I arrived at the boudoir of the eldest lady, the eldest lady took out three pictures, which turned out to be three hydrangeas.How can you blame others for loving this eldest lady, just one hydrangea, the paintings of the eldest lady are different from those sold outside, each of them is really attractive to look at, and the three hydrangeas also resemble the temperament of three people.Aunt Liu picked it up in a hurry, and repeatedly assured that it would be exactly the same as the one in the picture.He took advantage of the situation and asked a lot of questions.The eldest lady is the most modest, she talked to Aunt Liu a lot, and Aunt Liu returned happily with the picture.But thinking about it while walking on the road, the eldest lady has said so much, it seems that she still doesn't know what the eldest lady is going to do.Forget it, do the thing at hand first.

Before the shop outside closed, Aunt Liu asked Shuanzi to go with her to the shop to buy some useful things, and started to make it that night.Until the third watch, all three hydrangeas were finished, and one was beautiful than the other. Aunt Liu was so happy that she held it in her hand and was reluctant to let it go, so she just hugged it and fell asleep.

That night, Aunt Liu had a strange dream. She dreamed that the young bureau chief, the second bureau chief, and the eldest lady were throwing hydrangea balls.People all over the place yelled, yelled, no one could catch it, and the three hydrangeas floated in the air, forming a circle, spinning, spinning.

Sleeping in the middle of the night, Aunt Liu was woken up by the rustling sound, she got up in a daze and lit the lamp, but there was nothing in the room, Aunt Liu muttered: "Damn rat, it's time to find a cat tomorrow."

This night, because I was too excited, I had a dream all night, and I didn't sleep well. When I woke up in the morning and opened the door and window to breathe, I found that the window was not closed at night.Aunt Liu scolded herself for being careless, but then she thought about it, what kind of place is this, the Changfeng Escort Bureau, which thief has the guts to search for it.Aunt Liu hurriedly washed up, and took three hydrangeas to find the eldest lady.Aunt Liu pictured in her heart the eldest lady's gentle smile of satisfaction when she saw the three hydrangeas.