Face Blind Self Help Guide

Looking at the light and shadow at the door, the house was completely silent.

Jiang Xu slowly glanced at Shen Hom, and said to Gu Changyi, "I want to be a good person."

Afraid of affecting your relationship as husband and wife, you just didn't reveal such a big secret.

Unfortunately, your words are more annoying.

Jiang Xu ran away in a hurry.

Shen Hom remembered what Jiang Xu said, "If it could be a month or two earlier", then there is still a choice.He looked at Gu Changyi with an unconsciously fierce expression.

Why not tell him earlier?Why must you take this risk?

Gu Changyi got up and chased Jiang Xu out, but Shen Hom stretched out his hand to stop him. He bent down, trying to get out under Shen Hom's arm, but was hugged by his waist.

Shen Hom: "Must be born?"

Gu Changyi: "You must have asked Jiang Xu, too? Whether you live or not is a risk."

Shen Hom's eyes turned red. Gu Changyi's words shattered the last hope in his heart - Yin Xuechen's judgment was the same as Jiang Xu's, not sure.

"Why can't it be sooner, if it's earlier—"

Gu Changyi looked into his eyes: "I just found out for a few days."

Shen Hom looked at him with distrustful eyes.

Gu Changyi is funny, what kind of circle is this? No one believes what he says.

Gu Changyi swore: "I really didn't know a month in advance! It was too late,? There was no other way,? So I didn't tell you right away, for fear that you wouldn't be able to accept it."

Shen Hom: "It's the most unacceptable thing for you to lie to me. Let's get even about cheating, okay? Don't lie to me in the future. Let's face it together."

Gu Changyi hugged him: "I really didn't mean it,? I was just thinking of a perfect way to let you know about this surprise!"

Shen Hom hugged Gu Changyi, put his palms on his stomach, and begged these two little bastards over and over in his heart not to torment Gu Changyi.

As long as you don't torment my wife,? I promise no one will beat her up in the future.Whether it is picky eaters or mischievous, I will try my best to be a kind and kind father.

Shen Hom swears on his life.

Gu Changyi looked at him with raised eyebrows: "Are you surprised?"

Shen Hom: "Surprise?"

Gu Changyi looked at him seriously: "Yes, take this as a surprise, I have a hunch, it must be a happy event!"

Facing the optimistic Gu Changyi, Shen Hom couldn't keep his face straight, for fear of affecting Gu Changyi's mood.

"Okay, I'll wait for you to surprise me."

In order to make his expression less stiff, Shen Hom tried to tell some jokes to make up for the negative influence he had on his wife.

It's a pity that he doesn't have enough reserves of jokes, and he doesn't remember any of the jokes made by the dignitaries in the capital that he can easily make up.

The only person who told him a joke was the one in front of him.

Shen Hom suddenly blamed himself a little, as if Gu Changyi had been coaxing him to be happier all along.

Of course he coaxed Gu Changyi, but the purpose was to calm him down.

Shen Hom felt a painful pain, and without thinking about it, he said, "Let me tell you a joke."

Gu Changyi looked forward to it: "Okay."

Shen Hom thought hard: "Once upon a time there was a little daughter-in-law who gave birth to twins and breastfed Dabao first..."

Gu Changyi pushed him: "Don't say what I said!"

Shen Hom had no choice but to use local materials: "Once upon a time there was a little daughter-in-law who gave birth to twins. No matter which baby made a mistake, he would pick up both of them and beat them together, because he—"

"Because I can't tell?"

Shen Hom nodded.

Gu Changyi was dissatisfied: "You are not telling a joke, you are looking down on me at all! Then I will show you, what is the look in your father's eyes! Hmph, do you think the imperial concubine can't tell you and Shen Fan apart?"

Shen Hom: "I'll wait."

Gu Changyi became angry: "You wait for me!"

"No, I can't tell why I want to be beaten together? Am I so unreasonable?" Gu Changyi looked at Shen Hom, "Wow, isn't this what you really think in your heart?"

There are two little brats nestled across a layer of belly, and Shen Hom, who just made an appointment with the "little brats" not to beat anyone, naturally can't tell the truth.

"It's just a joke," he said.

Gu Changyi: "It's no longer the practice of a filial son under the stick."

Shen Hom kissed him: "I feel sorry for the child you worked so hard to give birth to, so I don't even have time to beat it."

Gu Changyi doesn't know yet, but it is himself who wants to do it more in the future.

Shen Hom: "Clean up, let's go into the palace."

The Holy Majesty asked Shen Hom to cook a reunion banquet. He had no dissatisfaction. It was right to cook for his parents.

"I'll go to the imperial dining room later, you—"

"I'll follow you."

Shen Hom is satisfied, he dare not let go of his wife's hand in the palace now, the shadow will not disappear for a while.

When Shen Hom cooks, Gu Changyi helps him, but in fact he spends most of the time watching Shen Hom cooking.

Shen Hom's posture of tossing the pot is as fast and steady as a sword.

Gu Changyi felt that he was watching a performance instead of cooking.The weather was hot, and Shen Hom was wearing an apron, with no other clothes on his upper body.When shaking the pot, the muscles of the left hand are smooth and full, firm and tight but not stiff.

When you don't use force, it is very elastic when you pinch it.

Gu Changyi can just pinch and play with it before going to bed at night, as if playing with mud with a child.

Shen Hom started the pot with his left hand and copied the shovel with his right. He quickly transferred the stir-fried vegetables in the pot to the round lotus-patterned plate.

Gu Changyi swallowed.

Shen Hom glanced at him from the corner of his eye: "Hungry?"

How can you drool when you look at a plate of vegetables?Have you been hungry these days?

Shen Hom couldn't help but worry about the nutrition plan jointly formulated by Jiang Xu and his uncle. His daughter-in-law couldn't get enough to eat.

Shen Hom: "You can eat more today, I don't care about you."

Anyway, uncle and Jiang Xu are not here, and occasionally I have to let my daughter-in-law have a good time.

Gu Changyi was so moved that tears flowed from the corner of his mouth: "Okay."

Shen Hom thought about it, and before the eunuch took away the dishes to keep warm, he set aside a little for his wife to taste first.

The eunuch opened one eye and closed the other, fearing that his eyes would be blinded by the love of the two.

Like a puppy, Gu Changyi sat by the stove and waited for Shen Hom to be fed. He took a bite of every dish out of the pot, and was half full before it was served.

I'm so happy, to be able to eat the first bite out of the pot, isn't this happier than the emperor's father?

Shen Hom took off his apron, washed his hands and face, squatted beside Gu Changyi, and rubbed his stomach: "How is it?"

Gu Changyi: "It's still edible."

Shen Hom felt a sharp pain in his heart. Usually, the amount he would give in one meal was probably a little more than what Gu Changyi ate just now, and it was hard to get full.

Gu Changyi happily jumped on Shen Hom's back, not too hot, and squeezed his arm: "Are you tired?"

Shen Hom supported him and stood up easily, "Not tired, let's go change clothes."

The eunuch in the imperial dining room breathed a sigh of relief. To be honest, if the princes and concubines stay any longer, they may all regret that they will not be able to marry a wife if they die as eunuchs.

Gu Changyi sat by the stove all morning, and found that cooking was tiring. Shen Hom prepared twelve dishes at a time. a dozen times.

"Cooking is so tiring. You don't have to do it after I give birth."

Gu Changyi felt sorry for Shen Hom, it was really hot in summer by the stove, Gu Changyi just watched from the sidelines, and there were two eunuchs beside him fanning him with ice cubes, so he felt that his neck was very stuffy .

But during his pregnancy, he could only eat the food cooked by Shen Hom, so he was too picky.

Shen Hom raised his eyebrows: "Then what if the child is picky eater and wants to eat my cooking?"

It is very possible that Gu Changyi ate Ma Ma Xiang before she became pregnant.

Gu Changyi stuck to Shen Hom's back, covered the sides of his stomach with both hands, so that the little brat would not hear, and secretly whispered in Shen Hom's ear: "Little brat, picky eaters make them hungry."

Fierce!

Shen Hom smiled, the heat in his ears seemed to have spread to the internal organs along the eardrums, and there was an urge to kiss Gu Changyi in his chest.

He quickened his pace and arrived at the Lanzao Palace. As soon as he entered the door, he put Gu Changyi on the table, lifted his chin and kissed him.

Gu Changyi opened his mouth cooperatively, his black eyelashes trembling slightly.

A quarter of an hour later, Shen Hom changed his clothes, and Gu Changyi followed behind him with a blushing face. He also changed into new clothes, which looked a bit like a couple outfit with Shen Hom.

……

Imperial Dining Hall.

Shengshang, Guifei, Princess Yuyang, Shen Fan, Shen Hom, Gu Changyi, six people at a table.

Shen Hom is more cautious, and temporarily does not want Zhou Lingyi to appear in front of Gu Changyi, so as not to embarrass everyone.

If possible, he didn't even want to see Shen Fan.

But considering the mood of the imperial concubine and the Holy Majesty, Shen Hom still held his nose and ate at the table with them.

There is no need for red tape to eat as a family. The emperor's heart is happy, and he is exempted from the servants of the palace.

The imperial concubine's hand was broken, the princess had just recovered from a serious illness, Shen Fan's face was injured, there were three sick patients at a table, and there was an emperor and a pregnant woman. The responsibility of serving everyone to dinner naturally fell on Shen Hum's shoulders.

Shen Hom broke open a hairy crab. He was so strong that he didn't need any tools at all. When he squeezed with two fingers, the crab claws split open. He picked out the crab meat and crab roe completely and put them on his wife's plate first. inside.

The emperor who watched a set of procedures: "..."

Gu Changyi moved the plate between the Holy Majesty and the noble concubine.

Shen Hom frowned slightly, Gu Changyi quickly whispered in his ear: "Crabs are cold in nature."

Strange, logically speaking, Shen Hom has studied the recipes for him for so long, so he should know that he can't eat crabs.

The corner of Shen Hom's mouth twitched: "I will test you."

Gu Changyi was hungry in the middle of the night last night, so he didn't wake him up. Fortunately, he woke up whenever there was any movement around him.

Now he is very afraid that Gu Changyi will be hungry at night, and he can't bear to wake him up to cook, and he will eat indiscriminately, after all, he has no boundaries.

Gu Changyi glared at him, and signaled "restraint" with his eyes.

It's almost done, Shen Hom clearly wants to grill crab meat seriously in front of everyone, and then give it to his wife first.

With the eagerly awaited emperor hanging out, is there any other fun in showing affection like this?

Gu Changyi kicked Shen Hom under the table.

Shen Hom whispered: "You kicked the imperial concubine."

Gu Changyi: "..."

The noble concubine looked at Gu Changyi with a surprised face, and looked away after a while.

Gu Changyi twisted Shen Hom's thigh instead.

Shen Hom chuckled: "You can do whatever you want."

He wasn't afraid of pain, but he was afraid of kicking Gu Changyi's foot under the table without seeing it. This time he was kicked, what if he kicked Shen Fan next time?

I dare not cheat him once.

Others at the table: "..." The flirting is not concealed, is it?

Shen Hom peeled shrimps for Gu Changyi. After peeling a plate, he continued to make crabs for the princess, and then peeled shrimps one by one.

After one round, only Shen Fan was not taken care of.

Shen Fan glanced at Shen Hom silently, then lowered her head and ate the meal made by her brother.

It's so delicious, I'm envious of my sister-in-law.

He also freed up his hands to peel the shrimp shells for the imperial concubine, the two brothers had one on the left and one on the right, the more the imperial concubine ate, the happier she became.

After dinner, the imperial concubine pulled Shen Hom and his wife aside to talk, and happily asked, "Is Chang Yi pregnant?"

She knows a thing or two about it.

Shen Hom deliberately used the crab to give her some advice, because he really didn't know who else he could ask for advice on having twins.

At this point in life, Shen Hom, like all children, subconsciously asks his mother for help.

At least he can gain some confidence from the imperial concubine.

Shen Hom whispered: "Yes, and the doctor just diagnosed twins."

Gu Changyi stood behind Shen Hom, ah, this topic is so embarrassing.

The noble concubine opened her mouth, and she recovered from her shock for a while, and said, "Then I have something for my long coat."