Face Blind Self Help Guide

Gu Changyi took a nap worryingly, couldn't sleep at first, then overslept, and rushed to Jixiang Restaurant.

When he woke up, he saw Shen Hom washing clothes, and even praised him, he would be gone without becoming a young master.

When I came back from get off work at night, I took a closer look, only to find that the clothes were washed badly again.

Shen Hom washes clothes like a prodigal.

Neither of them liked being surrounded by maids and servants, so they drove everyone away, and naturally they had to wash their own clothes.

Gu Changyi went to take a shower, took out his clothes, and fetched a basin of water to wash himself.

Shen Hom heard the sound and rushed over: "I'll come."

Gu Changyi: "Come here, I'll teach you how to wash."

"Rub the neckline first, gently, don't use too much force—" Seeing Shen Hom pulling, Gu Changyi hurriedly stopped, picked up the collar and looked, good guy, it's deformed.

In front of Gu Changyi, Shen Hom did not restrain himself.

"Why are you so strong?" Gu Changyi squeezed his muscles, envious, "Can you still turn the pot while cooking?"

Shen Hom nodded: "Yes, what do you want to eat tonight?"

Gu Changyi has been soaking in the kitchen recently, and after seeing too much, he loses his appetite and feels a little tired, so he said, "I don't really want to eat."

Shen Hom ran into the small kitchen and brought out a bowl of rock sugar mung bean soup. It was boiled somehow, and the color was very nice.

Gu Changyi took a sip happily, feeling that he married a very virtuous wife.Cooking is so delicious, what's the point of washing a few clothes?

He scooped up the mung bean soup one spoon at a time, watched Shen Hom hang up his clothes, and thought about when to buy two more cheap ones.

When he first arrived, he sold a batch of clothes bought by Qian Huarong, and three of them were damaged by washing, leaving only two.

"I'll do the laundry myself in the future, and I'll do the laundry while you cook. Let's work together."

Gu Changyi didn't blame Shen Hom, but he still felt sorry for the clothes.He didn't want to throw away the rags, they were stored in Boundless Realm.

There are too many people in the world who don't cover their bodies, and he is the eldest daughter-in-law of the Marquis's mansion. People will laugh at him if he wears deformed clothes, but it is rare to give them to the poor.

Shen Hom lowered his head, as if he had done something wrong.

Gu Changyi: "To be a human being, you must maximize your strengths and avoid your weaknesses. If you are not good at washing clothes, you are good at cooking, so cook more."

Shen Hom regretted and didn't want Gu Changyi to do the laundry, "I'll try again."

There are only two pieces left, and he will wash them well in the future.

Gu Changyi couldn't bear to beg, so he had to agree, and said: "Be gentle."

"Hmm." Shen Hom grabbed Gu Changyi's hand, which had several burnt marks on it.

There was a blister on the index finger, which was popped by Gu Changyi himself.

Gu Changyi doesn't know how to cook, and Shen Hom knows very well that it's not just that he doesn't know how to make Pingqiao tofu. He asked Gu Changyi to cut mushrooms that day just to test whether he suddenly became enlightened without a teacher.

The awkward posture of cutting vegetables proves that Gu Changyi may not have held a kitchen knife a few times in his life.

How exactly are those dishes made?Is Tongda Villa a god or a ghost?

There are many issues that Shen Hom doesn't want to think about, just like he didn't want to think about Gu Changyi being a man back then.

He was afraid that after much deliberation, the marriage was uncertain.

According to legend, immortals, demons, ghosts, and mortals all have unpredictable endings.

But when Shen Hom held Gu Changyi's hand, he strongly felt that Gu Changyi was like ordinary people, who would get sleepy when tired, pant when running, get blisters when hot, and be happy when he drank mung bean soup. That part of the cheek will be red for a long time.

Being condemned by God, he also wanted to keep Gu Changyi behind.

"Why did you kiss me all of a sudden!" Gu Changyi withdrew his hand, his fingertips burning hot.

What's going on, the place where I was kissed is getting more and more strange!

Gu Changyi told Shen Hom seriously: "You can't kiss casually."

Shen Hom: "The fingers are not good, but the mouth can be kissed?"

Gu Changyi's face became hot: "It doesn't work either."

Shen Hom leaned closer and kissed his side face: "Then it will be fine here."

"It was possible before!" Shen Hom emphasized.

Gu Changyi lost his temper, and realized a truth - bad habits must be corrected as soon as possible.Look at Shen Hom, let him kiss him a few times, and now he can confidently say "it was possible before", as if he took away his treasure if he didn't let the kiss.

Gu Changyi skipped this topic, hoping that one day, Shen Hom would find out that the girl is good.

Another day to consult Qian Huarong.

He handed the bowl to Shen Hom: "Go wash it, and then go into the house."

Gu Changyi pulled away the chair, sat down, took out a stack of rice paper, dipped the brush in ink, and resumed his old profession - painting.

After a little thought, he drew the naive Chinese zodiac signs, all of which were simple strokes, with a few strokes, outlining vivid little animals.

Shen Hom stood aside after washing the dishes, his eyes were a little surprised, he never knew that Gu Changyi could draw, and the paintings were so cute.

Just like himself.

Gu Changyi raised his head and asked him, "Which one do you like?"

Shen Hom pointed to the puppy and lamb.

Gu Changyi: "Okay, the mung bean soup you stewed today is delicious, I will reward you with a few puppies."

Under Shen Hom's puzzled gaze, Gu Changyi took out the eight sets of clothes that the imperial concubine gave to Shen Hom, and sewed the puppy on them stitch by stitch.

Since the clothes are the same, only a little difference can be embroidered manually.

Just sewed on the shoulder, one on the front and one on the back, obviously.

Under the flickering of the candlelight, the beauty earnestly sewed and repaired her husband's clothes, and the scene was quite warm.

Shen Hom was in a daze, and was completely moved.

Are his clothes ruined?He didn't even notice, but Gu Changyi actually found out carefully?

Gu Changyi's thick black eyelashes cast a faint shadow, and he didn't blink for a long time when he was sewing. He was gentle and beautiful, shining like flowers and water.

"Okay!" Gu Changyi cut off the thread and turned the clothes over, "Do you like it?"

"Happy—" Shen Hom's eyes shifted from his face to his clothes, and he choked immediately.

Although the puppy is very vivid, but... can it really be worn out?

"I like it." Shen Hom closed his eyes, he pretended to be stupid and couldn't distinguish between men and women, and it was normal for Gu Changyi to sew puppies on his clothes.

The light was not bright enough at night, so Gu Changyi rubbed his eyes after sewing two, planning to rest.

"You can wear this one tomorrow."

"it is good."

Gu Changyi took out one of his own underwear, cut off the sleeves with two clicks, and turned it into a short-sleeved pajamas.

It's been hot recently, and he and Shen Hom are sleeping next to each other again, as if they were next to a stove.

Gu Changyi put on his pajamas, exposing his white arms, as if he was wearing a white T-shirt in the street in his previous life, refreshing.

Gu Changyi glanced at Shen Hom from the corner of his eye, and said in his heart, look at my man's arms and flat chest, it's not unusual at all, it's the same as your own, right?

Shen Hom was stunned.Gu Changyi was so defenseless in front of him, did he not kiss enough?

Shen Hom suffered from insomnia that night.

The next day he was woken up by Gu Changyi.

"stand up."

In the past, Shen Hom woke up first, but today Gu Changyi got up early and found himself hugged by Shen Hom like a pillow. No wonder it was hot every night.

Shen Hom opened his eyes, Gu Changyi's arm pushed him, and the thread of the broken sleeve was unknowingly torn to the shoulder.

Shen Hom suddenly let go of Gu Changyi, pulled the quilt over his waist, "Wake up."

Gu Changyi got out of bed, moved to the dressing table, picked up the horn comb and combed himself, then walked back to the bed in a nonchalant manner, and asked, "Can't you afford it?"

Shen Hom didn't dare to look at him: "Sleepy."

Gu Changyi: "It's okay, just close your eyes and squint for a while, I'll comb your hair."

The gentle horn comb rubbed through the hair, and Gu Changyi's fingers shuttled back and forth, the numbness intensified.

Shen Hom clenched his teeth so as not to push Gu Changyi back on the bed.

Gu Changyi hooked the corner of his mouth and concentrated on braiding Shen Hom's hair. When drawing comics, he designed many handsome and chic hairstyles for the protagonists, and each of them was called a two-dimensional male god.

For the first time, he applied the hairstyle in his imagination to reality, and the effect was good. Shen Hum was more handsome than the characters in his writing, and his facial features were flawless.

Gu Changyi passed the aesthetic test, and carefully braided two hairs on the left side, which are unobtrusively hidden in the rest of the hair, and made a shape.

"Okay, sleep a little longer if you're sleepy, I'll be back at noon earlier than yesterday, let's go out to eat."

The dining hall of the Shen family was too suffocating. Gu Changyi felt that if he was not at home, there was no need for Shen Hom to face it alone. He would not know if he was being bullied.

Gu Changyi went to work.

It may be that Jiangnan dishes will not be sold in two days. Qian Huarong also came early recently, looking at the bustling fireworks with emotion, and he was quite serious.

Gu Changyi passed by him, pondered for a while, and asked tactfully, "I have a question."

Qian Huarong suddenly became excited, is there anything in this world that Gu Changyi can't do?

"You said."

Gu Changyi: "Is there any way...to make people realize that men and women are different? It's women who are attractive to him?"

Qian Huarong has been promiscuous for many years, and he understood immediately: "How old is the person you are talking about?"

Gu Changyi said carelessly: "Twenty."

Qian Huarong was weak: "Do you have twenty minds?"

Gu Changyi: "..."

Qian Huarong looked at Gu Changyi in disbelief: "Aren't you attractive to him? You can't, a fool's vision is higher than mine."

Gu Changyi patted him on the arm: "I just want to teach him to know such a thing, but at the same time don't involve me, understand?"

Qian Huarong understood that Gu Changyi didn't want to be a real husband and wife with Shen Hom, but he didn't want to wrong him: "I'll help you take him to a brothel, and we'll teach you."

Gu Changyi: "No, be careful if you get sick, and you don't go there, otherwise don't come near me."

Qian Huarong: "Then you give him a concubine, the main wife takes the initiative to give her husband a lot of concubines, such as Tongfang—"

"No." Gu Changyi dismissed without thinking.

He is a modern person and cannot accept this.

Qian Huarong has encountered a difficult situation, and he can't do this or that, so you can do it yourself.

Gu Changyi scratched his face, thinking that he should not dig out the concubine's popular science books from Boundless Realm.

Although he can also paint, but he has a specialization in art, so he has the nerve.

"You pay me 2000 taels first." Gu Changyi said.

Originally decided to split the bill after the end, but Gu Changyi wanted to buy something for Shen Hom today.

"Here." Qian Huarong asked casually, "What do you want?"

Gu Changyi: "Buy a gift for Shen Hom."

Qian Huarong's eyes showed admiration, he also wants to marry a rich wife, and wait for her to spend a lot of money on him.

"Shen Hom really has accumulated great virtues for eight lifetimes!" Gu Changyi has a face and money, so he is kind to him.

The servant looked at Qian Huarong's face: "Young Master, are you envious?"

"Isn't this nonsense?"

……

Gu Changyi went back to pick up Shen Hom at noon, went out to eat, and then turned into a jade shop on the way.It happened to be Shen Hom's industry.

Emeralds, gold inlaid with jade, precious stones... carved into all kinds of exquisite workmanship.

He looked at the jadeite bracelet on his wrist, and wanted to buy a piece of jadeite Guanyin for Shen Hom.

"Which one do you like?" Gu Changyi asked the boss to take out all the unique carvings.

Shen Hom frowned: "It's very expensive."

Gu Changyi deserved the hard-earned money to buy him impractical jadeite.

Gu Changyi: "It's not expensive, you choose one. Avalokitesvara can bless you."

Shen Hom had no choice but to choose a piece, and winked at the boss, telling him to call it cheap.

The boss was very polite and said, "300 taels."

One digit is missing.

Gu Changyi: "It's only 300 taels, is it because you didn't bring out the good stuff?"

He pointed to his wrist, "I want this kind of head."

boss:"……"

Why does the lady have "people are stupid and rich" written on her face?

The jade industry is deep, and the boss has been in the business for many years, and his heart is ready to kill.He pressed his hand in pain, he was familiar with killing, but the master dared to kill.

Gu Changyi doesn't know much about this industry, he just thinks that the cheap price means that it is easy to be copied.

He wants to be unique, Shen Hom hangs around his neck, different from anyone else.

Clothes, hair, ornaments... He wants to fully distinguish Shen Hom from Shen Fan.

Without delay.

The boss took out a bigger piece from the box, "1000 taels."

Gu Changyi happily bought it, it is big and conspicuous.

"Hang it outside, don't worry if it breaks, just buy it again." Gu Changyi hung Guanyin around Shen Hom's neck with a red string.

Shen Hom stared at the pendant with downcast eyes, always feeling that something was wrong.

Gu Changyi took time out of his busy schedule just to buy this for him?

Then, Gu Changyi took another look at the hairpins, and bought a white jade hairpin for Shen Hom's hair.

What can be prevented with money must not be saved.

Who can understand the suffering of face-blind patients.

Gu Changyi sized up the peacock-like Shen Hom, but felt inadequate, and asked, "Do you need the bracelet?"

Shen Hom: "..."

Since last night, sewing clothes, combing hair, buying emeralds, there must be something wrong.

"Are you leaving?" Shen Hom asked in his heart.

He is now a serious young master, has no worries about food and clothing, and can cook for a living. Is Gu Changyi finishing his mission and leaving?Today is farewell?

All the details of the past were picked up by Shen Hom. He asked Gu Changyi where Tang came from, and Gu Changyi said at the time, "Don't ask about fairies."

Did he deal with him, or did he tell the truth unintentionally?

Shen Hom's eyes were dark, he stared at Gu Changyi without blinking, with one hand behind his back, he gestured towards the boss.

The boss widened his eyes, this gesture...

No matter what, no matter how despicable or failed, he wanted to keep Gu Changyi.

Almost instantly, when Gu Changyi walked out of the jade shop, he felt that there were more people around him. They wore all kinds of clothes to pretend to be passers-by, but the awe-inspiring atmosphere could not deceive people.

Gu Changyi became nervous, grabbed Shen Hom's hand, and tried to observe everyone with his face-blind eyes.

Historically, the secret guards and all the shop's subordinates changed into passersby's clothes and appeared on the streets of the capital, surrounding Shen Hom and Gu Changyi indistinctly.

It was the first time they saw their master like this, with his hair done, wearing gold jade, and a naive little dog embroidered on his shoulders.

In the past, they would definitely have to discuss it. Dogs are so cute, can everyone have one?

But today's master's face is historically ugly, they can only keep [-] points of vigilance, and wait for the master's order to do something.

Gu Changyi was nervous, very nervous. He tried to identify one or two possible acquaintances with his naked eyes, so as to guess the purpose of these people.

But even with his eyes wide open, he couldn't recognize or remember.

Shen Hom's wrist hurt so much, Gu Changyi pursed his lips, and wanted to get out of the encirclement quickly, his family's Shen Hom was so frightened.

Behind him, Shen Hom's eyes became deeper and deeper, as if the vortex could swallow him.

Suddenly, Gu Changyi saw a knight-errant holding a sword in the crowd. His face was somewhat similar, but not so similar, but Gu Changyi remembered the figure and the sword clearly.

In desperation, Gu Changyi could only believe that he was a hero.

He dragged Shen Hom two steps and said loudly, "Is your surname Li?"

Li Luan received the message that he was waiting in full force, and came with his master's sword in his arms. The sword was usually kept with him. When the master went out to do business, he went to act as a stand-in, and the sword was handed over to the master.

The current disguise technique is not superb, it can only change the appearance of one's own facial features, but it cannot be fabricated according to the appearance of a specific person.

Five-point portraits of Li Luan and Shen Hom, and nine-point portraits with their backs.When he was a stand-in, he never showed his face because no one would look for Shen Hom.

After Shen Hom changed his appearance, his appearance became ordinary, but he was more similar to Li Luan.

Li Luan was suddenly approached by his wife. In the past, he was a stand-in in the house, and the fear that his wife would break the door was haunted. He almost stuttered, and even forgot to think about why his wife knew his surname was Li.

"Yes."

Gu Changyi confirmed: "Hero Li! Have you forgotten me?"

He lowered his voice: "When I ran away from marriage..."

Li Luan: "..."

Shen Hom: "..."

Li Luan was sweating coldly: "You admitted your mistake."

He is this face, completely different, and he will not be able to tear apart a face by rubbing it together, and turn it into the face of the master's disguise!

After such a long time interval, Gu Changyi subconsciously refused to admit that the life-saving straw he grasped was wrong. He was very sure that that face was ordinary back then, and this face was also ordinary, so there was no mistake.

He said: "Your sword, I wiped the blood with a handkerchief, will I admit my mistake?"

Li Luan reasoned: "Swords are similar, but people are different."

Madame, recognize your face again.

Gu Changyi lacked confidence: "The face is also the same."

Li Luan: "..." Is he finished?

Shen Hom watched Gu Changyi's reaction, and the heavy blackness in his eyes slowly dissipated, gradually being replaced by disbelief.

All of Gu Changyi's abnormal behavior was not because he wanted to leave.

But -

His wife is... face blind?

Recognize Li Luan as him and Shen Fan as him.

Shen Hum laughed angrily.

The author has something to say: Shen Hom: It must be cured.