Face Blind Self Help Guide

Gu Changyi slept for two hours, but before he regained consciousness, he first smelled a sweet and spicy sugary smell.

Gu Changyi opened his eyes and saw Shen Hom squatting on the bedside with a concerned face, holding a bowl of brown sugar water with five big red dates floating on it.

Jujube ginger tea?

Shen Hom handed the sugar water to Gu Changyi.

Gu Changyi rubbed his chin. Could it be that Shen Hom thought about it for two days, realized his mistake, and offered him tea?

Gu Changyi took the tea, and glanced at Shen Hom indiscriminately. The other party was honest and aggrieved.

When I brought dinner back yesterday, was it too fierce?

Gu Changyi admitted that he was a little anxious to get on the boat.

He touched Shen Hom's head and found a topic: "Are the buns delicious?"

Hesitation flashed in Shen Hom's eyes, do you want to tell the truth?If it is said that he recognized the wrong person, how can he explain that he could not hear the voice in the room?

But he didn't eat the buns at all.

Shen Hom lowered his eyes, his eyelashes cast an innocent shadow: "I didn't eat."

Gu Changyi: "Huh?"

Shen Hom raised his eyes: "You eat for my brother."

what?

Gu Changyi was stunned, wasn't that Shen Hom yesterday?

The world is too hostile to face blindness!Shen Fan's dress yesterday was exactly the same as Shen Hom's.

He heard the strong accusation in Shen Hom's tone, and guiltily pushed the blame: "Then why didn't you come out?"

Shen Hom repeated strategically: "You eat for my brother."

The ending sound was wrapped in grievances that he didn't dare to say out loud, and he stomped heavily on the tip of Gu Changyi's heart.Being accused by such a handsome and flawless face, Gu Changyi suddenly felt that he had committed an unforgivable mistake.

Buy and buy again!Come on!

How could Gu Changyi remember that the reason for everything was that Shen Hom refused to come out, so he took out a bunch of copper plates from his sleeve and put them in Shen Hom's palm: "This is the money I made yesterday, let's buy it again."

Shen Hom observed Gu Changyi's reaction, his eyes flashed, as if he knew some secrets of martial arts.

He clenched his palm tightly: "What is this?"

Gu Changyi explained: "I was working outside to earn money yesterday. I didn't move a single penny of my first salary. I gave it to you. I reward you for doing laundry at home."

This is the wages handed in between husband and wife?Shen Hom was subtly delighted. It turned out that Gu Changyi didn't spend money to buy the buns. Although it was all money, when counted, it was still different.

Someone who washed the clothes put the copper coins in his arms without any guilt: "I did the laundry well."

Gu Changyi: "Yes, yes, you are amazing."

At that time, Gu Changyi didn't know that he had to beat the laundry for bad laundry, otherwise he would commit the crime again.

Shen Hom pushed the bowl in Gu Changyi's hand, "Drink quickly."

An Qi said that drinking the cold one has no effect.

Gu Changyi picked up the bowl and gulped it down.

He pursed his lips, a little sweet, did he put too much red dates?

Gu Changyi was about to tell Shen Hom that there is no need to put red dates in making ginger tea, and he doesn't like sweets so much, when he suddenly thought of the way he cooked bird's nest for Shen Hom.

Red dates are also taken in handfuls.

Words and deeds, the culprit turned out to be me, that's all right.

Gu Changyi moved out of bed, and the wound on his right buttock was rubbed suddenly. It didn't hurt very much, but he was a little caught off guard, and frowned reflexively.

When he changed his clothes, he saw that the sharp tree branch had stabbed him bleeding through his clothes.

There was some blood, and it was scabbed when he found it. Gu Changyi stretched out his hand to touch it, but from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Shen Hom staring at him, feeling a little embarrassed, and leaned on his waist.

Shen Hom's eyes stopped on Gu Changyi's hand, backache?

It seems to be one of the normal reactions of women in special periods.

Shen Hom quickly supported Gu Changyi, cautiously, as if serving confinement child.

Gu Changyi educated: "Look, the tea you gave me, I drank it without saying a word, and I didn't say anything. So next time you can't skip eating for no reason. At least you have to tell me a reason. I don't have an appetite. You can tell me if it doesn’t taste good, or if you want to eat something else. If I don’t drink your tea, you will be sad, right?”

Shen Hom's heart was hit, both joy and pain.He suddenly realized that if he didn't eat, it would make Gu Changyi sad.

Gu Changyi: "Where are the eyes looking, do you remember?"

Shen Hom bowed his head. There was only one reason why he didn't eat, and that was that he didn't want to eat the food indirectly donated by his rival in love. The reason for this couldn't be explained.

I can't make Gu Changyi angry recently, it will make him feel more uncomfortable, Shen Hom is a little thankful that before he came back, the hidden guard disposed of the food that hadn't been touched at the door.

Shen Hom endured the humiliation: "Yes."

Gu Changyi took out a candy from his pocket: "Very good, I reward you."

He got out of bed to cook, and studied with Shen Hom how to cook a pot of fragrant and soft dry rice with simple tools.

"I think water should be added here, what do you think?" Gu Changyi held up a gourd ladle and asked Shen Hom sideways.

Shen Hom really wanted to be smart, his plan was to "return to normal slowly under the guidance of Gu Changyi", but cooking was beyond his ability, so he could only shake his head honestly.

Gu Changyi: "Then let's try."

The two of them gathered around the stove, staring at the pot of rice, neither of them had any intention of cooking.Shen Hom went to move a small bench to Gu Changyi.

Gu Changyi was thoughtful: "You seem to have become sensible."

Shen Hom wondered if he had acted too hastily.

Gu Changyi continued: "I must be the one who teaches well."

Gu Changyi suspected that it was Shen Wei who locked Shen Hom here, and that's why he was so stupid.A person who has not received any education since childhood and has no contact with others will turn two points of stupidity into nine points of stupidity.Shen Hom has grown up like this, which shows that his foundation is still good.

He teaches a lot, and in time, he will be able to live like a normal person.

When the rice was cooked, Gu Changyi excitedly opened the pot and harvested half of the rice.

"The crispy rice is good. It can be eaten as a dish when dipped in soy sauce." Gu Changyi scooped up the crispy rice without confidence.

Shen Hom quickly pinched a piece and put it in his mouth: "It's delicious."

Gu Changyi bent his eyes: "Let's go shopping after eating."

With the money from selling the clothes and the one or two taels of silver he got from the boat owner, he was rich again.

If you don't want mice to enter the house again, you must buy two large tanks to store rice noodles, which are better sealed.

He and Shen Hom are poor cooks. Before they figured out the correct cooking method, they bought some meat floss and salted duck eggs to make do with boiled vegetables. The meat and vegetables were balanced.

Shen Hom shook his head: "No." He couldn't tell whether Gu Changyi's stomach ached or not, so he could only let him rest more, preferably sleep, so that he could rub him.

"You are tired, you need to sleep more."

Gu Changyi was a little surprised that Shen Hom actually knew how to hurt others. He felt warm in his heart and smiled, "Okay, I'll listen to you."

But you still have to buy a large vat for storing rice noodles. Gu Changyi stood at the gate of the yard with his hands in his hands, waiting for a destined person to pass by.

The gardener of the Hou Mansion passed by carrying a hoe, and Gu Changyi called to him: "Master, please help me for a fee."

In the Hou's mansion, no one would take the initiative to talk to Shen Hom. The gardener hesitated for a while, thinking of Hou Ye's laissez-faire attitude towards Gu Changyi and Shen Hom recently, maybe he could do a favor and earn money for the drink, so he approached: "What? thing?"

Gu Changyi: "Master, you picked these flower pots in the garden. They are so beautiful. Could you please run errands for me to buy two jars?"

He took out a piece of broken silver: "I'll buy you more wine."

Gardener: "Just buy two tanks? Nothing else?"

Gu Changyi: "I use it for rice noodles. If it's convenient for you, can you buy some fruit tree seedlings for me?"

These two things are not difficult for the gardener. He has familiar fruit farmers and kiln factories, and he can deliver the goods to the door by himself.

Seeing Gu Changyi's friendly attitude, the gardener said two things, "I can buy it for you, but don't tell anyone."

"Row."

Soon, the things Gu Changyi wanted were delivered to the door, and he directed Shen Hom to move them in, and put all the rice noodles into large clay pots for storage.

Shen Hom felt a little regretful, if the mouse didn't come, Gu Changyi would have no reason to live in his house.

Gu Changyi borrowed a hoe from the gardener, and selected three points for Shen Hom to dig.

"Persimmon trees, apple trees, peach trees." Gu Changyi propped his chin to watch Shen Hom digging, "When they grow up, we can eat peaches under the trees in the summer, and when the weather turns cold, we can also eat peaches." Apples and persimmons."

"We can still dry dried persimmons!" Gu Changyi shared his few life skills.

Shen Hom paused. Planting a century-old tree is a long-term plan. It takes at least five years from a small sapling to blossom and bear fruit. Does this prove that he is in Gu Changyi's future?

He looked at Gu Changyi, who wanted to eat peaches, gripped the hoe, and shoveled a piece of soil vigorously, one big hole at a time.

He was infected by Gu Changyi, and there seemed to be pieces of persimmons with bright red sugar flowing in front of his eyes, as well as snow-white icing.

He has his own candy, and he is the only one to lick it.

Empress Dowager Huang Tian witnessed that after planting these three trees, he would keep Gu Changyi for 100 years.

"Aqiu." Gu Changyi sneezed and rubbed his nose, "Saplings need to be watered frequently, especially when the weather is hot. They will be more fragile in the first year, so you should pay attention."

Shen Hom heard the implication, and his fiery heart was instantly poured with cold water: "I don't know how to pour water."

Gu Changyi: "Isn't this very simple?"

Shen Hom emphasized: "You have to be with me, otherwise it will have no water to drink."

Gu Changyi vaguely heard a hint of threat, and then felt a little funny.Will Shen Hom threaten him with Guo Miao's life?

Gu Changyi: "Of course I'm with you, but sometimes I have to go out to earn money. Didn't we agree that you will take care of them at home?"

Shen Hom's eyebrows twitched. He was so concerned about Gu Changyi that he forgot that Gu Changyi would continue to work.

Asking Gu Changyi to move the bricks again, he simply burned the Hou Mansion and took Gu Changyi away.

He thought of the clothing store where Gu Changyi went to buy clothes, how about letting the current shopkeeper go home to visit relatives and hire Gu Changyi as a temporary shopkeeper?

As a temporary shopkeeper, the clothes in the store can be picked and worn casually, and he took the opportunity to solve the problem that Gu Changyi's clothes were all bought by Qian Huarong.

From the conversation between Qian Huarong and Gu Changyi, it is not difficult to see that Gu Changyi likes to go shopping and buy clothes, and he would like to be a shopkeeper in a clothing store.

Get more in one fell swoop.

Shen Hom squatted down, planted the seedlings in the hole upright, and covered them with soil with his hands.

Gu Changyi stretched out his feet and stepped on the soil, pretending that he had participated in the labor.

"Okay, pour some water."

As soon as the words fell, Shen Hom ran to the well to fetch water, as if if he was too slow to fetch water, Gu Changyi would snatch away the work.

Gu Changyi felt very heartwarming and enjoyed it very much, until Shen Hom stopped him when he wanted to go out the next day.

Shen Hom expressed disapproval, afraid that Gu Changyi would go out to work again: "Auntie said, I have to rest for five days."

Gu Changyi: "But I'm not tired anymore."

Shen Hom: "No, it will take five days."

Gu Changyi reasoned: "I want to go out to work to earn money. If I don't earn money, I can't buy you delicious chicken legs and lotus cakes. I'll go out for a while, and I'll be back at noon. I'll bring you a chicken leg."

Shen Hom looked at Gu Changyi fixedly, if they became rich, wouldn't Gu Changyi drag his weak body out to make a living?

"I don't want to eat chicken legs and lotus cake." He covered his stomach with his hand, turned and walked into his room without saying a word.

Gu Changyi told the truth: "It's very easy to make money. I just need to move my fingers and I have money."

Shen Hom was unmoved and walked faster.

Simple?To coax a fool.

Although he didn't see Gu Changyi moving bricks with his own eyes, the wound on Gu Changyi's hand reflected everything.

The dark guard said that when Gu Changyi was in Yuding Mountain that night, he suddenly became very weak. He could carry and pick during the day, but he couldn't even push a stone at night. He was sweating profusely and panting.

Now that I think about it, Gu Changyi wrote the monthly letter that night.

It is said that some women are extremely fragile during this period, vomiting and diarrhea, and headaches when the wind blows.Gu Changyi's physical fitness changed drastically, which shows that he was greatly affected by it.Uncomfortable and still pushing stones, his personality is quite tolerant, Shen Hom no longer believes the ease he showed.

In short, he will not let Gu Changyi go out to earn money these few days.

Shen Hom even regretted that there are so many mountains in the world, why did he choose Yuding Mountain, which is so close to the capital, to test explosives.

Seeing that Shen Hom didn't believe it, Gu Changyi followed behind and explained. He scratched his face, not knowing how to put it clearly.

If Shen Hom doesn't eat what he bought, who will he spend his money on?

Of course Boundless Realm can't say it, Shen Hom is too simple, if someone tricks him, he won't be able to hide his secret.

"Really, just move your finger..." Gu Changyi searched his stomach, and stretched out a finger to gesture.

Really, it's that simple!

Shen Hom stopped abruptly, his chest throbbing with anger.

Move your fingers?

Shen Hom wondered if he was short-sighted, he had only heard of "moving his fingers to seduce a man", so Gu Changyi wanted to follow the example of last time, having dinner with other men, and then pack it back for him?

He will never allow it.

Gu Changyi almost bumped into Shen Hom's back. Seeing that he seemed angry, he was a little dazed, so why did he get more and more angry.

Gu Changyi didn't think it was wrong when he thought that Shen Hom was feeling sorry for him. He treated Shen Hom wholeheartedly. It would be surprising if Shen Hom was indifferent.

He patted Shen Hom on the shoulder and took out a candy: "Eat the candy, don't be angry. I'll stay at home today, let's water the saplings together, okay?"

Shen Hom looked down at the candy, Gu Changyi seemed to be good at hiding things?

The same is true for the three pieces of lotus cake last time, where it is hidden from the outside can't be seen at all.

Shen Hom: "I eat candy, you sleep."

Gu Changyi had no choice but to lie back on the bed and sleep in the cage. Shen Hom was busy, pouring water for him, pinching his legs for a while, and asking him if he wanted a change of clothes. He could wash it right away.

It's so virtuous, you should be like this when you marry a wife.

The legs were pinched too comfortably, and Gu Changyi felt lazy even if he didn't feel sleepy. He closed his eyes and fell into a nap.

Shen Hom gradually let go, went out and closed the door, returned to his room, and kicked the tunnel.

The dark guard appeared immediately, and Shen Hom ordered some things: "Changyi will sleep soon, and it will be done within half an hour."

"Yes."

……

A piece of firewood fell to the ground under the eaves, and the sound woke up the light-sleeping Gu Changyi. He got out of bed and took a sip of water, subconsciously looking for where Shen Hom was.

"Shen Hom?"

Strange, why not in the courtyard?

The door was half closed, and a figure ran in from outside, like Shen Hom.

Once Gu Changyi was bitten by a snake, he was extremely cautious, standing there with a serious face, waiting for the other party to take the initiative to say hello.

Shen Hom: "Long clothes! I found something interesting!"

It was Shen Hom, Gu Changyi was sure.

He raised the corner of his mouth: "What's fun?"

Marquis Taiping didn't let Shen Hom run around alone, Gu Changyi was a little worried, but Shen Hom was in high spirits now, it wasn't time to teach him not to run around, and it wouldn't be too late to teach him at night.

Shen Hom took his hand, "Come with me."

Gu Changyi: "Where are you going?"

"Fun."

Shen Hom took Gu Changyi around, and came outside the warehouse of the Hou Mansion.The hidden guards had already lured the guards away, and raced against time to dig out a dog hole.

"Look! There's a dog hole!" Shen Hom seemed to have discovered something novel, "Is there a puppy in it?"

Gu Changyi: "Probably not?"

Shen Hom: "I'll go in and have a look."

Gu Changyi couldn't stop him in time, and watched Shen Hom get in.

The dog hole was so big it was almost like a door.

Gu Changyi squatted down: "Did you see the puppy? If not, come out."

Shen Hom: "Come in quickly."

Seeing that Shen Hom couldn't come out, Gu Changyi had no choice but to sneak in together.

Twice in my life I went into a dog hole, but it was all for Shen Hom.

It's just that last time it was to escape marriage.

After Gu Changyi entered, he realized that this was actually the warehouse of the Hou Mansion.

At this moment, the door is not closed tightly, and the things piled up inside reveal the tip of the iceberg, which are all cloth curios and the like.

He looked at the dog hole, which was still fresh with artificial traces, and guessed that someone was guarding and stealing himself, and Shen Hom just happened to discover it.

"There are no puppies inside..." Gu Changyi went in to look for someone, but was blinded by a box of gold as soon as he entered.

Shen Hom was squatting next to the box, curiously picking up pieces of heavy gold ingots: "What is this?"

Gu Changyi: "Money."

Shen Hom: "Can I spend it? How many chicken legs can I buy?"

Gu Changyi: "Buy chicken legs that you can't finish eating."

Shen Hom was immediately excited: "Then let's take some."

He asked the hidden guard to put this box of gold here, so he can only give money to Gu Changyi in such a tactful manner.

Gu Changyi: Although I am very excited, but...

Shen Hom pointed to the words on the box to dispel his doubts: "It seems to have my name."

Gu Changyi took a closer look, and saw a big "Hom" on the box, and the small characters below said that the imperial concubine gave Shen Hom a birthday gift.

Taiping Hou actually put the gold that the noble concubine gave to Shen Hom in the warehouse to collect ashes, and he refused to give Shen Hom better living conditions.

It was too much, Gu Changyi was angry, if there were no restrictions, he would have emptied the entire warehouse and sent it to beggars outside the city.

Shen Hom grabbed two gold ingots and stuffed them into Gu Changyi's arms: "Hide them."

Gu Changyi stammered: "Hide, hide where?"

This... is not his, it can easily be defined as stealing, and it will not be accepted in the infinite realm.

Furthermore, he couldn't use Boundless Realm in front of Shen Hom.

Shen Hom was a little anxious, isn't Gu Changyi good at hiding things, the gold is already marked as his, why didn't he take it?

He was actually a little curious about how Gu Changyi hid it.

Is it too big to hide?

He went back to the box, dug it out, found two small pieces, and put them into Gu Changyi's hands.

Shen Hom glanced at the wide sleeves of Gu Changyi's dress, and felt that it could hold two catties.

The girdle was as wide as a palm, and Gu Changyi's waist was thin enough to fit a circle of small gold beads.

Looking at it, Shen Hom suddenly noticed Gu Changyi's round buttocks because of the girdle.

He quickly looked away and looked at Gu Changyi urgently.If he didn't leave, it would be too late for the hidden guard to block the dog hole.

Gu Changyi was strongly condemning Shen Wei in his heart, when he suddenly felt something was wrong, why Shen Hom was looking at his ass, wouldn't it be what he thought...?

It is said that in ancient times, some eunuchs who managed the warehouses would hide gold in the backyard to avoid body searches and take the gold away.

I can't do it... Gu Changyi's face turned pale.

The gold in his arms also fell to the ground.

Shen Hom took a step forward. His daughter-in-law was kind-hearted, and she might not be able to overcome the psychological barrier. He is a fool, and no one taught him that it is only natural to take his own things.

He took a piece of gold and tried to stuff it into Gu Changyi's sleeve.

Gu Changyi took a step back, stepped on scattered gold beads, and fell back. At the same time, he heard Shen Hom's words - "Put more in your sleeves."

Fuck, why on earth would he ignore Shen Hom's IQ and think of going somewhere else!

His brain was short-circuited, and he deserved his ass to blow up.

In the blink of an eye, Shen Hom grabbed Gu Changyi and held him tightly in his arms, the two of them were inseparable.

Suddenly, Shen Hom opened his eyes slightly, pinched Gu Changyi's shoulders with both hands, separated them a little, and stared at Gu Changyi's chest with puzzled eyes.

He had carried Gu Changyi on his back in the woods before, and when she was attached to his back, the feeling was completely different.

Gu Changyi looked over with Shen Hom's eyes. He has been lazy recently and didn't bother to hang around.

It's tricky.

Shen Hom was shocked: "You, you here——"

After Gu Changyi's brain short-circuited, he became flexible again. He glanced calmly and sighed: "Sure enough, fat people get fat first, and thin people lose chest first."

Shen Hom struggled to understand, feeling very distressed.

Gu Changyi was tired and thin because of him, Shen Hom frowned, and subconsciously wanted to remedy it: "How to change back?"

Gu Changyi: "..."

Brother, this is not the field that the two of us need to be involved in.

Gu Changyi shook his head slowly: "There is no other way."

Shen Hom pursed his lips, his eyes were cloudy, it was his fault.

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