Face Blind Self Help Guide

Shen Hom finished washing quickly, taking a shower with cold water on the side, leaving the hot water for Gu Changyi.

Gu Changyi was moved to give up half of the bed to Shen Hom. There was only one quilt in the room. The weather was relatively cold, so it was impossible to sleep on the floor. Anyway, we are all men, so be more casual.

Gu Changyi still had an unspeakable chest wrap inside his jacket. Once the jacket was taken off, the imprint on the back was obvious. He leaned against the head of the bed and sat with his knees bent. He looked at Shen Hom and said, "Come up and sleep."

What is this for?Gu Changyi really intends to fail in the bridal chamber?

Shen Hom sat on the edge of the bed, struggling to find an excuse: "Don't sleep, catch grasshoppers!"

"It's getting dark, and the grasshopper is sleeping too. I'll catch it tomorrow morning."

Shen Hom lowered his head, pretended to be unhappy, and quickly thought about countermeasures.

Gu Changyi thought in his heart, as expected, eating, sleeping, and bathing are all big problems.After all, it was the first day we met, Gu Changyi was wary of Shen Hom, what if he fell asleep and Shen Hom touched him and found out that he was a man?

He rolled up his sleeves, and stretched out his small, slender arms, which were white with icy muscles and fine bones.

He squeezed Shen Hom's arm, which was hard, with iron bones and ice muscles.

Gu Changyi guessed that Shen Hom's strength should be great, coupled with the stubbornness of a fool, he would definitely suffer a disadvantage if he started.

Shen Hom's arms were pinched and frivolous for no reason, and his mood was complicated.

Gu Changyi narrowed his eyes: "How many candies do you want before you are willing to sleep?"

Shen Hom wanted to wait for Gu Changyi to fall asleep and find another place, he could hang it on a tree outside overnight.

Never should, never should, at noon he took Gu Changyi's candy for convenience, and let Gu Changyi learn how to coax him with candy.

Is this something sugar can buy?

Gu Changyi counted under the quilt, grabbed a handful, and rubbed against Shen Hom: "Do you see enough?"

Candied fruit wrapped in maltose looks very sweet.

Shen Hom stared at Gu Changyi's thin white wrist, which was whiter than the icing on a persimmon.He was not allowed to meet Shen Fan when he was very young. Once he heard his younger brother's voice, he couldn't resist climbing up to the high wall to peek.

At that time, Shen Fan was gnawing on a persimmon with a lot of icing sugar, and when he took a bite, the orange-gold flesh inside was like flowing sugar water.

Little Shen Hom swallowed when he thought of his eternal leftovers, he thought, he doesn't need to eat the whole thing like his younger brother, he just needs to lick the icing on it.

But he didn't make a sound in the end, and when he heard Shen Fan's distant voice in the future, he wouldn't climb up to peek again.

As long as the younger brother has candy to eat, he will have his own candy in the future.

Shen Hom looked at the candy in Gu Changyi's hand, and somehow remembered such a long time ago, probably because no one had ever patiently coaxed him with candy.

Shen Hom pretended to be surprised: "Where did the sugar come from?"

Gu Changyi: "Don't ask about fairies."

Shen Hom: "Oh."

Gu Changyi raised his chin: "You sleep inside."

Shen Hom crawled inside, with his back to Gu Changyi.

Gu Changyi was very satisfied, and leaned against the edge of the bed, trying to keep the distance between the two of them as far as possible.

It was the first time for Shen Hom to sleep in the same bed with someone, and he didn't feel sleepy. The two of them were back to back, and the heat passed through as if there was no way. On a spring night, it was like a drizzle that hooked everything back to life.

Shen Hom remembered that when Gu Changyi fled from marriage, he fell asleep leaning on his back, with his forehead resting on his shoulder, and a strand of blue hair was blown to his chin by the wind, which was very annoying.

Shen Hom remained motionless, waiting for Gu Changyi to fall asleep.

Gu Changyi was also waiting for Shen Hom to fall asleep. He conceived his grand blueprint in his mind. At the beginning, he had better do some business to accumulate capital, such as buying in a certain place at a low price and selling in the capital at a high price. high cost.

There is a lack of business information, and many things cannot be carried out. It is still necessary to make friends appropriately, such as the rich second-generation spare tire of the original owner, which may still be usable.

……

Shen Hom couldn't support Gu Changyi in the end, since Gu Changyi didn't mind, he was just worrying about what to do.

He gave up on himself and fell asleep, and slept until the early morning, without waking up once in the middle of the night.

Shen Hom frowned for a while, do men lower their vigilance after getting married?

"Are you awake?" Gu Changyi woke up in the morning and found that the courtyard door was open and he was in a good mood, except that his physical condition was not good, and he was walking with a limp.

But at home, what does that matter.

Shen Hom noticed Gu Changyi's strange walking posture, but when he thought of Gu Changyi's riding a Pegasus horse for more than ten years, he understood.

In this case, it's best to press, but... a man and a woman can't kiss each other.

Gu Changyi: "Your father told us to have breakfast, get up quickly."

Shen Hom didn't know how long this scene of fatherly kindness and son's filial piety would last. It stands to reason that after the wedding, they should return to his residence.

Looking at Gu Changyi's reaction, Shen Wei's letter persuading Gu Changyi to come back must have promised a transcendent treatment for the eldest daughter-in-law of the Hou Mansion.

But Shen Wei is not one who keeps promises.After a while, Shen Fan's fiancée will pass through the door, and this is the daughter-in-law of the Hou family who has the right to speak.

Shen Hom's doubts were resolved at the dinner table.

Shen Wei said a few words on the occasion, expressing his welcome and appreciation to his daughter-in-law, and then said: "I said a few words in front of Ming Guifei, saying that Shen Hom married a beautiful and virtuous daughter-in-law. Ming Guifei declared you to enter the palace. , I want to see you newlyweds."

Concubine Ming has a lot of affection for the children of her brother's family, but as a concubine, and the Shen family is all male, it is inappropriate to meet alone.After finally waiting for the eldest nephew to get married, he hurriedly called into the palace to have a look.

Shen Wei looked at Gu Changyi kindly: "You have to behave well and don't let the imperial concubine down."

Gu Changyi swallowed a piece of fish: "Okay."

Shen Hom lowered his eyelashes, no wonder, every time only Concubine Ming wanted to see them, his father would give him a good meal a few days in advance, so that he would not seem to be treated harshly.This time was no exception, Shen Wei was paralyzing Gu Changyi so that he would not talk nonsense in front of the imperial concubine.

Gu Changyi didn't know anything, but when he thought of that peony hairpin, he felt very good.

Shen Wei: "The imperial concubine got up early, and she is probably already waiting. You should leave now. There must be some snacks prepared in the palace."

Gu Changyi had no choice but to put down the prawns he had just caught, and poked Shen Hom who was eating sullenly: "Let's eat in another place."

Shen Hom still had a chicken wing in his mouth, but Gu Changyi pulled it out: "Get up, help me order it."

Shen Hom suspected that if he continued acting, Gu Changyi was about to yell at him by the collar, so he could only stand up and hold the half-disabled Gu Changyi by his arm: "Where are you going?"

"In the palace, meet your aunt, you like aunt very much, don't you, aunt has delicious food." Gu Changyi unceremoniously used Shen Hom as a crutch, walking while coaxing him.

There was no one in the yard when we came here, but now the maids and servants started sweeping around, and seeing Gu Changyi's walking posture, everyone opened their mouths wide.

When Gu Changyi got married yesterday, he was very lively, but now it looks like someone broke his leg.

……

Gu Changyi felt that the eyes of the maids were full of sympathy. It seemed that everyone knew that he was in pain.When I woke up, I changed from a tough guy to a squeamish one, tears were about to fall.

"It hurts too much, oh—"

"Slow down, you will definitely understand."

"Who am I doing this for?" Gu Changyi looked at Shen Hom accusingly.

Shen Hom: "..." You are trying to escape marriage.

Gu Changyi didn't care if the other party could understand or not: "I came back to attend the wedding in order to hurry up."

Shen Hom slowed down, feeling in his heart that it was right not to let Gu Changyi learn to ride a horse when he was in Yongzhou.

A fool can be tossed about, requiring the same distance between each step, not rushing, and supporting his old man like a eunuch.

In Yongzhou, Gu Changyi hasn't gone to heaven yet?

Gu Changyi grinned and got into the carriage, completely giving up the management of his expressions. When he came out of the palace, he must lie down for three days.

The dark guard was asked by Shen Hom not to monitor the room yesterday, so he had no idea what was going on, and looked at Gu Changyi's posture and looked at each other in blank dismay.

Although An Qi was full of words, it was only expressing a kind of expectation, by the way, to provide new ideas for his master. In this situation, he squeezed An Liu's thigh in horror: "Am I hallucinating?"

Dark Six: "We saw it too."

Dark Four: "Could it be that Madam fell?"

"Shut up!" An Qi finished digesting, and his mind was full of vivid logic, "Our wife is going to have a little master, let me see who dares to talk like a crow!"

Although Dark Seven is ranked seventh, he is indeed the boss among them. As soon as these words came out, everyone was immediately taught.

Dark Seven: "Look at your shocked looks, isn't this the inevitable result?"

Diaan Liu, whose thigh was pinched by him, didn't speak, you were more shocked than anyone else just now.

Dark Seven: "Let me analyze it, our master pretends to be stupid, and eats, sleeps and takes a bath every day. The master can't even talk to Madam about how to eat. Don't you have to be obedient to the rest?"

The madam really worked so hard, and the dark seven commanded the dark three: "You go find Zhang's secret recipe for the palace."

Dark Three: "Okay."

……

in the carriage.

Gu Changyi was paralyzed, the shock absorption effect of ancient horses and horses was too poor, and his butt hurt even more.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Shen Hom sitting upright as if facing an enemy, and felt that this guy was a little nervous about leaving his comfort zone.

Gu Changyi then found something for him to do: "Rub my legs for me, there's sweets for me."

Shen Hom looked at the peanut candy in Gu Changyi's hand. He heard from the secret guard that Gu Changyi had bought several catties.

Gu Changyi was very nervous when he was riding a horse, and he didn't dare to relax with his calf sandwiched between the horse's belly, so that the inside of his knee hurt.

He put his legs on the opposite chair, and tapped a few places above and below his knees: "Press and press."

Gu Changyi tore off the candy wrapper, brought the peanut candy to Shen Hom's mouth, and coaxed with crooked eyebrows: "I can only eat one, it won't cause tooth decay."

There is sugar around the mouth, and Gu Changyi's lustrous nails and round fingertips are further down.

Why is Gu Changyi still forced to buy and sell?Shen Hom was slightly annoyed, bit the candy into his mouth, and pulled his calf to massage, seemingly indiscriminately, but actually pressed it on the acupoints.

"Hiss—" Gu Changyi gasped, feeling that his meridian was about to be cut off, it was sore and numb, his calf was like a piece of tofu in Shen Hom's hand, if he pinched it again, it would turn into a tofu brain!

"I, I'm much better." Gu Changyi squeezed out a smile, and retracted desperately, but the palm of the other party was like a black iron chain.

"Let me go, brother!" Gu Changyi yelled and hugged his leg, but it was in Shen Hom's hands and he couldn't hold it, so he could only retreat and hug Shen Hom's waist.

Don't do it, the child is hurting and stupid.

Shen Hom froze, seeing Gu Changyi's small face wrinkled from the corner of the eye, felt a little pleasure in his heart.Being dominated by Gu Changyi for a day, Shen Hom didn't intend to simply let Gu Changyi go, isn't he squeamish, he cured him of this problem once and for all.

Then he said stupidly and stubbornly: "It's not good yet."

Gu Changyi: "I'm fine!"

He held the window sill with one hand and tried to pull his leg back from Shen Hom's knee with his strength.

The two saw each other for a while, and Shen Hom finally couldn't stand Gu Changyi rubbing against his body, lost the battle, and let him go.

Both breathed a sigh of relief.

Gu Changyi was sweating, and his calf continued to feel hot as if it had been rubbed with a layer of medicated oil.He rolled up his trousers to see if there was any congestion.

There was a red patch on the calf.

"Look." Gu Changyi said.

Shen Hom turned his head to look out the window, frivolous.

Gu Changyi put down his skirt. After all, it was the massage he proposed first, so he could only accept it, and even praised him: "It's very good to do things from the beginning to the end."

When they reached the gate of the palace, they had to get out of the car and walk.

When Gu Changyi got out of the car, he suddenly felt a lot more relaxed on the left side. His leg still hurt, but it wasn't the stretching pain of the previous one, and the soreness was still tolerable.

But the right side was still bad, suddenly limping even more.

A court lady was waiting at the door, and when she saw the two of them, she bowed slightly: "Please follow me."

Shen Hom followed behind the maid, but was suddenly grabbed by the hand.

He struggled, but his fingers were occupied instead, and his fingers interlocked tightly.

Shen Hom was caught off guard when he held hands for the first time.He bit the bullet and held it, but Gu Changyi's hand was softer than his calf.

Gu Changyi: "I'm here for the first time, I'm afraid, you are holding me."

Gu Changyi was afraid that he would see something rare in the palace, and if he ran away, he would not be able to catch up and cause trouble.While holding Shen Hom by his hand, he imitated the court lady's way of walking, without a trace of abnormality on his face.

This appearance reminded Shen Hom of Marquis Taiping's instruction to Gu Changyi - "beautiful and virtuous, don't disappoint the imperial concubine."

Shen Hom had to admit that Gu Changyi was quite capable of putting on a show.

From Mu Xingwen's side, Gu Changyi likes to read, likes to talk, and hates to be an official and plead for the people as a man.

And Ouyang Xuan told him that in front of Qian Huarong, a rich man, Gu Changyi was illiterate, ate, drank and played, and hated scholars.

They all felt that Gu Changyi was sincere and straightforward, and it was all hypocrisy when exposed.

One person has thousands of faces, Gu Changyi is good at handling fools.

As Tai Pinghou said, Concubine Ming really had been waiting. After seeing the two of them, she first lingered on Shen Hom's face for a while. Seeing Shen Hom staring at the ant hole on the ground, she turned to Gu Changyi and held Gu Changyi. Changyi's wrist, he did not hesitate to praise: "Your name is Gu Changyi, right? It is really as beautiful as Shen Wei said."

Concubine Ming has a gentle and bright appearance, with a goose face and willow eyebrows, she speaks softly and without airs, just like an ordinary aunt.

Gu Changyi looked at the imperial concubine, feeling a little apprehensive. These days he has been in contact with big men, and there is no pressure to dress up as a woman, but in front of the careful imperial concubine, it is easy to see a slight flaw.

Concubine Ming is tall and slender, Gu Changyi is taller than her, so tall she feels guilty.

"Entering the palace so early, didn't you have enough to eat? One or two are so thin, you need to make up more." Concubine Ming showed distressed eyes, she didn't add any more greetings, and directly asked people to serve the food.

The palace dishes are full of color, fragrance and taste, and the mere presentation of the dishes will make people's index fingers move.

Gu Changyi's eyes lit up, he couldn't count his feet, the recovered leg took a long stride, and the other leg couldn't keep up, so he subconsciously supported Shen Hom.

He glanced at Shen Hom aggrievedly, he knew earlier that he should press both legs, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain.

Gu Changyi took care not to reveal the flaws of the women's clothing, and when he sat down, he forgot that his butt was still hurting, and frowned.

He was a little annoyed and humiliated in front of the imperial concubine.

Shen Hom heard the sound and looked, Gu Changyi had recovered his expression.

Concubine Ming watched the interaction between the two and was completely stunned.

A guess emerged faintly, and the look in her eyes that looked at Gu Changyi suddenly became a little more profound.

Concubine Ming shook her handkerchief, summoned the maid, and said, "Order the kitchen to add another crucian carp soup, one black-bone chicken soup, add shiitake mushrooms and red dates to stew, and don't add herbs."

Shen Hom doesn't like soup and water, and the dishes on the table are mainly fried snacks. Concubine Ming thinks that he is not so fast, so she still considers delicious food.

She blamed herself a little, and quickly turned the stewed eel section in front of Gu Changyi.

Shen Hom was eating fried seaweed rolls, Gu Changyi saw that he was eating with gusto, so he also took one.

Before he could eat it, the imperial concubine picked up a piece of eel for him: "This is nutritious."

Gu Changyi had no choice but to put down the seaweed roll first, and tasted the braised eel, ah, delicious.

Just after eating, the imperial concubine picked up another piece of suckling pig: "This one is also good."

Gu Changyi: "Okay."

The imperial concubine scooped up another bowl of red bean rice porridge: "Cush your stomach."

Gu Changyi was busy eating and was extremely happy.

After a while, the palace man brought a cushion, and the concubine personally helped Gu Changyi up.

Gu Changyi was overwhelmed by flattery: Is it true that aunts love people like this?

Shen Hom frowned, is this scene normal?

The two straight men were slightly confused.