When Dazai came to the magic place

Gojo Satoru thinks Osamu Dazai is sick,? The bandages all over his body are the proof, he must have just ran out of the hospital, "Six eyes don't have the function of electronic machines,? I don't know if the proof is true or not. But it is a fact that you let Jie go. "

Dazai stood up, turned around and said indifferently: "You should change your name to the ancestor curse master."

Gojo Satoru was in a bad mood.

He unwrapped the bandage, looked at the young man in front of him with his naked eyes, and then, Gojo Satoru paused, blinked his eyes, and found something beyond his comprehension, which was even more than the curse he knew to scare him with six eyes division.

"Your clothes are teachers' uniforms..." he asked directly, "I don't know you,? A new teacher from the Kyoto school? No,? The Kyoto school is very old-fashioned,? Why do you help the enemy?"

"I'm from the Tokyo school." Dazai said, without meaning to explain, but looked into the distance.

After 10 minutes passed, Xia Youjie had already gone far away, and Wujo Satoru had no intention of catching up.

Is it because of his troubles? Xia Youjie's plan was aborted halfway,? The degree of danger was reduced,? The selfishness of executing his best friend? Was it shaking Wujo Wu's will?

"Impossible,? There's a new teacher at the Tokyo school, I'll know about it before Noctua." Gojo Satoru denied his identity.

Dazai's attention was still in the distance, and Gojo Satoru followed his line of sight,? Before he could be puzzled, just like the most clichéd coincidence in the story, Dazai's cell phone rang suddenly.

He took it out to look at the name on the eye, and laughed inexplicably, "I'm leaving, someone is looking for it. Wu Jun, see you later."

After Dazai hung up, he stretched out his hand to call a car. Gojo Satoru put his hand on the roof of the car and said frivolously, "Whether you are a curse master or not, in short, as a high school teacher, to help the ancestor curse master, do you think I will let you go?" ?”

Wujo Satoru used the word "help" and tacitly agreed that Dazai was a member of the magic circle.

Dazai looked at him, sighed, gave up on opening the car door, took out a wad of money and stuffed it into the driver's hand.

The driver, who was originally anxious, remained silent on the spot, and raised the door wisely.

Dazai said boredly: "I'm neither a magician, nor under your control. Also, I said I'll see you later, you shouldn't focus on me."

"What is that?" Gojo Satoru subconsciously asked while Dazai said that he was not a magician.

But Dazai had already taken advantage of his inattention, bent over and got into the car, like a slippery loach.

The driver made a decisive decision, stepped on the accelerator, and, driven by money, showed great potential, and the taxi drove away.

Gojo Satoru could only watch the suspect run away, and under the rule that he could not be exposed to ordinary people, he could only exorcise a few newly born curse spirits in depression.

While thinking about Dazai's words, he walked forward. After walking for about six or seven minutes, he realized that the focus of what Dazai said should be the curse spirits on the street. Mana fluctuations.

The bloated figure of the panda rushed in nimbly in the sea of ​​people, followed by the dog Juiciji.

"Why are you two here?" Gojo Satoru remembered that he asked the two to solve the curse on the street.

After getting Yidizhi's document, Gojo Satoru guessed that Jie would go to a high school, and he wanted to ask the first-year students to help him, but at this time, Jie's aura appeared in the crowd, and Gojo Satoru thought he had guessed wrong.

The dog curly spine and the panda looked at each other.

The panda stood up and said: "Half an hour ago, the curses became less, and there was no residue left. We chased the 'clean' streets all the way to here."

"Wait, you said you came after him?" Gojo Satoru reacted abruptly. Dazai Osamu had been staring at this place just now, and the young man deliberately left clues to pinpoint the time of the person coming, and then left.

The conjurer will come to find the source, no matter who it is, it can hold Wujo Satoru.

"What about your original mission?"

"All disappeared." Panda said truthfully.

"...He is protecting you? Why, is he really the new teacher?" Gojo Satoru lowered his head.

The first-year student couldn't understand what he said, showing a puzzled expression.

But the point is not this. The dog Juanji couldn't speak, so the panda could only ask: "Since you are here, it means that the person who appeared suddenly has been solved. What should we do with the rest of the magic spirit? Let it go, and the vicious circle will continue." , a new curse will be born."

"I'll take care of it, that person said I'll see you later," Wujo Wudao said, the person's clothes flashed in his mind, he frowned, and after a few seconds he relaxed, smiling wildly, "I have a hunch, sooner There might be surprises when we go back to school.”

On the other side, Dazai took a taxi to Tokyo High School.

He dialed the phone, and before waiting for a voice from the other side, he preemptively said: "Turn on the speakerphone."

Xia Youjie on the other end of the phone paused, then listened to Dazai's words politely, and asked at the same time, "Where are you?"

"On the way to find you." Dazai didn't expect that Xia Youjie's luck was so bad that he fell into the high school.

It's easy to speculate that Xia Youjie doesn't know the parallel world of Yokohama. If he didn't find the five buildings in Yokohama, he would think it was a difference in the world, unless there were some buildings and characters that made him judge that he was wrong at a glance. world.

"You called very late. It seems that explaining your identity is more troublesome than expected."

Xia Youjie smiled helplessly. He glanced at the two students behind him. Zenyuan Maki picked up a weapon as if in a stress response and stared at him nervously, "I don't know what 'I' did. The Zenyuan students are very afraid of me. Do you want to talk to them?"

"of course."

Chanyuan Maki pricked up her ears and eavesdropped openly. When the topic turned to herself, she hadn't reacted yet. There was the sound of objects passing through the air in the distance. She subconsciously reached out and threw the phone into her arms.

Xia Youjie showed a comforting and encouraging smile, like a teacher caring about students who dare not raise their hands to answer questions. The most complicated thing is that this kind of concern is not fake.

She opened her mouth wide, patted Yi Guyouta hard, and said in a trance, "Let your girlfriend come out and see if I'm cursed, that curser actually smiled at me."

The shy boy with dark circles staggered as he was photographed, daring to speak out.

"Jie is not a curse master." A hearty voice came from the phone, "Unfortunately, another ancestor curse master will come soon. If you don't want infatuated women to lose control because of love, just be obedient and Jie will protect you."

...Infatuated women?

Yi Guyouta immediately thought of Li Xiang, he had never heard such a beautiful and appropriate adjective, anyone who knew Li Xiang would call her a "curse" or a "monster".

The ring in his arms was slightly hot, and the joy of another person came from the depths of his soul. Yi Gu was full of affection for Osamu Dazai who had never met before, and he blurted out involuntarily: "Is what Mr. Xia You said true? From another world."

"That's right." Dazai said, "There are about 10 minutes left before you can see the truth."

There is no guarantee in this sentence, it is light like a lie, but it somehow calmed the emotions of Yi Gu Youtai, who had just entered the magic world, "I understand, as long as Mr. Xia You doesn't do anything to the students in the Zen Academy, I will wait for you." down."

Xia Youjie leaned on the curse spirit, resting his chin to watch Yi Gu Youtai hang up the phone. The Yi Gu in this world entered school one year later and became a student of enlightenment, but he chose words and sentences more politely, which is incredible.

He took back his phone and asked abruptly, "When did you come into contact with the magic world?"

"A year ago?" Yi Guyou whispered uncertainly, "Lixiang lost control. It was a few months ago when she officially enrolled."

The direction of this world is really strange, Xia Youjie thought, he had too many doubts, but under Yi Guyoutai's words, they were all dismissed, and he couldn't even arouse the interest of asking.

Xia Youjie could already imagine the situation where Yi Guyoutai asked three questions and didn't know. When the astral body was assimilated, Wutiao Wu was at a loss like a beginner who had just entered the world of magic. He and Teacher Ye Moth explained it to him.

When he was a student, Gojo Satoru's unreliability was obvious to all. With him, a self-centered, arrogant genius as a teacher, it's no wonder that Yi Gu Youtai understood the situation back then.

Dazai's predictions are always accurate. He said that the ancestral curse master arrived in about 10 minutes after two, and as soon as the minute hand passed four digits, the familiar mantra spread and fluctuated.

Li Xiang began to become irritable and restless, and Yi Guyoutai hurriedly comforted her.

Xia Youjie, who was resting with his eyes closed, opened his eyes. He withdrew the curse spirit on his back, looked out, and happened to meet the gaze of another person.

The eyes of the two people with the same appearance and different clothes met each other, and the atmosphere became delicate and awkward.

"It's Master Xia You!"

"There are two Master Xia You!"

Jiao Zujie obviously didn't expect this situation, his smile faintly collapsed, and the two twins around him exclaimed, looking at him with bright eyes, not wanting to disappoint the adoptive daughters, he forced himself to stay, and asked with a gloomy expression, "Who?" Can you explain the situation at the scene?"

"I can do it anytime, but don't you wait for Wu to come back?" The second grade teacher spread his hands and sighed helplessly, "I don't want to explain it twice."

So, they began to wait for Gojo Satoru to teleport back.

As soon as he led the students to the ground, he met Gojo Satoru who was surprised x2, "...I seem to see two Jie, should I go to treat the six eyes now?"

He said jokingly, his eyes lingered between the two Xia Youjie, who had the same spell power and the same technique, there was no doubt that they were all his close friends, but the strange one was a teacher of a high school.

"I am from another world." The second grade teacher explained.

He talked about the development of his own world, because he didn't know the experience of this world, the focus was on what happened after he met Dazai during the summer vacation of the first grade.

However, Xia Youjie concealed the integration of time travel and books. In order to prevent him from following, Dazai warned Xia Youjie that the world of books is very unstable, and if more than three people know about it, it will easily collapse.

If the two of them pass by, there will be five people who know the truth of the book, Atsushi Nakajima, Akutagawa, Wells, and the two of them.

But Xia Youjie retorted: "You only said that it will become unstable and more likely to collapse. Given your habit of keeping second hands, the number of people is definitely higher than three. The safest and most stable number is less than three. Instead In other words, as long as we leave in time, there will be no problems."

Dazai was speechless.

Xia Youjie withdrew his memory, and happened to finish talking about Dazai Zhiji's experience in the high school. The time period ended in the second grade. Master Tianyuan was taken away during the astral body incident. No one cared about his trance. Don't get over it.

After all, it is unbelievable to think of the matter of stealing Tianyuan within a few months of enrolling.

Xia Youjie heaved a sigh of relief. In order to prevent accidents, for example, accidentally revealing information about another world, the next 11 years were taken by him with spring and autumn brushwork, and he directly said the ending, "...In short, now, kill and hide After the millennium ancestral curse master, a few of us took over the director department."

Gojo Satoru was silent for a while, thinking of the mess in his own world, it was even worse, and with the mood of beating up the old oranges later, he told the situation of his own world.

When talking about Xia Youjie's defection, he paused and added the reason in a gloomy tone.

The rest is the ten-year gap period. Gojo Satoru looked at the black-haired teacher with his eyes. He was very curious. The reason for Jie's defection was accumulated one by one.

Osamu Dazai helped him avoid the experience in the second grade, but the most fatal blow happened after Osamu Dazai left in the third grade. How did Jay avoid it.

The black-haired teacher couldn't control it, and asked in astonishment: "Didn't the twins be picked up by 99 Youji? There are so many curses in summer, and human lives are at stake. Why should I go to a sparsely populated mountain village, and even the level of curses will decrease with the density of the crowd. "

The ancestral curse master also doubted his life and said: "Fuheshier? A single father with a bad personality and no love for responsibility? Are you blind?"

"..."

The two showed awkward but polite smiles at the same time. They were the same person, and even their stubbornness was very similar, so after the conversation, it was natural for them to feel that the other was mentally ill.

One thought that there are so many good people among ordinary people, and there are not all bad types of conjurers. If you beat them to death with a stick, they are either sick or mentally disabled.

I thought to myself, you have seen Osamu Dazai being captured by the monkey, and he still protects the monkey, which is unreasonable.

They thought at the same time, is this really me?

It won't be faked.

So the proposal of fighting came out naturally: "Do you want to fight? This is the best way to distinguish identity."

The author has something to say: Teacher Xia You: Are you mentally ill?

Lord Leader: This is for you.