When Dazai came to the magic place

"What should we do next?" Xia Youjie asked.

A string of air bubbles came out of Dazai's mouth. He has been in the water all year round, and he feels that there is almost no air in his lungs, and his whole body is cold. His body is getting heavier and heavier, not to mention the inexperienced Xia Youjie.

He turned against the guest and grabbed Xia Youjie's wrist.

This subsurface exchange disguised as suicide is slow, very slow.

Especially when you open your eyes, it hurts. Occasionally, a few fish swim by, and the ripples push them around with the pressure of the water. The feeling of suffocation increases. You can only imagine the meaning of words by touch.

Dazai wrote every stroke as clearly as possible so that Xia Youjie could understand the meaning.

He repeatedly wrote two words with his bandaged fingertips.

"Rain Yuqian".

"clown".

The former was a plan discussed on the road, but Dazai prevaricated it with crabmeat sake. He believed Xia Youjie would understand.Because on the tram, Dazai said, "The help I need is you to accompany me to commit suicide",? So halfway,? Xia Youjie vaguely sensed something was wrong,? Asked him about his next plan.

Now they are committing suicide underwater and discussing plans.

As for the latter... Dazai paused and wrote another word.

"Monitor".

Fukuchi Sakurachi is the leader of the Five Decays of Heaven and Man,? The subordinates he recruited are crazier than the other,? Demon Fyodor, Clown Gogol, Immortal Bram, and the one who will appear a year later,? From Sigma born in the book.

Gogol doesn't have this acuity,? He is a clown who likes to be lively and have fun, and he doesn't pay attention to the affairs of the government? Before stepping into the trap, even Fukuji Sakurachi himself didn't know.

Dazai thought, Fyodor should have ordered it.

In just two days, Chief Farming asked the Ministry of Internal Affairs to agree to the investigation, and even arrested the criminal on the spot after confirmation, but it was not so easy to achieve, the movements were so frequent that it was impossible to cover them up, even Mr. Mori found out, but ordinary people can't imagine To Fudi Yingchi would be a traitor, which made me step into the trap.

But the fight just now almost didn't bring down Tokyo's secret base—Majin couldn't guess the reason, but he saw Dazai coming to Tokyo, so he wanted to follow up to confirm.

"Huhu... I'm about to suffocate to death."

The two teenagers surfaced, breathing heavily, as if enjoying the new life after death.

Xia Youjie's hair had already loosened, and it was wet and draped over his shoulders. He was extremely uncomfortable. The fox-eyed boy frowned and closed it with his hands. Finally, he found that there was no way to make it into a ball, so he had to bite the hair ring with his mouth. Simply tie a low ponytail.

"Going to the bar?" He asked, based on the sake Dazai said and the video he observed some time ago, the most specific location he could think of.

"Yes, that's right," Dazai gasped and spoke intermittently, "Call Kami Odasaku and Satoru, and let him come back before he finds anyone suspicious."

Xia Youjie seldom saw Dazai look so energetic, the bandage on the top of his head couldn't be tightened, and he fell into the bottom of the sea after a toss just now, revealing two beautiful kite-colored eyes, his face flushed, wet hair on his cheeks and A few water marks dripped from the neck.

Dazai shivered as soon as he left the shore.

"By the way, buy a towel and wipe it off." Xia Youjie said with a smile. He was also soaked through, but the special school uniform made by the high school has poor water absorption and will dry after a while.

He took off Dazai's wet overcoat and put it on his arm. Although he still felt cold when the wind blows, he couldn't help but hug his arm tightly and tremble, but at least he couldn't take away the body temperature of Dazai.

Xia Youjie pushed open the door of the convenience store, turned around and said, "I hope your wallet is still there, I can't pay for you this time."

"It's in the coat." Dazai replied.

Convenience stores are basically large glass display windows. He didn't intend to go in, so he casually shifted his gaze and was stunned, just in time for an acquaintance walking by the street entrance.

That person also saw Dazai, and immediately showed a disgusted expression.

Nakahara also felt that the good time after get off work today was instantly shattered. He found many documents that did not belong to him on his desk during the day, but because Dazai asked for leave, he had to suppress all his anger. As a result, he just left the port. Within a few steps of the gate, I met the culprit who caused me to work overtime.

Zhong Ye didn't deliberately avoid it, this was his way home, he pressed his hat and walked over, frowned and said: "Bastard Dazai, you committed suicide again?"

"Of course, where's your locomotive?"

"Maintenance today." Nakahara Chu also always felt that Dazai Osamu's expression of taking it for granted seemed to have a hole in his brain, and he would definitely be infected after a long time. He was too tired to go home and sleep, and he was too lazy to quarrel, "I Going home, remember to report to work tomorrow."

It just so happened that Xia Youjie, who had bought towels, came out at this time, and the sound of the door being pushed open attracted Nakahara Zhongya to look subconsciously.

Two drenched men are not often seen.

Especially Xia Youjie was holding a plastic bag of towels in his hand, so many, he must not only use it for himself, but also the coat on his arm... Zhong Yuan Zhong also had sharp eyes, and he recognized it all at once, this is the bastard two days ago Dazai's new one.

Dazai noticed his partner's gradually shocked and dull expression, turned around, and saw Xia Youjie walking towards him.

He blinked his iris-colored eyes, thought of something, and quickly turned to look at his partner.

As expected, Zhongyuan Zhong also approached with anger, he condemned and said sadly.

"You actually dragged innocent passers-by into the water!"

At that moment, many thoughts flashed through Nakahara. Being friends with Dazai would lead him to commit suicide, and being a colleague with Dazai would force him to work overtime. As for being an enemy?That's even worse.Anyway, none of these three ended well.

With empathy, the anger that was barely suppressed during overtime work suddenly came up.

Dazai sighed pretentiously, "Slugs are indeed single-celled organisms,"

It has become a habit for the two of them to quarrel when they meet, and neither of them is willing to admit defeat. Even if Dazai doesn't know how to refute, he still has to make a few plausible ridicules, but he can't say that he is a supernatural being who drags people to hide in the space system, right? .

So Dazai thought about it, and said in a boastful tone: "Jiefei wants to help me, it's useless for me to refuse, so I have to bring him here to die for love."

"...Martyrdom?!"

The expression on Nakahara Chuya's face could already be called horrified, he thought to himself, even if he heard the news that Dazai was not human, the word "sacrifice for love" was not as shocking as it sounds.

Anyway, in Nakaya's eyes, Osamu Dazai has not been a man for many years.

Xia Youjie didn't know why, but stopped in his tracks without explaining, but stopped silently on the steps, which happened to be stretched by Dazai's moonlight shadow.

"Friendship! Who said that love has to be sacrificed for love." Dazai was well-founded and convincing, as if the change of his partner's expression could bring him happiness, "Of course people like slugs can't understand it."

"Stop it."

Xia Youjie sighed, walked up to Dazai, and signaled him not to provoke him, "Wipe it off."

He doesn't want to compare who is stronger with Gravity, and then be targeted by Mori Ogai, and become Dazai's Mafia colleague after the world merges.

"I didn't make a fuss."

Dazai muttered and wiped his hair, but didn't say anything else.

Nakaya's eyes were strange, and he couldn't help asking: "If you are threatened and lured by Dazai, don't be polite, just refuse. His vitality is stronger than weeds. Ordinary people commit suicide with him. If you accidentally die, it will be bad."

Xia Youjie smiled reservedly and tactfully, like a good kid showing off gifts but knowing how to be modest, "I voluntarily."

"...Forget me meddling in my own business, you two, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer." Zhongyuan Zhong is also desperate, he is tired, tired, and now he just wants to go home immediately, drink a glass of red wine and sleep, it is best not to sleep in his dreams There will be two brain-deads who are idle and bored to play suicide.

After Nakahara Chuya left, Dazai and Xia Youjie continued to go to Lupin Bar.

In the convenience store, Xia Youjie borrowed the phone while checking out, and called Oda Sakunosuke and Gojo Satoru. There were already three people sitting at the bar.

The white-haired boy felt curious everywhere he looked, and exclaimed from time to time, "This place is different, and the decoration is also different! The floor is also different, but the color and pattern are similar!"

The boss in the red vest thought he was comparing the difference between other bars and Lupine, and said with a smile: "It is rare to see retro bars these days, maybe they all have some similarities."

Xia Youjie walked over, honestly ordered a glass of juice, and said, "Boss, can you give me a matchbox?"

The boss is a bit puzzled. Now everyone uses lighters. Matches are easy to get wet and hard to carry. Except for regular customers who come here often, they plan to keep them as collectibles, and almost no one wants them.

But he still gave it to Xia Youjie.

As if it was the most wonderful coincidence when two different worlds collided, Xia Youjie took out the matchbox from his own world. Except for the size and subtle location, it was painted with the side face of a monster with a monocle, and the bottom part was red and left blank. , the exact same white English words "bar?lupin".

The boss was surprised: "Guest, have you been here before?"

He couldn't tell the slight difference.

Xia Youjie smiled. Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that he was very happy. He was happy that the boss didn't recognize him. "I came last year, but only that time. It's normal that you don't remember, boss."

"Can I borrow a pen?" Xia Youjie still said this to the boss, but he turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai, as if hinting at something.

Dazai had no choice but to hand him his matchbox, and he didn't know what he was thinking. He had to protect the matchbox and the suicide manual if he committed suicide in the water, but he dismissed the more important mobile wallet.

"I'm going to change the bandage, you write it quickly." Dazai stood up, he guessed what Xia Youjie wanted to do, didn't he just write the other party's name? , raised his voice and said, "Boss, by the way, help me get a few boxes of canned crab meat!"

It stands to reason that someone should say that their atmosphere is not right at this time, but Gojo Satoru doesn't understand emotions, Oda Saku is naturally dumbfounded, and the remaining Tianyuan is not as good as the first two.

Gojo Satoru even asked enthusiastically, "Is there any dessert here?"

"No," the boss said helplessly, the pen was for keeping accounts, and the bandages were thrown here by Dazai every three days, "If you like, I will make something simple next time, but the taste is not guaranteed."

Gojo Satoru said, "I want to eat Daifuku."

After the boss responded, it seemed that he had written it down.

Oda Saku looked around and saw that there was no acquaintance, so he couldn't help feeling: "It's a pity that Ango didn't come."

After writing his name in the matchbox, Xia Youjie put back all the matches that had been dumped on the bar. With a calm expression on his face, he took the time to answer: "After all, I'm a civil servant, so it's normal to be busy."

Mr. Oda Saku didn't want to think about what they did today.

The books are all lost, can you be busy?

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-06-29?01:43:30~2021-06-30?00:59:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Wan Ling? 1 piece;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: Lingyaoling, Bufanfanfan? 10 bottles; emu? 2 bottles; 47844831? 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!