When Dazai came to the magic place

The cream cake exudes a sweet and greasy aroma. It is placed on the table, with three katakana characters slanted on it with chocolate sauce, and all the ribbons and balloons are hung up. Umm diva commanded mercilessly.

"To the left,? A little further down."

"You overdid it, up and up... right here."

Gojo Satoru jumped down from mid-air, patted the debris on his body, walked to Xia Youjie, patted his shoulder with a smile, "Jie, you are so quiet today!"

Because Dazai’s life experience is unknown and he has the habit of committing suicide, the second grade students wanted to hold a birthday party for him, but it was publicized by Gojo Satoru, a problem child, and more and more people came to participate. It became a carnival for the entire college.

The headmaster turned a blind eye and closed his eyes, assuming that he acquiesced.

Xia Youjie woke up from distraction, and habitually smiled at his friend: "I was thinking about Dazai,? He hasn't come out since he went back to his room yesterday."

An Geji tied the last red balloon on the line, and interjected after hearing it: "It's not surprising... After all, normal people are too embarrassed to come to their birthday party to point fingers, except for the two of you."

Dazai is a normal person?

Anyone who hears this sentence will be dumbfounded,? But for singers who don’t usually get in touch with Dazai Osamu,? Occasionally,? Not only are they not angry, but they are greeted by the black-haired and kite-eyed boy with a smile For seniors.

Much better than the other two inhuman scumbags!

If the main character who celebrates his birthday today is changed, An Ge Ji will not come over,? She will even give her middle finger fiercely.

Gojo Satoru curled his lips, and whispered in a low voice that everyone could hear: "Dazai is not so inferior."

An Geji yelled angrily: "I've already said that, it's normal!"

Xia Youjie's thoughts drifted further and further away amidst the background sound of his seniors and his friends arguing and arguing.

Why didn't Dazai come out.

Does he still have hidden wounds left by accident?

Xia Youjie was not sure, and Yusaku Kudo called him later, saying that the organization had just hooked up with a transnational criminal group four days ago, and the contact person was a woman code-named "Belmod", and told them Be careful, even if you have special abilities, you are no match for modern thermal weapons.

Although the organization in the slums is small, it must be special to be targeted by transnational criminal groups. Xia Youjie was worried that Dazai would be injured, but he refused to say anything.

Don't look at Osamu Dazai yelling at the slightest pain, he can't wait to yell everywhere, let the whole high school know, and then evade the task logically.

But Xia Youjie knew that if something happened, Dazai would pretend to be more nonchalant than anyone else.

"Wu, I'm going to see Dazai."

The black-haired ball-headed student became more and more worried. After thinking about it, he simply got up and decided to go and see for himself.

Xia Youjie finally understood that when dealing with Dazai, he had to play a straight ball, beat around the bush a little, or think about thanking him slowly next time, and he would fall into this guy's gentle trap.

Because the survival instinct that Dazai needs is too low, as long as there is a corner, a roll of bandages, even if there is no food and water - Xia Youjie even suspects that if someone really does this, the boy will just wait for death with hope Advent.

In addition to preventing Dazai from committing suicide again and again, Xia Youjie rarely felt a sense of frustration about how to thank Dazai.

... There is no way to start.

Even within the high school, Dazai's dormitory is notoriously treated poorly. It's not that someone is harsh on him, but everyone can't figure out why the boy chose a shady direction where the sun is not seen all year round.

Dazai didn't like to open the curtains, and the room was dark when the lights were not turned on.

The first thing Xia Youjie did when he walked in was to turn on the light, he was used to it, shrouded in the faint light, the boy was lying on the table breathing steadily, a few strands of black curly hair fell down, his brows were slightly frowned, and he was wearing a cloak The college coat and school uniform fell asleep.

Dazai's vigilance is not weak, he is actually sleeping?

"—"

With the sound of a tiny switch being pressed, Dazai suddenly woke up from the world of books.

He opened his eyes in an instant, his iris pupils were deep and clear, as if he was awake from the beginning to the end and did not fall asleep, but he seemed to be frightened, which is why he revealed dangerous emotions that made people afraid.The darkness in his eyes was hidden when he raised his eyes, and the young man didn't even have a trace of indentation on his face, and he raised a bright and bright smile: "Jie, why are you here?"

It may be that the crisis is approaching. Just last night, the book actually made a new move.

Dazai's sleep time has always been very little. The reason why he disappeared during sex was probably to commit suicide and play games. He lazily nestled on the sofa every day, either listening or processing the messy clues and plans in his brain.

So, when he came back exhausted, he was ready to lie lazily on the table as usual, spending the essential sleep time of human beings at will.

He had a dream—

"Killing people and forming associations will cause the five declines of heaven and man."

"Former Port Mafia cadre, Osamu Dazai, I am here to arrest you."

"The designated disaster beast and murderer were taken in... The detective agency is the prisoner!"

"Would you like to have a happy and troubled meeting together?"

"Divine power!"

Dazai opened his eyes abruptly.

Xia Youjie who turned on the light didn't notice anything wrong. He walked over and put his cold fingers on the young man's forehead. After a few seconds, he blinked his fox eyes and said with a smile: "It's okay, no fever."

Dazai said slowly, "I couldn't sleep yesterday."

Xia Youjie is not keen on inquiring into other people's privacy. Unsurprisingly, after hearing this sentence, his first reaction was: "Do you need help? There are no sleeping pills in Nitro's medical room."

These basic medicines were also available in the past, but not many people used them? They were also taken away by Dazai, so they were lost a few times and then slowly disappeared.

Xia Youjie had dragged the unconscious Dazai to the hospital for gastric lavage countless times.

"It's okay if Jie wants to give me sleeping pills~ Of course, I didn't mean to say that the vacation is bad, but it would be better if there is a rest time that doesn't need to do tasks and write reports."

Dazai frantically made it clear that Xia Youjie didn't know that there was nothing wrong with this person at all. With a helpless expression on his face, he retorted: "Do the task by yourself... At least go out with me, I will help you , I will give you two sleeping pills a day, and you are not allowed to steal them."

Dazai snorted regretfully.

"Jay is not cute at all."

Xia Youjie: "...If cute refers to the girl who died in love with you, and me who helped you with the task, then forgive me."

Chatting all the way until Dazai tidied himself up and wobbled out the door, Xia Youjie didn't realize that when he first entered the room, Dazai was not awakened by the sound of the door opening, so he just made jokes like this past.

Before coming to this world, it wasn't long before Dazai's birthday. A month ago, he picked up the powerful Akutagawa from Radium Bowl Street. Although he was aware of Mr. Mori's jealousy, his life was smooth.

Compared to himself who has experienced the death of his close friends, the blue flag and combination, and even countless large and small supernatural organizations at home and abroad in the future... Dazai is not willing to admit that he is not yet mature enough to do things with ease.

He can't even control his heartbeat! !

Dazai put the discouraged topic behind him, turned to Xia Youjie and said, "Have you finished the arrangements?"

He was actually not interested in his birthday party, but the students of the high school liked it, so the boy showed an interested look and blended in well with the group.

Xia Youjie thought of his best friend who was abandoned by him in class, and his eyes wandered for a few seconds.

Dazai tilted his head, "Huh?"

Xia Youjie had a false smile on his face, and immediately pushed the blame calmly, "Wu is looking for you, I'll come and have a look."

Dazai couldn't hide this little trick, but he didn't point it out, and turned to the real thing: "The time for astral body assimilation is about to begin, and this task will definitely fall on you and Wu-jun. to be called out."

Faced with Dazai's reminder, Xia Youjie bent his eyes, and the smile with purple fox eyes deepened, "I will be careful."

Dazai rubbed his arms numbly in disgust, and moved away from him a little, "No matter what the high-level traitor wants, he will not let this opportunity go, he can't let the curse master do it, most likely it is the curse master and ordinary people, In addition, there are many terrorist groups/organizations that want to get involved."

If it was two days ago, Xia Youjie would not have cared about these weak people, but after a series of thrilling accidents just now, he subconsciously focused on ordinary people.

The black-haired ball-headed student frowned, and at the same time walked a few steps to the left, the distance from Dazai returned to just now, and said at the same time: "This is difficult, after all, we can't do anything to ordinary people... Can the police take care of it?" ?”

Dazai tried to stay away several times, but all failed.

He languidly gave up resisting, and dragged his voice weakly, "Of course ~ otherwise you think who installed the surveillance in the high school."

"I've checked most people in the magic circle, and there is a killer Zenyuan Shier who needs to be wary of his strength. He is very hostile to magicians. Although he came from the Yusan family, he will definitely not respect Tianyuan."

The black-haired, kite-eyed boy spoke in a lazy and coquettish tone, as if discussing whether to add salt to the cooking, and said a prophecy with a relaxed expression that would make the black hands behind the scenes shudder.

"As for ordinary people, there are a few killers that need to be vigilant, spiders, and scouts... but the possibility of the latter appearing is very low. This killer only pays attention to the cultural relics and treasures of the Romanov dynasty, and he should not be willing to enter the spell. the muddy waters of the world."

"As for the former, there is an organization behind him. The members are basically killers. Spider is one of the more famous ones. The possibility of this organization is very high."

In some of the materials that Dazai found, it was mentioned that this organization was looking for the immortal gem Pandora.

Compared with legends that are not known to be true or false, Tianyuan, which can achieve 500 years of immortality and may continue to exist in the future, is obviously more attractive than unknown gems.

Dazai guided Xia Youjie's thinking, and continued, "Of course, besides these two, there is another organization, which you should know."

The black-haired ball-headed boy thought for a moment. Among the ordinary people he met recently, only one seemed to meet the requirements, but how did Dazai know.

Xia Youjie tentatively said, "Bermode? That criminal organization/organization that intervened in the slum?"

"Yes."

Dazai snapped his fingers with a satisfied expression.

"Compared to the organization that the spider belongs to, this winery is more cautious, but they understand the magic world, which is already very telling."

Seeing that Xia Youjie still didn't understand, Dazai explained: "There are many curses in the slums, and the reporting time is often delayed. When the person code-named Belmode sends a reminder, those people will go to the doctor in a hurry, ignore the window for collecting information, and directly Call the high school."

Dazai once asked the assistant supervisor to find more remote, impoverished, and chaotic places, whether it is an isolated mountain village or a violent slum, as long as it can stimulate the darkness of human hearts to the greatest extent.

As a result, the auxiliary supervisor directly took out this place.

He said: "It's just what you need, and there are not many places that meet the requirements. Basically, there are fixed magicians to deal with it, so I won't go to the window to look for it."

Dazai curiously asked the assistant supervisor, is this a common situation, and his answer was "often", because there are too many curses in some places, and the high school students have dealt with them a few times, so they may have left their contact numbers.

Withdrawing his thoughts, Dazai continued:

"The distillery just has the mentality of trying to see if it can lead to special grades. You and Wu Jun often go out on missions, and the character profiles are already on the tables of the leaders of various organizations. No matter who comes, that person can't fool you. , is likely to kill himself and be cursed to silence him.”

But Dazai's shots were pitifully infrequent, and they were all pushed to the first-year juniors and Xia Youjie. Basically, not many people knew his character and ability.

"As for Huiyuan and Qihai, they are only second-level, so it is impossible for them to receive this mission. Of course, if the last person sent is Sister Mingming and Sister Diva, then this organization doesn't matter, anyway, it's just a few words that don't hurt. Itchy promise."

Xia Youjie did not expect that Dazai could analyze so much in a short incident.

No matter how many times he has seen it, he still feels emotional: "Every time after listening to you, I always feel that the thinking is very simple."

But if Dazai didn't take the initiative to mention it, he would never have thought of so much.

"Because Jie doesn't want to use his brain to think at all, it's very simple."

"Don't think I can't hear you scolding me..."

"Hey~"

After fighting all the way to the classroom corridor, Xia Youjie suddenly stood where he was, and turned to look at Dazai with a little more expectation in his eyes.

Dazai puffed his face: "I know, I know, I'll just open the door."

He raised his hand to push the door, and at that moment his head was sprinkled with fireworks and candies.

Dazai took a candy from the top of his head, looked at the packaging, it was strawberry flavored, and knew that Gojo Satoru secretly bought his favorite flavor for personal gain, and he opened the candy wrapper and threw it into his mouth.

After a few seconds, he commented slightly: "The taste is not bad."

Gojo Satoru jumped out of the crowd in dissatisfaction, it was a real jump, he forgot that no lower limit would be eliminated, he almost lost his strength, and went directly to Dazai, but fortunately he was pushed back by Xia Youjie, who had sharp eyesight and quick hands.

"What! Dazai, you should be happier, this frustrates me."

Gojo Satoru even changed his name, which shows how depressed he is.

Dazai pulled a sunny and refreshing smile from the corner of his mouth, he seemed to be very happy, but he was not polite: "If you are really frustrated, you won't say it."

The strength in Xia You's hands deepened, separating the stickers of the two feline creatures, and also commented: "Wu, not everyone is like you, who will feel very happy when they are drowned in sugar."

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