Li Shuaixi was very unconvinced, why would Qi Tengyi, a seemingly harmless young otaku, be the first to be killed?

With all kinds of trendy products like him piled up on his body, he looks like a nouveau riche dude who doesn't understand aesthetics. Why doesn't anyone come to hate him?

He is also leading a kid who can smack all over the world with his mouth, why doesn't a kid get into a fight and get his parents to continue the fight, let him bump into something by the way, cause a bloody crime, and be honorable What about death?

Li Shuaixi and Xiao Honglu had already arrived at the wild area. In order to kill more efficiently, they walked into the wild area on foot without driving an off-road vehicle or riding a spinning ball.

The dinosaurs seemed to avoid them, and after Li Shuaixi and Xiao Honglu had gone deep into the woods, they didn't appear.

Li Shuaixi had no choice but to let his pet out. He hoped that the rather peculiar duck-billed Charmander could catch the eyes of the dinosaurs.

Actually, it works.

There was a little dinosaur whose name Li Shuaixi couldn't name, who was very interested in Charmander, and poked Charmander a few times with his little claws from time to time.

The duck-billed Charmander, who is usually mild-tempered, didn't respond at all. It felt that there seemed to be a volcano here, just like its hometown, so it walked towards the volcano in the direction of 'going home'.

Seeing that the Charmander duck-billed dragon looked cute and harmless, the little dinosaur bumped around to attract the Charmander duck-billed dragon's attention.

Until the little dinosaur wanted to imitate his parents, lay on the back of the Charmander, and wanted to do something, the Charmander got angry.

Everyone is public, and they are bigger than you when you take them out. What do you want to do, you poor kid?

The duck-billed fire dragon turned back directly and spewed out a ball of fire.

Li Shuaixi swears to God, there are no animation special effects, the little dinosaur is really roasted and its skin is black.

Xiao Honglu, who is young but well-read, said that this is the first time in his life that he heard the cry of a dinosaur!Of course, it may be the last time in life. After all, after returning to reality, there should be no living dinosaurs.

Why did the previous textbooks and encyclopedias never say that the cry of dinosaurs was so ugly.

The little dinosaur that had been roasted black was crying loudly, lying on the ground, kicking its limbs, looking very pitiful.

Such a sound attracted two larger dinosaurs.

Li Shuaixi observed the dinosaur who had just arrived, probably the parent of the baby dinosaur.With sharp teeth, powerful limbs, and a terrifying appearance, it looks like a carnivorous dinosaur.

OK, this one works!

Li Shuaixi planned to rush out and make a provocative move to attract the dinosaurs to chase him, then stumbled and rolled down the hillside, crashing to death on a certain rock.

I went through the plot waiting to happen in my mind, and the moment when Li Shuaixi was about to rush out...

The duck-billed Charmander pointed to his lower body with his not-so-flexible claws, and the parents of the little dinosaur immediately understood that this was a love problem between the children.

The dinosaur parents, who didn't feel that their son was being 'bullied' at all, turned and left easily.

Li Shuaixi:? ?Wait, take a look at the script!

Xiao Honglu was a little distressed, he wanted to leave this fool and go by himself.

On the other side, Zhan Lan and Qin Zhuiyu, who are also vying for No. 2, have arrived at Owen Grady's training ground with their friendly smiles, unproficient English and gesture expressions. outside.

Qin Zhuiyu expressed his love for Owen Grady to Grady's assistant, the black Barry, and heard that he wanted to learn more after training the Velociraptor.

Barry thought that Qin Zhuiyu might be interested in Grady, so he agreed to the two seemingly harmless girls and walked into their base.

As soon as he walked in, Zhan Lan had some headaches.These velociraptor babies who have just been trained to have a little consciousness are very energetic and constantly want to say something.But no one could understand the roar of the Velociraptor, so they chose to communicate with weak spirits.

"Whoa, here are two more Twolegs!"

"Fool, look at yourself, you also have two feet!"

"Why hasn't that Twoleg come to feed us, I'm hungry!"

"I don't know what he wants us to do today. If he gives me an extra piece of meat, I will listen to him today!"

Zhan Lan was so amused by the baby velociraptor's conversation that she almost burst out laughing. It turned out that the baby velociraptors could be domesticated as early as this time?Then in the movie, when Owen Grady domesticated them so hard, it turned out that these little dinosaurs just wanted more food?

"Bang!" interrupted Qin Zhuiyu's Chinglish, awkward chat, and fancy compliments to Grady.

"It's gunshots!" Grady, a veteran, bent down reflexively, and at the same time stretched out his hand to signal the others to hide quickly, "Don't move here, I'll go and see!"

Zhan Lan and Qin Zhuyu looked at Grady's back as he bent over and ran away quickly, and glanced at each other.

How can you stay still at this time!

Obviously there is a gun on the opposite side, how suitable for death! !

Zhan Lan said, "Someone should be poaching dinosaurs! Let's go and have a look too," and pulled Qin Zhuiyu away, leaving only Barry in place.

The black brother leaked a black question mark face.

The two female members of the Zhongzhou team slowly approached the jungle where the gunshots were heard just now, and several roars of dinosaurs were also heard.

Qin Zhuiyu took out her makeup bag, put on her foundation, wiped off her lipstick, straightened her collar, and finally looked in the mirror.

OK, perfect.

Qin Zhuiyu ran out and yelled at the group of people pointing guns at dinosaurs in both Chinese and English.

"How can you do this"

"They are treasures!"

"Theyare protecting animals!!"

"If you want to kill them, kill me first!"

The mercenaries led by Hoskins looked confused, what was this woman talking about?

In fact, Grady didn't understand what Qin Zhuyu was saying, but judging from the movements and tone of Qin Zhuyu's back to the dinosaurs and the front of the mercenaries, it should be protecting the dinosaurs.

Grady also sighed, such a girl is so brave!

Zhan Lan was very disturbed when he heard this.

Just one second late! !She can die!

She was a beat too slow, it was all because of her inexperience in touch-up makeup!

Thinking that he could win the second place, and die in the arms of someone with the same face as Xingjue, Qin Zhuyu was very satisfied with his acting skills.

Did not expect the system prompt

[Xiao Honglu and Li Shuaixi died. 】

Qin Zhuyu, Zhan Lan:? ? ?The first three are gone?

Although Li Shuaixi's script was not staged, he was not able to be hunted down by the little dinosaur's parents.

But the cries of the baby dinosaur not only attracted his parents, but also a Tyrannosaurus rex who was about to eat a cub for a feast of tender meat.

Li Shuaixi was looking up at that Tyrannosaurus rex, with open arms, ready to meet his future.I hope the Tyrannosaurus rex can bite him to death without biting off anything else first.

Then the Tyrannosaurus rex turned a blind eye and passed Li Shuaixi, chasing the duck-billed Charmander and a family of three unknown little dinosaurs and ran away.

Li Shuaixi:? ? ?I am also a tender meat!Why don't you eat me!

Seeing that the blackened little dinosaur was running a little slowly, and was about to be bitten by the Tyrannosaurus Rex, Xiao Honglu ran, knocked the little dinosaur flying with his greatest strength, and then cast a 'sheep transformation' on himself.Tyrannosaurus rex happily swallowed this white and soft sheep that he had never seen before.

【Xiao Honglu died】

After Xiao Honglu cast the Iron Armor Curse on himself, the little dinosaur that flew into the air happened to crush Li Shuaixi.

【Death of Li Shuaixi】

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Xiao Honglu, who had a very firm memory of where he entered the main god's space, saw Binggege from group B2 when he woke up in his hospital bed.

The captain of group B2 handed over a piece of paper and a pen to Xiao Honglu.

"The colonel ordered you to sign a ten-year work contract."

Xiao Honglu looked down at himself, "Brother Bing, don't you think you should give me a dress and pants first?"

As soon as Qi Teng left the main god's space, Qilin and Long Yin knew that the people of the Zhongzhou team might not have any clothes to wear when they came out, so they let the captains of each team solve it by themselves.As for the B2 team, the team leader who arranged to pick up Xiao Honglu was very heart-warming. He bought a whole set of clothes according to the size of Xiao Honglu who was the task object in the video.

Brother Bing of group B2 took out his underwear, underwear, and outer pants of the right size from his backpack, and shook the transparent bag containing the clothes.

"The colonel has ordered before that if you have any requirements, you must wait until you sign them before fulfilling them. Look, do you sign now, or do you sign later?"

In order to express his thoughtfulness, the captain of group B2 went on to say, "Actually, I think you don't have to sign in a hurry, and discuss whether there is a better contract after the colonel comes back. I think this one is a bit harsh. .”

Xiao Honglu looked at Captain B2 expressionlessly.

Captain B2 continued with an expression of 'I'm really thinking about you', "After all, you are so young, it doesn't really matter whether you wear it or not, and whether you are seen or not."

It took Xiao Honglu a second to sign, pointing to the door of the ward, "Go out."

-

Li Shuaixi's legs showed a horoscope, and he covered his front with his hands, screaming loudly.

Brother Bing of Group B1 looked at Li Shuaixi calmly, "If I were you, I would cover my back with both hands."

Li Shuaixi: ...This little brother should belong to Qilin.The one who hates people is exactly the same as Luo Shui.

Probably there is a tactical course in the Qilin base, which is called "Renrenxue".

Li Shuaixi silently moved his left hand away, covering the front with one hand and the back with the other.

Captain B1: Heh, it's really useful.

The author has something to say:

Li Shuaixi: Could you please take a look at the script?I really thought about it for a long time!Follow the script!

Zhan Lan: Give me a moment to touch up my makeup.

Qin Zhuiyu: In order to become an international Qin, I practiced English hard for many years!How is it, is it great!

Tyrannosaurus Rex: That white and soft one is delicious, I want to eat it again~

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