National Property [Infinite Terror]

Thanks to the Lord God for the instant translation system, otherwise Luoshui's level of "not speaking bird language" probably wouldn't be able to tell Imogen the bloody stories that "suddenly" emerged from his mind.

It is estimated that if there is no real-time translation system for communicating with the characters in the plot, Luoshui would have been slapped to death by the black wind old demon Imerton. How could it be his turn to tell the story passed down from his ancestors here? .

The story that can blind Imerton is actually like this.

A long, long time ago, Princess Ansuna gave birth to a girl for the emperor, but Ansuna and his sister, that is, Luoshui's grandparents, turned the dragon into a phoenix and changed the civet cat into a boy. .

When Imerton heard this, he first thought about whether Ansuna had ever given birth to a child.When he vaguely remembered that Ansuna really seemed to have such a child, he suddenly became violent, and was about to slap Zheng Zha, the evil son of Ansuna and the dog emperor, to death, but was stopped by Luoshui again down.

"Uncle Zu, you don't know that little aunt Zu didn't want a son because of her status back then, but because her daughter was also your daughter! She can't let your child grow up and be killed by the dog emperor." Take it for a marriage. She would rather your daughter live happily in our house!" Luo Shui took a napkin from Xiao Honglu and handed it to Zheng Zha. corner of eye.

Xiao Honglu just successfully made the napkin covered with onion juice, which immediately made Zheng Zha burst into tears.

Heifeng Imerton saw Zheng Zha's reaction, and immediately surrounded Zheng Zha with his own Heifeng, saying something like 'good boy'.

When Hei Feng was about to speak for a moment, Luo Shui continued, "You may wonder why you can't feel your own blood inheritance from Zha's blood, that's because..."

Luo Shui looked from afar with a look of compassion, "It has been so many years, the blood of our ancestors has long been thinned, and the orders of our ancestors are still in our minds, generation after generation, we have tried to revive you and little aunt, but we have no chance. And now..."

"Zha only has such a little aunt's bloodline. We have been thinking, if this generation is not successful. The next generation may have almost no connection with the ancestor's generation in bloodline. Then we should continue to stick to the ancestor's last wish. "

"Fortunately... Fortunately, we succeeded." Luo Shui turned around and threw himself into Qin Zhuyu's arms.

"Mom, big sister, I leave it to you... I can't make up this story anymore." Luo Shui pretended to sob, "It's more reliable as an actor and writer."

When Imerton had been tricked by Qin Zhuyu and Zhan Lan into preparing for the resurrection of Ansuna, Zheng Zha still couldn't stop crying.

Xiao Honglu walked to Chu Xuan silently, and reported to Chu Xuan, "It seems that the effect of onions on vampires is too great. There is no way to relieve it for the time being."

Chu Xuan nodded, "Record the results of the experiment."

Seeing Xiao Honglu obediently recording the results of the 'experiment', and obediently walking behind Chu Xuan, Luo Shui squatted down with his mouth open.

Well, now that there is a little panda, the national treasure doesn't want him...

However, the tacit understanding between the red panda and the giant panda... sounds like the father-son relationship between the big-headed son and the little-headed father!

Wait, father-son relationship?Isn't there a danger of incest in the relationship between father and son?

Just when Luoshui was running the train or even flying the plane in his mind, Zhao Yingkong walked up to him, "Luoshui, if the bloody story of Plan B fails, what are you going to do?"

Luo Shui turned his head slowly and looked at Zhao Yingkong, "Only Zheng Zha has Ansuna's DNA here, right?"

"...If it wasn't for your injection, none of us here would have Ansuna's DNA!" Zheng Zha answered through gritted teeth, matching his tearful face, there was no deterrence at all.

"If necessary." Chu Xuan pushed down his glasses, opened his toolbox, and a row of test tubes reflected light in the sun, "Everyone can have Ansuna's DNA."

"It's not necessary." Luo Shui waved his hand, and ran towards Chu Xuan who was talking to him, "Think about it, Zheng Zha is the only one who has Ansuna's DNA, so it's not the best plan for C. Are you ready?"

"C? Plan?" Zhang Jie twitched his mouth and looked at Zheng Zha.Zheng Zha choked up and took a few steps back.

"Yeah, I was thinking about it just now." Luo Shui closed Chu Xuan's toolbox and threw it into his space bag, "Plan C is to tell Emerton that Zheng Zha is the reincarnation of Ansuna in this life .So only Zheng Zha has Ansuna's sense of 'blood'."

"Reincarnation...?" Zhan Lan almost spit out a mouthful of blood, who is the internet writer?

"Zheng Zha is the reincarnation of Ansuna, so in Zheng Zha's mind, there is always a voice telling him that the turntable of fate is starting to turn, and he needs to revive Imerton." Xiao Honglu's eyes lit up, "Then, Zheng Zha gathered a group of warriors to cooperate with the eight tribes of Tianlong to help him break through and upgrade all the way. In the end, he revived Imerton, but it's a pity that Imerton is the big devil."

"And the Great Demon King found out that the head of the brave is his lover back then. He lost to Zheng Zha half-heartedly, and then the story..." Xiao Honglu giggled, "The story can be written in the next book and then continue. gone."

Saito turned his head silently, he knew how free the children in the psychiatric institute were every day.

Li Shuaixi jumped up and strongly supported this plan C. In his eyes, this is at least more interesting than the bloody drama of plan B. Well... it can also let Imerton release water, which is the best.

"I've considered Plan C." Luo Shui shrugged, "Isn't this afraid that Zheng Zha won't cooperate?"

"Why don't you cooperate?" Ming Yanwei walked towards Zheng Zha with a smile, "For my companions and for our Zhongzhou team to successfully complete this mission, I think Zheng Zha will definitely be willing to sacrifice himself for us."

"Let's forget it." Luoshui helped Qin Zhuyu and Ling Dian pack their things together, climbed on the camel, and headed for Cairo. "If it's a drama about family ethics, I can let my father Uncle Han and Brother Chu take a look."

"If it really becomes a danmei action movie..." Luo Shui looked at the sky with a smirk, "My father will probably be ashamed of my mother's last wish, he didn't educate me well, and then he would cut me open to thank the world..."

real world,

"Reincarnation? It's a good idea." Luo Yuntian frowned, unable to figure out why his son wanted to use Plan B, which had more doubts and more loopholes.

Han Yi covered his forehead, took off his glasses and stood up, "I'll go see if there is a disc of "Brokeback Mountain" in the electronic reading room of the base library. I'll borrow it for you and you'll understand."

Chu Yang had already started calling to tell the military academy to prepare to offer screenwriting and acting classes to the officers' students, and he suddenly discovered that these were very necessary subjects.

In "Legend of Gods and Ghosts",

"So, we must figure out the mission of the Indian continent team?" Zheng Zha looked at Xiao Honglu and listened to his analysis.

"That's right, if the mission of the other party is to prevent us from burying Emerton, they may directly kill the hero and heroine." Xiao Honglu pulled his hair while talking, "However, the Bible of the Undead is in our hands now, not Eve and O'Connor, so even if they kill the hero and heroine, it won't affect our mission."

"However, if the Indian Continent team will protect Imerton, then we probably need a fight to the death." Xiao Honglu turned his head to look at Chu Xuan.Chu Xuan nodded affirmatively to the analysis of this child whose intelligence was at the peak of mortals.

"However, Imerton will not accept the protection of the Indian team." Chu Xuan looked at the hump in front of him sitting on the same camel——Luoshui, who was supposed to help him in the wind and sand.

Wearing sunglasses, Luo Shui, who was eating shaved ice spoonful by spoonful, turned his head to look at Chu Xuan as if he had eyes behind his back, and handed over his own shaved ice by the way.

There are watermelons, mangoes, strawberries, kiwis, red beans, and sago. The colorful shaved ice made Chu Xuan blink his eyes, and started to eat it.

Seeing that Chu Xuan didn't continue to explain, and when Luo Shui took out fresh fruit and ice shaved machine from his pocket to continue making shaved ice, Xiao Honglu couldn't help asking, "Is there anything I haven't calculated? Why won't Imerton accept Indiana's protection?"

"Dear little panda, have you ever played online games?" Luo Shui narrowed his eyes.

"Of course..." Xiao Honglu twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Then do you know the faction system?" Luo Shui said with a smile showing his top six teeth, "It's the kind of system where you choose an NPC to join?"

Xiao Honglu nodded.

"Very good, then I don't need to explain further." Luoshui poured a little chocolate sauce on the shaved ice and threw it to Zhao Yingkong. Players of the opposing faction."

Xiao Honglu froze for a moment, "The hostile camp?"

"That's right~" Luo Shui said, filled a plastic bag with a bowl of white shaved ice and threw it to Zheng Zha. Zheng Zha immediately took the ice bag and covered his eyes, his eyes were swollen from crying.

"Just now Imerton asked with concern before he left, why his son—here is a misunderstanding, he doesn't seem to understand the difference between the ancestors and the modern one we are talking about, but it doesn't matter—he cares about his son Why is there a fresh bloodstain on his face?" Luoshui put the remaining bowls of shaved ice that met everyone's 'order' requirements on a large plate, and handed it over to the duck-billed fire dragon who adapted to the climate very quickly' serve'.

"Then our mother, Qin Zhuyu, explained it to Imerton. Let him know that a group of people attacked the crystallization of love between him and Ansuna in order not to let us revive him. And our eldest sister Zhan Lan used the image scanned by her mind to give Imerton a plate of portraits in a rage, and asked him to kill the guys from the Indian team during the preparations for the resurrection of Ansuna."

Luoshui yawned dizzy from the sun, "Dear little panda, before killing the boss, you usually use the boss to kill other onlookers who are watching cannon fodder. You are a novice at first glance."

"Rookie!" Luo Shui raised his head deliberately, looking down at Xiao Honglu from the corner of his eye, "If you want to follow the national treasure, you still have something to learn!"

At this time, Chu Xuan also looked at Xiao Honglu and shook his head, which made Luo Shui grin even more.

Little did he know, what Chu Xuan thought was that no matter how much his assistant learned, he would not become a secret weapon against him.

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Li Shuaixi: Luoshui, what are you doing behind the wall?

Luo Shui put his right index finger to his mouth: Shhh!I'm scouting!

Li Shuaixi scratched his hair: What are you investigating?

Luo Shui narrowed his eyes: I found out that someone wrote a love letter to Chu Xuan, I want to find out who it is!

Li Shuaixi put on headphones and listened to Luoshui's so-called love letter—a voice message, still in English.

The first few sentences were normal, expressing a fan's cordial admiration for an idol, but the last sentence made Li Shuaixi stunned for a moment.

I want to talk with you about Uranus (your ass).

Then Li Shuaixi glanced at the translated words of the Zhushen brand voice translator.

I want to talk to you about your chrysanthemum.

Li Shuaixi thought for a while about the possible troubles caused by the translator's discrimination against inaccurate pronunciation and asking Luoshui to give up "following", and decided to let Luoshui just...follow him.

Maybe, Chu Xuan National Treasure still thinks it's a kind of fun~

Note: The pronunciation of Uranus is very similar to (yourass), your buttocks.

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Today's small theater B is quite special, it is a series of small theaters, and it is connected with the next next next next next next small theater~ Poof

When everything was over, Luo Shui returned to the military academy to attend classes.

In acting class.

"Student Luoshui, please show that excited expression of meeting someone you've been waiting for for a long time."

Luo Shu squatted at the window thinking for a while, and suddenly saw Chu Xuan walking downstairs from the window.