National Property [Infinite Terror]

Eve looked at the family who claimed to be 'Zhongzhou' and believed in 'National Treasure', and they were really wandering around like a tour group, without any sense of urgency.Compared with Eve herself, when she thought of the two scriptures, she wished she could run to the capital of death without eating, drinking or sleeping. The Zhongzhou family was a little too leisurely.

On the one hand, Eve was a little dissatisfied with the family for slowing down their itinerary, on the other hand, she was a little envious of the family traveling together.

"Oh~~ camels!" Luo Shui rushed to the group of tall camels, jumped up trying to pat the hump, but was dragged down by Zheng Zha, "Stop playing."

"Hey, hey, brother Zheng Zha, have you ever seen a camel before? Have you ever taken a photo with a camel? Do you have experience riding a camel and riding a horse?" Luo Shui shook off Zheng Zha's hand, "Don't you think Is this opportunity too difficult?"

"Third brother~ come and help me take pictures." Zhao Yingkong beckoned.

"Are you... addicted to pretending to be a child?" Xiao Honglu stood aside and covered his nose, the smell of camels was really not very pleasant.

"Then what do you want me to do?" Zhao Yingkong's face turned blank for a moment, "Kill all irrelevant people, and let's go treasure hunting by ourselves, which is more in line with my killer nature?"

Xiao Honglu was choked, and the top wisdom of ordinary people was blocked by a sentence from the killer MM.

"Pfft..." Li Shuaixi couldn't help laughing, Xiao Honglu immediately looked back at him angrily.

Li Shuaixi licked his lips, as if nothing happened, whistled and watched the sky slowly go away.

"Little brother." Luo Shui found Xiao Honglu five minutes later, with an ambiguous smile on his face, "You still have something to learn about chasing girls."

Xiao Honglu was silent for 30 seconds, thinking for a while that he should tell the truth, he was just trying to answer casually with Zhao Yingkong, and he really didn't mean to chase girls; or should he follow Luoshui's words, only getting along for such a short time In just a few days, he could realize that Luoshui probably wouldn't listen to explanations...

Sure enough, Luo Shui raised his eyebrows and smirked, "You don't need to explain, explaining is covering up, and covering up is telling a story."

"Come on, tell third brother what kind of a story can make you interested in a girl in just a few days." Luo Shui tilted his head and looked at Xiao Honglu, "We can ignore it for now. The current status, otherwise you may have incestuous pressure."

Compared with the question of choosing between truth and lies just now, Luoshui's question this time made the genius boy think of three types of answers.

One, to be honest, he didn't have that kind of interest in Zhao Yingkong.

Second, making up random things, he had to write a fake story that might be widely publicized by Luo Shui.For example, there was a girl who looked like Zhao Yingkong when she was a graduate student of neuropathy, and she had a story with her.

Three, the nature of a man, he can be said to be more adult and easier to understand.

As a boy who is only 12 years old, although his wisdom has reached the peak of mortals, it cannot be denied that he has the common problems of boys, and he is extremely eager to grow up and become a man.

But before Xiao Honglu made his choice of answer, Zhang Jie patted Luo Shui on the shoulder, "Forget it, don't torture the child like this."

Before Xiao Honglu could thank his 'dad', Zhang Jie continued, "It takes only a few days for a man to like a woman, and the decision can be made in the first few seconds."

"Oh? Is that so?" Luo Shui turned his head and looked at Zhang Jie puzzled.

"How many seconds does it take to notice a woman's chest and face?" Zhang Jie shook his head.

Luo Shui suddenly realized and nodded, then turned his head to Xiao Honglu, "I take back the question just now."

"I'm assuming your question is a rhetorical question, to express that it doesn't take seconds to notice a woman's breasts and face, not a set question because you didn't answer yourself, and not a question question because you don't look I don’t want to answer.” Chu Xuan walked over, “The meaning of this rhetorical question is to show that a man’s ‘like’ a woman only needs a short time to focus on the chest and face, so I doubt that your ‘like’ is not in a broad sense Above all, the dictionary writes the meaning of 'like' but just impulsively."

"I..." Zhang Jie opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.

"Just be impulsive, it's not important." Zheng Zha came over, "Guys, can we start our journey?"

"We have already started our journey. O'Connor helped us pick out the camels, but the girls are buying those exotic clothes and perfumes. It will take some time. Let's wait." Luo Shui pointed at the The chattering girls on Cairo's ancient commercial street are choosing their favorite clothes.

Chu Xuan nodded, "And the question just now is very important. Because if 'like' means 'impulse', it is not logical not to mention it first, because these two words cannot be connected with an equal sign. If we talk about it now It's Xiao Honglu's 'impulse' then..."

Chu Xuan pushed his glasses, "For a child who is so impulsive at the age of 12, I am very interested in his physical development, and I have doubts about his future height that may lower the average height of the Zhongzhou family."

"What's wrong with him? Didn't he talk so much before?" Saito recalled how he got along for so many days. Although Chu Xuan was not a quiet person, he wasn't so... fussy about words.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Chu Xuan took out a notebook and wrote silently.

Zheng Zha walked behind Chu Xuan and slowly read it out, "Ordinary people have a certain resistance to the analysis of rational wisdom. Considering that we need to add mortal emotional factors when making plans in the future, we temporarily set rational analysis as unnecessary. Passive clauses that are not interpreted from time to time.”

Very good, now mortals are being hit more thoroughly.

Luo Shui was already shocked by Chu Xuan's series of words just now, and when he came to his senses, he immediately poked Xiao Honglu who was also shocked, and walked up to Chu Xuan holding the child's hand, "Sir, then you can show this child What kind of experiment should be made to prove that this child is not impulsive but likes, and then help him fulfill his wish?"

Xiao Honglu raised his head and looked at Luo Shui's chin, why didn't he know that he had a wish?

"When it comes to emotional issues, you need to consider the 'emotions', 'face', and 'dignity' of many mortals, as well as any supplementary non-scientific and irrational settings." Chu Xuan looked at Xiao Honglu like a mouse, "Very good research project."

The colonel is in a better mood, and Luoshui's mood is even better, so no matter how much the girls and the Zhongzhou family who have not been strengthened or not strengthened complain about the wind and sand, dryness, sun exposure and thigh numbness during the camel ride The other questions were covered by Luoshui's singing.

He sang along the way, "The white dragon camel, with its hooves facing west, guards the national treasure king and the Zhongzhou team, and goes to the road to hunt for treasures in the western sky. It will cover tens of thousands of miles~~"

"What big mummy, monk who violated the precepts, what black-clothed organization, what curse of the undead, they can't escape the piercing eyes and wishful stick~ Escort the national treasure to the west~ Oh." Luo Shui changed the lyrics while singing, and took the time to turn around and use The rap read a passage to Zheng Zha, "Why didn't you switch to Monkey King's blood at that time, and insisted on adding some foreign ghost blood to match Chinese Qigong, that's not how mixed blood is played, big brother." '

"Ah~" Luo Shui, who was singing more and more high, suddenly stopped and sighed.

Just when everyone thought that he was finally tired from singing, or that his mouth was filled with sand, Luo Shui said, "I don't know if the main god space has the function of washing some points."

"It's like when we play online games, if you add a wrong point, you can wash it, so you can rearrange it." Luo Shui curled his lips, "If there is a point to wash, then Zheng Zha will have the blood of Monkey King. He is also a monkey anyway."

"Hey, hey, what do you mean I'm a monkey anyway?" Zheng Zha frowned.

"Then Zhang Jie, come with Zhu Bajie's bloodline, it can be regarded as an important role." Luo Shui glanced at the members of the Zhongzhou team, "Li Shuaixi is super suitable for Monk Sha. The monster took away"Second senior brother, the master was taken away by the monster""Eldest brother, second senior brother, the master was taken away by the monster""Eldest brother, the master and the second senior brother were taken away by the monster". In this way, Li Shuaixi also You don’t need to beat this stomach and run around like now.”

"Hey, hey, what does it mean to have a big belly? I have a seal here, so I can pretend that I don't have a big belly, okay?" Li Shuaixi raised his eyebrows.

Zhang Jie covered his head, he was too lazy to refute.

"Well, it's quite suitable for Xiao Honglu to change to Nezha's bloodline." Luo Shui arranged it self-righteously, "Others, let's get the bloodline of the Eight Immortals. Lan Caihe is Zhao Yingkong, and He Xiangu is an exhibition. Tieguai Li is Saitoichi or something."

"What about you?" Under the surprised eyes of everyone, Chu Xuan actually reacted to Luo Shui's words, "The only thing left now is—the white dragon horse."

Everyone in the Zhongzhou team was stunned for a moment. Although what Chu Xuan said was true, why did they feel an atmosphere of... molesting?

The white horse is ridden by Tang Seng... If Tang Seng is replaced by a national treasure here... the white horse is replaced by Luoshui...

It must be an illusion, Chu Xuan must have said this sentence full of reason and rationality plus analysis and judgment.

However, everyone in the Zhongzhou team shouted in their hearts, "Well said!"

The author has something to say:

to Chuxuan,

Do a lot of research on mortals... Is it really good for you?

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small theater:

Chu Xuan called out: "Luoshui."

Luo Shui responded.

Chu Xuan pushed his glasses: "Give me my U disk."

Luo Shui poked his head out slowly, his eyes widened, and he looked at Chu Xuan innocently.

Chu Xuan rubbed Luo Shui's head, "U disk."

Luo Shui turned his head, "It ran away."

Chu Xuan narrowed his eyes, "What makes you think that I believe that a USB drive will grow legs and run away by itself?"

Luo Shui tilted his head, "Probably because it's the mecha era?"

Zheng Zha, who was about to knock on the door to find Luoshui to go out to play paintball, looked down at his feet, and he felt that he seemed to have glimpsed something from the corner of his eye.

What's this?Zheng Zha had a question mark on his head.