National Property [Infinite Terror]

"What's going on?" Zheng Zha complained to Chu Xuan and Luo Shui who had returned to the team while killing a big crab that was chasing Lolita.

"I don't know." Luo Shui said super calmly, without any guilt or blushing.

Chu Xuan pushed his glasses, "Probably because we passed "The Grudge" too easily, and the main god temporarily increased the difficulty."

While protecting the classic beauty, Zhang Jie glared at Chu Xuan, "You won't blush when you tell a lie? '

"Too simple?" Zheng Zha would probably scratch his head if he was free at this time, "I didn't think it was very simple. It took me a lot to repair it."

"It's really simple." Zhao Yingkong and Luoshui, two tender young girls, said in unison.

"It's really simple, I haven't played much." Ming Yanwei shot an electric eel with one arrow. This kind of high-voltage electric creature is really suitable for long-distance elimination.In short-range close-to-body combat, whoever fights will have no combat power for a few minutes.

Seeing this scene, Luo Shui took the time to add a sentence in his "Mecha Attack Tutorial Diary", the electric eel monster, attack method: electric shock, attack effect: additional stun state.

"I made a lot of female ghosts, and said I didn't show up..." Saitoichi's attack method, which is good at formations, is more suitable for pre-arranging.Like the current sea monsters swarming up or something, he only had time to write a few magic words before throwing them out, and his attack power was greatly reduced.

As a killer, Ling Dian felt that it was better for him to keep a low profile, so he didn't argue with those two about who had less playing time.

Zhan Lan kept attacking those simple creatures mentally.For non-human monsters, Zhan Lan's mental attack is not effective enough, and the fish are attacking purely by instinct.Perhaps normally, when encountering such a dangerous opponent, the animals would run away collectively, but now according to the setting of the Lord God, if this group of fish wants to migrate, and if they want the entire race to survive, they must eliminate the human beings in front of them and pass through this place. sea ​​area.

For the continuation of the race, the fish are fighting desperately.

Repeated use of mental abilities gave Zhan Lan, who had just learned it not long ago, a headache and a bad temper. Simply put, his anger value was MAX.

Human beings are always silent, explosive... or abnormal.

"You two, just went out on a date, and you got "Jaws" and "The Day After Tomorrow"?" Zhan Lan's voice sounded in the Zhongzhou team's mind, and the high-pitched voice made Luo Shui feel that his nerves were on the verge of breaking out. It shattered like a glass.

"Then what happens to you in the future, wouldn't it be the end of the world "2012"!" Zhan Lan yelled.

Luo Shui tilted his head and looked at Chu Xuan, "What happened to us? What can we do?"

Chu Xuan was sitting in Luoshui's mecha. Well, Luoshui named his mecha Hawaii just now to commemorate the first appearance of this mecha.Chu Xuan sat on the hand of the Hawaiian, observing the battle situation condescendingly, and replenishing blood for everyone from time to time.

Occasionally, Chu Xuan will also add a hard state to the big crab in front of someone, in the name of giving someone more opportunities to hone, in return for taking care of him for many days.

Zheng Zha didn't find anything, he just felt that the shell of the crab in front of him was too hard, it must be a hundred-year-old crab... Well, this kind of crab meat must be not good.

"I think in her words, if dating is used as the basic value, the advanced ones should be words related to feelings such as kissing, sex, and marriage." Chu Xuan was blinded by a pearl in a big shell, and accidentally Ming Yanwei, whose feet were pinched by shells, added a 'thorn halo'.

"So, in a nutshell, Zhan Lan probably meant that if Luo Shui and I kiss, have sex, get married, etc. in the future, it will probably lead to the end of the world." Chu Xuan looked at the stunned people who had stopped attacking. , frowned, "For the time being, it is not clear what action will bring about the end of the world in Zhan Lan's values."

"I see." Luo Shui nodded, using the sand sculptures piled up by Ling Diand and his younger brother, he was playing a CS battle between humans and fish.Luo Shui didn't care at all, he totally got the game wrong, unless Shark Fin could pick up a gun...

real world,

Luo Yuntian turned around, raised one eyebrow, narrowed the other eye, and looked at Chu Yang with a strange expression, "Your brother, are you molesting my son?"

Chu Yang paused for a long time. He looked back and forth at the photo of him and Anfei and the display that Luo Yuntian had dug out, and finally silently picked up the plan code-named "Bringing Back the National Treasure". Start adding a side quest.

'For the physical and mental health of the national treasure, I don't hesitate to sacrifice myself. '

"Hello!" Luo Yuntian was firmly stopped by Han Yi.

"The country hasn't passed the same-sex marriage law yet." Han Yi pushed Luo Yuntian back on his seat, "Neither of them will break the law."

"The Grudge of Hawaii", no, it should be "Jaws" + "The Day After Tomorrow",

"Luoshui, are you okay?" Zheng Zha looked at Zhan Lan who was in a state of panic because of Chu Xuan's words, and after thinking about it, as the captain, he should take the responsibility of comforting the team members.

"I'm fine." Luo Shui is currently playing high with gunshot headshots, "Isn't Chu Xuan just watching a joke?"

Which eye or ear of yours is telling you... So the serious look is a joke?Zheng Zha secretly complained in his heart, the key point is, can Chu Xuan make jokes?

"You, don't hold back if you have something to do, isn't it just being teased by Chu Xuan, it's okay. Me too..." Zheng Zha was interrupted by Luo Shui before he finished speaking.

"Have you ever been molested by Chu Xuan?" Luo Shui's left eye was written with curiosity, and his right eye was written with gossip.

Just as Zheng Zha wanted to explain, he had been tricked by Chu Xuan, so he just endured the molestation and came here.But before he had time to explain, seeing Luo Shui's wretched smile of "you know, I know", he choked.

"I'm not interested in monkeys." Chu Xuan came out of this game leisurely, once again blowing the pot of the lowly fighting gang.

"Who are you talking about?" Zheng Zha snarled and slapped the crab hard.

Now even Chu Xuan didn't speak, and a smart person knew right away that whoever spoke up was talking about whom.

"Oh~ So little brother Luoshui, you have quite a high status in Chu Xuan's eyes~" Ming Yanwei laughed while talking, trembling wildly.

Chu Xuan thought about this question seriously.

What is the status of Luoshui in his heart...

Aliens who are completely different from ordinary people or... a secret weapon against oneself?

"I know, I know!" Luo Shui didn't care about his sand sculpture bunker anymore, and jumped out and raised his hand to answer the question.

"Say." Chu Xuan approved.

"I know why Zheng Zha gets so many points every time!" Luo Shui smirked with an expression of "everything is under my control, even the Lord God's thoughts can't escape my gossip eyes".

Everyone in the Zhongzhou team looked back at Luoshui while killing the enemy with great interest, which gave Luoshui great encouragement.

"You think, this game is made by monkeys, right?" Luo Shui said with a smile, "So monkeys take care of monkeys, Zheng Zha probably has a charm value of 100 in the eyes of NPCs! So~"

"Pfft..." Zhang Jie was the first to hold back.

Zero kept telling himself that the killer should control his expression.

Probably because Zheng Zha's expression was too ugly, everyone just shook their shoulders, and those who gave him face didn't laugh out loud.The only one who laughed out loud, wishing to resound throughout the beach, was Anfei who came back with a bunch of loot.

Along with him was Li Shuaixi, who was dripping wet with one hand, and a strange-looking creature with the other.

"Yo~ You returned to the team in a timely manner." Luo Shui greeted, "It's just that the way you appeared was not aggressive enough, otherwise you would be the last one to appear, and you would be the protagonist!"

"The protagonist..." Li Shuaixi looked at Luo Shui sadly, "Will the protagonist almost feed the sharks because the summoned beast suddenly ran out of gas, and then fell into the sea?"

"Hmm." Luo Shui rubbed his chin, "There will probably be one in a funny movie, and then the beauty saves the bear, the protagonist meets the beauty, and then you understand."

Facing Zhao Yingkong's cold death ray westward, Li Shuai shook his head, "I don't understand."

"Stop messing around and fight the enemy seriously." Zheng Zha took on the captain's posture, "Li Shuaixi, what is that monster?"

"My new pet..." Li Shuaixi seemed to be shrouded in a black cloud, squatting on the ground planting mushrooms, "The new pet, probably because it is not a tailed beast, cannot enter my stomach, so I will take him with me." Flying back, and because of overload, Wuwei said that he was overloaded and ran out of fuel, so he just fell into the sea, and this new pet is still dizzy."

"This is really a sad and desolate experience for the protagonist who listens to tears and smells sad." Luo Shui said with emotion, and then shot him with a super handsome pose. unknown fish.

"What kind of monster is that?" Zero finally got a chance to appear on the stage. His younger brother, who usually doesn't talk much and likes to look at people with big eyes, squatted on the ground and poked the listless monster whose eyes were like mosquito coils. .

There are two big bags on the top of the head, which looks like a duck or a goose, with sharp claws on all fours, sharp blades on the back, and a long tail that is still burning.

"It's really weird looking. Didn't you go to the volcano? How did you catch it?" Luo Shui also squatted down like Brother Lingdian, and poked the monster that poked its mouth and spit out a black smoke, "Is this magma? monster?"

"It really came out of the magma." Speaking of his new pet, Li Shuaixi swept away the gloom just now, and even smiled, "But it's not a magma monster."

"What is that? Flame duck or flame 'goose'?" Luo Shui pouted, "Could it be the Hawaiian volcano roast duck you brought back?"

Li Shuaixi twitched the corner of his mouth, "When I subdued it just now, the Lord God reminded me that this is called 'Duck-billed Fire Dragon'."

When Zheng Zha heard this, he almost spat out a mouthful of blood, "Pokemon?"

Li Shuaixi nodded as a matter of course, "Yes, after all, this is the background of the island movie "The Grudge". Is it strange that there are island comics?"

Zhang Jie was already staggering and was about to fall down, why didn't he know that the main god is so interesting... and still read comics?

"I know why you can't put him in your belly." Chu Xuan jumped off the Hawaiian ship, looked at the 'Duck-billed Charmander' with probing eyes, and the Duck-billed Charmander trembled unconsciously in a coma. At the same time, Li Shuaixi also trembled.

"Why?" Zheng Zha asked quickly

Chu Xuan sighed with emotion, "the wisdom of mortals". Before he had time to give the correct answer, Luo Shui rushed to answer.

"Pokemon... are to be collected into the poke ball!"

The author has something to say:

to Zheng Zha,

It feels good to be taken care of by the main god, no, the monkey~~

The charm value in the eyes of NPC is 100~

What else would be interested in you besides Kayako girl~~

to Chuxuan,

How does it feel to be swollen by Luo Shui's quick answer?

Have you confirmed whether Luoshui is an alien or a secret weapon?

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Luo Shui: Chu Xuan Chu Xuan~~~Let's go on a date.

Zheng Zha: Stop it, there will be great white sharks counterattack!

Luo Shui: Chu Xuan~~I want ╭(╯3╰)╮you~

Zhang Jie: Stop it, the global climate will warm, the icebergs will melt, and the water level will rise...

Luo Shui: Chu Xuan~ Let's... X love!

Zhan Lan: Don't stop, the end of the world is nothing more than that!

Luo Shui: Chu Xuan~~~marry me!

The Zhongzhou team waited: Luoshui, let's go.Luoshui, let's go.

Luo Shui: Chu Xuan, do you agree?