National Property [Infinite Terror]

Luoshui returned to the hotel where he had made an appointment with a cat in his arms.Their team was the last to return to the hotel, and Zheng Zha had already returned with a few golden scriptures that looked shinier than real gold.And Zhang Jie's team...

They said that it was too inconvenient to carry so many monks on the road, so they decided to foster the monks in their temple and live there.

"So, you didn't complete the task?" Luo Shui raised his eyebrows, and beat with a baseball bat he didn't know where he saw it.

Zhao Yingkong took out a few small golden stones.

"What is this?" Luo Shui played with those small stones.

"Eminent monk relic!" Zhang Jie chuckled, "Well, our harvest is pretty good."

Luo Shui froze for a moment, stepped forward, held Zhang Jie's hand, put the relic into his hand, sat on the sofa with a blank expression, and continued to tease his cat.

Zhang Jie looked back at Zheng Zha, "What's wrong?"

"Is it because he didn't get anything, so he's jealous?" Zheng Zha scratched his head.

Luo Shui raised his head and sighed sadly, "It's terrible to be uneducated."

"Don't you know that the so-called relics are the eminent monks who have been vegetarians all year round, and they have occupational diseases-small stones that have not been cremated for a while after calculus?" Luo Shui's stroking made the cat in his arms feel comfortable. Mi yelled.

Zhang Jie let go, and the relic fell to the ground. He glanced at Zheng Zha, who shook his head, expressing that he didn't know.

Zhang Jie immediately came to his senses, turned to Chu Xuan's direction, and looked at Chu Xuan expectantly.Chu Xuan just pushed his glasses and continued to study those few pages of the golden book without saying anything.

"Ah~ Zheng Zha, take these relics." Zhang Jie patted Zheng Zha on the shoulder.

"I have a cleanliness..." Zheng Zha looked at Zhang Jie.

Zhang Jie laughed, "I don't believe it."

That night was the first night they spent in the Grudge.Among the three funny young people named after A, B, and C, one went to the toilet alone, but a hand sticking out of the toilet ... exploded his ass.

The shrill scream woke everyone up.

When Zheng Zhaluo rushed into the toilet with the fastest reaction, he saw Xiao Yi struggling, but dragged him into the toilet with one hand.

"Why does the lady ghost... have such a trick to kill BT for a thousand years?" Li Shuaixi trembled.

Zhan Lan was originally comforting the pale-faced Ming Yanwei, but after hearing Li Shuaixi's words, she raised her head, and the corner of her mouth curled up in a strange arc, "Maybe... her man abandoned her because he found another him."

A lot of "he" made Li Shuaixi confused for a moment.

Luo Shui tilted his head, "I always feel that a song my dad often listens to seems to describe this scene."

Zhang Jie pretended to be relaxed and sat beside Luo Shui, "What song? Can it have a prophecy effect?"

Luo Shui scratched his head vigorously, frowned forcefully and thought, "It seems to be something, a chrysanthemum, a lifetime, a moan, a library."

Li Shuaixi looked at Luoshui with even more confusion, "Japanese songs?"

Luo Shui touched his nose, "My dad probably doesn't understand Japanese."

real world,

Han Yi raised the corner of his mouth, turned his head to look at Luo Yuntian, "Don't understand Japanese? Maybe..."

Luo Yuntian wiped off his sweat, "If you say you don't understand, you just don't understand."

"Oh?" Han Yi tapped his fingers on the table twice, "At least you've seen some Japanese movies."

Luo Yuntian told himself that a man should have the courage to admit and dare to refute, "Hmph, if I can speak Japanese after watching Japanese action movies, then I have also watched European and American fun movies, so I still don't understand English!"

Chu Yang covered his face, he entrusted that task to this man's son... Isn't it too unreliable.

Will his good brother be taken away...

In The Grudge,

"By the way, I asked the colonel, we seem to be able to find a way to fulfill Miss Ghost's wish, and then save her." Luo Shui blinked, the round eyes were exactly the same as the cat in his arms.

Everyone looked at Chu Xuan immediately, and Zheng Zha said blankly, "Chu Xuan would make such a suggestion?"

"Of course." Luo Shui frowned, "Do you think everyone is like you, insisting on fighting? Young man, let's be more civilized."

"Where am I uncivilized?" Zheng Zha stared at Luo Shui.

"There are scars on the face, it looks uncivilized." Luo Shui raised one finger, followed by the second, "Blood sucking is unhygienic, and habits are uncivilized."

Seeing Zhan Lan keep gesticulating a height, Luo Shui immediately showed his third finger, "I raise loli at home, and I like to be uncivilized."

Zheng Zha was beaten to pieces and squatted on the ground.

"Okay, okay, let's change the subject, have you found the tailed beast?" Zero opened his mouth unexpectedly, interrupting Luo Shui's contempt for Zheng Zha.

"Hey." Luo Shui held up the cat in his arms.

"Tail beast?" Zheng Zha came back to life in an instant, and pointed at the kitten with a mocking face, which resulted in three more marks on his face.

"Two-tailed cat again." Luo Shui patted the cat's head and praised him.

"Well, it really is not an ordinary cat, it can cut through Zheng Zha's skin." Zhang Jie wiped his chin, "Where are the other tailed beasts?"

"Oh, don't mention it." Luo Shui waved his hand dejectedly, "Li Shuaixi's human-tailed animal detection machine was pretty good at first, and he found Maoyou. As a result, he was hungry, so the detection was inaccurate. I kept gurgling, and it would make my bones roll in any direction, so I had to come back to eat and rest."

Li Shuaixi stared at the floor, trying to weaken his sense of existence, but he still couldn't escape the curious people's curiosity about the 'Human Tailed Beast Detection Machine'...

"Speaking of eating, I don't know if Miss Ghost will put poison and curses into the food." Luo Shui tilted his head.

"It's not necessary." Chu Xuan raised his head from the computer, "These news are about the newcomers who died, and Gayako can attack in the body, so there is no need to poison."

"So scary?" Zhan Lan walked to the computer, just glanced at the photo, then covered her mouth and leaned against the wall, not daring to look at it again.

Zheng Zha closed his eyes and poked Luo Shui, Luo Shui shook his arms, "Why?"

"You don't find it disgusting to look at? Although you are a soldier, you have never seen a dead person." Zheng Zha had wondered about this when he dealt with the aliens in the last game.

"Isn't it just some kind of large intestine?" Luo Shui looked at the ugly-looking people strangely, "I cook by myself since I was a child, and I bought large intestines to clean, cut and shred the braised large intestines. It's no different~"

"How can you compare humans to pigs?" Zheng Zha frowned, his tone a little more serious.

"That's right, now that monkeys can play holographic online games, pigs might be the Four Heavenly Kings!" Luo Shui clenched his fists, "The green dragon, white tiger, red bird, and basalt are respectively east, west, north, south, and pigs are middle gods... Oh, that's the Five Heavenly Kings."

"Pigs are different from people!" Zheng Zha yelled, he didn't know what to say, how could he be as indifferent when he saw the death scene of people as he was when he saw a pig!

"I know. Humans eat pork, but pigs don't eat human flesh." Luo Shui nodded.

"Don't talk about pigs! Let's talk about something else!" Zhan Lan came out to smooth things over, "Well, for example, crabs, whatever."

"Crabs?" Luo Shui tilted his head, "Do you like crabs?"

Everyone who didn't know why the topic shifted to food nodded.

"Male crab and female crab?" Luo Shui blinked.

The crowd divided into two teams.

"Oh, then do you know that the good-tasting ointment of the male crab is his sperm?" Luo Shui looked at everyone innocently.

Ming Yanwei suddenly smiled, "Well, it tastes much worse."

After hearing this, Zheng Zha looked at Ming Yanwei's half-smile expression, suddenly covered his nose, and ran out.

Luo Shui sighed, and looked at Chu Xuan, "Oh, it seems that he is not suitable for tomorrow's mission, let's choose Zhang Jie."

Zhang Jie took his wandering gaze back, looked at Luoshui, "What?"

"Oh, didn't I just say that we want to save the female ghost lady? So according to the wish of the female ghost lady in courtship since she was a child, we decided to send a representative to give the female ghost lady a taste of being loved." Luo Shui smiled and patted Looking at Zhang Jie, "I like you~"

"I won't do it!" Zhang Jie roared, strangling Luo Shui's neck, "Isn't it your kid's idea...why don't you do it yourself?"

"I'm young..."

"What's wrong with being young? Can you get two votes for being young?" Zhang Jie grinned, "Hmph, let's be fair and vote."

"Do you need it?" Luo Shui held up his mobile phone, "Most of the text messages I replied said that you are better at picking up girls."

"What?" Zhang Jie looked at the crowd, and they immediately took a step back, and some pointed to Zheng Zha who had re-entered, expressing their vote for him.

"Indeed, there are two options. Re-voting is too troublesome, so let's do it." Luo Shui clapped his hands, "You can choose to do it yourself, or knock the opponent unconscious and throw him on Miss Ghost's bed."

"Oh?" Zheng Zha, who didn't know what happened, blocked Zhang Jie's flying kick, "What's wrong?"

Chu Xuan pushed down his glasses and beckoned, Luo Shui immediately ran over like a pet summoned by his master.

"What is the probability that the person we have selected will meet Jiaye's preferences?" Chu Xuan looked back and forth between Zhang Jie and Zheng Zha.

"I understand." Luo Shui gave a military salute, "This candidate directly determines the success rate of your project code-named 'Give female ghosts the right to be loved', Colonel."

"How about this, let's let the lady ghost choose by herself, let's have a blind date!" Luo Shui's words helped the boys who had nothing to do with themselves to watch the battle silently turn their heads to look at him, and Zheng Zha and Zhang Jie also stopped their hands. Fighting', "Senior Colonel, do the girls have to arrange it too? Should the element of lily be considered?"

Seeing people deflated really makes people feel good, and it really is engraved in the genes, even if it is him, there is no way to avoid the mortal pleasure bestowed by the genes, Chu Xuan thought so, imitating the bird that Luo Shui rewarded him just now Like a kitten that scratched Zheng Zha, he patted the top of Luo Shui's head, watching Luo Shui's eyes suddenly widen and become round.

The author has something to say:

Hereby declare:

I have not confirmed the authenticity of some of the two "popular science" mentioned in this article.

So all Luoshui knew were... rumors.

to Zhang Jie

Compared to Zheng Zha, who gets nosebleeds whenever you are teased, you are obviously more suitable for a married lady ghost!

to colonel

It's a good mood to see people being deflated... who is engraved in your genes...

to Luoshui

Let's play If You Are the One, the female ghost girl will take away the one who keeps the light until the end, and then the sea of ​​love will be saved...

Then, because of directly cursing, the following grudges will get N more points

Finally, you can exchange for the talent of the main god card 'Boy Boy'~

small theater:

Luo Shui: Everyone, come and see~~ I dressed Erwei up a bit~ There are so many heroes!

Chu Xuan: The wisdom of mortals...