I am wholehearted with Jotaro
Chapter 44
10
After dinner, everyone rubbed their bellies in satisfaction and got up to say goodbye.
Except for the blond muscular man who passed out at the beginning, only the bald man and the robot were left in the room.
I really can't tell who is who, and what's more embarrassing is that I don't know where to go now.
For a while I felt really awkward...
The low table was properly put away, and the robot consciously took out the apron from behind the door, shook it expertly, and then went to the open kitchen with a large set of tableware to wash the dishes.
The bald man collapsed on the cushion, rubbed his stomach contentedly, and hiccupped indistinctly.
"Come on, Lixiang, what's going on with you today?"
While cutting a TV channel, he asked casually.
"Also, what's going on with this one beside you?"
11
Let me declare first that the one beside me refers to Jotaro—probably.
I probably know that this is not a bad guy, because from him I can also feel the familiarity I felt when I was on the phone with someone before.
He should also be my acquaintance in this world, or even a close friend...
So I thought about it a little bit, and anyway, I called out, "Dear Da Vinci."
A stereo image of Leonardo da Vinci was projected beside me.
The bald young man glanced at it, showing no surprise at all, but his eyes lit up slightly, and then asked me, "What is this? A new technology from Academy City? Can it be used to play games?"
--ha?Are you also a member of the pre-selected reserve team of the Chaldean Game Army?
12
The bald young man is called Saitama.
He didn't say his name, only that his name was Saitama.
The robot washing the dishes is called Genos, and the man lying in the corner is called King, who seems to be the strongest man in the world of heroes.
All the people who come to eat at home today are his colleagues - they are engaged in the hero industry together.
I blinked my eyes and asked, "How is the treatment?"
Saitama waved his hand and replied, "Not at all! The wages are too low! If it weren't for Tachika's occasional relief, I feel like I wouldn't even have the money to buy detergent—"
After Da Vinci heard it, he opened his eyes wide, took a deep breath, and said enthusiastically.
"Could it be that this is the legendary behavior of nurturing?"
13
My head hurts violently.
From the communicator, the Stardust Crusaders gloated and watched the show, and for some unknown reason, there was a sentence mixed in, "You have today too! JOJO! wryyyyyyyy!"
I made a gesture of prayer for DIO who had to hide in a room because the room was surrounded by 24-hour imitation fluorescent lamps, but he still didn't forget to laugh at others at the first moment.
And express deep respect for his behavior pattern of remembering to eat but not to beat from the bottom of his heart.
14
Saitama waved his hand, "What kind of nurturing relationship? It was Lixiang who said that he would pay me back the tuition I paid for her back then... What are you people thinking?"
"Huh?" I blinked. "What do you guys mean?"
Saitama yawned and pointed to the kitchen, "Even Genos, he misunderstood you the first time he gave me money."
We turned our eyes to the man who is full of wife attributes, he raised his head, with a serious expression on his face, and said, "Yes, at that time I thought that the teacher and Miss Lixiang were in a relationship, and called Miss Lixiang, teacher's wife."
I blinked, then seriously took two steps back, bowed to Saitama, and said, "Sorry, I don't like your type."
Saitama looked at my actions, the expression on his face was full of 'what are you kidding? ', defending loudly, "It's been said that we are not in this kind of relationship! What are you doing!"
I quickly waved my hand, "It's better to resolve the misunderstanding as soon as possible, really."
Saitama jumped up from the cushion, "So there is no misunderstanding at all! Who would like a little girl like you who has no development! It's not a pedophile!"
...No, you're going too far anyway, aren't you?
15
Saitama and I looked at each other and fell silent.
Saitama said with a pair of dead fish eyes, "...Actually, that's not what I meant...that, I mean we grew up together, so familiar, I think of you when I saw you It's impossible for a bedwetting thing to develop into a romantic relationship."
To be honest, I understand the truth, but I still want to hit him.
16
Saitama gave up struggling, and then happily accepted the setting that I am a person from another world.
He didn't even bother to put on a surprised expression. After I said, "Actually, I am from a parallel world. The me you know is just a fragment of my soul. The me standing in front of you is the real me, but Because I don't have the memory of me when I was in the soul fragment state, so I'm sorry I have no memory of you', his face said 'that's it?Is this even worth the fuss? '
I really want to say, your expression really deserves a beating.
17
After Saitama got the news he wanted to know, he immediately lost interest in Jotaro and me. He waved his hand and called Genos to tell me about the world here and about me.
Genos came over with a very young daughter-in-law, sat down on his knees, wiped his hands with an apron, and then seriously popularized science with me about the setting of this world.
All in all—it's a weirdo society.
Due to the constant mutations, invasion of alien organisms, human experiments, biological mutations... In short, it means that everyone wants to die.
This society is not so safe.
Therefore, in order to ensure the safety of the public, that is, ordinary people, the profession of heroes appeared.
In addition, in order to reduce the crimes of people with superpowers, a large-scale academy city has emerged based on the development of superpowers. Most of them are students and education-related workers. Capability development and application work.
It is said that most of the graduation wishes after graduation are to stay in school to work as a teacher, or to join the Heroes Association and become a professional hero.
Some even join the army and become active in world security activities.
18
Saitama and I are childhood sweethearts who live next door.
Yes, childhood sweetheart again.
With a pair of dead fish eyes, I complained silently, "Why, except for the boy I like, everyone and I are childhood sweethearts——"
Jotaro smiled and patted my head.
19
I am about to turn 17 in this world, and it will be my 17th birthday in about two weeks.
And this teacher Saitama, who claims to be my childhood sweetheart, is now 25 years old, so when Genos introduced me, he interrupted without authorization and said, "It's not so much that I'm Lixiang's childhood sweetheart, it's better to say that I exist like a father and brother -"
The Alaya in my head rolled up its sleeves and told me.
"You make it clear to him! You already have a father! You don't need another one!!!"
No, you are not my father, are you?What are you thinking?
20
I am currently studying at Wugaoka Girls' Academy in Academy City, a sophomore in high school, ranked 10th in the school, and ranked LV4 in ability, and the name of the ability seems to be called Yushi Yuxing.
It is said that my ability is to summon human-shaped servants to fight for me when needed. The upper limit of my ability is to summon two servants, and the duration of the ability is about 1 hour.
But because the servants can understand my orders, can act alone, and even appear to protect me independently, so my ability is designated as LV4, and it is claimed to be—the LV5 that is most likely to be upgraded to LV4
......
With all due respect, isn't this the call of a heroic spirit?
It's just that maybe I can't provide enough magic power for the heroic spirits, so the time for them to appear is limited...
Aren't I going to upgrade to LV5 every minute?
If you want to ask why, because there is an extra Jotaro——
Although if I had to say it, it should be regarded as the ability of me being Jotaro now.
21
While I was thinking about it, Genos suddenly stood up and said, "I'm sorry, tomorrow is the day for burning waste disposal, teacher, I'll take the waste out of the door first."
Saitama waved his hand, took out a comic book out of nowhere, and yelled at the door, "Ah—I don't have anything to do today, you can go back to Janos—"
Genos put on his shoes at the door with the trash in his hand, and replied, "Okay, teacher. See you tomorrow then"
Then he opened the door and walked out.
22
A minute later, there was a loud noise at the door.
It sounded like a building was being demolished, and there was the sound of cannons being ignited, and the sound of metal violently shaking...
I turned to look at Saitama, who was already lying on the ground and started reading the second manga, "Don't worry? It sounds like I'm fighting..."
Saitama shook his hand, and the manga fell on his face with a slap, and then he replied dully, "No... Genos is very strong, it's fine."
He said, picking up the book by the spine.
"By the way, you live next door, and the key is on the door frame..." After he finished speaking, he glanced at Jotaro, and whispered in my ear, "The convenience store is quite far away, and Li Xiang, you are underage, it is best not to..."
23
what are you thinking?
Can't you be more pure?
I stood up, "Jotaro and I are not in the relationship you think."
Saitama waved his hand indifferently.
Then suddenly, a giant spiral shuriken smashed through the wall, stuck to the tip of the comatose King's nose, and plunged into Saitama's house.
24
Saitama's painting style changed, he clenched his fist with one hand, and his eyes suddenly became sharper.
At the same time, Jotaro reached out and pulled me by the collar and pulled me back a step, then Platinum Star came out, matching Saitama's movements.
Two people (?) shot at the same time, pinching the blade of the huge spiral shuriken.
Cracks spread from where they pinched, until the huge weapon was shattered into pieces.
Saitama jumped up and yelled at the hole in the wall, "Don't destroy other people's houses - you bastards!!!"
25
On the roof of the opposite building, in front of the billboard, a man in tights is posing handsomely and possing.
On the billboard was a young lady with a variety of styles, who was advertising a perfume and posing for a kiss.
But by this time, the model's face had been completely covered under paint.
Painted in fluorescent paint, the billboard featured a giant arrow pointing at the man in tights.
There are six words written on it.
Sonic Sonic.
26
Shouting to the other side: "Fight with me——Saitama——I must beat you today——"
27
I understand the reason.
But, isn't it good if you buy a loudspeaker?
And in this scene, I don't think that changing the lines will become another classified story.
Yes, that is, replace it with
【Marry me——Saitama——I must marry you today——】
It fits the scene perfectly, and with the pink filter, it is the climax scene of a shojo manga.
Saitama turned his head, looked at me, and said, "Shut down your fantasies, this guy is a man."
28
--what?
29
Jotaro blocked my view.
Da Vinci smacked his lips and said, "Hey, Lixiang, are you going to collect all the attributes of everyone's favorite male characters?"
I subconsciously replied, "What are you talking about? It's still far away. There is no sports department, the big brother next door department, and the evil villain department. Haven't they all been drawn yet?"
Before Da Vinci could speak, I heard the star crusader (currently all members inexplicably trip 8, initial trip 5) whisper in the communicator.
"Then what kind of department are we? Lixiang?"
Saitama also turned around and said with a hurt face, "I'm the big brother next door!"
I answered without hesitation.
"No, I've never heard of a bald-headed big brother family. If you insist, you must also belong to the exotic beast family."
30
Saitama looked at me silently for a while, always felt that I saw the scrolling subtitles on his head.
What should I do, this childhood sweetheart doesn't want it anymore, let's quit——
Well, if I could leave early——
Forget it, anyway, she's not in the right mind, so just pretend she didn't hear.
Then he pretended he didn't hear it, turned his head and yelled, "I'm full today and I don't want to move—that what...Sonic Sonic? You can come again next time—"
31
The night wind is cool.
Ninja in tights.
He was so angry that he dropped his scabbard, stepped on the wall against gravity all the way, drew his knife and rushed over.
32
"Today, I must decide the outcome with you - suffer death - damn it!"
33
2 minutes later, the ninja in tights yelling 'I'll be back again—'.
Fly to the distant full moon.
--------------------
The author has something to say:
why?
Sonic comes out
I feel that the whole atmosphere is more funny...
感谢在2020-05-1221:00:00~2020-05-1321:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: pulse1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Thanks little angel! ! ! [hug and cry]
After dinner, everyone rubbed their bellies in satisfaction and got up to say goodbye.
Except for the blond muscular man who passed out at the beginning, only the bald man and the robot were left in the room.
I really can't tell who is who, and what's more embarrassing is that I don't know where to go now.
For a while I felt really awkward...
The low table was properly put away, and the robot consciously took out the apron from behind the door, shook it expertly, and then went to the open kitchen with a large set of tableware to wash the dishes.
The bald man collapsed on the cushion, rubbed his stomach contentedly, and hiccupped indistinctly.
"Come on, Lixiang, what's going on with you today?"
While cutting a TV channel, he asked casually.
"Also, what's going on with this one beside you?"
11
Let me declare first that the one beside me refers to Jotaro—probably.
I probably know that this is not a bad guy, because from him I can also feel the familiarity I felt when I was on the phone with someone before.
He should also be my acquaintance in this world, or even a close friend...
So I thought about it a little bit, and anyway, I called out, "Dear Da Vinci."
A stereo image of Leonardo da Vinci was projected beside me.
The bald young man glanced at it, showing no surprise at all, but his eyes lit up slightly, and then asked me, "What is this? A new technology from Academy City? Can it be used to play games?"
--ha?Are you also a member of the pre-selected reserve team of the Chaldean Game Army?
12
The bald young man is called Saitama.
He didn't say his name, only that his name was Saitama.
The robot washing the dishes is called Genos, and the man lying in the corner is called King, who seems to be the strongest man in the world of heroes.
All the people who come to eat at home today are his colleagues - they are engaged in the hero industry together.
I blinked my eyes and asked, "How is the treatment?"
Saitama waved his hand and replied, "Not at all! The wages are too low! If it weren't for Tachika's occasional relief, I feel like I wouldn't even have the money to buy detergent—"
After Da Vinci heard it, he opened his eyes wide, took a deep breath, and said enthusiastically.
"Could it be that this is the legendary behavior of nurturing?"
13
My head hurts violently.
From the communicator, the Stardust Crusaders gloated and watched the show, and for some unknown reason, there was a sentence mixed in, "You have today too! JOJO! wryyyyyyyy!"
I made a gesture of prayer for DIO who had to hide in a room because the room was surrounded by 24-hour imitation fluorescent lamps, but he still didn't forget to laugh at others at the first moment.
And express deep respect for his behavior pattern of remembering to eat but not to beat from the bottom of his heart.
14
Saitama waved his hand, "What kind of nurturing relationship? It was Lixiang who said that he would pay me back the tuition I paid for her back then... What are you people thinking?"
"Huh?" I blinked. "What do you guys mean?"
Saitama yawned and pointed to the kitchen, "Even Genos, he misunderstood you the first time he gave me money."
We turned our eyes to the man who is full of wife attributes, he raised his head, with a serious expression on his face, and said, "Yes, at that time I thought that the teacher and Miss Lixiang were in a relationship, and called Miss Lixiang, teacher's wife."
I blinked, then seriously took two steps back, bowed to Saitama, and said, "Sorry, I don't like your type."
Saitama looked at my actions, the expression on his face was full of 'what are you kidding? ', defending loudly, "It's been said that we are not in this kind of relationship! What are you doing!"
I quickly waved my hand, "It's better to resolve the misunderstanding as soon as possible, really."
Saitama jumped up from the cushion, "So there is no misunderstanding at all! Who would like a little girl like you who has no development! It's not a pedophile!"
...No, you're going too far anyway, aren't you?
15
Saitama and I looked at each other and fell silent.
Saitama said with a pair of dead fish eyes, "...Actually, that's not what I meant...that, I mean we grew up together, so familiar, I think of you when I saw you It's impossible for a bedwetting thing to develop into a romantic relationship."
To be honest, I understand the truth, but I still want to hit him.
16
Saitama gave up struggling, and then happily accepted the setting that I am a person from another world.
He didn't even bother to put on a surprised expression. After I said, "Actually, I am from a parallel world. The me you know is just a fragment of my soul. The me standing in front of you is the real me, but Because I don't have the memory of me when I was in the soul fragment state, so I'm sorry I have no memory of you', his face said 'that's it?Is this even worth the fuss? '
I really want to say, your expression really deserves a beating.
17
After Saitama got the news he wanted to know, he immediately lost interest in Jotaro and me. He waved his hand and called Genos to tell me about the world here and about me.
Genos came over with a very young daughter-in-law, sat down on his knees, wiped his hands with an apron, and then seriously popularized science with me about the setting of this world.
All in all—it's a weirdo society.
Due to the constant mutations, invasion of alien organisms, human experiments, biological mutations... In short, it means that everyone wants to die.
This society is not so safe.
Therefore, in order to ensure the safety of the public, that is, ordinary people, the profession of heroes appeared.
In addition, in order to reduce the crimes of people with superpowers, a large-scale academy city has emerged based on the development of superpowers. Most of them are students and education-related workers. Capability development and application work.
It is said that most of the graduation wishes after graduation are to stay in school to work as a teacher, or to join the Heroes Association and become a professional hero.
Some even join the army and become active in world security activities.
18
Saitama and I are childhood sweethearts who live next door.
Yes, childhood sweetheart again.
With a pair of dead fish eyes, I complained silently, "Why, except for the boy I like, everyone and I are childhood sweethearts——"
Jotaro smiled and patted my head.
19
I am about to turn 17 in this world, and it will be my 17th birthday in about two weeks.
And this teacher Saitama, who claims to be my childhood sweetheart, is now 25 years old, so when Genos introduced me, he interrupted without authorization and said, "It's not so much that I'm Lixiang's childhood sweetheart, it's better to say that I exist like a father and brother -"
The Alaya in my head rolled up its sleeves and told me.
"You make it clear to him! You already have a father! You don't need another one!!!"
No, you are not my father, are you?What are you thinking?
20
I am currently studying at Wugaoka Girls' Academy in Academy City, a sophomore in high school, ranked 10th in the school, and ranked LV4 in ability, and the name of the ability seems to be called Yushi Yuxing.
It is said that my ability is to summon human-shaped servants to fight for me when needed. The upper limit of my ability is to summon two servants, and the duration of the ability is about 1 hour.
But because the servants can understand my orders, can act alone, and even appear to protect me independently, so my ability is designated as LV4, and it is claimed to be—the LV5 that is most likely to be upgraded to LV4
......
With all due respect, isn't this the call of a heroic spirit?
It's just that maybe I can't provide enough magic power for the heroic spirits, so the time for them to appear is limited...
Aren't I going to upgrade to LV5 every minute?
If you want to ask why, because there is an extra Jotaro——
Although if I had to say it, it should be regarded as the ability of me being Jotaro now.
21
While I was thinking about it, Genos suddenly stood up and said, "I'm sorry, tomorrow is the day for burning waste disposal, teacher, I'll take the waste out of the door first."
Saitama waved his hand, took out a comic book out of nowhere, and yelled at the door, "Ah—I don't have anything to do today, you can go back to Janos—"
Genos put on his shoes at the door with the trash in his hand, and replied, "Okay, teacher. See you tomorrow then"
Then he opened the door and walked out.
22
A minute later, there was a loud noise at the door.
It sounded like a building was being demolished, and there was the sound of cannons being ignited, and the sound of metal violently shaking...
I turned to look at Saitama, who was already lying on the ground and started reading the second manga, "Don't worry? It sounds like I'm fighting..."
Saitama shook his hand, and the manga fell on his face with a slap, and then he replied dully, "No... Genos is very strong, it's fine."
He said, picking up the book by the spine.
"By the way, you live next door, and the key is on the door frame..." After he finished speaking, he glanced at Jotaro, and whispered in my ear, "The convenience store is quite far away, and Li Xiang, you are underage, it is best not to..."
23
what are you thinking?
Can't you be more pure?
I stood up, "Jotaro and I are not in the relationship you think."
Saitama waved his hand indifferently.
Then suddenly, a giant spiral shuriken smashed through the wall, stuck to the tip of the comatose King's nose, and plunged into Saitama's house.
24
Saitama's painting style changed, he clenched his fist with one hand, and his eyes suddenly became sharper.
At the same time, Jotaro reached out and pulled me by the collar and pulled me back a step, then Platinum Star came out, matching Saitama's movements.
Two people (?) shot at the same time, pinching the blade of the huge spiral shuriken.
Cracks spread from where they pinched, until the huge weapon was shattered into pieces.
Saitama jumped up and yelled at the hole in the wall, "Don't destroy other people's houses - you bastards!!!"
25
On the roof of the opposite building, in front of the billboard, a man in tights is posing handsomely and possing.
On the billboard was a young lady with a variety of styles, who was advertising a perfume and posing for a kiss.
But by this time, the model's face had been completely covered under paint.
Painted in fluorescent paint, the billboard featured a giant arrow pointing at the man in tights.
There are six words written on it.
Sonic Sonic.
26
Shouting to the other side: "Fight with me——Saitama——I must beat you today——"
27
I understand the reason.
But, isn't it good if you buy a loudspeaker?
And in this scene, I don't think that changing the lines will become another classified story.
Yes, that is, replace it with
【Marry me——Saitama——I must marry you today——】
It fits the scene perfectly, and with the pink filter, it is the climax scene of a shojo manga.
Saitama turned his head, looked at me, and said, "Shut down your fantasies, this guy is a man."
28
--what?
29
Jotaro blocked my view.
Da Vinci smacked his lips and said, "Hey, Lixiang, are you going to collect all the attributes of everyone's favorite male characters?"
I subconsciously replied, "What are you talking about? It's still far away. There is no sports department, the big brother next door department, and the evil villain department. Haven't they all been drawn yet?"
Before Da Vinci could speak, I heard the star crusader (currently all members inexplicably trip 8, initial trip 5) whisper in the communicator.
"Then what kind of department are we? Lixiang?"
Saitama also turned around and said with a hurt face, "I'm the big brother next door!"
I answered without hesitation.
"No, I've never heard of a bald-headed big brother family. If you insist, you must also belong to the exotic beast family."
30
Saitama looked at me silently for a while, always felt that I saw the scrolling subtitles on his head.
What should I do, this childhood sweetheart doesn't want it anymore, let's quit——
Well, if I could leave early——
Forget it, anyway, she's not in the right mind, so just pretend she didn't hear.
Then he pretended he didn't hear it, turned his head and yelled, "I'm full today and I don't want to move—that what...Sonic Sonic? You can come again next time—"
31
The night wind is cool.
Ninja in tights.
He was so angry that he dropped his scabbard, stepped on the wall against gravity all the way, drew his knife and rushed over.
32
"Today, I must decide the outcome with you - suffer death - damn it!"
33
2 minutes later, the ninja in tights yelling 'I'll be back again—'.
Fly to the distant full moon.
--------------------
The author has something to say:
why?
Sonic comes out
I feel that the whole atmosphere is more funny...
感谢在2020-05-1221:00:00~2020-05-1321:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: pulse1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Thanks little angel! ! ! [hug and cry]
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