Honghuang on the tip of the tongue

No one thought that the accident would happen suddenly.

Seeing the fast-moving figure rushing towards him, Rong Ze was completely stunned and forgot to dodge for a moment.

The sound of breaking wind rang in his ears, but the expected pain did not appear. He realized that his body was empty and fell into a generous embrace.

"Tianzun?" His eyes widened slightly, and the dimples on his lips were faintly visible, "You're back."

Touching his line of sight, the contours of Yuan Shi's face became softer, and the inexplicable anxiety lingering in his heart seemed to be taken away by the wind, and he gave a low "hmm".

Until an unruly "let go of me" broke the silence.

Rong Ze suddenly remembered what happened just now, only to realize that just a few feet away from him, there was a "person" with golden hair all over his body.

Although the other party was immobilized in place by Yuanshi's divine power, he still shouted in anger.

very noisy.

Yuan Shi's face was as cold as ice, and when he was about to make a move, he felt his sleeves being pulled lightly. Looking down, Rong Ze stared at him nervously, and hurriedly said: "Tianzun, wait a minute!"

Yuan Shi seldom saw Rong Ze so flustered, his brows were slightly furrowed, but he stopped for the time being.

Seeing Rong Ze breaking free from his embrace swiftly, walking quickly towards the arrogant "hair man", calling softly in an affectionate tone: "Great Sage, is that you?"

Yuan Shi: "..."

All the immortal servants watching: "???"

At this moment, a group of heavenly soldiers and generals who described themselves as being in a state of embarrassment rushed over, and seeing Rong Ze and Yuan Shi present, they were so frightened that they lost their souls.

Why are they so unlucky, catching a disobedient wild monkey will also bump into the nobleman, it's over...

The leader of the Heavenly General had no choice but to bite the bullet and plead guilty to Rong Ze and Yuan Shi. Before he could speak, Rong Ze asked eagerly, "Is this Sun Dasheng?"

Sun Dasheng, who is that?

Everyone present, including the "hairy man" pointed at by Rong Ze, showed confused expressions.

The Heavenly General hesitated for a moment, and tentatively said: "His Royal Highness, you mean this wild monkey... Bi Mawen?"

Bi Mawen?That's it!

Rong Ze was very excited, stepped forward and grabbed the hands of the "hairy man", and said sincerely: "Great Sage, I can count on seeing you..."

May I ask how many Chinese people can resist the charm of Monkey King, Monkey King?

Rong Ze couldn't anyway.

Sun Wukong:?

"Who are you?" Sun Wukong couldn't move his whole body, and couldn't resist Rong Ze's "surprise attack" at all, so he could only shout at the top of his voice, "Let me go!"

"Yes, yes, the Great Sage is right!" Rong Ze turned to look for Yuan Shi, "Tianzun, can you...let him go."

His voice became smaller and smaller, and after seeing Shang Yuanshi's complex gaze, he shuddered, only to realize that his behavior seemed a bit out of line, and scratched his head in embarrassment, not knowing how to explain it for a moment.

Yuan Shi took a deep look at him, said nothing, just flicked his fingers lightly, and the divine power imprisoned on Monkey King disappeared immediately.

Sun Wukong saw the opportunity and was about to run away, but unexpectedly bumped into an invisible wall of air, jumped up with an "Aww", and cursed: "You people in the Heavenly Court are all liars..."

Rong Ze stared dumbfoundedly at Monkey King who was jumping out of breath, his eyes froze, and he asked seriously: "What's going on?"

Heavenly General complained incessantly, and quickly explained: "Your Highness, it's like this..."

***

It turned out that since it was discovered that Hui Kong was a spy placed by the Western Sect in the Heavenly Court, the Emperor of Heaven ordered strict discipline and launched a carpet-like search campaign in the Heavenly Palace.

I don't know if I don't check it, and I'm shocked when I check it.Hui Kong has only been in Heaven for more than a hundred years, and there are quite a few people who have made good friends with him.Especially in the Yumajian where he worked, many people were deceived by him, and some even secretly converted to Western religion because of their instability.

This is terrible, the problematic personnel should be punished, and the batch of batches should be punished. The Yumajian was emptied by a small half in an instant, and the manpower was immediately insufficient.

The Yumajian is affiliated to the Tianting Communications Department, and is mainly responsible for raising Tianma as a means of transportation for the immortal friends, which is an indispensable part of maintaining the normal operation of the Tianting.

However, the Imperial Horse Supervisor did not have a good evaluation among the various departments of the Heavenly Court. It belonged to the department with low status and hard and tiring work.But anyone who has a little connection in the immortal way does not want to work in the Yumajian.

However, the selection exam for the new office of Tianting has not yet started, and even if they want to recruit new people, they will not be so fast.

If it continues, the traffic in Heavenly Court will be paralyzed.The person in charge of the transportation department was so anxious that he personally took several sets of leadership teams to the Yuma Supervisor to take turns to work, temporarily alleviating the problem of shortage of manpower.

However, going on like this is not an option. The most urgent thing is to solve the problem at the source—recruitment.

In recent years, as Tianting's reputation has gradually grown, Tianting no longer needs to go around begging grandpa and grandma to invite people to join Tianting.Thousands of celestial beings sign up for every Heavenly Court official selection examination. If you want to obtain a formal Heavenly Court organization, it is not an exaggeration to say that thousands of troops cross the single-plank bridge.

As a result, another profession has been derived—commonly known as temporary workers, nicknamed non-staff personnel, and labor dispatch.

What should I do if I want to join the Heavenly Court but fail the exam?

It doesn't matter, you can also join the Heavenly Court through labor dispatch.

The basic salary and benefits of these non-staff personnel are equivalent to those of regular employees, but they cannot enjoy some additional subsidies, and the stability is also lacking.

But generally speaking, this kind of non-staff position is still very popular.After all, having Heaven as a backer is much better than those unreliable small sects outside.

What's more, if you are often active in the heavenly court, you have a much higher chance of encountering a great immortal. If you fall into the eyes of a great immortal one day, you will be able to ascend to heaven.

So don't look at the work of the Imperial Horse Supervisor in the heavenly court where everyone pushes and shoves, and no one wants to take over, but as soon as the news of the recruitment of non-staff personnel is released, there are quite a lot of people who sign up.

After all, there is an animal disaster in the wild right now, and everyone is in danger. If there is a chance to go to heaven, let alone other things, at least life safety is guaranteed.

Speaking of how Monkey King became a non-staff member of the Yumajian, there is also a story.

There is no need to say much about the origin of Sun Wukong. He was born from the five-colored stones left by Nuwa to mend the sky. He was born with wisdom and wisdom. He lived in a beautiful place like Huaguo Mountain. There were a group of monkeys and grandchildren for him. .

However, the good times didn't last long. With the outbreak of the beast tide in the flood, Huaguo Mountain became less peaceful.

At first, it was a wild leopard from outside the mountain that strayed into Huaguo Mountain and injured many monkeys. Sun Wukong personally took care of the beast.

But later, more and more wild beasts broke into Huaguo Mountain, and even some monkeys were infected with madness by them.The Huaguo Mountain, which was originally peaceful and happy, was gloomy and gloomy. Faced with the successive deaths of monkey grandchildren, Monkey King was helpless.

At this moment, he heard a message from outside the mountain, saying that the Heavenly Court was recruiting people, and those who were selected could get the elixir provided by the Heavenly Court.

Sun Wukong was moved, not for himself, but for the group of monkeys and grandchildren.

He heard that the pill made by the immortal has the effect of bringing the dead back to life.He thought to himself, with the elixir, he wouldn't have to be afraid of those crazy beasts.

Sun Wukong signed up, probably the examiner saw that he had good strength and good physical fitness, and felt that he could endure hardships, so he was selected in a daze.

At the beginning, he didn't understand the situation, but he was quite satisfied with the job. He felt that the Tianting place was big and grand, had a uniform to wear, and could receive elixir regularly.

Of course, he also knew at this time that the so-called elixir was not that miraculous, but only helpful to the cultivation of the Tao.

However, Heavenly Court will also regularly distribute elixir to resist mad beasts. He took it and sent it back to Huaguo Mountain for the monkeys and grandchildren to take it, and the casualty rate was greatly reduced.

The beginning of the unpleasantness was taking a rest on that day.

This is his second vacation since he joined the company. Last time he took the opportunity to go back to Huaguo Mountain to see his monkey grandson, and missed the opportunity to visit the Heavenly Court.This time, other people who joined the job at the same time said that they would go to Tianhe to have a look, and he also went along to join in the fun.

Tianhe is a famous scenic spot in Tianting. During holidays, many immortals visit this place.When Monkey King and his party came to Tianhe wearing the uniform of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, the place was already very lively.

When those people saw them, they all whispered, pointed, and whispered something.

Sun Wukong has sharp ears and eyes, and accidentally heard those discussions——

"Look, that's the newcomer from the Imperial Horse Supervisor."

"How did you meet them? It's disgusting. If you walk around, you will have a strange smell on your body after staying in the imperial horse prison for a long time. It smells so bad."

"Look at that man over there, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, full of hair, and he hasn't even transformed himself. Tsk tsk, can such a person enter the Heavenly Court?"

"It's normal, they are temporary workers, and their strength is not very good."

"..."

Since his birth, why has Sun Wukong suffered such insults?He was originally a fiery temper, and he was so angry that he couldn't bear it.

If you can't bear it, you don't need to bear it anymore.

It is conceivable what happened later, Sun Wukong was punished in the name of "picking quarrels and provoking troubles". Considering that he is a first-time offender, he does not need to serve in the sky prison, but he has to deduct one month's salary, which is an elixir, and he is beaten up. Apologize to those immortals.

Apologizing is naturally impossible. He Huaguoshan Monkey King has never been wronged like this!

His rebelliousness made the head of the horse inspector very annoyed. Seeing that his nose was not his nose and eyes, he ordered him to do the dirtiest and most tiring work such as shoveling horse manure.

In fact, Monkey King is not afraid of the smell of horse manure. When he was in Huaguo Mountain, he often wiped the buttocks of those newly born monkeys.What annoyed him was the way people treated him—

Why punish him?Is it reasonable for those people to ridicule others in private?

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, he simply threw the shovel and rushed out of the horse prison.

Since going to heaven, Monkey King has almost stayed in the Imperial Horse Prison. The only time he traveled was to Tianhe, and he didn't go around much at all. He was taken away by the heavenly soldiers and generals who heard the news because of picking quarrels and provoking troubles.

After rushing out of the Imperial Horse Prison, he didn't know where he was going, so he ran all the way in suspense. When he came back to his senses, he found that there was a green peach garden in front of him.

The delicate and charming peaches bend the branches, and the air is filled with the fragrance of peaches, making people salivate.

Monkeys give birth to peaches, and stone monkeys are no exception.

At this situation, he was stunned at the time, and cheered in surprise from the bottom of his heart, and immediately bounced out.

He didn't know that this was the peach grove of the famous Queen of Heaven, but he only knew that the peaches here were extraordinarily sweet and refreshing, with one peach in each hand, his face was covered with peach juice without even bothering to wipe it off.

The movement here attracted the attention of the patrolling guards, so there was a scene of Monkey King running for his life and the heavenly soldiers and generals chasing after him.

***

After Tian Jiang reported the matter, he was quite disturbed.

This matter needs to be investigated, and there is also the problem of their poor supervision by the guards. If they were not caught, they still ran into His Royal Highness and Yuanshi Tianzun. It seems that punishment this time is definitely inevitable.

"Liar, lied to me that there is a magic medicine in heaven, I worked so hard, but you didn't deliver it!"

Sun Wukong was trapped in the air wall and couldn't leave, so he could only keep jumping up and down, gnashing his teeth and scolding: "You people in the heaven are not good people, don't I just eat your peaches? Bah! My Huaguo Mountain is full of people. Peach, you can come and eat whatever you want, so you won’t be like you who refuse to give even a single peach to others.”

Bi Luo couldn't listen any longer, and snapped, "Bold and Poor Monkey, do you know that these fairy peaches are all irrigated with fine nectar and jade dew, how can any peach be compared to it?"

"Bi Luo, step back first." Rong Ze shook his head at her disapprovingly.

"But Your Highness—" Bi Luo still wanted to say something, but seeing Rong Ze's serious expression, she had to step aside embarrassingly.

Rong Ze walked to the air wall and said in a soft voice: "Great Sage, please calm down first. Listen to me, those public officials are talking about you in private, and the law enforcement department of the Heavenly Court hastily closed the case without investigation. It is true that we are wrong, and I would like to apologize to you on behalf of Heavenly Court."

As he spoke, he bent down and bowed deeply to Sun Wukong.

All the people present were astonished.In their concept, there has never been a reason for a high-ranking person to apologize to a low-ranking person, not to mention that the other party still respects him as a prince.

Sun Wukong paused when he attacked the air wall, stared at him for a while, and suddenly said: "But you also punished me with my salary and punished me to shovel horse manure."

"As much as you deserve, Great Sage, I will definitely give you a cent. I guarantee that such unfair things will not happen again in the future." Rong Ze said hastily.

"You mean what you say?" Sun Wukong half-closed his eyes, with doubts on his face, "You people in the heavenly court are very wicked."

Rong Ze was not annoyed, and still asked in a soft voice: "Then what should I do, so that the Great Sage will believe it."

This can make Monkey King overwhelmed.

Rong Ze thought for a while, and said, "If the Great Sage is worried, I can swear to Heaven."

Make an oath to the Dao of Heaven not to break it, otherwise you will be punished by the Dao of Heaven.

Bi Luo almost fainted, but she couldn't stop anything, and watched Rong Ze swear: "My name is Rong Ze, and I swear to the Heavenly Dao. Everything I said today is true. If I can't keep my promise, I am willing to accept any punishment."

As soon as the words fell, a golden light fell from the sky, covering Rong Ze firmly, which meant that Tiandao had accepted his oath.

"Now, you should believe it, right?" Rong Ze smiled at him.

Sun Wukong didn't expect him to be so forthright, he stared fixedly at him, and choked out a sentence for a long time: "You are different from other people in Heavenly Court."

Rong Ze breathed a sigh of relief, he was afraid that if this great sage would be dissatisfied, he would make a big disturbance on the spot, and the trouble would be serious.

Moreover, he really loves the Great Sage, and he doesn't want him to make mistakes because of this, and end up being suppressed for 500 years.

He said: "There are still many good people in the Heavenly Court. You will find out slowly, Great Sage."

"By the way, why do you keep calling me the Great Sage?" Sun Wukong scratched his head, puzzled, "I'm not called the Great Sage, I'm called the Stone Monkey, and another name is the Monkey King."

Rong Ze was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that the name "Monkey King" was self-proclaimed by himself after the disturbance in Tiangong, and now Tiangong is stillborn before the disturbance, so naturally it does not exist.

He blinked and said, "It's nothing, it's just that I think this name is very suitable for you, Monkey King."

"Great Sage, bigger than a saint, I like this name!" Sun Wukong nodded with satisfaction, clapped his hands and laughed.

"Cough." Rong Ze was choked by the air, subconsciously turned his head to look at Yuan Shi, and said nervously: "Tianzun, this monkey was born with a simple mind, don't worry about it."

Yuan Shi glanced at him, obviously expressionless, but Rong Ze could see some kind of emotion called "unhappiness" from his face.

Suddenly, the alarm bells rang in my heart.

"Hey, Tianzun, do you want to drink peach fruit tea, let me make it for you?" Rong Ze forcibly changed the subject.

silence.

Silence is today's paradise...

Finally, he heard Yuan Shi's reply: "Okay."

***

The practice of peach fruit tea is extremely simple.

Brew a cup of oolong tea to cool down, add prepared peach jam and fresh peach flesh, add lemon juice and honey to taste.

Thinking of Yuanshi's preference for sweet taste, Rong Ze added some rock sugar on purpose.

Fruit tea is suitable for cold drinking, so he made a few more ice cubes and put them in, shaking them well.

The color of oolong tea is relatively light. After adding pink and tender peach sauce, the overall color is light pink. It is served in a large-caliber glass. Because of the ice cubes, there are still water droplets hanging on the wall of the glass, which looks crystal clear, pink and lovely. .

Yuan Shi stared at the cup of fruit tea full of girlish hearts, with dim light in his eyes, he picked up the cup after a while, and took a sip from the rim of the cup.

In the mouth of the tea, there is the sweetness of oolong at the first taste, and the sweetness of peaches after the next taste. The sweet taste lingers between the teeth for a long time and refuses to dissipate. Even the breath has a sweet taste.

The struggle in Yuanshi's eyes was completely replaced by amazement.

Rong Ze made a lot of peach oolong tea, and took the opportunity to distribute it to everyone, even the heavenly soldiers and generals who were chasing Monkey King also got a cup.

"Sweet!" Sun Wukong raised his head and drank the fruit tea in one gulp, showing a happy expression, "This taste is no worse than fresh peaches. Little brother, you brother, I'm committed!"

Rong Ze's eyes lit up.

This cup of peach oolong tea is so worth it to be able to call him brothers and sisters with the great saint!

The author has something to say: Yuan Shi: The tea in my hand suddenly turned sour: (

The name of this cup of fruit tea: Yu Majian is in the "Peach" Dasheng (bushi)

This article is private, because the sudden outbreak of the beast tide changed the timeline, the great sage did not worship the Bodhi ancestor as his teacher, and there was no follow-up plot such as learning scriptures