God Judge's Thousand-Layer Routine Vest

"Boom boom boom——"

Spring afternoon is a good time to sleep, even the wind carries a faint scent of flowers and laziness, but the sound of chaotic footsteps destroys this tranquility.

"found it!"

A human voice came from several corridors. It was unknown who was speaking in a low voice, but it was enough to call the attention of those who were resting in the corridor. Jing Mo gently opened his eyes and looked in the direction of the voice. go.

The pace of running at the front was fast and light, as if a little panicked, but there were familiar footsteps behind.

Reminiscent of the youngest son's first wave of harvest in this pill, the judge smiled and got up to see what happened.

"Hey, don't run that way, he just fell asleep—"

Tsurumaru dragged Mikazuki and ran on the corridor, not even picking up the tassels on the opponent's head when it fell to the ground, but the speed of the small figure in front of him was still beyond their reach even though he was dragging clothes longer than his height.

"Haha...ha, I should have waited for Hasebe to come back before doing this," Mikazuki panted while laughing, "Hey, Tsurumaru, this is an unimaginable shock, right?"

"Who knew he would be like this when he got smaller," Tsurumaru pulled the sleeve in his hand hard, forcing Tianxia Wujian to keep up with his footsteps, "I have a bad feeling, this time I must fail...!"

The little guy dragging the burden in front fell down with a slap when turning, and then rolled out a long way with the clothes on his body. Seeing that this chase would end, Tsurumaru was very energetic, but the voice of the judge But it was delivered just right.

"Who are you bullying again?"

The dry and cool hand was in front of the forehead that was about to touch the pillar. The pain on the body was dissipated due to the contact of the other party before it could be felt carefully. With the feet off the ground, he was embraced, surrounded by a familiar smell whole body.

... who is this?

The young Fox Maru looked up at the man who was hugging her, thinking a little confused.

"Did it really wake you up?" Tsurumaru stopped in frustration, "Ahhh... Really, a big failure."

"Xiao Humaru himself agreed, and originally wanted to give you a surprise."

Sitting in the study, served with snacks and tea, Tsurumaru honestly explained the cause and effect. In order to celebrate the upcoming (actually, there is still one month) anniversary ceremony of the inauguration of the God-inspector, they are discussing what kind of gift to give to the God-inspector After saying a few things and being rejected, Sanriyue put forward a constructive suggestion.

——My lord, you haven't seen Kohomaru's childhood, have you?

——Your Highness Sanriyue, we are talking about presents now.

——Our protagonist has everything, ordinary things are meaningless, we have to take them out, unique ones.

The Five Swords of the World stopped when they were ordered, and he opened his mouth to drink tea, leaving behind Crane Maru with bright eyes.

There is no need to mention the subsequent persuasion process. The seniors with rich experience explained in all directions how happy the god judge would be because of this gift through various evidences. The antidote that can be seen everywhere can also guarantee that there will be no worries. The big fox finally surrendered.

Then they planned to try to see the effect. Tsurumaru prepared a sugar cube-like antidote, and Sankaiyue dragged a box with a huge ribbon bow from nowhere. It looked like it had been planned for a long time.

However, the follow-up did not develop as they imagined.

"He bit me!" Bai He complained bluntly, and raised his sleeves to let the judge look at the tooth marks on it - probably after one bite, he felt that it was not enough, and there were several blood holes on it bitten by the sharp tiger teeth , "I just wanted to put clothes on him, or take medicine to change back, but he ran so fast... Now the surprise is completely gone."

"I didn't expect His Highness Xiaohumaru to be so unobedient when he was young." Sanriyue covered her face and smiled, and threw the blame when the person concerned couldn't refute, "Oh, fortunately, there was a pre-rehearsal for this time. If Wouldn’t it be bad if you only found out that day?”

Probably because he heard his name, the fluffy dumpling moved, as if he wanted to turn around but held back.

Jing Mo hugged the cub who was very quiet in his arms, glanced at the small bag of antidote on He Wan's waist, and healed his wound with an unwavering expression: "Then what's going on?"

He made a virtual comparison of the big and white tail behind the cub, which was half as long as its body.

"Well——I don't know about that, hahaha," Mikayue sipped his tea, "Maybe it's because of the anecdote that Inari Myojin helped in the creation, he was born through the joint birth of man and god. Well."

"San Riyue," Jing Mo skillfully smoothed the cub's fur in his arms, making the cub squint like a small animal that just wants to doze off, with only the remaining vigilance supporting the eyelids, "The definition of a god judge should you be It is clear that I have a duty of leadership to you, not just in combat, but in all areas of life."

The smile of Five Swords Under Heaven was slightly stiff.

"That's why your monthly shopping bills will be sent to me for review," the judge smiled slightly. "I usually don't read them, but special things are always easy to impress."

Wan Wu recently opened a new store, which sells some strange little things, all aimed at spiritual power users, and it is not effective against the gods of death, but perhaps because of this, the business is extremely hot.

The candy that will randomly change into various tails and ears after eating is the best-selling product among them. Although the effect is only three to ten minutes, and the price is by no means cheap, the supply is still in short supply. It is said that even the reservation list is 10 days later. , Tsurumaru and the others feel incredible that they can place a spot order.

"You all seem to have bought a lot..." The examiner muttered as if reminiscing, "I also read the product description carefully, which means that the target is me. Is Xiaohuwan just incidental?"

...I didn't hear that you would read the list. Mutsu Mori clearly said that you just turned to the end and signed...

Tsurumaru sat upright, staring at the floor, considering the possibility of digging an escape route out of there with his eyes.

"As I said, you can use my things as you like," the judge smiled softly, "However, I don't object to buying them with pocket money to deceive people like this, and the subsequent installments will still be deducted as scheduled."

……Eh?Is this store...

Thinking of the subtle familiarity of the expressionless salesperson in the store, Tsurumaru's eyes turned dark—is this a sneaky purchase of contraband in his own store without the dual identities of the boss and guardian knowing?

The point is that he just made a plan and hasn't tried it yet!If you succeed once, you can be beaten.

Sanriyue never let go of the sleeves covering her face, so she probably couldn't laugh anymore.

"There are so many naughty children, there must be something to support the family," the judge was very satisfied with the effect of his words, "Since you are full of enthusiasm for this, I will make some restrictions that can only be effective for you New products, the effect will be better."

"Of course, this is not for sale."

The Taidaos who were shattered with the last trace of luck finally chose to hide their faces and escape.

"Put down the antidote."

The voice of the god judge came from behind, Tsurumaru untied the small bag on his waist and threw it into it to escape, and vaguely heard the god judge's cautious question like "Open your mouth and let me see, are your teeth okay?"

Tsk, partiality, I was the one who was bitten.

He thought while laughing.

"How are your teeth?"

The fox cub shook his head to express that it was all right. He poked his head out of the appraiser's arms to look around, and found that the two malicious guys had disappeared. Then he let go of the hand that was tightly grasping the skirt of his shirt and raised his head. Take a closer look at the person who helped you.

The other party's hand fell gently on the head, feeling familiar and at ease, and wanted to stay by his side all the time.

"What happened just now?" Jing Mo leaned back on the back of the chair, allowing the barefooted little fox to look at him as an equal, while supporting him with both hands, looking at this with a doting face. cubs.

"They wanted to lock the little fox up in a box," the cub said clearly. "After they failed, they wanted to feed me strange things, so I resisted."

Then he looked at Jingmo anxiously, as if he was worried that his biting would make him unhappy.

"Then why only bite Tsurumaru?" the interrogator asked with a chuckle.

"The other one seems to have very thick skin, and the little fox might not be able to bite through it," the young fox thought for a while, then asked with some doubts, "Did I know them before?"

Tsurumaru who was bitten and Mikazuki who was not bitten at all: ...?

"You have a good relationship," the judge couldn't help but pat his head. "They're just joking with you."

"...Mmm." The young fox thought for a while, nodded seriously, and then flung himself back into that embrace, wagging its big tail and wrapping it around the leg of the judge.

...It seems that there is something to do, but it is not in a hurry.

Here is as happy as basking in the sun, warm and comfortable.

Jing Mo's fingers moved slightly, and a comb appeared, and he combed his hair slowly from head to tail. The sunlight outside the window moved from one side to the other. Not a single strand of hair was pulled.

Until the cub rolled on his chest, signaling "waking up".

"Did you sleep well?" the interrogator asked him.

The young fox nodded, moved up, hugged his neck, and then looked at his short arms and hands that were not half the size of the other party.

"Little fox...should be very big," the little fox thought for a while and said, "Although it is called a little fox, it is very big. Why is it so?"

"It's like this for some reason," the judge patted his head, "Now you can change back,"

The child was silent in his arms for a while, then shook his head vigorously: "You will be happy that I have become like this."

Although nestled in the arms of the judge and refused to show up, the cubs listened carefully to every word they had.

"I'm very happy with what you are," Jing Mo smiled and matched his forehead, "and I've already got the best gift."

Your will is totally enough.

"You'll be happier this way," the kid blinked, still shaking his head, his soft white hair brushed against his fluffy tail with his movements, his ruby-like eyes were clear without any impurities, "Little Fox, don't change back yet."

Before changing back, there is something to do...but what?

The judge looked at the young fox who was lost in thought and sighed.

... I don't think it's a case of taking advantage of others.

Moreover, the long-tailed candy was undoubtedly affected by the young child, and the effect has not disappeared until now, which is a phenomenon worth studying.

After spending a minute thinking about it, the judge made a decision in a self-serving manner.

"Then go eat first, and tell me if you want to change back at any time," the judge said softly, and put the small bag containing the antidote on the side cabinet. Meet everyone."

"Master." Hasebe, who came back from the battle, knew what happened today, but considering that the person involved was Xiaohumaru, who had always reassured him, he thoughtfully postponed the report, and only waited upstairs during the meal. He waited, and sure enough, he bumped into him.

"Thank you." The judge who let the cub sit on his shoulders was not surprised, and called him to the restaurant together, "Tell me about today's battle report."

"……Yes."

Hearing the hesitation in the other party's words, Jing Mo raised his head and saw Hasebe staring at the young fox suspiciously, and the young fox looked back cautiously, with its big tail slowly wagging.

"Because of the overlapping effect of the two medicines, Xiaohu Pill will remain like this for a few days," the examiner explained simply (and with a guilty conscience), "don't worry."

"...as long as you're happy about it."

Hasebe was silent for a while. He thought he would see the big fox that had turned back into an adult, but it turned out that not only was it still a juvenile, but it also had a very lethal tail.

Those two guys didn't explain everything clearly.

However, even though taking this as a gift seems to be completely nonsense, it is true that the Lord will like it... Besides, Xiaohumaru is much more worry-free than them.

Looking at the expression of the judge, Hasebe's face softened, and he nodded.

"You guys..." the god judge sighed, a little helpless and a little happy, "If you find my waywardness, just say it."

"Your smile is our greatest wish," Da Dao shook his head, "It's just that they have to worry about the gift again."

Jing Mo smiled when he heard the words, and just about to say something, he was hugged by the cub sitting on his shoulders, the big sleeves blocked his sight, so he could only touch the head that felt good to the touch with his backhand, and asked softly What's the matter, but the little head shook his head and said it was all right.

——Small and still that coquettish monster!How dare you be as provocative as before at such a small age?

Hasebe looked at the little guy who blocked the judge's smile and then wagged his tail to demonstrate to him with a fake smile, snorted coldly and stretched out his hand to lift him up: ignoring the struggle of the other party, just said: "Lord, this The guy is heavy, so let me take him to the restaurant."

As a result, when eating, everyone looked at Hasebe's rag-like cuffs, and the cubs he put down immediately ran back to the God Judge, with the hair on their tails standing up.

The judge, who watched the history of epic struggles all the way, was dumbfounded. While smoothing the cubs around him, he trimmed Hasebe's cuffs and listened to the other party's opinions on early childhood education. Looking back, he saw the cubs in his bowl Full of fried tofu.

It was specially prepared by Candlestick Cut for the juvenile Taidao in the afternoon, and now more than half of it has been transferred to the God Judge. The fox cub who has not eaten is still looking up at his expression, probably wanting to add some more but there is no room. Let it go, waiting for him to eat a piece and put another piece.

He smiled, rubbed the good boy's ears, picked up a piece to test the temperature, and then fed it to him, watching the little face gradually showing a sense of happiness and satisfaction that couldn't be contained.

——It’s already so cute and sensible, there’s no need for any further education.

The author has something to say: The judge still remembers that the first time the big fox was injured was because he ate too hot fried tofu

After getting smaller, I really have the wildness of a fox! Fox ball, being bitten by a fox is indeed very painful, but this time the voice of the battle is to beat my teammates...

Guess what he thinks he is going to do in this state~

Finally, Tsurumaru and Sankaiyue, you remember that there is no such thing as a pie in the sky, if there is, it is because there is a more terrifying truth waiting for you

感谢在2021-04-0620:01:46~2021-04-1719:42:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: liu2;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 2 Swastika Zhan Xiye;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：xi.2r40瓶；沫沫26瓶；忆昔10瓶；寒山独见君1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!